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Author has written 6 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, Glee, and Doctor Who.

Hello my people! When I first logged in here i was just a reader, but now I am a writer. Be afraid...be very afraid. ;)


QUOTES

Bella: You've gotta give me some answers

Edward: Yes, no, to get to the other side, 1.77245385--

Bella: I don't want to know the square root of pi is

Edward: You knew that?- Twilight movie (This line made me giggle.)

Did you know that ‘I told you so’ has a brother, Jacob? His name is ‘Shut the hell up.’- Bella, Twlight Series

"Who lit Toph on fire?"- Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"It's a giant mushroom. Maybe it's friendly! Friendly mushroom. Mushy giant friend."- Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender

Sokka: I don’t think so. We need some intelligence if we’re gonna win this war.

Katara: Alright, we’ll finish our vacations, and then we’ll look for Sokka’s intelligence.- Avatar: The Last Airbender (too funny XD)

"The human sacrificed himself, to save the Pokemon. I pitted them against each other, but not until they set aside their differences did I see the true power they all share deep inside. I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."- Mewtwo, Pokemon: The First Movie(I LOVE this)

(Katara is battling Zuko)
Katara: I thought you had changed!

Zuko: I have changed.- Classic Zutara line. Avatar: The Last Airbender

Captain Jack Sparrow: You burned all the food, the shade, the rum.

Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone

Captain Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?- Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

Mai: Aren't you cold?
Zuko: It's been over three years since I was home, I wonder how things have changed. I wonder if I've changed...
Mai: I just asked if you were cold, I didn't ask for your whole life story.- Avatar: The Last Airbender

Iroh (angrily, after tasting some tea and spitting it out): This tea is nothing but hot leaf juice!

Zuko: Uncle, that's what all tea is.

Iroh: How can a member of my own family say that?!- Avatar: The Last Airbender

MiLEY STEWART: Lilly, please. Lord Voldemort would look cute with puppy, snap out of it. - Hannah Montana

RON: How much are these?
FRED and GEORGE
5 galleons.
RON:
How much for me?
FRED and GEORGE:
5 galleons.
RON:
I'm your brother!
FRED and GEORGE:
10 galleons. -HPandtheHBP

Everyone wants to be happy.

Nobody wants to be in pain.

But baby, you can't have a rainbow,

Without any rain.

~Anonymous

Zuko-I've spent years preparing for this encounter. Training. Meditating. You're just a child!

Aang-Well you're just a teenager-Avatar the Last Airbender(I died laughing)

Katara: He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.

Sokka: They snuck up on me!

Katara: Right. And then they kicked your butt.-Avatar the Last Airbender

Sokka-Fine you caught me. I'm going to rescue my dad. Are you happy now?

Zuko-I'm never happy-Avatar the last Airbener

Prince Zuko: If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed.

Uncle Iroh: But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we'll be turned over to Azula.

Prince Zuko: Earth Kingdom it is.

Sokka: ...Also, Momo could talk. You said some very unkind things.


