Hey there fellow story writers, I'm Raptorcloak. Some of you might already know me as the former unregistered reviewer Raptorclaw, who reviews stories here. I'm very easy to get along with so don't be afraid to ask me things if you like but I don't do challenges or take story requests

Gender: I'm a guy.

Born: November 26th, 1994

Age: 28

Personal Theme song: Won't Back Down by Fuel and/or Crash by Static X/Mephisto Odyssey

Theme Songs when I'm teaching DarkChild316, SoulEmbrace2010, and Kurumi Lover 6451: Strangers like Me and/or Son of Man by Phil Collins.

Theme Songs when fighting SOPA or any organization that threatens my friends/fellow authors: You're Going Down by Sick Puppies and/or The Only by Static-X

Goal on Fanfiction: To make as much lemons and as much friends as possible.

Copyright Declaration (from winterschild11)

So, as someone who has worked with many amazing people in the legal field, I believe there are few things that people here need to know. I have consulted with several people who work in different areas of the law including, a contact at the ACLU, a published writer, and a law professor, among others.

One) This site is not a non-profit site. The owners make money from the many ads that you see on here and therefore, are required to pay taxes.

Two) Because this is a profit site, the owners ARE required, BY LAW, to monitor for (dare I say the word...BULLIES) and are required, BY LAW, to deal with said individuals and/or groups.

Three) The LAW states that no one who posts on the internet can be censored simply because there is a chance that someone thirteen or younger, may see it. It is against the LAW to force a writer to alter their work based on this.

Four) Number three is a law and the fact that someone makes a rule and then forces censorship, is ILLEGAL. An example would be...I make a rule stating that all employees must hit every person who says something stupid in the face with a shovel, or they will be fired. Now, just because it's a rule, or company policy, doesn't make it legal and you WILL end up going to jail if you do that (tempting as it might be some days).

Five) In order to make this site legal, all bully groups and individuals who harass another for whatever reason, this site would have to deal with them. This means that they are required, BY LAW, to answer any and all emails and complaints filed by everyone. THEY DO NOT DO THIS.

Six) This site also breaks copyright laws by allowing works to be written by living authors who have expressly forbidden it. YES, they do know that they are allowing it because they are the ones who create the title and character templates.

Seven) The "M" rating on this site clearly states that it must be suitable for age SIXTEEN and older. As this is subjective based on a person's own beliefs, it would be nearly impossible for everyone to agree on what is appropriate for every sixteen year old who may read, OR WRITE, on this site. If one peruses the local bookstore for teen fiction you will find much worse, in some cases, than what is found here. If you think your sixteen year old doesn't know about things like violence or sex...you are sadly mistaken.

Eight) There is a bill in Congress stating that: a web site administrator shall, upon request, remove any posted comments posted by an anonymous poster unless the anonymous poster agrees to attach his or her name to the post and confirms that his or her IP address, legal name, and home address are accurate.”This would include EVERYONE on this site, since we all go by pen names.

So...to sum this up, NO ONE can be censored on the chance that a thirteen year old, or younger, may see it. This falls under PARENTAL RESPONSIBILITY.

People have NO write to harass or bully another simply because they don't like what they are reading. There is no longer a "MORALS" censorship board in this country, hasn't been for decades.

In order for this site to comply with ALL the laws, there would be an age-appropriate button, they would answer emails and deal with the bullies on this site, and they would remove all banned writers fiction. They do not do this.

I highly recommend that people check out the online internet censorship laws as well as the laws regarding cyber bullying. VERY interesting reads. If anyone is threatening you in any way shape or form, they can and should be reported. One place to do this is at QuitStalkingMe . com... Which I have done to the very "reviewer" who prompted this revision of my profile. You are NOT allowed to threaten people and you are NOT allowed to tell people that they cannot block you or they will be reported. Not only is it against the rules...it is ILLEGAL. So...you HAVE been reported to the police.

Where else you can find me: http:/// (I have it back and I apparently won't be able to do lemon stories there)
http:///users/Raptorcloak/profile

The lemon writers whose inspired me to become one as well (in no particular order)

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1370164/Kyuubi16
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/762087/SkyMaiden
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1344117/spazzgirl
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/156856/codegal
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/419318/SaiyanWarrior200
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1785269/OrangeBackpack

My friend and BETA reader AKA Creative Smut Control Man: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1802592/sketchfan (formely http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1592003/Jestin though I still consider him a friend.)
My friend and perfect student: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4580603/DarkChild316
My Fantastic Students (Damn right; all my students are fantastic!)
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5881176/Erza-and-Kurumi-fan
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/986951/SoulEmbrace2010

Friends and Reviewers alike I have the most history with:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1732001/NaruHinaFanboy

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2049081/bankai777

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1070938/Solar_Crystal_Angel

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2426276/chrisgetsu45

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1699923/Grinja

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/802607/DarkPaladinmon

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2880129/toshiro_ricky

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1610156/Guardian_777

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1230995/inuboy86

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1370164/Kyuubi16

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/762087/SkyMaiden

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2630594/ScarletVirus33

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2260348/redlox2

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1874526/Kage-Bijuu

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2880129/toshiro-ricky

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1571003/Lycan91

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2899211/El-Frijolero

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3735570/VictoryPeace

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2372705/indivr145

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1992935/AnAddictedReader and if you think the list of friends stops here, you're dead wrong; there's more pals to come.

