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My name's Edward. I's live in a mighty fine lil town by's the name of Climax Springs, Missouri. I know's what y'alls thinking, but I is edumencated. I'd got my GED. The only'n in my family to have one. I's also lucky that NowforRuin and MsRason wanted to write up a lil story 'bout my life and hows I met Bella. Bella is a speecial lady. Real smart, like.
Fer those that asked, yep Climax Springs is a real town in Missouri. I's been told there's this thing called a Wiki or somin'. Not really sure what that be, but I's was told to put it here. So here it is.
I's over yonder there on the twitter. Yous all can foller me if yous like. And while yous there, don't ferget to foller my ladies, NowforRuin and MsRason. They's good people.
I's like beer, my dog Lucky and the purdy ladies.
My ladies are workin' real hard on the story rights now. I knows some of y'all may gets all flustered by this story, but I's promise yous, it's all done in good fun.
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