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 Author has written 2 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's. July 13, 2013: My current tumblr url is kuwataleijon and I write Free! Iwatobi Swim Club fanfiction. Still not using this site. June 25, 2012: As of now, I am no longer active on fanfiction.net. It's become really awkward to sit around on here and do nothing. You may find me on tumblr as the-hipsters-have-the-phonebox, or deviantART as numbuh-fangirl-15. May all of you have lovely lives and amazing published books. — Jasmine February 12, 2012: My, it's dusty in here. Jasmine
My name is Jasmine Thao-Nhi Therese Vu, and I'm an aspiring writer in a cynical, not-writer's body. What a pity. |
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Marauders 101: An Inside Guide by n33n reviews
My deepest, most heartfelt congratulations! You have, inevitably stumbled upon this book. It is no ordinary book...in fact, it...well, what are you waiting for? OPEN UP! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,566 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/17/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Carmelita Spats Writes A Paper by cholericnorth reviews
Carmelita, our favorite little spoiled brat, has to write a paper in school describing the house she'd like to live in when she grows up. (Content warning for rude and offensive attitudes and prejudices.)
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Carmelita S. - Complete
The Need to Remember by The Agent of Mystery reviews
Names are important. Names must be remembered
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Yūsei F. - Complete
Yellow Submarines and Procreational Crustaceans by TangerineFields reviews
Armed with rancid bacon, filthy minds and the Beatles, the boys go crab catching Marauder style. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Draggin' Tails by Homeydaclown reviews
Parodies of past episodes of the shitty kids' show; Dragon Tales. Now with character deaths, drug-doing, drinking, & language. NOT FOR LITTLE KIDS TO READ! Chapter 2 up!
Dragon Tales - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010
I Could Fall in Love by LadyRosalie29 reviews
Although this story is about Stephanie, she is wondering if she could ever fall in love other than Jack. Slight hints of Yusei & Akiza, Jack & Carly and major Crow & Stephanie
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Crow H. - Complete
fitted by adored reviews
In which Aki should really learn to take Crow more seriously. crow/aki, M
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Crow H., Aki I. - Complete
That day by Leemix reviews
That day...
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Dr. Fudō/Mr. Fudō, Yūsei F. - Complete
If Only by TearsOfaSingingPhoenix reviews
Snape looks into the Mirror of Erised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Tribute to Forge Weasley by Revina Aclarr reviews
Perhaps, if he hadn't just found the paper they had sworn on to 'Be Happy and Not to Mope, That's a Girl Thing' when the letter announcing Fred's funeral arrived, the mayhem wouldn't have been so…catastrophic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Great Body Switching Incident of '76 by Froody reviews
The Marauders somehow swap bodies during the night. James is squashy, Sirius is an angel, Peter is a lady-killer, and Remus is scared for his life. Mayhem and mischief abound! -Hints at R/S and L/J-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Complaints and Apologies by DancingKirby reviews
A customer calls Blackbird Delivery Service, makes an embarrassing mistake, and learns to not always trust the media.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Crow H. - Complete
Ayame's Tale by CascadeAngel reviews
Ayame calls Hatori in the middle of the night to tell him a most wonderous story...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Ayame S., Hatori S. - Complete
Victim of Circumstance by made-in-wonder reviews
Angstshipping, written for fanfic50 on LJ. There's someone sleeping in Ryou's bed.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Thorn Garden by Vertices reviews
Aki discovers something unpleasant. Crow, as always, doesn't mind. Established Crow/Aki, spoilers for episode 140, references to naughty activities.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Aki I., Crow H. - Complete
Gred and Forge Find Out Who The Marauders Are by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Exactly what the title says. *giggles* Set in the summer before Fifth Year when everyone is at Grimmauld Place, sometime after Harry's trial. There is dinner and Remus and Sirius and, erm...prostrating? IDEK. Oh, and not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Jackal's Pupil by made-in-wonder reviews
Angstshipping, written for fanfic50 on LJ. Ryou's been reevaluating his priorities.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Marik I., R. Bakura - Complete
Sexual Education by ArtificialAorta reviews
After being caught in the hall, Sirius and Remus are taken up to Dumbledore's office for what they assumed was a stern warning...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ghosts and Photographs of Our Past by Naranne reviews
"A Sirius out of Azkaban, a Sirius that has been on the run for a year – this is a man that has many, many carefully constructed barriers, guarding parts of his thoughts and feelings that Remus is not allowed to see." Sirius/Remus. One-shot. Post-GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Trip and Fall by QuirkQuirk reviews
Remus is in the bad habit of falling… in more ways than one. Luckily, Sirius is there to catch him. Sirius/Remus. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,054 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Form of Fear by remuslives23 reviews
