Author has written 20 stories for Protector of the Small Quartet, Song of the Lioness, Immortals, Tamora Pierce, Will of the Empress, Trickster series, and Beka Cooper series.
Why hello there!
I'm ev :)
A quick little bit about me...
My name is ev (or practically a permanent nickname). I'm an avid reader, I love to run, and have fun, laugh, and write!
starlightizzy, my awesome friend, is on here too! Check out her profile!
Author: J.K Rowling, Tamora Pierce, Christopher Paolini, John Flanagan, Rick Riordan
Book: ... don't let me choose!
Genre of music: Rock, alternative, punk, some hardcore and metal
Bands: Paramore, Shinedown, Muse, Florence and the Machine, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace
The book I'm reading/book obsession: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon
The music I'm listening to/music obsession: AWOLNATION. :D
If you're a Pierce lover, check out these fansites!
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What I write is purely for entertainment. My fics are for non-profit purposes and they are the sole property of Tamora Pierce or to which author the fic pertains to.
Fun Random Stuff! ...
WHAT IF computer viruses are really made by the anti-virus companies to make money?
WHAT IF there is no Santa Claus and our parents are putting the presents under the tree??
If pro is the opposite of con, than what is the opposite of progress? Congress?
Everything in moderation, including moderation. ~ Oscar Wilde
"You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet." ~ Link in Beautiful Creatures
If someone throws skittles at you and says 'Taste the rainbow', then throw m&ms at them and say 'I'm not afraid.'
If love isn't a game, then why are there so many players?
If it can't be fixed with duct tape, a band-aid, or ice cream, something is seriously wrong.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
If you could read that, put it in your profile :D
This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now)
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Boys are like Slinkies... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs.
Guys are like clowns... a few are cute and funny, but most are just creepy.
A computer beat me at chess, but it couldn't beat me at kick boxing.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth..
Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
There are three kinds of people: Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes." -Frieda Norris
"Nobody is worth your tears. And the one that is won't make you cry"-Unknown
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
The question that always drives me hazy, am I or the others crazy? -Einstein
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not. -author unknown
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. -Enstein
Out of my mind, please leave a message.
A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - that's because she changes it more often.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure. - W.C. Fields
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.
Curiosity killed the cat, and saved the rat. OR Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back. (everyone forgets that end part!)
You know what? Earth sucks, I’m going home.
- Honestly, I'm FINE!
Really? Are people this stupid?
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On American flat iron: "Fastest iron ever" (What did we have a race?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
Ways to freak people out at stops
1. Squish your face against the window and give people the evil eye.
2. Make it seem like something is on the floor dragging you down. Sink down in your seat, dragging your hand down the window, with a look of horror on your face.
3. Hold a sign against the window that says "Hashbrowns 2.00"
4. If there is another person and you are sitting in the backseat, have the other pretend to strangle you as you beg the people driving by to help you.
All of the words in caps are rearranged to the word in caps across from it… very weird.
DORMITORY -- DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN -- BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER -- MOON STARER
DESPERATION -- A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES -- THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH -- HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE -- HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES -- CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY -- IS NO AMITY
ELECTION – RESULTS -- LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS -- ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT -- IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES -- THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO -- TWELVE PLUS ONE
Paradoxes to make your brain flip-flop and twist. (check out my lj for more!)
- These are all from the internet or the book: This Book Does Not Exist by Gary Hayden and Michael Picard. If you guys enjoy these like I do, then check out the book. :)
A male barber shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves. Does he shave himself?
If there is an exception to every rule, then every rule must have at least one exception; the exception to this one being that it has no exception
Is the word "heterological", meaning "not applicable to itself," a heterological word?
What happens when Pinocchio says his nose is going to grow?
Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is impotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? What then is evil?
Let's say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier. Let's also say there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate. What will happen if such a bullet hits such an armor?
If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
This girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead the girl was never born, if she was never born she never killed her grandmother and yet she was born.
What happens if you are in a car going faster than the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?
No cat has eight tails.
A billboard sign on the highway read:
What is better - eternal bliss or a slice of bread?
What is better than eternal bliss? Nothing. But a slice of bread is better than nothing. So a slice of bread is better than eternal bliss.
Is it possible to give what we don't have?
Yes, a greedy man gives his cash with sorrow. However, he doesn't have the cash with sorrow, so he gives what he doesn't have.
Saying that God can do anything, I conclude with this challenge:
Can He build a stone that He cannot lift?