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Joined 08-08-02, id: 249001, Profile Updated: 09-16-14
Author has written 14 stories for Powerpuff Girls, Invader Zim, Harry Potter, and Keys to the Kingdom.

I admit I prefer writing original fiction. But I come back here when I'm out of ideas, or when I feel like indulging in certain fandoms again. Which can be pretty comforting actually.

Anyway thank you all for reading. Have a sandvich.


In a nutshell...

Major fandoms and influences (OTPs in brackets):
– Harry Potter (DMHG)
– Shaman King
– The Powerpuff Girls (ButterButch)
– Invader ZIM
– Team Fortress 2 (helmets)


On Emerald Evanescence:

The first version of this fanfic was written and uploaded way back in 2002/03, when I first started out here on FF.net. At that time I thought it was one of my BEST. WORKS. EVAR!!!1 But when I looked at it again recently I realised it was nothing but crap because of my lousy writing style and all the unnecessary angst going on in the story. So I decided to give it an overhaul in an attempt to redeem myself somewhat. (Ahem.)

This new version you're reading here won't be perfect either, but I can safely say that it's a HUGE improvement from before. I'm rewriting it to give it the justice I think it deserves, to challenge my oneshot-loving self to write something long and detailed for once, and as thanks to those who have read it before. I don't know how long I'll take to finish the entire story, but I definitely will. Expect an update every couple of months or so. Maybe.

(Edit: RL commitments mean I can't update this fic as often as I would have liked. :/ Apologies in advance, and I thank you all for your patience.)

Any significant changes between the old and new versions will be added here below whenever they appear:
– Chapter 1: Buttercup is the 'middle child', although canonically the three girls are of the same age. For some reason I used to assume she was the youngest simply because the Narrator always announces her name last in the TV series.
– Chapter 3: The dowsing scene originally took place in Buttercup’s room, but I ditched that because it was getting repetitive. The new basement location also gave me an excuse to hint of some backstory — though now I wish I’d been less obvious about it.
– Chapter 3: This chapter was initially twice as angsty (and unbearable). I changed a huge part of it to something bordering on hysteria, this time in the hope of eventually explaining why Buttercup did what she did in the previous chapters.