A Boggart reveals Sirius' greatest fear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Lycanthropy and Lies by narbiglarb reviews
Remus Lupin is disgusted by New Moon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Remus L., Jacob - Complete
The Raven With The Rose by Luka Megurine X reviews
On the night of her 19th birthday, Aki met a crow who saved her from the loneliness and painful memories. AkixCrow. Read and review! Warning: Lemon at the end of the story
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Aki I., Crow H. - Complete
Shag Marry or Throw off a Cliff by eprime reviews
Hogwarts-Era. The marauders play a silly game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
5 Nights by AmayaSora reviews
Four Times Remus Lupin Woke Up Alone, and One Time He Didn't. Sirius/Remus slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Greedy by Threepwillow reviews
BASED ON "A VERY POTTER SEQUEL": Sirius feels right at home when the Sorting Hat puts him in Gryffindor, but Remus Lupin is weird and confusing, and Sirius needs some help from another enchanted magical accessory. :::RL/SB, Scarf of Sexual Preference:::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Remote Madness by Cancerous Galaxy reviews
"Crow, open your legs." "No, now get away from me, Jack!" Did Yusei just hear that right? I hope not, or else we're all probably going to need counseling.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Crow H., Jack A. - Complete
And Draco Malfoy Threw a Hissy Fit by LovelySlytheriness reviews
Full title: When Edward Cullen Entered Hogwarts and Draco Malfoy Threw a Hissy Fit. Sparkling vampires do not dazzle Draco Malfoy. But they do impress Blaise Zabini.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Complete
Graduation Marauder Style by Tash the Traumatized Teapot reviews
You didn't think the Marauders would graduate without a grand finale, did you? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/8/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
18 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity by lovenotwar reviews
Fred and George discover the well known muggle chain letter and make it their mission to maintain their insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
To Moony by dork-with-glasses reviews
In all honesty, Moony, I really hope you don't have to read this because a. It'll mean I've snuffed it and b. Well it means I've snuffed it and quite frankly, I kind of like living... Remus finds a letter after Sirius's death. Not RL/SB but slight RL/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
What the Doctor Ordered by StaresWithDisbelief reviews
In which the King forces the Kaiser to go to counseling for their dwindling love life. YAOI! Ryou x Fubuki
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Zane T./Ryō M., Fubuki T./Atticus R. - Complete
As It Should Be by remuslives23 reviews
John Lupin had expected it, had been waiting for it ever since he caught Remus sneaking soiled sheets into the washing machine when he was thirteen and, at his wife's amused insistence, had sat him down for a halting talk about the birds and the bees.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Music at the Close by Rachel Indeed reviews
An unusual prank imbues Lily and Snape with borrowed and involuntary eloquence. It changes surprisingly little between them. A Shakespeare fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Luna's Speech by Spicysweetchica101 reviews
What would happen if Luna was to stumble upon a certain website we all know and love and report it to every magical witch/wizard we write about? Wizarding world here comes the fan fiction...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
Love Him Back by Squid7000 reviews
Four times Severus Snape didn't say, "I love you," and the one time he did. One sided Severus/Lily. For the Five Things Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
beat and break by shadows and sunshine reviews
You'll have a bouquet with yellow flowers.' Severus, smiles, and forsythia. -oneshot-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What if? The Purgatory of Lily by Escoger reviews
Lily, after her death, gets the chance to see all of the mistakes she made in life, by viewing the lives of other Lilys who DIDN'T make her mistakes. Most pairings are SS/LE, but there are some JP/LP and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,625 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Child's Play by ll Cele ll reviews
Am I really less important than fossils to you?" Oneshot, HaganeShipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Riley/Gen, Roark/Hyouta - Complete
I Belong With Me by Professor Cassandra reviews
A love song from Voldemort to...well, himself. A parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
If I Only Had by Threepwillow reviews
Sirius may have run away from home, and Peter may be lacking in Gryffindor courage, and James may have absolutely nothing between his ears, but maybe Remus Lupin has got a heart, after all. :::MWPP oneshot, Remus/Sirius, written for a friend's birthday:::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius' Ten Commandments by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
aka The Ten simple Rules To Make Sure You Never Get Excluded or The Way To Save Moony’s Sanity. Put it this way, Remus is bored. Very bored. Crack!fic. Slight fluffy tendencies. Slash. Naked Moaning Myrtle. Beware.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Rare Thing by Dragon Star Queen reviews
Yuusei, Jack, Crow, a lightning storm, and a fridge. Of course a reference to Dr. Jones is needed. How could it get any better?
