Author has written 10 stories for Degrassi, and Harry Potter.
Twitter: @Alexx_Bryant Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
Who am I? Huh, good question. I have no idea. But here's a little bit about me.
Age: Older then a new born baby and younger then Betty White.
Hair: Curly (Hate It), Brown with natural blonde highlights.
Eyes: Brown (Boring, I know.)
Skin: I'm light skinned, you know mixed. Black and White. I'm also a little American and Hispanic.
Fav Actors: Leonardo DiCaprio, Munro Chambers (Duh), Jayden Smith, Will Smith, Matt Damon, etc.
Fav Actresses: Angelina Jolie, Natalie Portman, Sandra Bullock, Anne Hathaway, Jordan Todosey, Selena Gomez, Emma Stone Chloe Moretz
Fav Tv Shows: Degrassi (Obviously), Modern Family, Phineas and Ferb, Pretty Little Liars, South of Nowhere (Although, it kind of freaks me out), Desperate Houswives
Fav Book(s): Hunger Game Series, Twilight Series, The Mortal Instrument Series, The Confessions Of Georgia Nicolson Series, The Secret Series, The Secrets of The Immortal Nicholas Flamel Series, Harry Potter Series, the Alice Seriesetc.
Fav Movies: Kick-Ass, The X-Men Series, Easy A, Shutter Island, The Next Three Days, Unknown, Blood Diamond, Slumdog Millionaire, The Breakfast Club, etc.
Fav Artsists: Kesha, Drake, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Jessie J, Bruno Mars etc.
Most Amazing Thing I've Seen: Munro Chambers (LOL)
Fav Authors: Stephenie Meyers, Lemony Snicket, Pseudonymous Bunch, Scott Westerfeld, Louise Rennison, etc.
Country: Canada! Oh, Canada! Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah! Yes, Degrassi Lovers, I have met most of the Degrassi cast. Including Munro!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life
FRIENDS: Would go with you to CVS to buy a pregnancy test
Friend: Helps you up if you have tripped.
Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if your okay when your crying.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
Everyone has a photgraphic memory. Some just don't have film.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
Where there's a will, there's five hundred relatives.
I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Eat healthy, keep fit, die anyway.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
He said : I don't why you wear a bra. You have nothing to put in it.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were one fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.
Officer, swear to Drunk I'm not God!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks I call my friends.
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
People who say anything is possible haven't yet tried to slam a revolving door.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Therapist = the/rapist... scary thought...
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in PIE and there is and "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM.
Be a loser! Being cool is so overrated!
'It's always the last place you look...' of course it is! Why would you keep looking once you've found it?
Everything is eatable. Even I'm eatable, my dear children, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
All the good guys are either gay, married, or fictional characters.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
When life gives you lemons, chuck 'em back at the guy demented enough to give them to you.
A white man walked up to a black man sitting in his bar and said "Sorry no coloured people allowed"
If you think racism is wrong post this on your profile.
95 of 100 teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna/The Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are in the 5 that would push them off!