Author has written 2 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, and Elder Scroll series.
You've probably come to my account to kill me for reviewing one of your stories harshly. Sorry about that. Props if you get the refrence from my avatar and what game it's from.
Look at your review. Now back to mine. Now back at your review. Now back to mine. Sadly, your review is not mine. However, if you stopped blindly reviewing stories and logically thinking through how good the story actually is besides that poorly written lemon scene between Amy and that OC, your review could read like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in my computer, with my review. What's in your hand? Back at the review. The review has it. It's a virtual lockbox filled with the tickets that will be able to buy you a guide to good character and fanfiction writing. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds.
Anything is possible when you start to review with a brain.
My review is... Wait, you're still reading this old spice parody?
Do do do do do do do doooo*
All idiocy aside, i'm new here, but I have been lurking in the Sonic fanfiction section for a while. Expect Sonic and maybe some Oblivion fiction from me. And of course, expect reviews. Lots of them. If you're making a story with bad writing, unoriginal OC's, and too many twists to the canon to be legible, than beware. I'm coming to review. I may also give you some guides on how to improve if you're lucky.
Oh, by the way - I'm not evil. I might even save you from your account getting in trouble... *Shrug* Who knows?
Oh, yeah. And if you've blocked me... Novel idea incoming... I CAN'T TALK TO YOU! Yeah! Imagine that. I can't send you a private message, so... If you want to talk to me, don't block me.
Special shout out to people from Technoguild : Hullo there.