My friend and frequent story-collaborator AKA Facesitting Supervisor: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2360529/Pyromania101

Anime I like:
Naruto
Naruto Shippuden
Bleach (I'm sure we'll see the anime version of it again someday.)
Cowboy Bebop (Miss it a bunch)
Wild Arms Twilight Venom (I love old anime)
Poke'mon (The very first series)
Tenchi Muyo (Each series is good to watch.)
Elfen Lied
Eiken
Godannar
Divergence Eve
Maburaho
Vampire Hunter D
Queen's Blade series (Melpha is my favorite one because she is so damn sexy)
Deadman Wonderland
Highschool of the Dead
Witchblade
Fairy Tail (I have my student DarkChild316 to thank for introducing me to this great anime full of hot women and look forward to his series even more)
Full Metal Panic (I enjoy all versions)
UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie (It's pretty fun and chaotic at the same time)
Fooly Cooly (Furi Kuri) AKA FLCL
Michiko to Hatchin (What can I say; I adore those two)
Samurai Champloo (Mugen is without a doubt my favorite character of that show.)
Sword Art Online (Like with Fairy Tail, I found this through DC136 and Suguha and Rika/Lisbeth are my favorite girls in it)
Tenjou Tenge (A truly fun anime with characters any anime fan is sure to love though it's a shame it didn't have a better ending.)
Princess Principal (Action-packed and full of engaging characters)
Girls Beyond the Wasteland (A funny show and Yuuka is easily my favorite character from it)
Akame Ga Kill (The anime isn't bad per say though I've got to check out the manga someday)
Monster Musume (Not exactly about Kaiju but just as hot and funny as you could ever want)
Blue Exorcist (Rin is a riot)
Goblin Slayer (The name says it all and what a show!)
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid (Hi-larious and sweet!)
D-Frag
Get Backers!!!
Record of Grancrest War
Record of Ragnarok
K-on
Fire Force
My Hero Academia
Himouto
Food Wars
Amagi Brilliant Park

Music I like: Anything besides Justin Bieber.

Adema (Co-Dependent, The Way Like You It, Immortal, Betrayed Me, Sevenfold, So Fortunate)

Spineshank(Beginning Of The End, New Disease, Synthetic, Asthmatic, Everything Everyone Everywhere Ends, Deaf Ears)

Iced Earth (Come What May, I Walk Alone, Boiling Point, Minions of the Watch, The Culling, Defiance, Seven-Headed Whore) Yeah, nothing's gonna be the same with this awesome band anymore.

Silent Civilian (Wrath)

Sick Puppies( War, I Hate You, You're Going Down, So What I Lied, Cancer)

Killswitch Engage (When Darkness Falls, End of Heartache, My Curse, Arms of Sorrow)

Ill Nino (How Can I Live, Te Amo..I Hate You,Cleansing, Liar, What Comes Around)

Byran Adams (Get off my back, Everything I Do, I Do It For You)

In Flames (Trigger, especially The Quiet Place song)

Skillet (Monster, Don't Wake Me)

Mushroomhead (Sun Doesn't Rise,Nowhere To Go, Simple Survival, Becoming Cold, Destroy the World Around Us, Save Us, Come On, Burning the Bridge)

Linkin Park (In The End, New Divide, What I've Done, Pieces) RIP, Chester Bennington; the band won't be the same without him whether it continues or not.

Sevendust (Leech, Unraveling, Live Again, Killing the Flaw)

Powerman 5000 (Bombshell, When Worlds Collide, Nobody's Real, Show Me What You Got, Supervillain.)

Rob Zombie (Superbeast, Dragula)

Kyuss (Demon Cleaner)

Mudvayne (Happy, Fall Into Sleep, TV Radio, Choices, Scream With Me)

Chimaira (Army of Me, Eyes of a Criminal, Pleasure In Pain, Killing The Beasts)

Static X (Push It, Terminal, The Only, Crash, Destroyer, New Pain,) RIP, Wayne Static.

Staind (Open Your Eyes, Right Here, Paper Jesus, Conversation, Layne.)

Fozzy (Nameless Faceless, Wanderlust, The Way I Am, The Test.)

Drowning Pool (Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, I Am,)

Nonpoint (Everybody down, Bullet With A Name, What A Day, Your Signs, Miracle, Looking Away)

Puddle Of Mudd (Spin You Around, Freak of The World, Bring Me Down, Physco, Piss It All Away, Away From Me)

Evanescense (She's pretty good with songs like Lose Control and All I'm Living For)

Papa Roach (Getting Away With Murder,Hollywood Whore, ...To Be Loved, Just Go(Never Look Back)

Pillar (Underneath it all, Frontline.)They're very promising

Bullets For My Valentine (Tears Don't Fall.)

Escape The Fate (We Won't Back Down, Issues.)

Deftones (Back To School and more of them to come.)

SOAD (Chop Suey,Science,ATWA,Soldier Side intro and actual song,Toxicity) They're finally coming back!

Serj Tanikan (The Lead singer of System of A Down is of course awesome)

Shadowsfall (Bark at the moon.)

Dope (Die MotherF*cker Die, Everything Sucks)

3DG (Overrated, Animal I've Become, Time of Dying, One X, Just Like You,)

Submersive (Better Think Again, Hollow) I miss them so much

Dark New Day (Brother, Taking Me Alive, Follow the Sun Down)

Poets Of The Falls (Locking Up The Sun, Sleep, Shallow, Carnival of Rust)

P.Diddy (Come With Me)

Maroon 5 (She will be loved and Won't go home without you)

Elvis Presley (Long Live The King)

Finger Eleven (Good Times, Living in A Dream)

Velvet Revolver (Set Me Free)

Soundgarden (Live to Rise) Perfect for The Avengers.

Coldplay (Clocks, Viva La Vida, Fix you.)

Craig David (Key to My Heart, Once in a Lifetime, You Know What) Moves my heart quite well.

T-Pain (I'm Sprung)

The Commodores (Oh No, Easy, Three Times A Lady.)

Barry White (Can't Get Enough of your Love)

Michael Andrews (Mad World) Depressing but still very likeable

David Usher (Black Black Heart)

Brother Cane (And Fools Shine On, Rise on Water, Voice of Eujena, Stain) Proof that 90s bands were the best.

The Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies (Boogie Woogie King, Groove Me, It Ain't Nothing, Julie's Song, Right Place, Wrong Time, More Than I Can Take) I miss them so much.

Hank Williams (There's a Tear in my Beer)

Harry Chapin (Cat's in the Cradle)

Phil Collins (You'll be in my Heart, Son of Man, all versions of Two Worlds, Strangers like Me, Trashing the Camp) So much memories it could tear someone's heart.

Will Smith (Men in Black, Say Yeah, Nod Ya Head (Black Suits Comin')

Triceratops (Universe, If, Fall Again) I so love J-Pop

Ed Sheeran (I see Fire, Don't) I've listened to this song everyday since I bought it.

Neil Finn (Song of the Lonely Mountain) Something full of adventure and great to dance to.

Hi-Five (Fly Away, Unconditional Love, I Can't Wait Another Minute, I Should Have Never Let You Go) This reintroduced me to the genre of New Jack Swing; gone but not forgotten.

New Edition (Helplessly In Love, Can You Stand the Rain, Is This The End, Hey There Lonely Girl, Million to One, Earth Angel)

Ralph Tresvant (Sensitivity, Money Can't Buy You Love, My Love Thang)

Guy (Goodbye Love, I Like, Piece of my Love)

Twiztid (Whoop Whoop)

Troop (I will Always Love You, Another Lover, All I Do is think of You, Blowin' My Mind) New Jack Swing always keeps someone dancing.

Alice in Chains (Angry Chair, Acid Bubble, The Devil Put the Dinosaurs Here, Rooster, Voices, ) Classic grunge

Robyn (Here we Go, Do You Know (What It Takes), In My Heart, How, Giving You Back, You've Got that Something) Found her by complete accident looking for another singer named Robbyn Kirmisse but so glad I did.

Lion (Love is a Lie, Stranger in the City) Glam metal really takes you back even if you're not from that time.

Tony Terry (With You)

Mike-Will-Made-It (Check from Creed II) Workout to it every day.

Fictional Characters I like

Godzilla (Loved him since I was only three years old and he truly is King of the Monsters)

Godzilla Junior (He's just like his dad and it felt good seeing again in Final Wars)

Mothra (She fights with Godzillla all the time but they're friends sometimes)

Anguirus and Rodan (Godzilla's best friends)

Mostly any Kaiju monster

US Godzilla/Zilla (He's not as strong as the real one but he's smart and quick)

Zilla Junior (He looks like his dad but fights like the actual Godzilla)

Jason Voorhees (He's the man behind the mask and the best slasher of all time)
.My top-two favorite actors of him would have to be Kane Hodder and Ted White.

Pamela Voorhees (You must give her credit for starting the franchise and her death being Jason's main motivation to defend his home.)

Freddy Krueger (He's funny and got his head literally handed to him by Jason)

Michael Myers (Jason's long-lost brother and rival)
My top two-favorites would have to be George P. Wilbur and Nick Castle.

Victor Crowley (Another Jason-Accolade and who better to play him than Kane Hodder?)

Chucky the Doll (He's hilarious and delivers the best one-liners)

Tommy Jarvis (Now's that's a hero for a slasher movie)

Laurie Strode (She's like Michael; she endures whatever he throws at her and fights back)

Jamie Lloyd (Like Mother, Like Daughter, she's a survivor even for a child. It's a real downer she died at Michael's hands)

Any of the final girls from the Friday the 13th, Halloween, or A Nightmare on Elm Street franchises

Spider-Man (I love both Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield in the role. It pisses me off to no end that both of their series had premature endings thanks to the idiots of Sony but Tom Holland is very promising as Spidey)

Osmosis Jones (I miss him so much)

Disney's Tarzan (So much nolstagia)

Edgar the Bug (I know he's villain but one can't deny he was an awesome villain)

Jurassic Park Dinosaurs (You can tell that from seeing my profile)

Smaug the Dragon (He's such a badass and so amazingly evil)

Bilbo the Hobbit (He's such an interesting character)

Thorin Oakenshield (Stubborn but so determined and badass at the same time)

Predators (Wolf and Jungle Hunter are my all-time favorites)

Daredevil (Badass; simply badass)

Lizardmen/Reptilian species from fantasy games like Warhammer Fantasy or Forgotten Realms/Dungeons and Dragons (These creatures are the future of my writing career since there's countless things to do with 'em)

Rin Okumura (Badass demon but so adorable)

Naruto Couples I like

NarutoxHinata (The Best in the whole series to me and ah, dreams do come true since they have young-uns now.)

NarutoxKushina (I never dreamed of the day I'd place this pairing here but a wise friend told me love has no boundaries and this pairing can be cute and funny if done right)

NarutoxSakura (Sakura has some anger issues but Naruto likes this babe; plus she's nice most of the time)

NarutoxIno (Those two are like siblings most of the time but they're a cool couple)

NarutoxTemari (Both are witty)

NarutoxTenten (Energetic Love, whoa boy)

NarutoxSamui (She's like a younger version of Tsunade for him; ignoring the fact they've only met two times in the series)

NarutoxHotaru (She's so hot and alike Naruto in some details)

NarutoxAnko (They are just alike)

NarutoxTayuya (Like his old man, Naruto is set up with a short-tempered yet hot redheaded ninja girl from a different village)

NarutoxKarin (Fangirl for Naruto and the world needs more Uzumakis)

NarutoxYugito (Two blond Jinchuuriki that are very respected by their village.)

NarutoxShizuka (Shizuka is so sexy and I'm frankly surprised that Naruto didn't stare down her lowcut shirt)

NarutoxFu (I love the idea of Jinchuuriki together and he called her heart-warming in that new catchy Jinchuuriki/Bijuu counting song)

NarutoxHana (Hana is hot and Kiba would be so pissed)

NarutoxShion (After we did for her, they'd be crazy not to be a couple. Plus, Shion wants kids; his hands are tied.)

NarutoxFuka (If she wasn't evil, she'd likely be able to do more than just kissing Naruto.)

NarutoxKurenai (One reason or another, I'm starting to find this pairing very interesting)

NarutoxAmaru (She really took a shine to him at the end of the movie.)

NarutoxHokuto (I loved those two though its a major downer she was only in the Star Village arc)

NarutoxIsarabi (They can totally relate to one another; given their unfair childhood.)

NarutoxHaruna (Only he can return her back to normal)

NarutoxKoyuki (I'm sure that only Naruto can melt Koyuki's once icy heart)

NarutoxToki (Same thing with the other princesses)

NarutoxYakumo (Both of them went through hardships thanks to creatures sealed inside of them)

NarutoxSara (Naruto and a red-headed princess? Kushina and Minato would be so happy for him)

NarutoxKonan (Impressive; Most impressive)

NarutoxMei (Well, it took a million years but now I can see why this pair would work with great chemistry)

NarutoxTsunade (Never thought I'd say this but they're not so bad together.)

NarutoxShizune (Shizune is too cute to be single! It's a crime)

NarutoxKarui (Her beating him was uncalled for but the fact Choji married must mean she can't be all bad)

NarutoxMabui (She's pretty and seems to respect Naruto though its a pity she had to die)

NarutoxRin (She's the kindest girl around in the Naruto lore and perfect way to pay Obito back for all he did)

SaixSakura(A more nicer version of Sasuke for Sakura)

SaixIno(He called her beautiful so it could go somewhere...into the bedroom now that they have a son)

MinatoxKushina(They gave us Naruto and were very cool ninjas)

MinatoxTsunade (Minato surpassed Jiraiya in a lot of things but could he have courted Tsunade unlike his sensei. She may be old enough to be his mother but they're a pair of powerful blondes and a great couple to me) Lime central for my stories

MinatoxShizune (They're okay and they'd make great parents for Naruto. Plus, I thought Shizune and/or Tsunade was Naruto's mother from the start before Kushina was shown)

MinatoxMei Terumi (An interesting pairing. Two of the strongest but also nicest shinobi to walk the planet.)

KakashixShizune (Hokage students love)

KakashixAnko (They're perfect for eachother)

ShikamaruxIno (She might be a drag to him but they really care about each other)

ShikamaruxTemari (Both deny liking each other.HA!They both know they want each other)

AsumaxKurenai (I always figured there was something more to their relationship than they denied.)

GaaraxMatsuri (Fangirls,man)

GaaraxSakura (Two nice green-eyed ninjas)

NejixTenten (Again Fangirls)

LeexTenten (Both are focused on training to death)

LeexSakura (Incredible strengths)

JiraiyaxTsunade (An older version of Naruto and Sakura. Would have been a great couple if Jiraiya wasn't dead.) Not as good as MinatoxTsunade; to me, that is.

GenmaxShizune (I thinks she likes him for being such a dude.)

YaguraxMei (If they ever met, I'm sure they'd hit it off.)

HanxPakura (I'm not sure if they've met, but they both seem like sensible shinobi.)

Killer BxMabui (He did make a kissing gesture at her and she didn't seem much disturbed by it.)

KonohamaruxHanabi (I can see them being a couple and I'm sure Naruto would love to have Konohamaru as a brother-on-law)

Bleach Couples I Like

IchigoxRangiku (I think they're a great couple. Ichigo's a cool dude and Rangiku's a total babe. You do the math)

IchigoxOrihime (Love them so much,wonder when they'll get married)

IchigoxRukia (Without her, Ichigo would'nt be a soul reaper. Plus, they act like an old married couple half the time)

IchigoxTatsuki (Childhood friends,nice)

IchigoxYoruichi (Orange and Violet,cool mixture)

IchigoxKukaku (She's scary but I think she has a soft spot for Ichigo. Now that they're revealed to be related, I don't know what to think about them.)

IchigoxMomo (They haven't met outside of the anime but for some reason I like them)

IchigoxKiyone (They are always so pumped up)

IchigoxIkumi (Ichigo and a MILF like Ikumi would be interesting)

UryuxOrihime (They're okay...)

UryuxNemu (They both are calm and have father issues. Plus, She saved him)

ChadxIsane (They are both tall,silent but very loyal)

ChadxOrihime (Like Hiyori said"A tiger and a princess)

UlquiorraxOrihime (He looked after her like a watchdog but I'm sure he had a soft spot for her somewhere in his mind)

GrimmjowxNeliel (Two Espada who've help Ichigo, Nel more than Grimmjow.)

GrimmjowxYoruichi (Two witty cats)

RenjixRukia (childhood friends and Renji is like another Ichigo for rukia and I find this pairing much better than IchiRuki.)

ToshiroxMomo (Childhood friends who are both very short but very powerful at the same time)

ToshiroxRangiku (They're the complete opposite of eachother but they have good relationship, especially in the second movie)

ToshiroxHallibel (Arrancars need love too .Plus she and Toshiro have light green eyes and are both serious 24/7)

KisukexYoruichi (Again, Childhood friends.)

UkitakexKiyone (Love between a captain and his subordinate. Two of the nicest people in bleach.)

