Author has written 98 stories for Bleach, Naruto, Cowboy Bebop, Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Anime X-overs, Furi Kuri: FLCL, Queen's Blade/クイーンズブレイド, Friday the 13th, and Eiken/エイケン.
Hey there fellow story writers, I'm Raptorcloak. Some of you might already know me as the former unregisted reviewer Raptorclaw, who reviews stories here. I'm very easy to get along with so don't be afraid to ask me things if you like.
Gender: I'm a dude.
Born: November 26th, 199- (Again I'm young)
Personal Theme song: New Disease by Spineshank and/or Crash by Static X/Mephisto Odyssey
Theme Songs when I'm teaching DarkChild316: Strangers like Me and/or Son of Man by Phil Collins.
Theme Songs when fighting SOPA or any organization that threatens my friends/fellow authors: You're Going Down by Sick Puppies and/or The Only by Static-X
Goal on Fanfiction: To make as much lemons and as much friends as possible.
Copyright Declaration (from winterschind11)
So, as someone who has worked with many amazing people in the legal field, I believe there are few things that people here need to know. I have consulted with several people who work in different areas of the law including, a contact at the ACLU, a published writer, and a law professor, among others.
One) This site is not a non-profit site. The owners make money from the many ads that you see on here and therefore, are required to pay taxes.
Two) Because this is a profit site, the owners ARE required, BY LAW, to monitor for (dare I say the word...BULLIES) and are required, BY LAW, to deal with said individuals and/or groups.
Three) The LAW states that no one who posts on the internet can be censored simply because there is a chance that someone thirteen or younger, may see it. It is against the LAW to force a writer to alter their work based on this.
Four) Number three is a law and the fact that someone makes a rule and then forces censorship, is ILLEGAL. An example would be...I make a rule stating that all employees must hit every person who says something stupid in the face with a shovel, or they will be fired. Now, just because it's a rule, or company policy, doesn't make it legal and you WILL end up going to jail if you do that (tempting as it might be some days).
Five) In order to make this site legal, all bully groups and individuals who harass another for whatever reason, this site would have to deal with them. This means that they are required, BY LAW, to answer any and all emails and complaints filed by everyone. THEY DO NOT DO THIS.
Six) This site also breaks copyright laws by allowing works to be written by living authors who have expressly forbidden it. YES, they do know that they are allowing it because they are the ones who create the title and character templates.
Seven) The "M" rating on this site clearly states that it must be suitable for age SIXTEEN and older. As this is subjective based on a person's own beliefs, it would be nearly impossible for everyone to agree on what is appropriate for every sixteen year old who may read, OR WRITE, on this site. If one peruses the local bookstore for teen fiction you will find much worse, in some cases, than what is found here. If you think your sixteen year old doesn't know about things like violence or sex...you are sadly mistaken.
Eight) There is a bill in Congress stating that: a web site administrator shall, upon request, remove any posted comments posted by an anonymous poster unless the anonymous poster agrees to attach his or her name to the post and confirms that his or her IP address, legal name, and home address are accurate.”This would include EVERYONE on this site, since we all go by pen names.
So...to sum this up, NO ONE can be censored on the chance that a thirteen year old, or younger, may see it. This falls under PARENTAL RESPONSIBILITY.
People have NO write to harass or bully another simply because they don't like what they are reading. There is no longer a "MORALS" censorship board in this country, hasn't been for decades.
In order for this site to comply with ALL the laws, there would be an age appropriate button, they would answer emails and deal with the bullies on this site, and they would remove all banned writers fiction. They do not do this.
I highly recommend that people check out the online internet censorship laws as well as the laws regarding cyber bullying. VERY interesting reads. If anyone is threatening you in any way shape or form, they can and should be reported. One place to do this is at QuitStalkingMe . com... Which I have done to the very "reviewer" who prompted this revision of my profile. You are NOT allowed to threaten people and you are NOT allowed to tell people that they cannot block you or they will be reported. Not only is it against the rules...it is ILLEGAL. So...you HAVE been reported to the police.
Where else you can find me: (I have it back and I apparently won't be able to do lemon stories there with Naruto as the star because DeviantArt considering him too underage. However, I'll still do lemons with Minato.)
The lemon writers whose inspired me to become one as well (in no particular order)
My friend and BETA reader AKA Creative Smut Control Man: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1802592/sketchfan (formely http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1592003/Jestin though I still consider him a friend.)
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1992935/AnAddictedReader and if you think the list of friends stops here, you're dead wrong; there's more pals to come.
My friend and frequent story-collaborator AKA Facesitting Supervisor: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2360529/Pyromania101
Anime I like:
Music I like: Anything besides Justin Bieber and ballad songs from people like Keith Sweat.
