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Author has written 20 stories for Protector of the Small Quartet, Song of the Lioness, Immortals, Tamora Pierce, Will of the Empress, Trickster series, and Beka Cooper series.

Why hello there!

I'm ev :)

A quick little bit about me...

My name is ev (or practically a permanent nickname). I'm an avid reader, I love to run, and have fun, laugh, and write!

starlightizzy, my awesome friend, is on here too! Check out her profile!


Author: J.K Rowling, Tamora Pierce, Christopher Paolini, John Flanagan, Rick Riordan

Book: ... don't let me choose!


Genre of music: Rock, alternative, punk, some hardcore and metal

Bands: Paramore, Shinedown, Muse, Florence and the Machine, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace


The book I'm reading/book obsession: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon

The music I'm listening to/music obsession: AWOLNATION. :D

Other stuff…

If you're a Pierce lover, check out these fansites!

Goldenlake Tamora Pierce Forum

The King's Own: Quality Tamora Pierce Fanfiction

My FictionPress.com Account: Click!


What I write is purely for entertainment. My fics are for non-profit purposes and they are the sole property of Tamora Pierce or to which author the fic pertains to.

Fun Random Stuff! ...

bitter old people are actually nice but they don't want anyone to be sad when they die?

WHAT IF computer viruses are really made by the anti-virus companies to make money?

WHAT IF there is no Santa Claus and our parents are putting the presents under the tree??

If pro is the opposite of con, than what is the opposite of progress? Congress?

Everything in moderation, including moderation. ~ Oscar Wilde

"You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet." ~ Link in Beautiful Creatures

If someone throws skittles at you and says 'Taste the rainbow', then throw m&ms at them and say 'I'm not afraid.'

If love isn't a game, then why are there so many players?

If it can't be fixed with duct tape, a band-aid, or ice cream, something is seriously wrong.


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, put it in your profile :D


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This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now)

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Boys are like Slinkies... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs.

Guys are like clowns... a few are cute and funny, but most are just creepy.

A computer beat me at chess, but it couldn't beat me at kick boxing.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth..

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There are three kinds of people: Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes." -Frieda Norris

"Nobody is worth your tears. And the one that is won't make you cry"-Unknown

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

The question that always drives me hazy, am I or the others crazy? -Einstein

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not. -author unknown

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. -Enstein

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - that's because she changes it more often.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure. - W.C. Fields

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.

Curiosity killed the cat, and saved the rat. OR Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back. (everyone forgets that end part!)

You know what? Earth sucks, I’m going home.

Fed up.

- Honestly, I'm FINE!

Really? Are people this stupid?

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On American flat iron: "Fastest iron ever" (What did we have a race?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

Ways to freak people out at stops

1. Squish your face against the window and give people the evil eye.

2. Make it seem like something is on the floor dragging you down. Sink down in your seat, dragging your hand down the window, with a look of horror on your face.

3. Hold a sign against the window that says "Hashbrowns 2.00"

4. If there is another person and you are sitting in the backseat, have the other pretend to strangle you as you beg the people driving by to help you.


All of the words in caps are rearranged to the word in caps across from it… very weird.
















Paradoxes to make your brain flip-flop and twist. (check out my lj for more!)

- These are all from the internet or the book: This Book Does Not Exist by Gary Hayden and Michael Picard. If you guys enjoy these like I do, then check out the book. :)

A male barber shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves. Does he shave himself?

If there is an exception to every rule, then every rule must have at least one exception; the exception to this one being that it has no exception

Is the word "heterological", meaning "not applicable to itself," a heterological word?

What happens when Pinocchio says his nose is going to grow?

Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?

Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is impotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? What then is evil?

Let's say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier. Let's also say there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate. What will happen if such a bullet hits such an armor?

If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?

This girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead the girl was never born, if she was never born she never killed her grandmother and yet she was born.

What happens if you are in a car going faster than the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?

No cat has eight tails.
Every cat has one tail more than no cat.
Therefore, every cat has nine tails.

A billboard sign on the highway read:
"Illiterate? Call 1-800-555-1212."

What is better - eternal bliss or a slice of bread?