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Crow H., Yūsei F. - Complete
You Can't Always Get What You Want by MidniteMarauder reviews
Remus and Sirius discover that Summoning Charms can have unexpected consequences. Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Corporeagua by Threepwillow reviews
The Pettigrew family lakehouse seems to be the place where all of the greatest, most earth-shattering revelations in Remus Lupin's life are made. :::Oneshot, Marauders-era, RL/SB, kind of slice-of-life, lots of awesome bromance!:::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,397 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Mischief Making for Dummies by MeganQueenOfScots reviews
When it became clear that he would graduate after all, Sirius Black set about writing a handbook for future troublemakers....a legacy of sorts. And you are one click away from reading it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Sirius B., Fred W. - Complete
The Life and Times of Peter Pettigrew by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
Twenty-Five Things you Never Knew about Peter Pettigrew. Companion Piece to the Life and Times of James Potter, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin. R&R! Complete! Implied LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Peter P., James P. - Complete
Of Secrets and Public Displays of Affection by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Tonks had to suppress a gasp as she watched Remus and Sirius through the keyhole. The rawness and intensity of their kiss was electrifying. It was wild, feral and so bloody beautiful... Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Sirius Guide to the Afterlife by Sparklystuff reviews
Post-DH. A special friend is dispatched to help welcome a certain Auror to life after death. R/T canon-ness. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2009 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
The Three Tests by SilvorMoon reviews
Princess Asuka is to be married soon, but she's determined not to marry just anyone. No one has ever been able to pass her tests, but Earth Wizard Jim "Crocodile" Cook enjoys a good challenge.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Jim C. - Complete
James Potter's Guide to Avoiding Social Faux Pas by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
In which James is a bit curious, Peter is a bit bored, and Remus and Sirius may or may not be shagging like poncy little rabbits behind their backs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
James Potter Must Die by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
In which Sirius Black does not believe in love and throws books at people. Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Elevator by Groundswell reviews
The Marauders meet after they've died... in an Elevator.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/7/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Eloquent to Awkward by enjambament reviews
Somewhere on a beach in Wales, Sirius Black is thinking about the things Remus Lupin does and doesn’t know and what lying has to do with any of them. RLSB slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Remus' Faces by LoquaciousGirl reviews
Sometimes you don't really need words at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
My Immortal: The Horror Finally Ends by taro-sama reviews
My Immortal. The WORST fanfic known to man. Watch as we destory it! WARNING: FEATURES 200KG OF STEAK AND CHARACTER DEATH...But since it's only "Enoby", no one cares.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
The Chronicles of Sirius Black's Kisses by Wuff reviews
Including the last kiss from his mother, the first time he kissed a girl, the first time he kissed a boy, the first time he kissed Remus Lupin ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Let Me Entertain You by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
The Marauder's play dares. Complete with stripping Sirius, singing James, red thongs and back-firing plans... RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Essay by BearwitGlasses20 reviews
Hatsuharu writes a paper on the perspective of cows.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Out Marauded by Darkness Alit reviews
James and Sirius leave class to find a commotion going on--but they didn't cause it! How will they handle being out-marauded?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Damn Flesh Eating Slugs by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
There's something lurking under Sirius' bed... Who does he run to? ... Remus of course! RemusXSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Juicy and Tender and Moist by Huajun Chen reviews
This is what the GX fandom gets for writing so many M-rated fics with the fundamental synopsis of: "The alcoholic Trapper drugs Jesse and rapes him as a sex slave until Jaden rescues him so they can have fanservice spiritshipping lemon buttsex LOL."