Adema(Co-Dependent, The Way Like You It, Immortal, Betrayed Me, Sevenfold, So Fortunate)
Spineshank(Beginning Of The End,New Disease,Synthetic, Ashmatic, Everything Everyone Everywhere Ends, Deaf Ears)
Iced Earth (Come What May, I Walk Alone, Boiling Point, Minions of the Watch, The Culling)
Silent Civilian (Wrath)
Sick Puppies( War, I Hate You, You're Going Down, So What I Lied, Cancer)
Killswitch Engage (When Darkness Falls, End of Heartache, My Curse, Arms of Sorrow)
Ill Nino (How Can I Live, Te Amo..I Hate You,Cleansing, Liar, What Comes Around)
Byran Adams (Get off my back, Everything I Do, I Do It For You)
In Flames (Trigger,especially The Quiet Place song)
Skillet (Monster, Don't Wake Me)
Mushroomhead (Sun Doesn't Rise,Nowhere To Go, Simple Survival, Becoming Cold, Destroy the World Around Us, Save Us, Come On, Burning the Bridge)
Linkin Park (In The End, New Divide, What I've Done, Pieces)
Sevendust (Leech, Unraveling ,Live Again)
Powerman 5000 (Bombshell, When Worlds Collide, Nobody's Real, Show Me What You Got, Supervillain.)
Rob Zombie (Superbeast, Dragula)
Kyuss (Demon Cleaner)
Mudvayne (Happy, Fall Into Sleep, TV Radio, Choices, Scream With Me)
Chimaira (Army of Me, Eyes of a Criminal, Pleasure In Pain, Killing The Beasts)
Static X (Push It, Terminal, The Only, Crash, Destroyer, New Pain,) RIP, Wayne Static.
Staind (Open Your Eyes, Right Here, Paper Jesus, Conversation, Layne.)
Fozzy (Nameless Faceless, Wanderlust, The Way I Am, The Test.)
Drowning Pool (Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, I Am,)
Nonpoint (Everybody down, Bullet With A Name, What A Day, Your Signs, Miracle, Looking Away)
Puddle Of Mudd (Spin You Around, Freak of The World, Bring Me Down, Physco, Piss It All Away, Away From Me)
Evanescense (She's pretty good with songs like Lose Control and All I'm Living For)
Papa Roach (Getting Away With Murder,Hollywood Whore, ...To Be Loved, Just Go(Never Look Back)
Pillar (Underneath it all, Frontline.)They're very promising
Bullets For My Valentine (Tears Don't Fall.)
Escape The Fate (We Won't Back Down, Issues.)
Deftones (Back To School and more of them to come.)
SOAD (Chop Suey,Science,ATWA,Soldier Side intro and actual song,Toxicity) They're finally coming back!
Serj Tanikan (The Lead singer of System of A Down is of course awesome)
Shadowsfall (Bark at the moon.)
Dope (Die MotherF*cker Die, Everything Sucks)
3DG (Overrated,Animal I've Become, Time of Dying, One X, Just Like You,)
Submersive (Better Think Again, Hollow) I miss them so much
Dark New Day (Brother, Taking Me Alive, Follow the Sun Down)
Poets Of The Falls (Locking Up The Sun, Sleep, Shallow, Carnival of Rust)
P.Diddy (Come With Me)
Maroon 5 (She will be loved and Won't go home without you)
Elvis Presley (Long Live The King)
Finger Eleven (Good Times, Living in A Dream)
Velvet Revolver (Set Me Free)
Soundgarden (Live to Rise) Perfect for The Avengers.
Coldplay (Clocks, Viva La Vida, Fix you.)
Craig David (Key to My Heart, Once in a Lifetime, You Know What) Moves my heart quite well.
The Commodores (Oh No, Easy, Three Times A Lady.)
Barry White (Can't Get Enough of your Love)
Michael Andrews (Mad World) Depressing but still very likeable
David Usher (Black Black Heart)
Brother Cane (And Fools Shine On, Rise on Water, Voice of Eujena, Stain) Proof that 90s bands were the best.
The Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies (Boogie Woogie King, Groove Me, It Ain't Nothing, Julie's Song, Right Place, Wrong Time, More Than I Can Take) I miss them so much.
Hank Williams (There's a Tear in my Beer)
Harry Chapin (Cat's in the Cradle)
Phil Collins (You'll be in my Heart, Son of Man, all versions of Two Worlds, Strangers like Me, Trashing the Camp) So much memories it could tear someone's heart.
