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Author has written 2 stories for Mount&Blade, and Armored Core.

Hey, possible audience. I'm Hydrall, prospective writer of fics for things from Armored Core to Discworld to Young Wizards, although that requires me getting from the 'ideas' phase to the actual writing phase, a step I tend to have trouble with.

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The Discworld Tarot by A.A. Pessimal reviews
NC "DEATH" AT chap. 15! The Tarot Pack is either a neat psychological tool, or it offers genuine portals to the world of The Other, or it's a good way for plausible bluffers like me to earn 20 quid a reading. Or it could be about Discworld characters...NOW WITH MINOR ARCANA! (building slowly but surely.)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 99,755 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 1/29/2011
Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 345 - Words: 698,986 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/12/2006
Andate, Andarta by Rosabell reviews
Post-Dragon Age 2; Hawke and company flee to Vigil's Keep and meet the wise and powerful Warden. Two mighty heroes join forces to stop a war that threatens Thedas. F!Hawke, F!Amell. No slash
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,672 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Amell, Hawke (F), Fenris, Fergus C.
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
Puella Stellae Madoka Magica by Snowflames reviews
In the name of the Immortal Goddess: burn the heretic, kill the mutant, purge the unclean.
Crossover - Warhammer & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 197,642 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 12/16/2011 - The Emperor, Madoka K.
The Civilian Assistant by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Set just after "Thud!" with Vetinari torn between rewarding the Watch for averting war and punishing it for poaching A.E. Pessimal from his Palace staff. The Patrican, a man known for elegant economy, finds a way of doing both - simultaneously.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,554 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009
Dragon Knights: Unending by randomirony reviews
Nadil may have been defeated, but that doesn't mean the story is over. With Rath as Dragon Lord and a whole country to take care of, there are still many adventures to be had and secrets to be uncovered. Multiple pairings, rating may change.
Dragon Knights - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,468 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011
Joining The Dots by Linxcat reviews
"Everyone knew it, and that was all everyone knew. A dot dot dot relationship. One of those. And nobody had been able to join up the dots." - Unseen Academicals. Assorted one-shots and drabbles exploring Lord Vetinari and Lady Margolotta's relationship.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,376 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Vetinari, Lady Margolotta
More Tales from the Black Millenium by Michael Khale reviews
Wherein Blackadder meets Ciaphas Cain. Hilarity ensues.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - C. Cain
Damned Bloody Assassins by CarrieVS reviews
Someone's killing people. Without a license. The Watch are getting nowhere and the Assassins want them off the case. Vimes is at breaking point but something's about to take his mind off his work.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,992 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sam Vimes
Of Confusing Afflictions and Walking Into Walls by julien-schu reviews
In which a pawn is worried over a love-struck idiot of a Master who is not only infatuated with a certain foreign knight, but also keeps walking into walls, people, and the occasional beast.
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Arisen, Main Pawn, Julien - Complete
Of Children and Furry Foundlings by julien-schu reviews
In which Valmiro, Quina and the Arisen are children, and there are kittens.
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Valmiro, Quina, Arisen - Complete
Armored Core NEVER END by Emerald Sonata reviews
All is forsaken. ORCA and Wynne D. Fanchon are defeated. The resources for the Cradles are dwindling. The League’s goal has shifted onto a new path of chaos. Five peculiar Lynxs will band as one to protect their fallen world. ‘Reclaim what was once lost’
Armored Core - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,725 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009
Dragon's Dating Service by Mereo Flere reviews
Leaving Grigori in charge of finding the Arisen's beloved may not have been the greatest idea.
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Arisen - Complete
Exit Interview by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Mrs Whitlow is genuinely sorry to see an employee leave the University in search of a less demanding role elsewhere
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Mrs. Whitlow, Ponder Stibbons - Complete
Cain & Abel: The Hounds of Erebus by Mike Stormm reviews
Commissars Cain and Abel and the rest of the Valhallan 597th venture to the Forge World of Erebus to aid the Adeptus Mechanicus. But nothing is quite what it seems and Erebus turns out to be a world full of secrets and danger...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 91,983 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010
Armored Core Redemption by SilverARyuu reviews
A few years after the Collared Wars, the air is brimming still with tension from the remnants of OCRA and the Collared. A group of young NEXT pilots brave the challenge, but can they stop what the polluted world has in store for them? Read and review!
Armored Core - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,860 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
Whistle and I'll come to thee, boy! by A.A. Pessimal reviews
A cautionary tale in four chapters from the younger days of Mustrum Ridcully and John Hicks. Warning:- Features scenes of sadism, brutality and PE teaching.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Mustrum Ridcully
Side Tracked by randomirony reviews
Rune finally allows Rath and Thatz to take a little detour. Just some fun, light-hearted adventure set around volume one. Enjoy!
Dragon Knights - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Complete
Under Bright Green Skies by Bobinsox reviews
As infants cried out feebly in the arms of their despairing mothers, and the anti-satellite batteries continued their steady charge, Lucien L. Dove took a moment to consider the path his life had taken. I don't own AC. R&R
Armored Core - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010
Of Galas and Ghastliness by Linxcat reviews
Roughly translated, it really meant - "Throw a dinner party. Next Thursday. Invite everyone you enjoy irritating. And Mr De Worde doesn't like prawns."...Organise a gala at the palace for half the nobles on the Disc? Oh hell, thought Moist..
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,011 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Moist von L. - Complete
The Hunt by Rogue Vector reviews
A daemon stalks this icy land. It is time to kill it. Oneshot, for Christmas!
Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
These Small Hours by Linxcat reviews
Lipwig flashed an instinctive smile at the comment and made a noise that was somewhere between a laugh and a cough. Despite himself, concern filled Vimes. What the hell had got the fastest mouth this side of the Disc so tongue-tied?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sam Vimes, Moist von L. - Complete
Of Pencils and Pragmatism by Linxcat reviews
The silence was not awkward, but he was delicately aware that if Adora was planning on saying something to contradict his claims, the moment for it had well and truly passed.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Moist von L., Adora Belle D. - Complete
Of the dreaded and feared Hashishim of Klatch by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Just running with another ball - Terry's throwaway gag about the Hashishim of Klatch - to see where it leads. A quick oneshot
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Complete
Of the Gold Clad Behinds of Patricians by Linxcat reviews
Moist had never addressed a crowd this big before. He'd never been in a position of such authority without the oddly reassuring notion that if he made a total prat of himself and messed everything up, Vetinari would just hang him. Again.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Moist von L. - Complete
The Little Horses by HeartFout reviews
Tzeentch and the Deceiver play one of the most complex games ever created. But when a new player enters, have they met their match? CRACKFIC.
Crossover - Discworld & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2010
As Events Dictate by Ololon reviews
In the aftermath of a fire at the Patrician's Palace, Vetinari is feared dead, and Drumknott gets a most unusual job offer...but all is not quite as it seems.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,429 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Drumknott, Death - Complete
Caput Draconum by larabrambleofbywater reviews
Carrot has an unusual dream. Good thing Commander Vimes is there to bring him back to earth...err, Disc.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Carrot
Theology by duchess-susan reviews
Vimes, Carrot, Reg, Dorfl and Visit discuss religion and Dibbler sausages. One-shot.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Dorfl - Complete
Small medium, large headache by A.A. Pessimal reviews
An idea that span out of "Rincewind and the Redskins". To a psychic medium, attracting a Red Indian spirit guide is like getting David Beckham to play for your pub team. But sage, wise and kindly? You can get the wrong sort of Indian... stars Mrs Cake.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Murder Most 'Orrible by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Domestic Science at the Assassins' School, where whether you add almond essence is truly a life-or-death choice. Joan the teacher confiscates a copy of the "Tanty Bugle". And her past comes up to meet her... cover picture is the killer florist as I see her. To the life.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,324 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Maximum Power! by Obssesed Nuker reviews
The Hero of the Imperium meets a Commissar who goes by the nickname 'The White Devil' by the troops she inspires. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Warhammer & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/11/2009
Bane Of Cain: A Ciaphas Cain Story by The Naked Pen reviews
While clearing a town of Chaos cultists, Cain is abducted by an insane Inquisitor and forced to help him fight a daemon of Khorne. Will this be the end for the Hero of the Imperium, or will luck and cowardice find a way?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,470 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
Emperor's Ward: A Ciaphas Cain Story by The Naked Pen reviews
With Commissar Ciaphas Cain lounging around in a luxurious hospital with a broken leg, he finally seems to be out of danger. But when a Chaos shuttle rams the building and cultists swarm the corridors, a Commissar's gotta do what a Commissar's gotta do.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Complete
The Incompetent Matchmakers by Shtuff reviews
The entire mess started with a brilliant idea. At least, according to Lieutenant Jean Havoc it was brilliant. Sergeant Major Kain Fuery begged to differ. -Royai-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
War of the Rock by Norsehound reviews
Even Harvesters can go to war... One-shot Set during Homeworld 2, response to a challenge at the Relicnews forums.
Homeworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Anomaly by Dark Magician Girl Aeris reviews
When Mewtwo erased his memory from the minds of Team Rocket, he overlooked the computers they used in studying him. Now a second member of the race has been created by even more unorthodox means than the first. And boy, is she mad!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 193,978 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Mewtwo
Journal of a Mirage MT Pilot by Twisted Fun Stuff Guy reviews
NOT BASED ON ACTUAL GAME EVENTS. A former MT pilot for Mirage puts up his journal for all to see.
Armored Core - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
Grand Vendetta by Verok reviews
Lu Xun is sent to Shu to arrange a marriage between SSX and Liu Bei. Things get complicated when Zhou Yu tries to assassinate Liu Bei, forcing Lu Xun to choose between duty to country and personal honor. *NEW CHAPTER*
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,734 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/26/2003
Which Side of the Line by Frogstaff reviews
Companion piece to 'Zero,' this is who they were providing the distraction for, and it reflects my feelings about venturing into the abandoned Layered at the conclusion of 'Silent Line.'
Armored Core - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Onions by Just 2 Dream of You reviews
One-shot: Yukina finds out that Hiei is her brother in an unlikely way. Now that she knows she plans to get him back by making him chop onions?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Hiei, Yukina - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
I've Decided by Murakami Sheep reviews
Mullin Shetland has had little luck with women, but that's changing. He's met Dunya, a girl from Disith. However, even as his relationship with Dunya begins to flower, he is haunted by memories of childhood pain and recent wounds.
Last Exile - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Zero by Frogstaff reviews
My entry in the March Writing Challenge at www.armoredcoreonline.com. The theme was impossible odds, and the title is our erstwhile hero's chance for success. Step in the world of Silent Line, and enjoy the carnage.
Armored Core - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2004
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Normal Life reviews
In the nearly forgotten backwater Arteria Langes, pilots and soldiers go about their lives in service of the League. To them, NEXTs and Arms Forts are a rarity, an impressive event almost never witnessed. But ORCA is coming...
Armored Core - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011
Run 'Em Ragged reviews
A group of mountain bandits are pursued by a slow but unshakeable band of mercenaries. A oneshot.
Mount&Blade - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete