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Joined 08-09-10, id: 2487957, Profile Updated: 09-09-10
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Leviathan series, Hunger Games, Indiana Jones, Azumanga Daioh, Yotsuba&!/よつばと!, and Downton Abbey.

1 Luna invites Hermione and Alek to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Hermione awkwardly acts friendly and half-heartedly compliments Luna's cooking. Alek pretends he can't speak English, so Hermione keeps kicking him under the table. Luna is just weird.

2 You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, Ron's or Hanajima's?

Hana, because we could drink tea, read Tarot, and act quietly superior together.

3 Harry and Deryn are kissing when Uo walks in. Uo's reaction?


"I am sooo telling Ginny. By the way, if you friggin' think about touching my friend again, I'll castrate you."

4 Hermione falls in love with Hanajima. Alek is jealous. What happens?

He kind of has a crush on Hermione, cuz' they're kindred spirits. Also, he's from the 1900's, so he's really scandalized about the whole lesbian thing.

5 Luna jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, Harry, Uo, or Deryn?

Well, Harry would get all wishy-washy about jinxing Luna, and Deryn would just laugh her head off. I bet Uo would like, tackle her and put her in a headlock."You're dead, bitch!"

6 Ron decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

"'MIONE? HELP! The kitchen is burning! Aargh! Oh, hell!"

7 Hermione has to marry either Hana, Luna, or Dr. Barlow. Who does she choose?

Well, based on question four, she has a bit of a thing for Hana...

8 Deryn kidnaps Harry and demands something from Tohru for Harry's release. What is it?


9 Everyone gangs up on Hermione. Does she stand a chance?

Of course.

10 Everyone is invited to Harry and Deryn's wedding except for Alek. How does he react?

He cries quite a bit, he liked Deryn even more than he liked Hermione.

11 Why is Hana afraid of Deryn?

She's worried that her powers will creep her out.

12 Dr. Barlow arrives too late for Harry and Deryn's wedding. What happens and why was she late?

"I think the wording on the invitation was at fault, not me. The directions were completely wrong."

"Actually, we didn't want you to come."

13 Dr.Barlow murders Ron. What does Harry do to get back?

Gives Tazza to Hagrid, who lets her roam free like the beautiful wild creature of God that she is. Also, he feeds her voles.

14 Hana and Ron are in mortal danger. Does she save him or herself?

Him. She despises herself a little ever since she cursed that guy.

15 Alek and Hermione go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

"If I shoot an animal, can you cook it for us?"

"What, because I'm a magical woman?"

"No. Just because you're a woman."


16 Tohru is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Dr.Barlow do?

Tears up and does everything she can to help. It's been a while since she's been around a saint like Tohru. She's gotten kinda used to yelling at people.

17 The quiz is over. By the way, how did Harry and Deryn end up?

Uo talks Deryn into a divorce, and Deryn talks Uo out of castrating Harry.

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Downton Leviathan reviews
Combining my two nerd obsessions. Rated T because Barlow frequently takes it upon herself to play the role of the high school health teacher.
Crossover - Leviathan series & Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2012
Oh, Brave New World, That Has Such People In It reviews
I don't care if you're reading my diary, because if you are, the government's probably killed me. But, hey, they did it for the greater good, didn't they?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Ron W.
LOLviathan reviews
Bring out your prompts! -ding- Bring out your prompts! Also, stuff I write.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011
Oh Hey It's Music And Stuff reviews
Various music drabbles. Hope you enjoy!
Leviathan series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/13/2011
All Over Again reviews
The year is 1939, and all Max wants to do is pass his exams, get his own flat, and impress his sister's friend. But now they're not calling his parents' war the Great War. They're calling it World War One, and it turns out it was just the beginning.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011
A String of Jet reviews
Jet is a black stone, used in Victorian mourning jewelry. Maggie Sharp has a jet necklace with fifteen beads. Each bead reminds her of a day, a special day with Artemis.
Leviathan series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,890 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011
Solved reviews
Torako was pretty messed up. But she cut it out a while ago. And now she's looking for Real Torako, who doesn't need someone to tell her she's perfect. Rated T for dark content and swearing. Nothing scary or disturbing, just not typical Yotsuba cheer.
Yotsuba&!/よつばと! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011
Behemoth Drabbles reviews
I saved these up for when everyone else got Behemoth, I hate spoiler fics. So if yo haven't read it yet, beware.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 17,530 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Deryn S.
A Speshul New Friend reviews
What do you get when you cross Boxerman and Ultra-Osaka! Bwahahaha!
Crossover - Azumanga Daioh & Yotsuba&!/よつばと! - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete
Indiana Jones and The Leviathan Series reviews
Short Indy/Leviathan crossover
Crossover - Indiana Jones & Leviathan series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Deryn S. - Complete
The Ghostwriter of Mockingjay Stephanie Meyer reviews
A cold, delicate tear slips down my cheek. I've played straight into her hands.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010
Fluent in English and Hermione
A series of Heron drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.