PeschexHallibel (Don't know if the pairing exist but Pesche would lose his mind if he saw a sexy espada like her)

ByakuyaxUnohana (Though they have little interaction, I think Unohana, with her warm and caring nature, can crack Byakuya's tough shell of pride.)

ByakuyaxHisana (She was his wife, after all, and they did make a happy couple.)

KenpachixMila-Rose (I've got the strangest feeling they'd hit it off greatly and Yachiru could use a fierce warrior like Mila-Rose for a mother-figure.)

IsshinxMasaki (Ichigo's parents and two badass characters; what else can I say?)

Couples I hate or don't much attention to

ObitoxAnyone (Manipulated or not, he deserves no one after all the hell he caused over the years)

GinXRangiku (A villain like and an ultra-nice lady like her. YEEAAH RIGHT! He may have been a fake villain but still...)

ChojixIno (Ehh, I've seen better)

AizenxHinamori (Same thing with Gin and Rangiku. Plus the bastard stabbed her, physically and mentally)

ShuheixRangiku (Don't see it)

IzuruxRangiku (He's too moody)

GrimmjowxOrihime (Yeah, Yeah,ordering a girl around makes them a couple.sheesh)

AizenxOrihime (The main villian and a hot girl?NAH!)

KibaxHinata (Whatever)

SasukexSakura (I used to like this pairing but now I think it's an abomination with Sarada being the only good thing to come out of it)

SasukeXKarin (Like Sakura, Karin is a damn fool to pine for him after nearly dying because of him and a simple apology acceptance is what killed my interest with this pairing.)

NnoitraxNel (That guy was freaking mean and crazy around her) I'm glad he's dead. Serves him right for attacking Grimmjow.

RangikuxGrimmjow (Oh, come on. They've never even met before.)

MomoxIzuru (I'm laughing so hard right now that my ribs ache just from the idea of those two as a couple.)

NnoitraxHalibel (I don't think she really likes him in the least.)

RangikuxTetsuzaemon(That guy is a complete idiot.)

Any Yaoi pairings. (I'm not against gay people. I'm just plain not interested in these pairings.)

Central 46 with anyone if possible (They're all a*holes and don't deserve to be with anyone.) Oh, that's right. They're dead! LOL XD thank you Aizen!

Other Anime series/Crack pairings/Others

GantaxMinatsuki (I think those two would comedic together because they're so different.)

TakashixRei (The love of Childhood friends)

TakashixSaeko (Two badass fighters; what can I say.)

KohtaxSaya (Badass Fatso and The Tsundere genius)

DannyxEmber (For some reason, this is my favorite pairing of Danny Phantom since they're complete opposites)

Universes of stories

1. Naruto Namikaze: The Daredevil Medic

2. Mokuton Resurrection: This story universe takes place where Minato and Tsunade take a romantic interest in each other and get married. Then, they have a daughter named Haruhi and Naruto and his twin brother Nawaki fours years later.

3. Naruto Terumi Namikaze: The Burning Orange Flash (CANCELLED)

My Characters/OCs

Haruhi Senju Namikaze
Haruhi is the first and only daughter of Minato and Tsunade. She has her mother's hair and eyes though she is more like Minato and relaxed. Since she was five years old, Haruhi has been a child prodigy in medical ninjutsu and is highly respected by Konoha, even being titled "Konoha Medical Princess". Haruhi cares very much for her village and her family and acts as an older sister figure to Sakura and Ino. She is on good terms with Itachi Uchiha, with whom she casually socializes with.

Nawaki Senju Namikaze
Name after his late maternal uncle, Nawaki is the second son of Minato and Tsunade and younger brother of Haruhi and twin brother of Naruto. Like his older sister, he has Tsunade's hair and eyes along with her personality but he takes more after Minato in terms of personality when he turns older. He and Naruto both want to be Hokage because they love Konoha and have much pride to it. Though they agree whichever brother becomes Hokage, the one who doesn't become Hokage becomes the right-hand man. Nawaki also loves Ramen and his mother's homecooking. He has a thing for Sakura, Ino,and Temari to which Naruto doesn't really mind.

Ichiku Kurosaki
Ichigo and Rangiku's son. He has orange hair with streaks of strawberry blond and has icy blue eyes. Ichiku takes after his mother in personality but is slightly more cautious than she is. He gains two zanpakuto,the first being Shinso, which formely belonged to Gin Ichimaru before Aizen killed him. The second being Ryuugetsu (Dragon Slayer of the Moon), which like Zangetsu and Engetsu, fires Getsuga Tensho.

Nick Jeagerjacques
Nicholas, or mainly called Nick, is the son of Grimmjow and Neliel. He has his father's hair and eyes but has his mother's red facial markings underneath his eyes. He is easy-going and witty. His closest friends are Ichiku and Sorahime, who both like himself, have hollow abilities. He is one of the few hollows Soul Society trust, although this could be because he's a false arrancar; having never been a actual hollow before. Nevertheless, his abilities and hollow technique are just as strong as an actual arrancar. His zanpakuto's name is Tigre(Tiger) and his release command is "Slash"

Soken Ishida
Uryu and Nemu's son. He has raven-black hair and blueish-green eyes with glasses. He is calm, level-headed, intelligent, and greatly respects his parents and friends. Soken ponders whether to be a Quincy or Soul Reaper when he's older. He enjoys Star Wars and helping his parents with things but he heavily dislikes his "Grandfather" Mayuri as he is always trying to do one of his experiments on him and verbally rude to Nemu and basically resents him as his grandfather. He respects his paternal grandfather Ryuken to some degree but also resents him as well due to his cold persona.