Will Smith (Men in Black, Say Yeah, Nod Ya Head (Black Suits Comin')
Triceratops (Universe, If, Fall Again) I so love J-Pop
Ed Sheeran (I see Fire) I've listened to this song everyday since I bought it.
Movie and TV Characters I like
Godzilla (Loved him since I was only three years old and he truly is King of the Monsters)
Godzilla Junior (He's just like his dad and it felt good seeing again in Final Wars)
Mothra (She fights with Godzillla all the time but they're friends sometimes)
Anguirus and Rodan (Godzilla's best friends)
Mostly any Kaiju monster
US Godzilla/Zilla (He's not as strong as the real one but he's smart and quick)
Zilla Junior (He looks like his dad but fights like the actual Godzilla)
Jason Voorhees (He's the man behind the mask and the best slasher of all time)
Pamela Voorhees (You must give her credit for starting the franchise and her death being Jason's main motivation to defend his home.)
Freddy Krueger (He's funny and got his head literally handed to him by Jason)
Michael Myers (Jason's long-lost brother and rival)
Victor Crowley (Another Jason-Accolade and who better to play him than Kane Hodder?)
Chucky the Doll (He's hilarious and delivers the best one-liners)
Tommy Jarvis (Now's that's a hero for a slasher movie)
Laurie Strode (She's like Michael; she endures whatever he throws at her and fights back)
Jamie Lloyd (Like Mother, Like Daughter, she's a survivor even for a child. It's a real downer she died at Michael's hands)
Any of the final girls from the Friday the 13th, Halloween, or A Nightmare on Elm Street franchises
Osmosis Jones (I miss him so much)
Disney's Tarzan (So much nolstagia)
Edgar the Bug (I know he's villain but one can't deny he was an awesome villain)
Jurassic Park Dinosaurs (You can tell that from seeing my profile)
Smaug the Dragon (He's such a badass and so amazingly evil)
Bilbo the Hobbit (He's such an interesting character)
Thorin Oakenshield (Stubborn but so determined and badass at the same time)
Naruto Couples I like
NarutoxHinata (The Best in the whole series to me and ah, dreams do come true since they have young-uns now.)
NarutoxSakura (Sakura has some anger issues but Naruto likes this babe; plus she's nice most of the time)
NarutoxIno (Those two are like siblings most of the time but they're a cool couple)
NarutoxTemari (Both are witty)
NarutoxTenten (Energetic Love,whoa boy)
NarutoxSamui (She's like a younger version of Tsunade for him; ignoring the fact they've only met two times in the series)
NarutoxHotaru (She's so hot and alike Naruto in some details)
NarutoxAnko (They are just alike)
NarutoxTayuya (Like his old man, Naruto is set up with a short-tempered yet hot redheaded ninja girl from a different village)
NarutoxKarin (Fangirl for Naruto and the world needs more Uzumakis)
NarutoxYugito (Two blond Jinchuuriki that are very respected by their village.)
NarutoxShizuka (Shizuka is so sexy and I'm frankly surprised that Naruto didn't stare down her lowcut shirt)
NarutoxFu (I love the idea of Jinchuuriki together and he called her heart-warming in that new catchy Jinchuuriki/Bijuu counting song)
NarutoxHana (Hana is hot and Kiba would be so pissed)
NarutoxShion (After we did for her, they'd be crazy not to be a couple. Plus, Shion wants kids; his hands are tied.)
NarutoxFuka (If she wasn't evil, she'd likely be able to do more than just kissing Naruto.)
NarutoxKurenai (One reason or another, I'm starting to find this pairing very interesting)
NarutoxHokuto (I loved those two though its a major downer she was only in the Star Village arc)
NarutoxIsarabi (They can totally relate to one another; given their unfair childhood.)
NarutoxHaruna (Only he can return her back to normal)
NarutoxKoyuki (I'm sure that only Naruto can melt Koyuki's once icy heart)
NarutoxToki (Same thing with the other princesses)
NarutoxYakumo (Both of them went due hardships thanks to creatures sealed inside of them)
NarutoxSara (Naruto and a red-headed princess? Kushina and Minato would be so happy for him)
NarutoxKonan (Impressive; Most impressive)
SasukexSakura(I like this couple but since he's tried to kill Sakura twice, this couple's status could go anywhere now but they have a kid now, so that speaks for itself)
SasukeXKarin (Girls just love him)
SaixSakura(A more nicer version of Sasuke for Sakura)
SaixIno(He called her beautiful so it could go somewhere...into the bedroom now that they have a son)
MinatoxKushina(They gave us Naruto and were very cool ninjas)
MinatoxTsunade (Minato surpassed Jiraiya in a lot of things but could he have courted Tsunade unlike his sensei. She may be old enough to be his mother but they're a pair of powerful blondes and a great couple to me) Lime central for my stories
MinatoxShizune (They're okay and they'd make great parents for Naruto. Plus, I thought Shizune and/or Tsunade was Naruto's mother from the start before Kushina was shown)
MinatoxMei Terumi (An interesting pairing. Two of the strongest but also nicest shinobi to walk the planet.)
KakashixShizune (Hokage students love)
KakashixAnko (They're perfect for eachother)
ShikamaruxIno (She might be a drag to him but they really care about eachother)
ShikamaruxTemari (Both deny liking eachother.HA!They both know they want eachother)
AsumaxKurenai (I always figured there was something more to their relationship than they denied.)
GaaraxSakura (Two nice green-eyed ninjas)
NejixTenten (Again Fangirls)
LeexTenten (Both are focused on training to death)
LeexSakura (Incredible strengths)
JiraiyaxTsunade (An older version of Naruto and Sakura. Would have been a great couple if Jiraiya wasn't dead.) Not as good as MinatoxTsunade; to me, that is.
GenmaxShizune (I thinks she likes him for being such a dude.)
YaguraxMei (If they ever met, I'm sure they'd hit it off.)
HanxPakura (I'm not sure if they've met, but they both seem like sensible shinobi.)
Killer BxMabui (He did make a kissing gesture at her and she didn't seem much disturbed by it.)
KonohamaruxHanabi (I can see them being a couple and I'm sure Naruto would love to have Konohamaru as a brother-on-law)
Bleach Couples I Like
IchigoxRangiku (I think they're a great couple. Ichigo's a cool dude and Rangiku's a total babe. You do the math)
IchigoxOrihime (Love them so much,wonder when they'll get married)
IchigoxRukia (Without her, Ichigo would'nt be a soul reaper. Plus, they act like an old married couple half the time)
IchigoxTatsuki (Childhood friends,nice)
IchigoxYoruichi (Orange and Violet,cool mixture)
IchigoxKukaku (She's scary but I think she has a soft spot for Ichigo. Now that they're revealed to be related, I don't know what to think about them.)
IchigoxMomo (They haven't met outside of the anime but for some reason I like them)
IchigoxKiyone (They are always so pumped up)
IchigoxIkumi (Ichigo and a MILF like Ikumi would be interesting)
UryuxOrihime (They're okay...)
UryuxNemu (They both are calm and have father issues. Plus, She saved him)
ChadxIsane (They are both tall,silent but very loyal)
ChadxOrihime (Like Hiyori said"A tiger and a princess)
UlquiorraxOrihime (He looked after her like a watchdog but I'm sure he had a soft spot for her somewhere in his mind)
GrimmjowxNeliel (Two espada who've help Ichigo,Nel more than Grimmjow.)
GrimmjowxYoruichi (Two witty cats)
RenjixRukia (childhood friends and Renji is like another Ichigo for rukia and I find this pairing much better than IchiRuki.)
ToshiroxMomo (Childhood friends who are both very short but very powerful at the same time)
ToshiroxRangiku (They're the complete opposite of eachother but they have good relationship, especially in the second movie)
ToshiroxHallibel (Arrancars need love too .Plus she and Toshiro have light green eyes and are both serious 24/7)
KisukexYoruichi (Again, Childhood friends.)
UkitakexKiyone (Love between a captain and his subordinate. Two of the niciest people in bleach.)
PeschexHallibel (Don't know if the pairing exist but Pesche would lose his mind if he saw a sexy espada like her)
ByakuyaxUnohana (Though they have little interaction, I think Unohana, with her warm and caring nature, can crack Byakuya's tough shell of pride.)
ByakuyaxHisana (She was his wife, after all, and they did make a happy couple.)
KenpachixMila-Rose (I've got the strangest feeling they'd hit it off greatly and Yachiru could use a fierce warrior like Mila-Rose for a mother-figure.)
IsshinxMasaki (Ichigo's parents and two bad-ass characters; what else can I say?)
Couples I hate or don't much attention to
GinXRangiku (A villain like and an ultra-nice lady like her.YEEAAH RIGHT! He may have been a fake villain but still they're more like brother and sister to me)
ChojixIno (Ehh, I've seen better)
AizenxHinamori (Same thing with Gin and Rangiku. Plus the bastard stabbed her, physically and mentally)
ShuheixRangiku (He's too serious most of the time)
IzuruxRangiku (He's too moody)
GrimmjowxOrihime (Yeah,Yeah,ordering a girl around makes them a couple.sheesh)
AizenxOrihime (The main villian and a hot girl?NAH!)
