Fanficition has become my latest obsession and i can't stop reading Mortal Instruments and Darkest Powers fanfics. Thank you to all who read my stories. ALso, thanks to everyone who writes all of the amazing stories on this website!

Books i love

Mortal Instruments

Darkest Powers

Harry Potter

DaVinci Code

To Kill A Mockingbird

As you can see my taste in books is very diverse. I'll read pretty much anything that anyone recommends.

Favorite Quotes

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Friends are there to bail you out of Jail. Best friends are in the cell right next to you saying "That was so much fun!"

They say good things take time. But really great things happen in the blink of an eye

Here are some of the outfits i descibe in my stories:

Clary's Engagement Ring in The Song-- http:///6x6mm-brilliant-with-princess-cubic-zirconia-wedding-ring-set-pi-96302.html?image=0

Clary's Birthday dress in The Song-- http:///content/browse/jsp/item-large-image.jsp?itemKey=300121

Something to think about:

Fanfiction... because it's cheaper than therapy

Copy and paste if...

If you continue to only fall in love with ficitional boys, copy and past this into your profile. (Jace Lightwood, Dean Winchester, Derek Souza, Patch Cipriano, and Daniel Grigori!)

IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS, copy and paste this into your profile.

Proud loser/bookworm/nerd. Yeah. Be jealous.

If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people.

If you love the fact that your eyes are the same color as Derek Souza's.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dress up in black and run around saying "I'm a Shadowhunter" copy and paste this into your profile

If you sometimes recite Gibb's rules from NCIS and use them in your everyday life, copy this into your profile

If you watch Supernatural religiously every Friday night, copy and paste this into your profile

If you still watch Charmed all the time, even though it ended, copy and past this into your profile

Smile Everytime I Read Them...

"A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance novel covers?" -Jace, City of Bones

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.” -Jace, City of Bones

"Usually I'm remarkably good natured. . . Try me on a day that doesn't end in y." -Jace, City of Ashes

Clary wondered if there were any ugly vampires, or maybe any fat ones. Maybe they didn’t make vampires out of ugly people. Or maybe ugly people just didn’t want to live forever. -Clary's Thoughts, City of Bones

"Don't doubt my weasling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope." -Magnus, City of Ashes

"Don’t order any of the faerie food. It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you’re munching a faerie plumb, the next minute you’re running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not that this has ever happened to me." -Jace, City of Bones

"Don’t tell me. You’ve got a drawing emergency. You need a nude model. Well, I’m not in the mood. You could ask Hodge." -Jace, City of Bones

"Here as in your bedroom, or here as in the great, spiritual question of our purpose on this planet?" -Jace, City of Bones

"I am a man and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman and get me some brown" -Jace, City of Glass

"I have a name, you know. Not that that matters, really. In fact, forget all about it." -Magnus, City of Ashes

"I keep thinking about blood. I dream about it. Wake up thinking about it. Pretty soon I’ll be writing morbid emo poetry about it." -Simon, City of Ashes

"I’d say it’s been nice meeting you all, but, in fact, it hasn’t. It’s been quite awkward, and frankly, the next time I see a single one of you will be far too soon." -Magnus, City of Ashes

"I’m not stupid. I can put these things together. You with your rune powers, and Jace, well…no one could be that annoying without some kind of supernatural assistance." -Simon, City of Glass

"Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-crawling powers; we get the Aquatruck." -Clary, City of Ashes

"There’s no need to clarify my finger snap. The implication was clear in the snap itself." -Magnus, City of Ashes

"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies'?" -Ron, Chamber of Secrets

"Poor old Snuffles. He must really like you, Harry… Imagine having to live off rats." -Ron, The Goblet of Fire

"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo." -Fred, The Deathly Hallows

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advices him to wash his hair, the slimeball." -The Marauder's Map, Prisoner of Azkaban

Things about NCIS that everyone in the world should know. If you've never watched the show please just watch one episode and i promise you'll be hooked for life. NCIS = my life! Tuesday nights rock because of this!!