Sorahime Cifer
The daughter of Orihime and Ulquiorra. She has burnt orange hair and green eyes and well endowed (her bust rivaling that of Neliel's). She takes after Orihime in terms of personality as a smile is always on her face and only disspears when she is upset, which is very rare. While she takes after Orihime, Sorahime's role in battles are usually just incapacitating enemies as she can't bring herself to kill them. She is believed to have a crush on Nick. Her zanpakuto's name is Hiragana(Griffin) and her release command is "Flap".

Hisana Abarai
Renji and Rukia's daughter and twin to Kaien. She highly resembles her mother by having the same eyes and hair color but is said to bare a greater resemblance to her late aunt, of whom she is named after. Hisana is a very graceful and pleasant girl who always knows the most intelligent of ways.

Kaien Abarai
Renji and Rukia's son and twin to Hisana. He has violet eyes and black hair which he keeps up in a ponytail, much like his father. Kaien is smug and eccentric but has a more calmer temper compared to his father and just like his adopted uncle Byakuya, Kaien will defend his sister at all costs. His zanpakuto's name is OrochiSama(Lord Cobra) and his command is "Strike".

Meishiro Hitsugaya
The daughter of Toshiro and Momo. She has short black hair with two white bangs and has brown eyes. Meishiro is very much like Momo and hardly takes after her father; probably having only his intelligence. She has a crush on Ichiku, despite being a year older than he is. She is the very first friend he made as she first met him when she was toddler a short time after he was born.

Kira Urahara
The tween daughter of Urahara and Yoruichi. Kira has violet hair and gray eyes with dark skin. She is very witty and crafty in daily life. Soifon always addresses her as a princess,which Kira usually doesn't mind. She acts as an older sister figure to all the younger kids and often makes them laugh and protects them whenever Jinta bothers them and she loves flirting with Sojun whatever she can.

Michael Sado
Named after the killer in the Halloween movies, Michael is the son of Chad and Isane and the twin of Audrey. He has brown hair and eyes. Like his parents, Michael is silent but very thoughtful as he gets along well with Audrey and his friends. Unlike his father, Michael will not let people just hit him while standing completely still. Instead, He will catch the oncoming throws of anyone who attacks and just deflect them.

Audrey Sado
The daughter of Chad and Isane and twin sister of Michael. She has her mother's hair but has her father's eyes. Like her family, Audrey is silent and timid but is very thoughtful and kind at the same time and gets along extremely well with her brother and friends. Audrey, much like Isane, enjoys porridge as she grew up on it from infant-hood.

Haku Ukitake
The son of Ukitake and Kiyone. Hence his name, Haku has white hair due to being born slightly ill and brown eyes. He is very well-mannered and cheerful and easily-excited, mirroring his parents. He enjoys reading his father's series and feeding the koi fish in their pond.

Sojun Kuchiki
Named after his late grandfather, Sojun Kuchiki is the son of Byakuya and Retsu (she prefers to be called by her maiden name in public so as not to confuse people when they say captain Kuchiki.) He has black hair and a warm mixture of his parents eyes. Though he is intelligent and serene like his father, he has his mother's warm and gentle personality. Unlike Byakuya, he is very respectful to those around him and is very empathetic and he is very good friends with Kira, despite being scared off by her flirting.

Kane Zaraki
The son of Kenpachi and Mila-Rose. He takes after his father in many traits.

Jin Kyoraku
The son of Shunsui and Nanao and the slightly older brother of Nao and Lisa. He is laid-back and eccentric as his father is though he doesn't start chasing after girls until he's a teenager. Jin's closest friends are arguably Jack and Haku, due to both their fathers being good friends.

Lisa Kyoraku
Lisa is the daughter of Shunsui and Nanao and the twin sister of Nao and younger sibling of her slightly older brother Jin. She is Nanao's spitting image along with her sister. She is very intelligent and a tactian but enjoys anything fun and loves reading mystery novels; whether it's her mother reading to her or reading a novel together with her sister.

Nao Kyoraku
Nao is the daughter of Shunsui and Nanao and the twin sister of Lisa and younger sibling of her slightly older brother Jin. Like her mother Nanao, her black hair is pinned up and she wears glasses. As said above, she and Lisa love reading mystery novels together.

Sierra Misty Guatiche
Sierra is the daughter of Pesche and the former third espada Tier and Nick's cousin. She has her mother's looks except her eyes are lime green due to a mixture of her parents eyes. Though she has Tier's intelligence, she does have an eye for fun things as Pesche does. She likes aquatic mammals and being around people she knows.

Jackal "Jack" Starkk
Jackal, mostly called Jack, is the son of Coyote Starkk and Lilinette. He has short brown hair and bluish-gray eyes. Like his father, he is laid-back and mellow, though that is not to say he doesn't like to hang around his friends. When not with friends, he sleeps around with his dad and does what he can to avoid his mom whenever she has one of her normal fits.

Keiko Asano
Keiko is the daughter of Keigo and Tatsuki. She has her mother's hair. She is fun-loving and good-natured like her father yet she is a tomboy and level-headed though she does have a short-temper if someone pushes her too far. She, Ichiku, and most of their friends attend karate pratice together and she often spars with Ichiku though neither are able to defeat each other due to the fact that they are equally matched. She and Sorahime are best friends like their mothers.

Masaki Kurosaki
Masaki is the daughter of Ichigo and Rangiku and the twin sister of Yahiko and as such, she's Ichiku's younger sister. Like her older brother, she has orange hair with strawberry blonde streaks though she has Ichigo's eyes. Like her mother, she's fun-loving and outgoing but she can be sarcastic like her father from time to time.
Also, like Ichigo, she watches out for those she cares about and her best friend is Nala; akin to their older brothers' relationship.

Kaien Kurosaki (Different Universe)
Kaien is the son of Kukaku and Ichigo. He has jet-black hair and aqua green eyes, which is the reason he's named after his late uncle. After hearing about the soul reaper adventures of his father and uncle, he's set out to claim the vacant spot of lieutenant left behind by his uncle. Kaien is a mixture of his parent's personality; intelligent, witty, compassionate, short-tempered, kind, strong-willed. He greatly loves his mother and isn't afraid of her ill-tempered personality as he is used to it and she never used it on him before.

Fanfiction Series of yours truly

Blondes in Bed (Lots of love and lemons.) 2011-2013
NarutoxSamui
MinatoxTsunade
NarutoxHotaru
NarutoxIno
NarutoxTemari
NarutoxYugito
NarutoxSamuixYugito
NarutoxInoxTemari
NarutoxSamuixHotaru
NarutoxSamuixHotaruxYugitoxInoxTemarixShion
Don't count on any NarutoxTsunade romance fanfics from me in this series and I've given up on the NarutoxShion fanfic; at least for this series.

Freddy vs. Jason vs. Michael: Slashdown: A weak Freddy tricks Michael Myers into going to Elm Street to kill to the point of his powers returning. And if things couldn't get worse, he sends Jason again to wreak havoc on Springwood and while the bodies stack back up, either does either of the silent killers' thirst for blood; resulting in a chilling war between the three.
Slasher Cast
.Robert Englund as Freddy
.Kane Hodder as Jason
.George P. Wilbur as Michael

Curing Kurama (Lemon Chapter Story) 2012-2016
Harem composed of Hinata, Sakura, Ino, Temari, Samui, Hotaru, Yugito, Tokiwa, Shizuka, Anko, Tayuya, Fu, Hana, Fuuka, Sasame, Shion, Sara, Amaru, Karin, Ayame, Yugao, Hokuto, Pakura, Miru, Haruna, Koyuki, Isarabi, Tsubaki (Mizuki's former fiance), Yakumo Kurama, Tezuna, Kurenai, Konan, Mebuki, Ranke, Fugai, Kamira, Tsunami, Tenten, Emina, Mabui, Yukata, Honoka, Nonō, Kujaku, Ni, Shiseru, Tamaki, and Tsunade.

Just Like The Folks (Lemon Scenes): Come see Naruto as he is paired with ladies whose personalities mirror that of his mother Kushina.
NarutoxSakura
NarutoxIno
NarutoxTayuya
NarutoxAnko
NarutoxTemari
NarutoxFuka
NarutoxHotaru
NarutoxFu
NarutoxAmaru
NarutoxHana
NarutoxHinata
NarutoxKonan
NarutoxMei
NarutoxShizuka
NarutoxKarin
NarutoxKoyuki
NarutoxSara
NarutoxTsunade
NarutoxTenten
NarutoxKarui
NarutoxShion
(Coming soon)
NarutoxKurenai
NarutoxShizune
NarutoxPakura
NarutoxHanabi
NarutoxSakuraxIno
NarutoxHinataxIno
NarutoxSakuraxHinata
NarutoxTsunadexMei
NarutoxMeixHinata
NarutoxHinataxShizuka
NarutoxInoxHotaru
NarutoxTayuyaxKarin
NarutoxAnkoxTemari
NarutoxKonanxHinata
NarutoxTemarixTenten
NarutoxSaraxKoyuki
NarutoxSakuraxTayuya
NarutoxSakuraxInoxKarin

Bleach2G: If you enjoyed Bleach, then I'm sure you'll enjoy all the star's children after Aizen is finally taken down. Follow their good friend and leader Ichiku as he leads them through many adventures.

Maelstrom and the Blades (Definite Lemons): Read as Naruto hooks up with the hottest women of Queen's Blade in this crossover series.
NarutoxCattleya
NarutoxLeina
NarutoxRisty
NarutoxMelpha
NarutoxMelona [the events that occur in the story are Genjutsu]
NarutoxMenace
NarutoxAiri
NarutoxNyx
NarutoxTomoe
NarutoxShizuka
NarutoxClaudette
NarutoxAlleyne
NarutoxHead Angel Seraphim
NarutoxAldra
NarutoxEchidna [explains Genjutsu of NarutoxMelona]
NarutoxAnnelotte
NarutoxLuna Luna
NarutoxTarnyang
NarutoxSigui
NarutoxLaila
NarutoxMaria
NarutoxLiliana
NarutoxBranwen
Narutox16yr-old Mirim
NarutoxWerbellia
NarutoxTiina
HagoromoxSeraphim
NarutoxLeinaxRisty
NarutoxCattleyaxMelpha
NarutoxElinaxLeinaxClaudette
NarutoxMelonaxAirixMenace
NarutoxTomoexShizukaxNanaelxLeinaxEchidnaxSiguixAldraxAnnelottexLuna LunaxSiguixMelpha (Melpha/Sigui/Nanael/Luna Luna/Echidna pending)
Narutoxall Queen's Blade series girls

Naruto/Hentai:Here Naruto is paired up with women from both my beloved hentai and others that are well known for certain reasons. Below are the selected hentai that will be renamed when published.