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OTHER RANDOMNESS

Did you know that Zuko and Katara were origanlly going to be the love center for the show? Stupid makers; they decided to go with the old and boring 'Hero gets the girl'.But when you think about it, Zuko's the real hero. I mean he risked her life for her over and over again, as to where Aang just got pissed when someone got her in danger; he did nothing about it. Zuko did.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I read ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL/BOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

~~~~~I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. ~~~~~~~~~~

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
Stop the stereotyping.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

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YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things in bold with an "x" is what I chose. I got this from VMsuperfan's profile)

xYou love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck (they just end up depressing me :(
You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (red :)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun (some of them)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
x You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
x Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?

You smile a lot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
x You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 11

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

The 15 Lies of High School:

1. Anyone caught vandalizing school property will be kicked out immediately.

2. We're here to help you graduate and become someone important.

3. You can change the world with the choices you make in school.

4. We are a drug-free school.

5. The teachers are here to make sure you do your best.

6. We have great expectations for all of you.

7. Cutting class is an immediate detention.

8. There will be no classroom parties on holidays.

9. Abstinence is strongly enforced.

10. No eating, drinking (or smoking) in the classrooms.

11. If you are caught using any electrical devices in the school building, it will be confiscated.

12. Girls: no miniskirts, booty shorts, flip flops, tube tops, tank tops, or halter tops. Only one earring can be worn in each ear.

13. Boys: Always wear a belt with your pants, no flip flops, no wife beaters, have a shirt on at all times, no hats and, no piercings.

14. The dress code will be enforced.

15. Have a wonderful first year of high school!

You say BABY PINK
I say ELECTRIC BLUE
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say P!NK
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'M WEIRD
I say YES I AM!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did that.

things that my friends would actually do

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

I AM NOT A PERFECT GIRL
MY HAIR DOESN'T ALWAYS STAY IN PLACE &
I SPILL THINGS ALOT. I AM PREETY CLUMSY &
SOMETIMES I HAVE A BROKEN HEART.
MY FRIENDS AND I SOMETIMES FIGHT &
SOMEDAYS NOTHING GOES RIGHT.
BUT WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT & TAKE A STEP BACK
I REMEMBER HOW AMAZING LIFE TRULY IS
& THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, I LIKE BEING
UNPERFECT...

life is handed to you every day,
so take it and run like hell. no one said life was easy
there will always be someone who will break your heart
you may be sooo depressed you just sit in the corner and cry for hours
but you just have to remember...
... life goes on.

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?

“Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit your ass down. Can’t face me? Then turn around!”

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

if you don't like me, oh well. newsflash, bitch: i don't live to please you

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say? Teardrops on my guitar(Taylor Swift)

2.How would you describe yourself?
Love Story(Taylor Swift)

3. What do you like in a girl/guy?
Sexyback(Justin Timberlake) i did not plan that

4. How do you feel today?
Love Drunk(Boys like Girls)

5. What is your life's purpose?
My Happy Ending(Avril Lavigne)

6. What is your motto?
Irristable(Jessica Simpson)

7. What do your friends think of you? Dance Dance(Fall Out Boy)

8. What do you think of your parents?
Average Girl(Emily Osment)

9. What do you think about very often?
All I Wanted(Paramore)

10. What is 2 + 2?
Over My Head(The Fray)

11. What do you think of your best friend?
I Hate the Homecoming Queen(Emily Osment)

12. What do you think of the person you like?
Better Than Revenge(Taylor Swift)

MUSIC MOVIE:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.

Opening Credits:
Enchanted(Taylor Swift)

Birth:
Everything Back But You(Avril Lavigne)

First day at school:
Journey to the Past(Anastasia)

Falling in Love:
Iris(The Goo Goo Dolls)

Fight Song:
I'm With You(Avril Lavigne)

Breaking Up:
Runaway(Avril Lavigne)

Prom:
Turn It Off(Paramore)

Life:
Hanging By a Moment(Lifehouse)

Mental Breakdown:
How To Save A Life(The Fray)appropriate

Driving:
Complicated(Avril Lavigne)

Flashback:
Grenade(Bruno Mars)

Wedding:
Misery Business(Paramore)

Birth Of Child:
What About Me(Emily Osment)

INTERMISSION

Final Battle:
Brick By Boring Brick(Paramore)

Death Scene:
Lady Marmalde(Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Maya and P!nk)

Funeral:
The Other Side of the Door(Taylor Swift)

End Credit: Invisable(Taylor Swift)

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Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

Insane people work wonders. You know those little voices in your head, the ones that suggest all the strange ideas? The people who listened to them are now called authors. And, they're rich. Therefore, insanity is a good thing.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

The Ten Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not write Mary-Sue or Gary-Stu stories. EVER.
2. Thou shalt not write self-inserts. Please see Commandment #1.
3. Thou shalt learn how to use spell check.
4. Thou shalt learn how to use proper grammar, punctuation, and syntax.
5. Thou shalt not write stories using other FFNet authors' characters without their permission.
6. Thou shalt not write one word or one sentence chapters.
7. Thou shalt not write authors notes that are more than 1/3 the length of the chapter.
8. Thou shalt not write AU unless you label it as AU. (Alternate Universe, for those who are not in the know. Yeah, YOU.)
9. Thou shalt not change a character's personality from how its Glorious Creator intended it.
10. Thou shalt read the book/play the game, before writing about it. ALL of it. And watching the movie/cutscenes doesn't count.

Remembrance

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley
Who fought bravely to the very end
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother
with many jokes
he's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby
Who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin
the last real Marauderer
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger
but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end (Whooo!)

In Remembrance to Severus Snape
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap.

In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore
whose past and wisdom confused us
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance of Hedwig
Harry's actual first friend
who lived and died soaring

In Remembrance to Sirius Black
Who never got to walk free
Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year
And who was killed by Lucius Malfoy.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed

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Simply Impossible by Pir8grl reviews
Clara and 10 have a little chat about time, love, and other impossible things. Set during The Day of the Doctor (at least in my dreams).
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Echo by c1araoswa1d reviews
Clara has a bit of time with Ten during her stay in the Doctor's time stream (post Name of the Doctor, one-shot)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Clara O., 10th Doctor - Complete
Reconstructing Wonderland by Helen Palsgraf reviews
Post-revolution reconstruction in Wonderland takes Hatter and Alice back through the Looking Glass, where everyone's problems are just beginning. Statecraft, emotional development... and some smut. ** Yes! I'm finally continuing this story. It will wrap here soon! **
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hatter, Alice H.
Dear Natasha by javct reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Natasha is left in a coma and Clint writes letters to her; in hope that she can hear. "Dear Natasha..."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 187 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
WiFi Password Proposal by emmaspirate reviews
To Penny's surprise Sheldon changed the password again. But this time it has surprising results. OneShot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Two Roads Diverged by particularly good finder reviews
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by." -Robert Frost
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Built a Fort Out of Sheets by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Kurt is terrified of storms. But Blaine has the perfect recipe to chase away his boyfriend's fears.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Trophy Wife by Sweetfire22 reviews
When Hermione married Rhys Morenci, the wealthy wizard, she thought that she had married for love. It took only a few months for her to realize that that she was nothing more than his trophy wife. An old enemy entering her life could change all this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,081 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Glimpse of The Future by Wamakai reviews
"Zuko... Where am I?" she asked managing to open her eyes slowly. "You're home Katara," he said and she felt a gentle hand caress her cheek, "welcome back sweetheart." ...had he just called her 'sweetheart' Zutara Oneshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Just to Make Sure by BadgerInMySoup reviews
"And, now, suddenly you kissed a girl and you liked it? I mean, I know you're a huge Katy Perry fan but I think this appreciation is going overboard." Kurt is searching for answers following Blaine's recent spin-the-bottle revelation. Klaine all the way.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Oh Baby it's cold outside by xBeanie91x reviews
Kurt and Blaine sing Flirty duets as friends but whats really going on in their heads.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Tear Stained Pages by SweetDragonSeeker reviews
Beneath a bed lies an album...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Annabeth C., Luke C.
The Perfect Moment by Wamakai reviews
This is a Oneshot, my veryfirst Fanfic yay! . Hope you like it. Plese review? Thankies!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Diamonds In His Hair by SweetDragonSeeker reviews
Everyone remebers him the same- except her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Luke C. - Complete
Shades of Grey by TheGirlWhoRemembers reviews
The world isn't split into good and evil, black and white. If only it were, things would be easier. But we must see those shades of grey. And they can change our lives. A poem.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Faith by SpicySugar reviews
Hermione cannot find work and is hired as a governess at Malfoy Manor for Draco's son Scorpius. Sexual tension builds and broods when Draco brings home a potential new wife from France who is rich, beautiful, and of a high class-how can Hermione compete?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,448 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Afterwards by zukoisabeast1 reviews
"All the while his gaze was fixed on the girl with eyes like the ocean." "She was dancing with him, but her focus was on the man with the golden eyes"
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Hate Me by zukoisabeast1 reviews
Zuko and Katara have been fighting a lot recently, but tonight was different. There was no yelling or bending, tonight she hurt him in a way he could not even understand.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Seven Minutes by twistedartist reviews
The Ravenclaws have been shoving students into closets together. What happens when enemies don't recognize each other in the dark? ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Christmas Gift by YaoiIsLove reviews
Future!fic. Kurt is willing coerced back to an old love on a glistening Christmas night.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What's It Like? by YaoiIsLove reviews
"What was it like to kiss a boy? What did it taste like? He had hoped to get a real answer from Brittany, being she had 30 notches upon her bedpost, but she was no help." Drabble. Blaine/Kurt
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Caught by Boriqua-chan reviews
Zuko frowned. He cupped Katara's tan cheeks in his hands and lifted her head so he could see her breathtaking eyes. Tears pooled in those eyes. "Come on, Katara. You know you can trust me. No pun intended." One shot. Rated for moaning.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2010 - [Katara, Zuko] - Complete
these masks we wear by thecivilunrest reviews
Zuko and Katara aren't in love. The Blue Spirit and the Painted Lady, however, are a different story. Zuko/Katara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
