April Mayz
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Author has written 7 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Ranger's Apprentice.

Hey everyone! It's April!

I absolutely LOVE the Percy Jackson series (especially Percy.) I also love to role play about Percy. I am in our school's concert band and I play flute and piccolo.

(Warning! Spoilers! If you haven't read past the first book stop reading NOW!!!) I know everyone loves Percy because he's the main characters, but I have reasons for liking Percy. First of all, he is brave. Even though he had no idea what he was doing in The Lightning Thief he still fought off the Kindly ones and the Minotaur to save his mom and Grover's lives. Percy also is a great leader. In The Last Olympianhe led Camp Half-Blood to victory against Kronos. (Spoiler) Also he cares about his family and friends, which is his weakness. Also in The Last Olympianwhen Annabeth got hurt he freaked out. I like the Percabeth thing too. I really like little romances like that for some reason. The last reason is because he is extremely cute!!!!

Favorite Book Series: Percy Jackson & the Olympians, Penderwicks

Favorite TV Shows: Wipeout, The Office :D

Favorite Movie: Chronicles of Narnia (Both of them and I am going to drag my friends to see the next one with me.)

Favorite Color: Turquoise

Favorite Song: Move Along (It’s my Percy Song)

I live: At Camp Half-Blood (Duh)

Hobbies: Computer, playing the flute, writing my FanFics (more to come), writing musi

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The New Ace of Spies


Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor






MindBender 10

April Mayz

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because...?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On a sunflower seed packet: "This is not a peanut product." (I always thought peanuts came from sunflowers until now,of course.)

...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink
...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke
...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter
...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8
...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches
...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering


1) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
2) You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
3) You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
4) You know which pages the good parts are on. (Neon blue sticky notes, for Poseidon of course!)
5) You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
6) You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
7) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
8) You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon, yeah)
9) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
10) You have a plan to get out of school early on October 12 so you can buy The Last Hero, read it, and still have time to do your homework.(And then have time to finish it that day.)
11) You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.(totally!)
12) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. (I take notes...)
13) You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
14) You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
15) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Sadly yes)
16) You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (And I made the cookies! They taste better blue...)

17) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
18) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJATO?”
19) On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
20) You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
21) You dream about PJO every night. (Yes)
22) You curse a god/goddess a lot

23) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room (More than one and three tee shitrs! And a mirrior I made of the Last Olympian Cover!)
24) You know PJO better then most sane people (I can quote)
25) You have links to every great PJO site (Fan sites included)
26) You add things to the list every day (Or week, or minute)
27) You know what you would do if you were Percy.
28) You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

29) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
30) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(totally)
31) For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood(wanted to do that)
32) Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'(sooooo did that)
33) You are trying to learn Greek!
34) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (All summer)

35) Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
36) You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes
37) You have an instant crush on Percy. (I luvz you Percy!!!)
38) You just have to research more about greek mythology.
39) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT
40) You yell at Percy for being such an idiot some times.

41) You are always thinking of PJO

42) You carry a ball point pen around with you everywhere.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. (Ann..:D)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (It's the ADHD...)

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. (But I don't remember...)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (PJATO)

(Uh... Um... Uh... Oh Yeah!) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. (Yeah! Nerdfighters!)

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile. (HungerGamesHungerGamesHungerGames... If they mess it up... grrrr...)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill

If your wondering why I'm wasting my time on my profile instead of writing stories Copy and Paste this to your Profile.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. This so true. TRUE!

92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decides breathing wasn't cool. I am one of the 8% that would be laughing hysterically in the background.

90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six story building. Post this on your page if you would be one of the 10 of people who would be yelling "Jump, Jump!"

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. (And give myself a concussion... true...)

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way. when you criticize them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. (Uh... Who hasn't?)

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you suck at video games copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile. (For protection?...)

If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile! (Too many... I'm a murderer)

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Or Else!)

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.

If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Man that was fun!"

Why is rap so named? Becasue the'c' fell off at the printer.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? (*Stop it. Is* not funny!)

How is it possible to have a civil war? (haha. Opposite redundancy... I get it...)

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... (Or nailing butter to a tree, or tried dribbling a football)

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Music is like candy, throw away the rappers!

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Ann's English Journal by GoddessOfBassoons reviews
Sequel to "Nico's Summer Diary." ;D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Nico A.
Dear, Poseidon by DiamondintheDark reviews
Sally Jackson has always loved Poseidon. Even when they parted, even when she gave birth to Percy, even when she married Gabe. She's never lost touch of Poseidon, either. Read her letters to the sea god about life, work, Percy, and her love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,531 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Sally J., Poseidon
Family by imaginethatt reviews
Before Camp, before the war, and before Percy, there was a time when a band of three runaways stuck together. Luke, Annabeth, and Thalia knew that they would be a family forever. One-shot of one of their many times together.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2010
Dancer Alone by Skadi 2. Marchking reviews
There is power in dance. And she knows just how savage that power is. #Thalia one-shot#
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Thalia G. - Complete
Becoming Mute by GoddessOfBassoons reviews
So, how'd Rico become mute, or close to it anyway? Suggestions and reviews appretiated. NOW EDITIED...sorta.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Rico - Complete
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Peril Across The Sea reviews
Will is sent across the ocean to help a small village with a "small" problem. When he gets injured fighting the Temujai some old friends come in to help rid the Shiriki of the pest that the Temujai are.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Will, Alyss
Nico's Summer Diary reviews
Percy, Annabeth, and Nico go on "vacation" in Starbuck, Washington. Story told from Nico's view.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,708 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Godly Poetry reviews
A poem for each of the Greek Gods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Poseidon, Zeus
DemiSquad! reviews
In which the 'DemiSquad', an anti-monster group of young demigods forms and fights to rid the world USA of EVIL!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Leo Valdez's 100 Things to do When Bored in Math reviews
Leo brainstorms 100 things to do when you're bored in math.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Leo V.
Percy's Fishtale reviews
Percy gets a Fish Tank for his fifth birthday. The story of his fish. NOT a one shot. WARNING: Has the potential to be sad.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
On The Beach reviews
ONE SHOT! A poem about a demigod waiting on the beach for her dad.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Poseidon - Complete