Shimaizuma: Shimaizuma 3 the Animation
Kangoku: Project Boobs
Bakunyuu Maid Kari/Rape! Rape! Rape!
Helter Skelter: Hakudaku no Mura/Rin x Sen Ran-Sem: Cross Mix (Ran Sem Hakudaku Derumo Tsuma no Miira Tori and Rin x Sen: Hakudaku Onna Kyoushi to Yaroudomo RINSEN) and Yabai! Fukushuu Yami Site
Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru/Princess Knight Catue/Elf Hime Nina/Buta Hime Sama/Inda no Himekishi Janne/Twin Elven-Princesses Willan Arsura and Princess Knight Angelica/Mashou no Nie (1-3)/Himekishi Olivia
Brave Soul (Coming soon)
.Ruby
.Caren
.Marin
.Caroll
.Alicia
Bakunyuu Bomb
Mistreated Bride
Another Lady Innocent AKA Front Innocence
Gakuen de Jikan yo Tomare

In no decided order yet: Sex Warrior Pudding/Nami SOS, Oppai Life AKA Booby Life, the Hills Have Size AKA Hitozuma Kasumi-san, Boin Lecture, Resort Boin, Rensa Byoutou, Anyone You Can Do...I can do Better AKA Bakunyuu Oyaki, Bible Black and Discipline, Cafe Junkie, Aniyome Wa Ijjibari, Soushi Souai: Junai Mellow Yori, Seme Chichi, Kyouiku Shidou, Akiba Girls, HHH Triple Ecchi, Triangle Blue, Dark Blue, I Can (Ai Kyan), Oppai Heart: Kanojo wa Kedamono Hatsujouki!?, Otoko no Ko Ojou-sama! Hikaru to Ayana no Himitsu Collection, Okusama wa Moto Yariman, Itadaki! Seieki, Toriko no Chigiri, Kyonyuu Kazoku Saimin, Chichiiro Toiki, Nerawareta Megami Tenshi Angeltia, Jokei Kazoku III: Himitsu - The Anime, Victorian Maid Maria no Houshi, Tsugou no Yoi Sexfriend, Mankitsu Happening!, Energy Kyouka!, Nuki Doki! Tenshi to Akuma no Sakusei Battle, Makai Kishi Ingrid/Taimanin Asagi, Space Pirate Sara, Kateikyoushi no Onee-san, Jutaijima, Melty's Quest, Rinkan Club

Possible additions: Hishoka Drop, Nee, Chanto Shiyou Yo!, Last Waltz Hakudaku Mamire no Natsu Gasshuku,
Ikusa Otome Suvia
Ojou sama Yomeiri Kousou
Birei Okami Mie
Yokorenbo Immoral Mother
Ane Koi
Angel Blade
Honoo no Haramase Doukyuusei
Aneimo
Saimin Ryoujoku Gakuen
In'youchuu Etsu: Kairaku henka Taimaroku
Stepsister/Gibomai
Tsuma Tsuma/Wife with Wife
Oppai no Ouja 48: Nanimo Kangaezu Me no Mae no Oppai Zenbu Shabure!
Ri Kotowari: Kimi no Kokoro no Koboreta Kakera
Oni Chichi 2: Revenge
Dekakute Ecchi na Ore no Ane
Fela Pure: Mitarashi-san Chi no Jijou The Animation
Cool Devices (Episode 4 only)
Joshikousei no Koshitsuki
Enbo/Taboo Charming Mother
Stepmother's Sin
Aku no onna Kanbu
Kichiku: Oyako Choukyou Nikki
Shabura Rental: Ecchi na Onee-san to no Eroero Rental Obenkyou The Animation
Baku Ane: Otouto Shibocchau zo! The Animation
Cleavage
Ryoujoku Famiresu Choukyou Menu
Mofukuzuma
Saimin Jutsu Zero
Kiriya Hakushakuke no Roku Shimai Kiriya Hakushakuke no Roku Shimai
Vampire
Kuro no Kyoushitsu
Gakuen Shimai
Soredemo Tsuma o Aishiteru
Ikoku na Retro
Dark Shell: Ori no Naka no Namameki
Mejoku
Love 2 Quad
Fechikano
Sora no Iro, Mizu no Iro
Kyonyuu Hitozuma Onna Kyoushi Saimin
Hyoudou Ibuki: Kanpeki Ibuki Kaichou ga Kousoku Do M!? na Wake
Houkago 2: Hajirau Hana wa Murete Amaku
SINKAN
Seisen Gakuin
Chikan no Licence
Colosseum no Senki: Another Story

Naruto's Sports Rush (Lemon mini-series): Read as Naruto meets the busty women of Eiken and does various sport with them. 2014-2015

NarutoxChiharu
NarutoxKirika
NarutoxLin
NarutoxKomon
NarutoxChiharuxKeikoxKirikaxLinxKomon

Naruto's Hollywood Hits: In this trilogy, Naruto is paired with some of the most attractive animated women in cinematic history. 2015-2017
NarutoxJessica Rabbit
NarutoxChel
NarutoxEris
.Anniversary Pairings
NarutoxHolli Would
NarutoxJessicaxHollixLonette

The Boonfox: In this miniseries, Naruto meets the sexy women of The Boondocks series. 2015-2016
NarutoxSarah
NarutoxLuna
NarutoxCristal
NarutoxJessica Ethelburg
NarutoxEbony
NarutoxAnn Coulter

Icha Icha of the Dead: In this series, Naruto will meet the women of the Highschool of the Dead series and help them get through their zombie crisis alive. 2017-
NarutoxShizuka
NarutoxRei
NarutoxSaeko
NarutoxSaya
NarutoxMiku Yuuki
NarutoxRika
NarutoxYurikoxSaya
NarutoxKyoko
NarutoxShizukaxReixSaekoxSayaxxYuukixTainuichixKawamotoxToshimixMisuzuxKyoko
(Both coming soon)
Narutoxall of the above

Maelstrom Online Trilogy: Naruto explores the world of ALO with the charms of Suguha, Rika, and Sinon. 2017-2019
NarutoxSuguha/Leafa
NarutoxRika/Lisbeth
NarutoxSuguhaxRikaxSinon