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Villain's Veil by DemonFox38 reviews
Some random drops you don't want to get. Ever. But when given the evidence, what will the Demoman do?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Demoman, Soldier - Complete
Memories by Hiyume reviews
Autobalance is a strange thing... they'd always feared it would screw up. But not like this. SniperxScout. Rated mostly for language. -Complete-
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Sniper, Scout - Complete
The Secret Santa by art1st4786 reviews
Upon being snowed in at the RED base at Coldfront with no way to go home to their families for Christmas, a certain member of RED decides to bring Christmas to his teammates on Christmas Eve. Rated for mild language. Contains fluff.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Soldier, Scout - Complete
Mail by dear cecil reviews
Scout is always the one to bring the mail bag to the kitchen.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Scout
Playing Catch by Meg The Maggot reviews
Written for my little brother. Platonic Scout and Engineer friendship. Enjoy!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Scout, Engineer - Complete
Memories by YouStarteldTheSister reviews
Medic misses what he had to leave behind, and Heavy knows the perfect time to give it back to him.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Medic, Heavy - Complete
Happy Dust by Jay2645 reviews
I was let out of the funny farm to make people wearing the other color happy with my happy dust. They dance and sing and then they fall asleep from exhaustion. I'm being paid to make people happy. I'm so happy they let me out of the funny farm.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Pyro
Tripping by Gawd Complex reviews
This is why some people should not be allowed near impound lots during the zombie apocalypse.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Ellis - Complete
Clowns and Garden Gnomes by Shareq reviews
Nick faces off against his mortal enemy in this epic tale of bravery and rubber shoes. Gnome Chompski makes an appearance, much to everyone except Nick's delight.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Mother Knows Best by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
The BLU Scout talks to his mother about a certain set of photographs. Scout's Mom/RED Spy, some humor. T for implications and some language.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Scout - Complete
Deliverance by AlienZombies reviews
Escape is only the first step. Physical recovery is a simple matter - it is healing the heart that takes time. NICKxELLIS
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Monster by Applecup reviews
What kind of Monster could shoot a surrendering Medic?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Medic - Complete
Not the Will's Way by LeDiz reviews
It doesn't really make sense for a Rightful Heir to not want to be a Rightful Heir, and try to be anyway, Suzy thinks, and Noon's not being too helpful on explaining why it does. Plotless but not altogether pointless.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Enough by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The fact that he had a question wasn't surprising... when didn't Ptolemy have a question? No, it was the question itself that shocked Bartimaeus to his essence filled core: Rekhyt, do djinn feel love? [BartimaeusxPtolemy. For Lessa.]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Hold On by acetamide reviews
Matt feels the water pressing in, and holds on. RG
Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 2,905 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why You Cannot Trust Bartimaeus Shopping by ValkyrieRavenfeather reviews
Nathaniel recieves a mysterious letter from his favorite shopping area. Is Bartimaeus at fault? Most certainly! Rated T due to very minor sexual references. I could probably get by with lower.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
The Law of Mistletoe by Eleene reviews
KttK. Turnabout is fair play. Takes place after Arthur wins the House. Fluffy, holiday fun.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
For Being You by Miss Pookamonga reviews
Just a cute little scene between Suzy and Arthur. It doesn't really fit anywhere in the time frame of the books...it's just sort of random. But please R&R!
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2006 - [Arthur, Suzy] - Complete
The Tears of Never by Nallasariel the Weeper reviews
Artemis is not a normal child: it is safe to assume his nightmares will not be normal either. Repost, oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Aponoia by a thousand winds reviews
Castor is mortal, but Pollux will not accept being parted forever.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Complete
You Only Live Twice by thejennamonster reviews
EPILOGUE ADDED! COMPLETE! After an accident that puts Dib in a coma, he must prove that his soul is worthy of reinstatement. Wow, I'm bad at summaries...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,808 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
The Stand by The Freaky Butt Mate reviews
Deep in a cold and dreary town, even heroes cower under the dark reign of creatures too terrifying to even name... the Fangirls... [Includes Harry Potter, Darren Shan, Artemis Fowl, FMA, Kingdom Hearts and LoTR]
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2005
Fly on the Wall by chidogs reviews
Beast Boy admitted being a fly on the wall in Raven's room when she was learning from Malchior. What exactly did Beast Boy see and hear? But more important, how did he feel about it? One shot that takes place during Spellbound.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Beast Boy - Complete
The Paper Rose by Red Moon Kree reviews
Burning a paper rose should be just as easy as throwing away the memory of Malchior, but Raven can't let go without some answers. Will she gain the ability to finally forget him or find something else? MalchiorRaven COMPLETED
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,565 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Raven, Malchior - Complete
Bare Grace Misery by Shadoweyes1 reviews
What if Malchior really had been the wizard? But what if the dragon Rorek had possessed him before he could make final contact with Raven? What would Raven say if she knew this? A RavenMalchior Fic.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Raven, Malchior
Of Magic and Mayhem by Nallasariel the Weeper reviews