I hate Jeanne. She ruined everything that could have happened between Ziva and Tony! She gave Tony a reason to hate himself and to be self conscious and not feel good enough for Ziva. I still can’t re-watch any episode from season 4 with her in it. I have tried and it only ended in mayhem. So, for now, Jeanne can stay out of the picture! You will always be portrayed as the bad guy in my stories, even though i know it wasn't her fault that Tony fell in love with her. I think the best line she ever said was, "i wish i never met you". that ended things and put things back on the right track.

I hate Michael Rifkin. He ruined the whole team. He made Ziva leave. He gave Tony so much pain. He cause me to freak out watching the season finally of season 7. I can honestly say, i am super happy he is dead! Gone FOREVER!!!

I hate Salem.

I hate Eli David.

I dislike Leon Vance. He is not on my good side just yet. I have a feeling he has something up his sleeve. and it is not another STUPID toothpick.

I think that Anthony DiNozzo is one of the best characters on TV! He is funny, kind, a real pain in the arse sometimes but he is awesome and i wouldn't change him.

I think that Leroy Jethro Gibbs is still hot! The old man still has style! He is very secretive and that only wants me to find out more about him.

I think Timothy McGee is becoming hotter and hotter in each episode! He is our little geek and we love him so much!

I think Donald Mallard is my favorite old person. If every old person was like him, i would work at a nursing home!!!

I think that Jimmy Palmer is just Palmer. You can’t change him and he will always be our little autopsy gremlin!

I think that Abigail Scuto is a fun loving happy person who is not afraid to show emotions. She says exactly what is on her mind and is not afraid to stick up to Gibbs! She is always gonna be his favorite.

I think Ziva David is the best NINJA on TV! She is smart, funny, and has that something that you don’t see every day. She is always a great person to write about.

Twilight is not about Vampires and Werewolves, it will always be the day that Kate died.

A Gibbs-Slap is a form of affection. Somehow.

Caf-Pows are the best thing since sliced bread.

A paper clip is more than just an office tool.

Rules were meant to be broken. And the ones that are, are 12 up on the list, so they weren't that important!!

Coffee is something that can never run out. If it does, well, good luck.

A kiss on the check means more than you think!!

Barking dogs are just a factor in life. They become more real when they are not a sound coming off a phone.

Trust. How could they live without it.

VERY IMPORTANT! DARKEST POWERS=LIFE.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on construction people to tear down buildings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would rather ask Chloe to release a demi-demon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say OH MY DEREK!! (OMD)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: go to Simon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say shut up or i'll get Dr. Davidoff to terminate you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks
DARKEST POWERS: know A LOT better and know to go outside right away when they see/hear a stranger vomiting in the bushes

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: when being chased yell DEREK SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
DARKEST POWERS FANS: know that somewhere Derek is just yelling at Chloe

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would go directly to BUFFALO NEW YORK

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
DARKEST POWERS FANS: MUST have this on there profile

I,MortalInstrumentsObsessed, do solemnly swear to review all fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

(To join the Review Revolution simply copy and paste the above into your profile and then do your bit and review the fics you read. It's only fair.)

Supernatural

You Say Robert Pattenson, I Say Jensen Ackles
You Say Twilight, I Say Supernatural
You Say Vampires, I Say Demon Hunters
You Say Houses, I Say Motels
You Say The Cullens, I Say The Winchesters
You Say Bella, I Say Ruby
You Say Team Jake Or Team Edward, I Say Team Jensen Or Team Jared.
You Say Books, I Say TV
You Say Limos, I Say 67 Cheverlotte Impala
You Say Skirts, I Say Combat Trousers
You Say Heels, I Say Trainers

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Read this recently in the amazing Kurt Vonnegut's book A Man Without A Country and it really spoke to me about the way we're treating the earth (and I'm not even one of those super tree-hugger people):

The crucified planet Earth,

should it find a voice

and a sense of irony,

might now well say

of our abuse of it,

"Forgive them, Father,

They know not what they do."

The irony would be

that we know what

we are doing.

When the last living thing

has died on account of us, how poetical it would be

if Earth could say,

in a voice floating up

prehaps

from the floor

of the Grand Cnayon,

"It is done."

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