NarutoxKushina (People are fucking sick to fix Naruto up with his own mother.)
TsunadexNaruto (NO FREAKING WAY IN THE UNIVERSE!
NarutoxKarui (That red-headed bitch attacked Naruto for no good reason. Sakura might do it to Naruto 24/7 but at least she has some reason for doing it)
IchigoxNel (I don't think it'd work out that well but I could be wrong)
NnoitraxNel (That guy was freaking mean and crazy around her) I'm glad he's dead. Serves him right for attacking Grimmjow.
RangikuxGrimmjow (Oh, come on. They've never even met before.)
MomoxIzuru (I'm laughing so hard right now that my ribs ache just from the idea of those two as a couple.)
NnoitraxHalibel (I don't think she really likes him in the least.)
RangikuxTetsuzaemon(That guy is a complete idiot.)
Any Yaoi pairings. (I'm not against gay people. I'm just plain not interested in these pairings.)
Central 46 with anyone if possible (They're all a*holes and don't deserve to be with anyone.) Oh, that's right. They're dead! LOL XD thank you Aizen!
Other Anime series/Crack pairings
GantaxMinatsuki (I think those two would comedic together because they're so different.)
TakashixRei (The love of Childhood friends)
TakashixSaeko (Two badass fighters; what can I say.)
KohtaxSaya (Badass Fatso and The Tsunedere genius)
Universes of stories
1. Naruto Namikaze: The Daredevil Medic
2. Mokuton Resurrection: This story universe takes place where Minato and Tsunade take a romantic interest in eachother and get married. Then,they have a daughter named Haruhi and Naruto and his twin brother Nawaki fours years later.
3. Naruto Terumi Namikaze: The Burning Orange Flash
Haruhi Senju Namikaze
Nawaki Senju Namikaze
Sierra Misty Guatiche
Jackal "Jack" Starkk
Kaien Kurosaki (Different Universe)
Fanfiction Series of yours truly
Blondes in Bed (Lots of love and lemons.) 2011-2013
Freddy vs. Jason vs. Michael: Slashdown: A weak Freddy tricks Michael Myers into going to Elm Street to kill to the point of his powers returning. And if things couldn't get worse, he sends Jason again to wreak havoc on Springwood and while the bodies stack back up, neither does either of the silent killers' thrist for blood; resulting in a chilling war between the three.
Curing Kurama (Lemon Chapter Story)
Just Like The Folks (Lemon Scenes): Come see Naruto as he is paired with ladies whose personalities mirror that of his mother Kushina.
Bleach2G: If you enjoyed Bleach, then I'm sure you'll enjoy all the star's children after Aizen is finally taken down. Follow their good friend and leader Ichiku as he leads them through many adventures.
Maelstrom and the Blades (Definite Lemons): Read as Naruto hooks up with the hottest women of Queen's Blade in this crossover series.
Naruto/Hentai:Here Naruto is paired up with women from both my beloved hentai and others that are well known for certain reasons. Below are the selected hentai that will be renamed when published.
Shimaizuma: Shimaizuma 3 the Animation
In no decided order yet: Another Lady Innocent, Sex Warrior Pudding, Oppai Life/Booby Life, the Hills Have Size/Hitozuma Kasumi, Boin Lecture, Resort Boin, Rensa Byoutou, Anyone You Can Do...I can do Better/Bakunyuu Oyaki, Bible Black and Discipline, Cafe Junkie, Aniyome Wa Ijjibari, Soushi Souai: Junai Mellow yori, Mistreated Bride, Seme Chichi, Kyouiku Shidou, Nami SOS, Akiba Girls, HHH Triple Ecchi, Triangle Blue, Dark Blue, I Can (Ai Kyan), Oppai Heart: Kanojo wa Kedamono Hatsujouki!?, Otoko no Ko Ojou-sama! Hikaru to Ayana no Himitsu Collection, Okusama wa Moto Yariman, Itadaki! Seieki, Toriko no Chigiri, Kyonyuu Kazoku Saimin, Chichiiro Toiki, Nerawareta Megami Tenshi Angeltia, Jokei Kazoku III: Himitsu - The Anime, Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru/Princess Knight Catue, Maro no Kanja wa Gatenkei, Victorian Maid Maria no Houshi
Possible additions: Hishoka Drop, Nee, Chanto Shiyou Yo!, Last Waltz Hakudaku Mamire no Natsu Gasshuku,
Naruto's Sports Rush (Lemon mini-series): Read as Naruto meets the busty women of Eiken and does various sport with them. 2014-2015