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Giese/Trapper, Johan A./Jesse A. - Complete
Just A Way To Say by Higuchimon reviews
It's Ryou's last day at Duel Academia, and Fubuki has a goodbye present that he will never forget.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2007 - [Fubuki T./Atticus R., Zane T./Ryō M.] - Complete
The Marauders Present: How to Annoy a Misogynist by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
The Marauders are pranksters, rogues, and occasionally ne'erdowells. But each of them is a Gryffindor, and with that distinction comes a desire to do the right thing. When injustice looms they see it as their right and, indeed, their duty to step up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Prevention by Crystal Haze reviews
Sirius wants a haircut. And Remus, for some obscure reason, is Not Pleased. Oh, he is Not Pleased at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Twelve Months Of The Year by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. One Shot. SiriusRemus. Remus has had enough. He makes a vow that by the end of the year Sirius will realise he is in love with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Cunnaicomwitcha? by Mahalia Gaunt reviews
Sirius would never admit to anyone that he was adorably ruffled and inarticulate after any period of sleep, whether a full night’s rest or just a few minute’s nap. Mindless puppy fluff. Rated T for distraught puppy cussing. RemusSirus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
That Bloody Picture by Puffy Marshmallow reviews
Order of the Phoenix. Grimmauld Place. Sirius's room. Sirius and Remus. And that stupid picture. It's no wonder they haven't pounced each other yet with that thing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Bed Talk by BelinhaZpears reviews
Putting 5 year old Sirius to sleep is far more complicated for his nanny than whatever you may think...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Uncontrollable Mating by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Remus doesn't mate. He isn't connected to a person for life the wolf doesn't decide his lover for him. And he's indignant when someone asks him about mating. Sirius tries to prove him wrong on Lupercalia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
In a State of Denial by xxanglophilexx reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
7 August 1997 by xxanglophilexx reviews
At the beginnning of 1997, Remus gets a present from Sirius. It brings back many memories of the past, and one specific day. 7 August 1980. Angsty story, happy ending. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. Complete. DH SPOILERS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Gotchaland by Huajun Chen reviews
Because nothing makes as much sense as an entire academia being transported into the middle of a desert.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2007 - T. Saiō/Sartorius, Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
Dora's Little Question by Un Petit Diable reviews
[One Shot] 'Where do babies come from' How are the Marauders going to handle five-year-old Nymphadora's question? [Marauders' Era]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
AYAME SOHMA : Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] You've bought yourself an AYAME SOHMA unit, now read on to find out how to use it, lest a certain snake should slither up your clothes! A fic inspired by Theresa Green.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Ayame S. - Complete
The Poetic Marauders by unp reviews
It started with an awful but earnest love poem James wrote, was followed by a cruel prank and resulted in a cursed Marauder. A humorous short story set in the Marauders' generation, where James, Sirius, Remus, Peter and Snape all try their hand at poetry!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Girls by Luisa Weasley20 reviews
Sirius's boredom leads to a strange conversation and some discoveries between him and Remus. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Le Gasp by Huajun Chen reviews
Edo stumbles across Saiou and has a curious chat with him. Who came up with names like 'Aster' and 'Sartorius' anyway?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Aster/Edo P., T. Saiō/Sartorius, Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
Phantom by Kasigi Omi reviews
A school project has interesting results for the Marauders. Especially Remus and Sirius who seems to refuse to take the assignment seriously. SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
When Bad Spells Get Worse, And Then Better by juxtaposed reviews
A spell goes wrong for Sirius. It goes even worse for Remus. RS SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Why YuGiOh R Is A Bad Place For Mary Sues by SilvorMoon reviews
Yugi must rescue Anzu before she's sacrificed by Yakou Tenma! At least, that's what he was supposed to do, but then the Sues showed up...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,683 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Yami Yūgi - Complete
The Shape of His Hands by Nyx Fixx reviews
Harry accidentally sees Remus and Sirius together during a stay at Grimmauld Place. He must try to sort out his confusion as best he can afterward. - OotP, Some adult ideas, suggested slash, no bad language or sex
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
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In Which Everything is Fairly Miserable reviews
Crow finds himself wandering the streets of Neo Domino with Aki. This can only lead to something strange. Oneshot, onesided Crow/Aki, mentioned Yusei/Aki.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Crow H., Aki I. - Complete
Life's Unanswerable Questions reviews
Curiosity killed the cat. And if Rua's not careful, it'll make him lose his stomach. Rated T just in case.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Rua/Leo - Complete