What is better than eternal bliss? Nothing. But a slice of bread is better than nothing. So a slice of bread is better than eternal bliss.

Is it possible to give what we don't have?

Yes, a greedy man gives his cash with sorrow. However, he doesn't have the cash with sorrow, so he gives what he doesn't have.

Saying that God can do anything, I conclude with this challenge:

Can He build a stone that He cannot lift?

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The Truth About Lies by Scarlett Barnes reviews
Tabatha is shocked to find out that her best friend is the new Dragon Rider. But she has secrets of her own; secrets that she doesn't even know about; secrets that Galbatorix wants. Now she has to journey with Eragon to discover the truth about her mother's death. But will the truth destroy her and everything she believes? (COMPLETE)
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 265,907 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 10/14/2009 - [Murtagh, OC] Eragon S., King Galbatorix - Complete
Ranger's Apprentice 100 Themes Challenge by Caramel Cheescake reviews
My response to the 100 Themes Challenge. I can't quite describe it, because it'll be all over the place, but hopefully, it'll make you smile. Or frown, depending on how I dealt with the theme. Rated T for mild cursing. Spoilers for books 7, 8 and 9.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 27,457 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011
The Final Flood by RoMythe reviews
In the book, Will and Evanlyn did make it to Skandia whole. But what if the storm proved too much? What if they didn't make it? Or at least what if one of them doesn't... Rated T because of death of people. Doesn't have to be Will or Evanlyn. Or Erak.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,410 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Will, Cassandra/Evanlyn
Jokes! by Pippa Spark reviews
JOKES! My favourite jokes that I have adapted to various novels by Tamora Pierce. Alanna, Jon, George, Raoul, Daine, Kel, Rosethorn, Sandry, Tris, Briar, Daja... jokes for all! OVER 25,000 HITS! A variety of jokes, a fun read, please R/R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,809 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Circle of Magic, Tortall
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Emelanese Love reviews
Drabbles. Love can be found in many different forms in Emelan.
Will of the Empress - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011
Hidden for a Reason reviews
Tris stood up suddenly, nostrils flared. Time to have a talk with Niko.
Will of the Empress - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
The Greater Good reviews
Achoo looks out for Beka, even if she isn't aware of it
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Rebakah C./Beka
Mystery Man reviews
Roger meets Sandry, Sandry isn't going down without a fight
Crossover - Song of the Lioness & Will of the Empress - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Revenge reviews
Kel got tricked, but who says the Own is getting away with it?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Common Ground reviews
Rosto finds out where Beka's passion lies
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Rebakah C./Beka, Rosto the Piper
Dom made a huge mistake and Kel isn't going to let it pass. Drabble.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Alex is changing and no one can stop it/SLASH/Special thanks to KrisEleven for betaing this!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Not Exactly reviews
Don't mess with the Beka. Drabble. MAY CONTAIN BLOODHOUND SPOILERS
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Rebakah C./Beka - Complete
Or so they Said
Dove dies, Dom is broken. Warning: Character death
Trickster series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Mourning reviews
Kel is mourning for the lives that were lost, and so is Dom. Could this become more than a simple funeral? T for safety - minor swearing
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Keladry, Domitan
Recovering reviews
A couple small ficlets about Tris' healing after Namorn
Will of the Empress - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010
Invitation reviews
Whether you're invited or not, you're welcome.../SLASH
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2010
Concealed reviews
Wyldon's wife Vivenne dies, Kel is there, and what leads after that is for you to read.../ Rated higher for later chapters
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Keladry, Wyldon
Something They Both Lost
Kel's parents die, Dom is there to comfort her
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Wanting reviews
Nawat experiences new feelings when Aly has to leave, one-shot
Trickster series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Complete
Days reviews
Briar/Sandry, super fluffy and small one-shot
Will of the Empress - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010
Steps to Recovery
Anders of Mindelan realizes what he needs to truly heal
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Complete
Myths meet Tortall reviews
Tortallan AU, my spin-offs off of many myths. I put this in Song of the Lioness... but it includes characters from almost all the Tortallan books
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010
Ghostly reviews
Joren back to his lover. I don't know. Something random I thought of, I'm not sure if I'll be expanding on it
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Joren, Keladry