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15 / Cali. / Confused about life
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile
If you ever thought you lost something while you were either holding it or when it was in your pocket, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, coopy and paste this on your profile.
"I'm bringing y back..." Copy and paste this on your profile if you never even knew y was gone.
98 percent of teenagers do and drink alcohol. Copy this on your profile if you like bagels.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this on your profile. (which is always)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile!
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this on your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely needs to have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' or 'Guy With Hair Like A Chicken's Ass', copy this to your profile.
EVEN WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE HIM, GOD IS THERE! IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this on your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE copy and paste this on your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy and paste this on your profile is you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off!
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you spend it on fanfiction.net, copy and paste this on your profile.
IF YOU THINK THAT THOSE STUPID KIDS SHOULD GIVE THAT FUCKIN' TRIX BUNNY SOME DAMN TRIX, COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about that eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays on the radio. Crazy is when you say something totally random, like, "I wonder where all the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this on your profile.
.•*”Your One And Only Wish”*•.
Do these questions one by one and don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of the following: Red, Black, Blue, Green, or Yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. What color do you like more, black or white?
6. Write the name of a person of the same sex as you.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a reasonable wish.
Okay you're done!
Now scroll down!
1. This is the person you are completely in love with.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love
Black: You are conservative and aggresive
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
January-March: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone completely unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-September: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing eperience for the good.
October-December: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5.If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend that completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose:
California: You like adventure.
Flordia: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true ONLY if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
You were bullied a lot in your childhood (X)
You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit (X)
You're very happy-go-lucky ( )
You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies (X)
You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up ()
You're a good artist (X)
You can be clumsy at times (X)
You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (X)
If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" ()
You would surrender in a war situation (x)
You're very stoic and serious ( )
Sausages are your favorite food ( )
You like to walk dogs/your dog ()
Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case()
You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T ()
You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules (X)
You work very hard ()
Your alone time is your 'happy time' (X)
You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people (X)
You've had issues with money once or twice (X)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
You think everything over before saying it ()
You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one (X)
You isolated yourself during childhood ()
You became very successful in a short amount of time ()
You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (X)
You can seem cold/aloof to other people (X)
You're good at practical tasks (X)
You need time to adjust to new people (very) (X)
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
You think you're awesome (X)
You love to invent things (X)
You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (X)
You can seem to be very brash to other people (X)
You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business ()
You're terrified of ghosts ()
You know aliens exist ()
You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time ( )
You wear glasses ()
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
You were quite tough as a kid ()
You're very sarcastic and cynical (X)
Your cooking is awful ()
You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (X)
...But you refuse to believe in aliens (X)
You have tried doing black magic before ()
You get drunk quite easily ( )
When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy ( )
You're good at embroidery ()
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
You think you have a great fashion sense (x)
You like wine ( )
You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears ( )
You love red roses (X)
When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women ()
You're very proud of yourself ()
You love culture and the arts (X)
You're very flamboyant ()
You say you're a gourmet ( )
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
You're very tall ( )
You have a tendency to switch between personalities (X)
You wear a scarf all the time ( )
You love sunflowers ()
You love vodka ()
You can seem intimidating to other people (X)
You're very strong ( )
You have a big nose ( )
You have a strange laugh that can scare people ()
China (Wang Yao)
You're very superstitious (X)
You're very religious ( )
You love pandas (X)
You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes ( )
You love Hello Kitty ( )
You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously (X)
You work hard ()
You're good at drawing (X )
You like sweets (x)
And now for some other countries!:
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
You're polite (x)
You love classical music ()
You like cake (X)
You have a mole on your face (x)
You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (X)
You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument ()
You've composed music before ()
You tend to call people 'morons' (X)
You wear glasses ()
Canada (Matthew Williams)
You look younger than you actually are ()
You love hockey ()
You love polar bears (X)
You hate fighting (serious ones) (X)
You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy ()
You often get mistaken for someone else (X)
You feel under-appreciated (x)
You're bilingual (X )
You always carry a bear with you ( )
You're very physically strong ( )
You've won a lot of fist-fights ( )
In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other ( )
You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (X)
You like hot weather ()
You can be very friendly from time to time (X)
You look very tough on the outside ( )
You make a very nice role-model ()
You don't let people get a word in edgeways ()
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
You like to wear flowers in your hair ()
You used to be a very tough kid ()
You're very reliable (depends) (X)
It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (X)
You're very faithful (X)
Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (X)
You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese (X)
You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next ( X)
If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it (X)
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together (X)
You're very serious ( )
You have a lot of patience ( )
You think too much about philosophical stuff ()
You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... (X)
You're not very confident (X)
You were quite rebellious as a child ()
People tend to walk all over you (x)
You're a born worrier (x)
Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
You're quite hyperactive ()
You can be quite goofy (x)
When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix ()
You're very wary of strangers (X)
It takes you ages to come out of your shell (X)
However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty (X)
You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions (x)
You love pansies and corn-poppies ()
You get up to lots of crazy antics (X)
Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
You're a bit of a hooligan ()
You're very loyal (X)
You're very good at tactics (X)
You hate Russia ()
You love to fight people ()
You can avoid marriages quite well ( )
You're not always taken seriously (X)
You like drinking ()
You want to become stronger (X)
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes ()
You're very responsible ( X)
You tend to dramatize over things a lot (X)
You love churros (X)
You help people in crisis (depends who they are) (X)
You are quite random (X)
Somehow, you like bananas (x)
You often offer food to people ()
You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers ()
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
You like to order people around (X)
You're a scaredy-cat (x)
You curse a lot (x)
You go drama depressed when people ignore you (X)
You tend to blush easily ()
You are lazy like hell (X)
You love tomatoes a lot ()
You fix yourself on stupid matters (X)
You get defensive at the slightest comment (X )
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