AF x HP In which War is declared between Wizards and Fairies, Artemis Fowl manipulates, Juliet is 'Fwoopered', Hermione is righteous, Holly can't plan, McGonagall is melodramatic, Dorian Grey is in love with Lenore, and Butler is seiged by Paparazzi.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,656 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Artemis F., Butler
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2649 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Monday's Name Game by Cabbitshivers reviews
KEYS - NoonxArthur - In the midst of being tickled, Arthur attempts to find out what Noon's name was before he was called 'Monday's Dusk'.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2004
Idiot Savant by Nyghtvision reviews
Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2004
Examinations by ldee417 reviews
Life is full of tests. There’s nothing that says they can’t be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Library by She's a Star reviews
Viktor Krum braves yet another day at the library, trying to tune out the giggling fangirls what's up with that Bulgaria scarf, anyway? as he musters up the courage to ask Hermione Granger to the Yule Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Hermione G., Viktor K.
Walking In the Light by Raina1 reviews
After Dib's untimely death, Zim and Gaz struggle with trying to go on with their lives. As the years pass, they come to discover fate is not always out of one's control and sometimes there is such a thing as a second chance.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,585 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/10/2002 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Kompeitou Sky by Mandarin Huntress reviews
A one-shot labor of love, which—while starting as a self-respecting, plot-oriented, reflective piece—inevitably ends as a Chihiro/Haku sap-fest. That's not such a bad thing, though.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Complete
How many Hufflepuffs ... by Amberdulen reviews
... does it take to light up a wand? Learn that and more in this collection of (slightly lame) one-liners; then add your own since you're probably much funnier than me. *Eighth installation now up!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,929 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2002 - Published: 2/15/2002
It Slips Away by Jibaku-Chan reviews
(rated for autopsy scene) A dreary little songclip in which Dib's fondest wish finally comes true-and he realizes it wasnt what he wished for at all. Probaly disturbing to some people. To "Butterfly" by Weezer.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2001
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Emerald Evanescence reviews
Repost. Some glories are long past. Some people are best forgotten. And some gifts are never meant to be used, for they hold enough power to destroy the world — and the very ones who brought them to life. ButterButch, angst, graphic violence. Chapter 3.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,087 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Buttercup, Butch
Carnation reviews
So it was that the New Architect created the new Universe, beginning with what used to be the Elysium. And inside there, on one particular garden bed, grows a small memory of his long-gone past. A post-Sunday short.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2010 - The Architect, Arthur - Complete
Under the Highest Sky reviews
The Architect's plan remains even in the wake of a forgotten battle in the Incomparable Gardens. And in the one place that started it all, there is now only silence, sorrow, and a black umbrella that vanishes soon as it comes.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Leaf, Arthur - Complete
Narcissus Incarnate reviews
I am the eternal god of lavishness, the epitome of perfection afore the silver mirror. I know you like the way I look. Of course you do. Everybody does. A short poem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Minutes of Timeless Past reviews
Death is but a stopped watch, a momentary loss, an everlasting darkness. As his Time ends he returns to Nothing, yet lives on in eternal memory. NoonArthur implied.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Arthur, Sunday - Complete
Repercussions reviews
Arthur is frustrated because of both his mission and the ongoing conflicts in the House. Noon tries to calm him down, but gets a little something in return instead. How sweetly embarrassing. NoonArthur implied.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Arthur - Complete
Autopsy reviews
A variation of the autopsy drawing scene from the episode 'Dark Harvest'. Dib fantasises about cutting Zim up and exposing him. Rated for, er, 'graphic violence'. Includes heavily modified lyrics to the song 'Toxic' by Britney Spears.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Underworld II: PSX reviews
Ditching her GS2 for a new 'mission' coded PSX, Gaz decides to stop Dib from pestering her for good — by proving the Irken's identity herself.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Gaz, Dib - Complete
Beyond Your Smile reviews
It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside. Or is it? A little Draco contemplative.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Draco M. - Complete
Dashed reviews
It is Fathers' Day, and for once Gaz is forced to waste the day without Professor Membrane. A somewhat melancholy fic.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Gaz, Prof. Membrane - Complete
The Souls Within reviews
In the cold of winter Bubbles discovers the heartwarming bond between a brother and sister, reminding her of hope amidst a world of evil. Includes secondary OCs.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Bubbles - Complete
The Tuxedo reviews
It's a tuxedo! It's a spiffy, kickass tuxedo! And Butch is going to have to wear it on a... date. With Buttercup, no less. Oh, the horrors! Can Butch ever look at a tuxedo the same way again? ButterButch madness!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2003 - Published: 10/9/2002 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
Aurora Borealis reviews
A blue tale, in more ways than one. Rated for suicidal references.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2002 - Bubbles, Boomer - Complete
Bad Hair Days : Gone With the Wind reviews
Yes, Buttercup finally faces the unavoidable problem for girls — hair trouble!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2002 - Buttercup, Mojo Jojo - Complete