7 Days by cOokIng PoT reviews
They all knew it was going to happen- that Haruhi would be a runaway bride. It was a disaster in the making, and all this in a mere 7 days. Chapter 7: The. End.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,243 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Love Hangover by bookworm1993 reviews
"I wonder… can you handle me Malfoy?" She whispered into his ear. "The question here, Granger is, can you handle me?" He smirked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Overshadow by MuslimBarbie reviews
Their happiness doesn't matter, because it's not about him or her – it's about everyone else. It always has been.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Say it by raion reviews
The Host Club is a thing of the past, Haruhi is a successful lawyer and Kyoya her client. But Kyoya is interested in more than just her talents as a lawyer.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Are You Happy Now? by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
“All I ever wanted was for you to be happy.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Expectations by Ariel4891 reviews
The ghost of his breath danced on my cheek as he whispered one word, the one word that changed everything. My name. "Katara..." He leaned in, no hesitation, and captured my lips. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Little Things by just call me Cappy reviews
It's always the littlest things that get to you first ... -Zuko/Katara-
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
What in Agni's Name is Wrong With Me? by Sassy08 reviews
I have managed to turn the Maiko kiss into a Zutarian moment in a way. Zutara... and an OOC Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Lord and Lady by CultOfStrawberry reviews
A set of drabbles, Z x K, sweet combination of fluff and darkness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Trees by Sassy08 reviews
What is with him and trees? It's like a fetish or something! Zutara, OneShot, Short Drabble.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
My Future with You by Katia Dashwood reviews
Hermione and Draco fight an awful lot. As a consequence, they get blasted into the future, where they are married.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,373 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love by Sassy08 reviews
Sequel to Hate. There's a thin line between love and hate. How do you know when you've crossed it? Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
He Stares at the Water by AJ Rayne reviews
The Fire Lady watches her husband and learns some things she wishes she hadn't.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Foreign Words by Ran456 reviews
[ZukoKatara] Love it was a word foreign to him as it passed his lips, but deep inside,somewhere, he knew it was true. Dedicated to Atashi Rabbit.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Rain by Rashaka reviews
Oneshot written for Irrel's fanart on LJ. Zuko and Katara. Everything comes apart in the rain.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Zuko's past by SashaJade reviews
Katara remembers the first time Zuko tells her about his past. oneshot cute and fluffy
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
I promise by SashaJade reviews
Zuko and Katara fight and kiss and Zuko makes a promise better then it sounds R&R Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Affliction by Hermonthis reviews
Zuko/Katara - "She had much to lose whereas he had none, but still it came to this. The thoughts consumed him." A oneshot deal.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2006 - [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
Ditch by ShiverBoo reviews
Hermione is leaving her husband for a three week business trip in Florida, whatever will happen when someone unexpected shows up?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,256 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Salvation and Obsession by Madame Band Geek reviews
I cannot get her out of my head. This has to stop, but it can’t! Katara is Zuko's salvation and obsession. She could end this war. Oneshot. 3rd in Ponder Chronicles
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
That Doesn't Mean by Erythros reviews
He calls her the most horrible thing he can ever think of … But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like her. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Someone Else by Ransomed Heart reviews
Sometimes you have to understand your enemy....
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Not Tonight…But Maybe Tomorrow by Aeriel Ravenna reviews
“Not tonight, Pans. Not tonight or tomorrow or any godforsaken day when you’re you and not her.” Pansy’s tired of Draco’s misery.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Beautiful Disaster by BraelynKisses reviews
What they have is it beautiful? Or is it doomed to be a beautiful disaster? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reckless Freedom by zarah joyce reviews
It all started with a glare...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Right Kind of Wrong by Vee017 reviews
What was this fling with Malfoy? Was it just that or something more? DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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How Long? reviews
The gAang comes back to the Fire Nation for Zuko's Birthday, and old flames are ignighted once more. But how long can these two keep their feelings from eachother?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Katara, Zuko
Live and Let Love reviews
Told through Martha Jones's point of view. Her thoughts of her decition, The Doctor, and this Pose she's heard so much about.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Martha J. - Complete
Candles reviews
After Kurt and Blainebreak up. Anoverwelmig sence of sorrow overcomes the poor boy. These are his thoughts as he listens to there song.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mistletoe reviews
One-shot as a late Christamas present to maryjblige4evr. why? This is not how I wanted to spend my night. Stuck under the mistletoe with Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Laughing reviews
One-shot as a late Christmas present to my friend AnimeAuthorForevr. Haruhi's POV. One minute I'm walking home from school the next I'm waking up in a hospitle bed. WTF!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Faces reviews
When Haruhi goes to Cali. for summer to become an artist what length will Kyouya go to to get her back. And what will he do about that pain in his cheast that started the day she walked into the music room and hasn't stoped. Will faces be unmasked?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete