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Joined 08-11-10, id: 2490363, Profile Updated: 05-03-12
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Japanese Mythology.

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STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand (So me! XD)

Hey fanfic lovers! I'm Himikai Mizorashi. I hope you like my stories cuz I'm kinda an amateur at it. and I like to have my profile ridiculously long so if you want to read it, you'll need at least half an hour.

(I'm really sorry but Akatsuki Puppies will be temporarily discontinued. I don't have enough time to keep writing and post it before a month had passed. Anyway, I hope to have this started up again somewhere in January. Thanks for reading!)

Names I go by/OCs: Himikai Mizorashi (Himi), Mizuyuki Kirahano(Mizu), Kiki, Arabella, Ayame Tsukimori
Favorite anime/manga: Bleach, Durarara!!, Naruto Shippuden, Kuroshitsuji (I/II), Ao no Exorcist, Beauty Pop, Beyblade Metal Fusion, No.6, Junjou Romantica, Loveless (Also Vocaloids)
Appearance (Naruto): Fangs, Claws Clothes: Black fingerless gloves with purple wolves, black T-shirt, black Capri’s, purple hoodie, headband around my neck.
(Naruto Shippuden) Clothes: Purple long sleeve shirt, black sleeveless hoodie that stops at my bellybutton, black pants, headband still around my neck
Eyes: Black
Hair: Black, bangs in front

Deviantart user: kibaAkamaru1
Youtube user: AkatsukiHimikai12

~ 2 of the BEST fanfics I've ever read are: Kitty Kurse by AbbyLovesDeidara (a story where the Akatsuki are turned into cats and put in our world) and A Simple Question by ClockRepair (a story where Itachi has to try and answer his little brother's questions without getting in trouble) Both of them are so awesome!~

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Yuga Xyunagi, REfreak, Sharingangirl001, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, SASU-SAKU4everandalways, shadowxblossomx,blueberry08, Micah Sakura, OnyxSand, AkatsukiHimikai

If you support the theory that Madara poisoned Itachi, copy and paste.

If you want Uchiha Madara to burn for what he did, copy and paste.

If you think F.E.A.R. stands for Fuck Everything And Run, post this on your profile!

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile..
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile

"You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!" - Naruto Abridged 4

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who are your favorite Naruto characters?

Sasori, Kiba and Akamaru, Itachi, Deidara, Hidan, Pein, Temari.

2. What is your favorite pairing?

NaruHina, ShikaTema, PeinKonan

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan?

Yaoi, and (I guess) hentai

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Minor attempt at Itachi once for the Anime Central con in 2011

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Uh, Naruto Ultimate Ninja 3, Uzumaki Chronicles 2, Ninja Destiny 1, Path of the Ninja 2, Ninja Council 3, Ultimate Ninja Storm, Ultimate Ninja Storm 2, 1 Hidden Leaf headband, 1 Anti-Hidden Leaf headband, 6 mangas, 11 posters, 1 Akatsuki school messenger bag, 1 pair of Leaf earrings, 1 silver Sasori necklace(Sasori's symbol), 1 Sasori cosplay ring, 1 Naruto Trading card collector's tin(inclucing Fangs of the Snake, Will of Fire, Broken Promises, and two nameless packs), 1 Path of Pain trading card pack, 1 cosplay Akatsuki cloak, 1 pair of ninja shoes (my cat ate them ._.), several ninja cosplay accessories .

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Either Sasori or Kiba. I’d prefer Sasori.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina. Otherwise all that fainting would have been wasted.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuNaru. I love yaoi and I hate Sakura more.

9. Which team is your favorite?

Sand Siblings.

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

No. Tobi is Madara (too far in the series)

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Let's see, same hair, same eyes, same freaking smile! You either have to be blind or be dumber than a post not to see! (already too far in series)

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Sasori. (Itachi is in second place though.)

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Kinda both. I still feel sorry for him though, he’s only the way he is cuz of the Leaf but then he went and killed Itachi! TT

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

No. I've pretty much abandoned the anime and am now catching up in the manga

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Not yet, but I'm less that 15 chapters behind

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Yes. Either that or he’s on crack.

17. Sub or dub?

Sub. They messed up too many things! (Deidara's grunt, it's Sasori DANNA, not Sasori 'my man'. It sounds wrong. O.o, ect.)

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

ANTI! That pink-haired brat killed Sasori! T_T (Plus she’s still obsessed with Sasuke after all he’s done)

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

ANNOYING! His character is confusing now that he's not Tobi or Madara.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Not anymore.

21. Guy = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Since when was Guy-sensei ever sexy!? O_o

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Deidara and Itachi

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Awesome in an weird way.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Hidan being random like Tobi

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

HECK YEAH!!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yup yup.

27. Do you like lemons?

YES!! ^///^

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

My Dad does but my mom can’t even pronounce Naruto.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Omfg, i almost lost my loyalty to naruto. it's funny as hell but they point out so many things that it makes
naruto seem like the dumbest show in the universe. (my favorite is episodes 4 and 9)

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Nope.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Sadly, no, but I'm working on it!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Yeah... they think I traced it. (Which I so did not!)

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

No.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Yes. Made them better.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Nope. (I was broke to begin with. -.-)

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Kinda, just to see how perverted.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Again, too far in the series. No.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

I have . . . 37 fanarts.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

No, who’s still sexy with hands growing from his back? Besides, he’s kawaii, not sexy.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Many. Himikai Mizorashi, Mizuyuki Kirenagi, Amaya Tenshorii, Akira Akuboshi, Hanabi Oshimori, Akito Tenshorii, Youkai Kirenagi, Natsura, and some more that I don't feel like listing.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Pretty much. FOREVER THE LIFE OF A NARUTARD! XD

Favorite Quotes:

"You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'" -Shairo of the Jashinist (Bri Nara)

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's freakin' hilarious.

You say I'm mean. But one question; when was I ever nice?

I don't suffer from iNSaNiTY, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

What will happen eventually...

A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM!

Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room. "What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"

"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.

"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.

"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.

"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"

There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.

"GET HIM!!"

Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, shadow of the abyss, Narora, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, AkatsukiHimikai

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, AkatsukiHimikai

旦那 It means danna. The thing that Deidara calls Sasori. Translate the kanji, and laugh at the other meaning.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

You say BABY PINK I say BLOOD RED!
You say HANNAH MONTANA I say THREE DAYS GRACE!
You say ZAC EFRON I say NARUTO!
You say RAP I say HELL YEAH!
You say I'M WEIRD I say YES I AM!
Yeah, I’m one of the 92% of teenagers who still love rap. (when it’s done right)

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after they rip off their cloaks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (Duh, Naruto!)

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "Troublesome" or "Believe it!" or "Foolish little brother" or copy Deidara's grunt, un.

If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. I don't even study! O.o No wonder I forget!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. "This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing, not knowing what it was, then they kept on singing it forever just because..." -_-

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

i DoN'T SuFFeR FRoM iNSaNiTY... i eNJoY eVeRY MiNuTe oF iT. iF You aRE iNSaNe (aND LoVe VoCaLoiDS) aND eNJoYiNG eVeRY SeCoND, aND PRouD oF iT, CoPY THiS aND PaSTe iT iNTo YouR PRoFiLe!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, cartoons, random songs...

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. What?! It was cheating!! O.o

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. My Inner won't shut up. -_-

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.


5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .! (I completely fell for every one by accident)

5 Truths of life:

1. You can kiss your elbow

2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again

3. You think you're so smart

4. The fact is that that is a lie

5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino,Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick,Celyna EverD,Eidolon Twilight Princess, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress, SharinganwarriorTribute, sasukerules.org, Gaara-Ino4ever, Twy, XxUltimateXGaaraXFangirlxX, SkywardShadow, ShadowWolf315,SSAHC,Koki-chan, Sand-Blossom, Gaaras1Girl, Lazy'girl-chan, Kiddy-Cookie-Chan, XxXdeidara lverXxX, Bri Nara, AkatsukiHimikai

You Know You're Addicted to Naruto When (bold = the things I do):

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU. (I am SO doing that when I graduate! XD)

2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.

3) You can spout a random character quote on command. ("What a drag..." "Foolish little brother." "...un.")

4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.

5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.

6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"

7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.

8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.

9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.

10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (Parents wouldn't let me, in video games however, my dogs are either Kiba or Akamaru.)

11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. (Shika made me do it!)

12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee. (I say Rasen-Shuriken)

13) You try to kill your brother everyday

14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball. (I wanna try! T_T)

15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"

16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.

18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.

20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.

21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball. (I mutter it. People next to me look at me like WTH?)

22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.

23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei." (My teachers would get mad)

24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. (I got so many WTF stares. X3)

25) You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack. (My pocket)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile (It wasn't on purpose! Honest! T_T My teacher was playing yoga music)

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

These are actually on the labels.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On an American Flag:
Made in China
(Must I say anything?)

At Funplex:
Paintless Paintball
(So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place:
Adult Movies
. . . seriously?

In a Parking Lot:
Do not park in the parking lot.
(That's okay, the streets are empty.)

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock.
Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds.
When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say,
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

If you enjoy those copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's funny as hell when i kick their ass, though)

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile. ((Walking down memory lane) (Slap) WHY DID I DO THAT?! T_T)

If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, Isabella Maria Swan, Lady Lily of Darkness, NeverEverLand Girl,YoU aRe GoNnA hAvE tOo GuEsS, Bri Nara, AkatsukiHimikai

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've read a fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Huh, a lot of people haven't read fanfiction.)

If you've searched google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. (I promise, I WILL NOT DIE UNTIL I KNOW WHAT THE ENDING IS!!!)

20 QUESTIONS WITH THE AKATSUKI:

1. Who is your favourite character?

Sasori and Hidan

2.What do you think of the whole Madara being Tobi-thing?

Sad but true. I prefer Tobi.

3. Who would you be team-up with?

I could get along with any of the teams but I’d prefer Sasori and Deidara.

4. If you could have any abilities what would they be?

Element control and shape-shift into a demon wolf.

5. If Madara came up to you and asked you "Wanna' go somewhere private and have some 'fun'?" how would you react?

Call him a pedophile. (Eye twitch.)

6. Hidan comes in your room and starts ranting on about how Kakuzu pisses him off then begs you to convert to Jashinism, how do you react?

Try to make him forget about the Jashinism thing by telling him ways to piss Kakuzu off.

7. Zetsu is standing in the corner of the living room, and he shows you a rose, he asks what you think of it, how do you react?

Say "Pretty rose, Zetsu." Think, ‘Is that his knew girlfriend?’

8. Itachi is sitting in the kitchen, drinking tea, however, when you come into the kitchen to grab a drink, he starts smiling at you. Thinking you have something on your face you almost run from the room, only to be stopped by Itachi. He asks if he can brush your hair, because he admires how soft and long it is, how do you react?

Blink in total surprise and confusion but let him. Then when he's done, think it's a sign of the apocalypse.

9. Kakuzu has been quiet for a week, and one day when you're alone he walks up to you and asks you if you have any spare change and if you'd like to go food shopping, how do you react?

Umm, ok, I don't have any change and I'll go shopping. But if he tries anything, I burn his money.

10. Once upon a time before you 'joined' Akatsuki, you were good friends with Naruto, he'd been tracking you for years-almost as much as he does with Sasuke. When he finally finds you and begs you to come back to the village with him, how do you react?

Tell him i left to spy on Akatsuki, go with him, but I’m really there to spy on the Leaf. When i gather useful info, i go back to the Akatsuki. (I’m more loyal to Akatsuki)

11. Upon stumbling into Ino and Sakura bitch-fighting about how pretty they are and who's-more-skilled-than-who, what do you do?

Step in, kick both their butts then say I'm the more skilled.

12. Who's art is better? Deidara's or Sasori's?

Neither. Deidara’s is too short and Sasori’s is too long. There needs to be a balance.

13. You tell them you think your art is better, and they begin a huge argument about how your art isn't as great as theirs, what do you do?

Start arguing back. I probably got nothing else better to do

14. Kisame asks if you want to go swimming-your answer?

Challenge him to a race to see who can swim faster then leave once he’s in the water. (I don’t like swimming)

15. For the next two days Kisame tells you it's nothing but a harmless swim, how do you react?

"Back Fish boy! No swimmy for me!"

16. What are your views on Sasuke?

He’s a dumbass. The little idiot doesn’t understand that his revenge is on the wrong person cuz it’s Madara’s fault. Go kill him, not your innocent and loving older brother.

17. Rock Lee tells you he has a crush on you, your reaction?

Eye Twitch) Um... how intense can you make your flames of youth, Lee? (Watch him scream "HOT!!!" then run before he remembers what he was doing before.)

18. Which is better? Manga or Anime?

Anime. I like having sound and color.

19. Which village would you prefer to live in?

Leaf.

~final question~ 20. Which Naruto coupling do you prefer more?

Um . . . NaruHina. Cuz if she faints one more time, I will build a machine, transport into Narutoverse, and slap both her and Naruto.

If you love NaruHina, copy and paste this into your profile.

Hinata: Do I ever cross your mind?
Naruto: No
Hinata: Do you like me?
Naruto: Not really
Hinata: Do you want me?
Naruto: No
Hinata: Would you cry if I left?
Naruto: No
Hinata: Would you live for me?
Naruto: No
Hinata: Would you do anything for me?
Naruto: No
Hinata: Choose--me or your life?
Naruto: My life
Hinata runs away in shock and pain and Naruto runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

THIS WILL HAPPEN!!

Don't you think so?

Sakura hears a knock at her door. She opens it, no one's there. But there is a bouquet of 16 roses at her door.

Where did these come from? She wondered. She picked it up and saw that there was a note, it said:

Dear Sakura,

I love you and I will until the last rose in this bouqet dies.

"Util the last rose dies? Well then I guess he'll love me for only - " She stopped because she noticed that one of the roses was...plastic. She stared in amazment, but she still thought of somthing, Who was it?

As she took the roses back into her house a pair of onyx eyes peeked around the corner, She took the roses, i wonder if she'll ever know it was me...the eyes thought.

(Personally, i think that both Karin and Sakura need to die and Sasuke needs to get a brain :)

IF YOU LIKE SASUSAKU OR HATE SASURIN POST HTIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!

What makes life 100 percent?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

1) Sasori

2) Hidan

3) Konan

4) Itachi

5) Kiba

6) Deidara

7) Sasuke

8) Pein

9) Neji

10) Temari

11) Tobi

12) Gaara

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Dei/Tobi. I found one, read halfway through it, then almost smashed my computer.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Itachi? Hmm . . . he’s ok. He’s one of the few who can make looking girlish cute.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Gaara getting Pein pregnant? Well I'd have to say that... Pein would just get an abortion -.- But still PEIN AND GARRA?! ZOMFJWTF?!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Neji . . . I remember a couple but he was never then main one.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Deidara and HIDAN?!?!?! *goes into uncontrollable fit of laughter.* That pairing will not, can not, and shall not ever make even a decent pairing.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? KibaNeji or KibaTema . . . KibaTema. I prefer ShikaTema, but I can't wrap my head around KibaNeji.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Omg . . . Sasuke walking in on Gaara and Hidan?They’d all probably die of embarrassment and mental scarring.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Konan/Tema. Ummm... Konan sees Temari for about 5 seconds and then they both walk away. There! What? I'm not making a romance thing with that! I really don't like yuri.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Sasori...Pein... I think it'd be hard to write a fluff for them. Their so . . . Well, it'd more than likely end up being OOC to some degree.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Sasuke/Gaara? . . . . . . . I'm not creative enough for titles...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? ITACHI DEFLOWERING SASORI?! XD Uhmm, I dun know, probably something like a Hurt/Comfort

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Konan. No, we don't really read any fics about her.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Tobi? None of my friends draw anime and only one writes fanfiction and she hasn’t added Tobi.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Hidan/Itachi/Kiba. Hmm... Well if they did then it'd be a gay love triangle and I’m assuming Kiba just be killed off.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Temari? How the hell should I know? Ask Shikamaru.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Pein? PAIN BY THREE DAYS GRACE!! (lol, how original)

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Sasori/Deidara/Gaara...Violence, cussing, blood and gore, eventual yaoi.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Temari to use on Hidan . . . I don’t know. Never have I felt so uncreative ._.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Tobi describing a relationship between Hidan and Pein? Sick, loud, sadism, scary, probable epicness.

20) How emo is Seven? Sasuke? BWAHAHAHAHA!! HE'S THE FUCKING KING OF EMO!!

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination


RIP Itachi Uchiha

6/9/86-3/13/08

He shall live on in our hearts!

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~~If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!~~


If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name!

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!

If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile andadd your name: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai!, ItaSakuxTenshi!, XxXDeidara LoverXxX, AkatsukiHimikai


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!


Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the Byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is so fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee.

Put that in your profile if you despise Karin (aka the MEGA-slut), hope she dies.


Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!)))

Jobun = Foreword
Shô = Chapter

Ichi = One
Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty

Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter

Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat

-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai


January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
28 - AkatsukiHimikai
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru


How to Tell if You're a Writer

(Bold the things you do)

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the pixie stix in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101


Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...

1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!

9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.

10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.

12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.

14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!

20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.

21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.

25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?

29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.

30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...

31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!

32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.

Man, those pick up lines are just so cute! Gimme a tissue will you? sniffles


Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


"Friends"

You and me are Friends

You Cry, I Cry

You Laugh, I Laugh

You Fight, I Got Your Back

You Jump Off A Bridge . . .

I'm gonna miss your emails.

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-Cheese will rule do not deny the truth

-Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong

-All sane people who worked here quit

-Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else

-One by one penguins steal my sanity, but since when have I been sane

-I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world

-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding

-A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly

-I will temporarily rule the world, forever

-One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf man he heard it fine.

Naruto Name Meanings:

Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much!)

Itachi- Weasel (Yay Weasel-kun!)

Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)

Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)

Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)

Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)

Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.)

Deidara- Mud (SON OF A *!!) or Day Flaw (...)

Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)

Hidan- Bandit gang (No duh, Sherlock.)

Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain

Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)

Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)

Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!) It's Kite.

Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)

Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the irony!)

Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw You'!)

Yamato- Ancient name for Japan (Huh, never woulda guessed)

Konan - Instep (Hm, random, I expected something with paper)

Zetsu - Reed (So . . . a plant)

Kakashi - Scarecrow

Madara - Spot

Copy and paste this if you want to be more smartterer! And add another name to it till there's none left!

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Akatsuki Kittens by XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX reviews
The title says it all! The Akatsuki turn into Kittens! What will happen when they mysteriously wake up in a different world? And they are in the hands of a 16 year old girl? Whoa! You gotta read to find out! WARNING! This is a CRACK fiction!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 55,480 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Akatsuki
Upgrade by TheSweetRevenge reviews
When Len gets an upgrade, Kaito finds himself doubting his position in their relationship. Len x Kaito / Slash / Lemon - PWP
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Len K., Kaito S. - Complete
Unexpected by Girl for the 4 reviews
Max's day was normal until she finds ten kittens in an alley. They look like normal cats, but when she gives them a bath, everything goes up in a poof! Now with the help of her friends, she has to find a way to get them home. Major OOC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,457 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki, OC
Eren x Reader x Armin by jazmyntea reviews
LEMON! (Chp. 1 & 3) Eren and Armin both like you very much and want to act upon that. This is for the sole enjoyment of nosebleeds. Please Fave & Reveiw and let me know how I can improve, thanks!
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Eren Y., Armin A.
Officially Screwed by 4TAE reviews
Eren is stuck in a company meeting. Typical office horrors. But hiding under the desk, with your boss's crotch in front of his face? Eren is absolutely petrified. Eren x Levi
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
25 K-Project Drabbles! by ElenoiaReinhart reviews
25 K-Project Drabbles with the female readers get paired by of all the men in K-Project , everyone is welcomed! Will go 50 when reached 25! New Updates: AiAnimeVictoria (Suoh Mikoto X Reader X Totsuka Tatara)
K - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,345 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013
sweet dreams are made of this by tsunhime reviews
Aladdin has a bad dream and it's up to Judal to aid his fellow magi. /horrible at summaries [ one shot Judal x Aladdin ]
Magi/マギ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Aladin, Judal - Complete
Breathe me in, breathe me out by myoue reviews
The only way Corporal Levi can get what he wants is with a drunk submissive Eren.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
Brother by KawaiiEuphoria reviews
Eren comes home from school one day, excited to see his brother, Levi. But what happens when he can't find him? Shota!Eren; AU.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Bathing in Filth (ErenxLevi) by Amaya0kami reviews
When Levi witnesses Eren's sloppy bathing habits, the saying 'If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself' comes to mind. ErenxLevi. BL/yaoi. Oneshot.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Pieces by mydamnedpassion reviews
"Before you know it, you're standing in the rubble of what used to be your life." When did Eren become so lonely? He needs comfort, and Levi is there to give it. Isn't that what any good Corporal would do? Oneshot, Levi/Eren, slight violence, GRAPHIC YAOI.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
A Relaxing Lesson by lunatrancy reviews
Eren decides to relax for a while. And Levi walks in on him doing some very naughty things. So he decides to give Eren a little lesson. LevixEren. Well...mostly Eren doing things and Levi watching. And instructing.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Tryst by Lunthemerry reviews
Eren and Levi have a midnight tryst. Alternatively, Levi screws Eren senseless. Riren/ Rivaere, nsfw
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Stressed by lunatrancy reviews
Levi seems stressed. And Eren decides to lend a hand (*cough*mouth*cough*) to help him relax more. LevixEren.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
The Corporal's Room by lunatrancy reviews
Eren is called to Levi's room. But after too many questions, the lance corporal decides he needs to be punished. Smutty McSmuttsmutt LevixEren yaoi
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Hands Off by mollyeliz reviews
"'The brat is already crying, how cute.' He thought, smirking as he forced Eren's head down on him and sighing as he felt his length slid with a filthy sound into the boy's greedy mouth." Corporal Levi/Eren Jaeger, language, and a 3DMG Spiderman blowjob, anyone?
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Eren Y., Levi
In Hot Water by freshia reviews
A thief wanders into a small town, and ends up stealing a lot more than a few jewels. Thief!Eren Cop!Rivaille; AU.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Millstone by AlexBeoulve reviews
A school in a small town has an underhanded segregation between the honor roll and the rest of the student body in a play for more government funding. When members of the honor roll are pulled out of school for drug problems the principal calls in an expert to investigate where the drugs are coming from.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,406 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
K Project Oneshot Collection by thequietfangirl95 reviews
A collection of oneshots I've written in fb chat to my friend, ranging over many genres from a Hannibal au, Misaki in a maid outfit to even a Mikorei threesome. My rule is that for every angst/gore fic I will write a fluffy/smut recovery fic for your enjoyment. I'm also taking requests for oneshots to include so leave any suggestions in a review.
K - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S., Munakata R., S. Mikoto
A Moment by bookXworm080 reviews
Yata MisakiXOC! Read and review! (Me no own [K])
K - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Yata M. - Complete
I'll Find You by M169 reviews
Jeff the Killer and BEN Drowned Jeff kills one of BEN's victims, and BEN isn't just going to accept that. WARNINGS: Yaoi, Violence, Blood, Gore. Read at your own risk. Completed.
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
First Snow: First Night by TheFabulousCurkim reviews
Basically additional scenes to the Ice Queen trillogy. You have an issue unresolved (of the smutty kind) give me a PM and I try my best to write it!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Snowed In by Muckefuck reviews
Aladdin and Judal are together after an incident with an avalanche. drabble, oneshot
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Aladin, Judal - Complete
K-Project Interviews by jopsi reviews
A short drabble about Neko asking the other people from K many questions!
K - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Neko, Y. Kuroh - Complete
Yellow by neko-nya reviews
After a body was found in a pond at a park 20 minutes away from Tokyo, Detective Kagami's been assigned to the case. The victim: a member of the legendary Generation of Miracles who'd mysteriously vanished a decade ago. Enlisting the help of an old friend of the victim, the two will have to navigate through the world of Japan's small but tight knit basketball community. KaKuro Aoki
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,335 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Kagami T., Kuroko T. - Complete
First Snow by TheFabulousCurkim reviews
Not even a year after the run in with Pitch and the birth of thier daughter Joy, Jack Frost and Aster Bunnymund are faced with a dormant threat unseen since the Titanic by any spirit, and things only get worse when Mother Nature gets involved. This time it's not just them and the children of the world on the line, it's the life and fate of little Joy that could be forfeit.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Why? by Leia-Kuroia reviews
And he wondered: What had he done wrong? Drabble. Inspired by K Episode 10 and K:Side Red
K - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Yata M. - Complete
K: Road to Ninja by mcflyslashyaoi reviews
What would happen if Yata was accidentally teleported to ninja world, specifically to Konoha- Naruto Uzumaki's hometown? What will Yata do? How about Saruhiko- will he accept that Yata's no longer there? And will Sasuke finally come back to Konoha? (SaruMisa/SaruMi, SasuNaru)
Crossover - Naruto & K - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Naruto U., Yata M.
Merry Mixed-Up Christmas by megane.akane reviews
When he didn't hear the alarm clock ring at five that morning, Midorima knew that something is terribly wrong. Body-swap, karaoke, and a renewed sense of rivalry. Written for the Midorima Shintarō (Kuroko no Basuke) Facebook page.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Midorima S., Takao K.
Shape of My Heart by maunderficlets reviews
Aomine makes the horrifying realization that he's in love with his sex friend. AoKaga. Fill for Kuroko no Basuke Kink Meme over on Dreamwidth. Rated for safety :)
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Aomine D., Kagami T. - Complete
Plushie Akatsuki! by Pendragon-sama reviews
I suck at summaries and titles! An ordinary fangirl gets a rather special Christmas present, that just happen to turn into the Akatsuki when she hugs them! What will happen? Rated for Hidan's mouth and stuff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,959 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Akatsuki
Strip Basuke by KonekoPyon reviews
Kuroko tries to better his shooting. He asks Kagami for help...but what happens when Kagami has something else in mind?
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Kagami T., Kuroko T. - Complete
The big O by skittleAcullen reviews
Alois drags everyone to his house for a crazy game. better than it sounds. lots a smut lemon in every chapter and such heheheh two OC's named candy and alaysia
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,385 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Alois T., Ciel P.
To All The Len Fangirls by Miyuki 3942 reviews
Read this if you're a fangirl :3
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Len K., Kaito S. - Complete
Three's a Crowd by NightVadini reviews
WARNING: YAOI: BOYxBOY Rated: R Anime/manga: Kuroko no Basuke Pairing: KagamixKurokoxKise ONESHOT
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Complete
Defeat by Aomine reviews
Aomine proves to be very persuasive, even when up against Kuroko. / Boys Love - AoKuro.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Aomine D., Kuroko T. - Complete
Stamina Training by TNSXBunny reviews
As the weakest member in the team, Kuroko stays back after basketball practice to train on his stamina. Kagami watches from afar and decides to show Kuroko what real stamina training is. Story One in the Locker Room series.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Kagami T., Kuroko T. - Complete
www Shizaya org by PelissaShieva reviews
Erika published a new website "Shizaya .org" and sent the link to all dollars memeber. Izaya spent the night reading through it. How will Shizuo and Izaya react to it. - side note: They are both virgins and the page was full of Fanfics xD
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to ensure. Rated T for Hidan's mouth and refrences to... well read the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Woof Woof! by Dana.Kay123 reviews
The Akatsuki members get turned into dogs and they end up in our world, where they are purchased.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,451 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Akatsuki
Breathe by Girl for the 4 reviews
Max can't breathe when he dies. She can't believe it's her fault he's dead. What happens to their baby? Read to find out. KaitoXOC If people like it mat be a continuous story.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Kaito S., OC
When Spring Rain turns to Summer Sky by RukawaGF reviews
Tsukishima x Hachimenroppi alt. ver. Shizuo x Izaya. Tsuki is one of the stars in the constellations who falls in love with Roppi. But Roppi was so abused in the past, he refuses to open his heart to anyone. Story of Star-crossed lovers.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,550 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Hachimenroppi/Roppi, Tsukishima
Don't mess with Len by MagicPainter reviews
Kaito does something that gets len mad. kaitoxlen, yaoi also kaito loses his manhood. shota len!w
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Len K., Kaito S. - Complete
Desperation by AlFlowerrise reviews
"Lead the way, Alois Trancy, I stopped caring long ago." It was about following, it was about receiving, and Ciel craved it now, it had gone that far. — AloisCiel, Lemon
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Alois T., Ciel P. - Complete
Me and my Cat by xXMusicalAssassinXx reviews
ShizuoxNeko!Izaya. Shizuo finally decides to adopt an animal from the shelter. A sense of responsibility falls on Shizuo's shoulders as he decides to take care of the kitten, but what happens when Izaya enters his life? Contains lemon later on.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,485 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
A surprised shota by Kurishii Mineaux reviews
Kaito grabs Len for some fun on the way to bed. yaoi lemon, dont like dont read. please read and review.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Len K., Kaito S. - Complete
Sex Ed, Espada Style by Nnoitra-Szayel reviews
None of the Espada know anything about the technical aspects of sex. Aizen decides that Szayel will be the one to teach them. GrimmUlqui, NnoiSzay. for Kandakicksass
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
s ranked kittens by poisonlovely reviews
oh, my. the akatsuki have "poofed" into my world as kittens... and they're rather annoyed. Aw, snap... this can't be good... Let's hope the tooth fairy and chuck norris can help me... CRACK. T for Hidan. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,486 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Voice by SoYouThinkYouKnowItAll reviews
Several boys who are admitted to Ouran end up in a romance with the Host Club. Caution: Shounen-ai/Yaoi - Tamaki/OC Kyouya/OC Hikaru/OC Kaoru/OC Hunny/OC Mori/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Tamaki S.
Espada Chibi Insanity by PaintedinAllColors reviews
Aizen, the evil megalomaniac that he is, decides to change the first six Espada, except the second one, into chibis to wreck Soul Society. Told from Grimmjow's POV. Enjoy! ON HIATUS FOR NOW!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Grimmjow J.
Snow Day by icyvampire123 reviews
A snowy day leads to our two favorite Zeros spending the day together inside, away from the cold. The two realize that not everything that snow brings is a bad thing. A little Limeyness but nothing too bad.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Natsuo S., Youji S. - Complete
It All Started With Sex Ed by CuteCountryGirl-14 reviews
How could so many things happen after just an innocent sex ed? How will Kinma cope with the mental torture that the Akatsuki puts her in. Rated T for foul language and mentioning of sex, Rating may change. AkatsukixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Akatsuki
Life Changer by FanWitch98 reviews
When the world as you know it breaks you down, he will be holding your hand. Through life, and through death. READER X LEN KAGAMINE Mature Content Warning for Later Chapters
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Len K.
Kiki Funso Grimmjow by helinamica6577 reviews
Kiki can kill Grimmjow, she really could if she wanted to, but she really doesn't want him die. She won't kill him, and she'll make sure Ichigo doesn't either. This is my start of OC One-Shots. This one is for Grimmy. I'm giving him Kiki, 7th Espada.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Alois Trancy's User Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
Yes,I know, you rabid fangirls are so extreme as to actually want a 14 yr old psychopath. I am very disturbed by you people, but as the CEO of the Anime Unit Company, what you want, we give. Read this guide to avoid an early death from Alois Trancy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Alois T. - Complete
The Akatsuki kids! by FMAGreedsgirl reviews
When the hot guys of the Akatsuki died they somehow came to our world and in the form of... kids! Will they ever get back to their original forms? Will one girl believe their ninjas? I regret to say this story will officially go on HIATUS for awhile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,598 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Believe me when I say I love you by Gothicpunkmonkeysthatscream reviews
kio has the perfect plan to get Soubi to love him...well if it's so perfect why is everything going so wrong? NatsuoxYouji rating may go up
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,691 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Natsuo S., Youji S. - Complete
The revenge of the Akatsuki! by gaarafangirl91 reviews
Sequel to "Akatsuki Pets". The Akatsuki are back and they want revenge. But this time, they have two teenage girls to help them. Will their plan suceed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Akatsuki
When the Akatsuki play board games by Bri Nara reviews
Drabble/One-shot/at-the-moment-type story. The Akatsuki try to play boards on game night and epically fail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Not Quite Hopeless by Kouralia reviews
OC/AU Kaida's accepted to Konoha Boarding School, the best school in fire country! But Somehow she is forced to live in the boys dorm. Will she forget how to be female by year's end? Not if THEY can help it- NO PAIRING TILL LATER also i'm probably removing this story soon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,294 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010
Kitty Kure: Teh Deleted Scenes by Ailarii reviews
Scenes that either didn't make it to Kitty Kurse, because they were too bad, or... Probably just because I thought them up now xD Rated T for language and yeah... Same as the actual thing!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Akatsuki
Drunken Surprise by animallvr682 reviews
Hitsugaya is sent to deliver a message to Ichigo. What happens when he gets there to find Ichigo drunk? ShiroXIchigo Lemon warning!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
Bleach on Facebook by itsmidnighthere reviews
The randomness of the characters on Bleach if they had a facebook. NOTICE: I have the sequel up, if you didn't know before I am sorry about that. :
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 116 - Words: 13,166 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
The Pretext of Puppy Abuse by Slightly Confused Kitty reviews
What begins with a possible attack/doorbell, and ends with organic cabbages? Why, the reason Sakura always receives the Akatsuki as tame baby housepets, of course. Friendly mockery of Akatsuki Puppies/Kittens fics. Kp for meanness to small furry things.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Tenten, Akatsuki
Mobius by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He is given release, but is never released
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Hidan's a kid! by Dana.Kay123 reviews
Hidan got turned into a kid, can the Akatsuki deal with it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,406 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Kittens by CheyWolfe reviews
Natsou and Youji hear sounds coming from Soubi's bedroom and go in to find that he's hiding a cat from them. What will this new discovery bring to them?
Loveless - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Youji S., Natsuo S. - Complete
After You Die by Kurarisa reviews
An Uchiha brother homework session turns into a philosophical debate. When Itachi refuses to answer him, it's up to Mikoto to explain the afterlife to Sasuke. Baby!Uchiha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Official Uchiha Guide to Revenge by KagoTori reviews
Do you have a psychotic older brother who single handedly destroyed your clan? Are you willing to give up your livelihood/soul/sanity to achieve your REVENGE? If so, then this is the right guide for you! Follow these simple steps to obtain your REVENGE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki's Road Trip by Bri Nara reviews
The Akatsuki are all crammed into a car for a few days... now how to pass the time...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Body Paint by DreamHolder reviews
While Ritsuka's parents are away, Soubi comes over to paint. Warning: hard yaoi! Also be sure to R&R
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A. - Complete
A Sense of This by ChibiMitarashi reviews
Hitsugaya weent after Wonderweiss...and now he's gotta deal with the Arrancar's sense of curiousity. WARNING: Yaoi Lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Wonderweiss M., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Times up! by Bleach-lover1 reviews
"come on kiki we don't have any time le-" the sound of the clocks ding interrupted us. then i saw a red light and that was the last thing i EVER saw.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010
What Really Happens at an Espada Meeting by Quiz King reviews
What really goes on in the espada meeting room? are they really serious about things, or is it absolute Chaos? find out!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Complete
Yo Mama Espada Style by nicci'weezy reviews
What happens when Grimmjow comes across Yo Mama jokes? My attempt at humor at 3 in the morning. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
I love you by ZombieVomitChunks reviews
Kaito needs to find love, but when Len comes to him saying "I like you." How will Kaito react? Rated M for Sex and Mature content.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Kaito S., Len K. - Complete
Deidara's Secret by Loveless1995 reviews
Itachi finds Deidara doing something that he would never have imagined.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
LIVE FOR EACH OTHER by Gothicpunkmonkeysthatscream reviews
The zeros lost to Soubi so they are useless now. Natsuo ponders why they are still here. mild NatsuoxYouji fluff
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Natsuo S., Youji S. - Complete
DEAL by Gothicpunkmonkeysthatscream reviews
Youji took the time to remove Natsuo's shirt. There was no way in hell that he was going to be the only one naked here. If Natsuo was going to reduce him into a whimpering moaning mess then so was Youji. LEMON WARNING!
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Youji S., Natsuo S. - Complete
If I Wasn't a Ninja by ClockRepair reviews
In the off chance that the Rookie 9 chose not to become ninjas, they always had other jobs to fall back on. Like a Buddhist Monk, a gym teacher and...a pop sensation?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Shino A. - Complete
Kitty Kurse by Ailarii reviews
When the Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to our world and discovered by a total Narutard and her friend, what happens? Chaos. That is what happens my friend; especially when an Alex is involved... DeiOC and ItaOC. Rated for language and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,040 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
The Akatsuki Alphabet by AngelWingsAndSatansPitchfork reviews
Ever wondered what the Akatsuki do when they're not on missions? Twenty six different tales in alphabet form to tell you how they pass the time and raise extra cash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,162 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009
What Itachi does when nobody's looking by Bri Nara reviews
Ever wonder how Itachi stays serious throughout the day? Find out now!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Birthday Ponderings by SkywardShadow reviews
*AU* In which Sasuke lies in bed, stares at the ceiling, and considers his own as further proof that birthdays mess with people's minds. *Drabble*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Little Pressure by MenrowSpirit reviews
The Zero couple sits at home and Natsuo beings to wonder if they can lose their ears someday? A short explanation why they are Zero brings them hope Youji X Natsuo
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Natsuo S., Youji S. - Complete
A reason to kiss you by Gothicpunkmonkeysthatscream reviews
'This is it, this is how I'm going to die.' Natsuo thought. How long has he been standing there staring at the two? Natsuo didn't know, he stood there frozen staring at them, staring at Youji who was slowly and unknowingly tearing him to shreds.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Natsuo S., Youji S. - Complete
HICHIGO: Owner's Guide and Manual by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
Another expansion to the collection of Bleach Owner's Guide. Done is request to Scarlet Enigma. Sorry for it being incredibly late! Gomenasai, Mina-san! Hichigo is Hollow Ichigo, for those who didn't know :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Akatsuki Truth or Dare by Hidanlvr reviews
Yeah i think the name sums it up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Akatsuki
Those Who Follow by SkywardShadow reviews
Uchiha Itachi and the four ghosts that follow him. :Oneshot:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Itachi U.
The Pendulum by La Vita a Colori reviews
Durarara! Shizaya fic! Oh, yes, another one! A one-shot with scenes from both Shizuo and Izaya's lives and their interactions together. Is hate all there really is between them? Or can the pendulum swing the other way?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Cry Havoc by SkywardShadow reviews
Five times the calm order of the Uchiha clan was utterly disrupted. Starring Uchihas Madara, Izuna, Mikoto, Obito, Uruchi, Shisui, Itachi and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
The Akatsuki Invaded My House by Sweet-Confessions reviews
I wake up one morning with the whole team of Akatsuki in my bedroom. What the heck could have happened and why are they here! Rated M for Hidan's big mouth 83 and maybe a little pervyness...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,002 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Akatsuki
Akatsuki Beauticians by Slightly Confused Kitty reviews
If kunai were lipstick tubes, and shurikan powder puffs, what does that mean for the Akatsuki? From the author of 'The Happy Places of the Akatsuki Members'. Warning: Humor and inevitably OOC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Happy Places of the Akatsuki Members by Slightly Confused Kitty reviews
Everyone has a happy place in their minds. Even the Akatsuki. And dear Jashin-sama, they NEEDED it during the torturous Saturday meetings. BEWARE: humor and the Akatsuki's twisted minds lurk within.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
St Patrick's Espada by bleachUlquiGrimm reviews
Aizen sends the Espada off to celebrate St. Patrick's Day in the World of the Living! How will this turn out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete
Blackmail by WreckedMetal reviews
While going shopping Nowaki gets an opportunity to blackmail Hiroki into doing exactly what Nowaki want without objections… lemony, very lemony.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete
Madness by La Vita a Colori reviews
When taunts turn to punches and throwing garbage cans, what are two bad asses to do in the heat of the city besides give themselves over to madness? ShizuoXIzaya Really random one-shot used as an excuse to write Shizaya smut. REVIEW! M for sex.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
who gives a damn? by iamuljjang reviews
Deidara and Naruto's laundry get mixed up and there is a discovery! An indestructible peacock! A gay Lee! Hilarity ensues. Minor SasuSaku. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Deidara - Complete
Black Coffee by Hicx
A alternate story for OCs that belong to a friend and myself. Contains YAOI
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Complete
Akatsuki Dreams by Midnight Moonfly reviews
As the night is dim, the Akatsuki quietly sleep. But what are they dreaming? -Short-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Very Espada Christmas by ichiro92 reviews
Aizen has decided to throw a massive Christmas Party in Hueco Mundo. The only problem is, the Espada need to get gifts for each other. T for some language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,534 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Complete
Gingerbread by SkywardShadow reviews
This is what happens when Shisui, Sasuke and Itachi are left to their own devices in making a gingerbread house. Mikoto really should have known better. *Christmas oneshot* *Giftfic for dd and CC*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Twas the Vampire Knight before Christmas by TheSicklyRoseVamp1229 reviews
Sure you have heard of this classical holiday tale but I doubt you know the Vampire Knight version of it. Come and let Kaname and Zero tell you how they spent their Christmas eve together! Yaoi Zero/Kaname
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Zero, Kaname - Complete
Brought This On Yourself by SkywardShadow reviews
Because Itachi isn't going to take being stuck with a Mohawk lying down. I'd watch it if I were you, Shisui... :Oneshot, sequel to 'Friends Don't Let Friends Cut Their Hair'.:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
TESLA: The Owner's Guide and Manual by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
Done in request. HA! I OWN NOTHING...well....I own the food i'm about to eat.....and i own the words......BUT THE CHARACTERS ARE ALL TITE KUBOS! AND THE OWNERS GUIDE BELONGS TO....I dunno XD
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Tesra L. - Complete
Espada Children by Serene Ice Dragon reviews
When one of Szayel's experiments goes horribly wrong, Aizen, Gin and Tousen find themselves facing their most difficult task yet: babysitting!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,134 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - G. Ichimaru, Tousen K. - Complete
Akatsuki's Birds and Bees by xHeiwa reviews
The Akatsuki has a little talk about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Sweet sweet silence by Bri Nara reviews
Hidan lost his voice and everyone in Akatsuki tortures him for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Friends Don't Let Friends Cut Their Hair by SkywardShadow reviews
Yet another addition to the list of things Shisui should not be allowed to do. Too bad Itachi doesn't realize that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
World's stupidest ninja games by Bri Nara reviews
We make a few ninja do a few challenges, just for fun.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Complete
NNOITRA: The Owner's Guide and Manual by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
I don't own Nnoitra nor do I own the manual idea. I am also rating my stories M now because I use strong cuss words XD
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Nnoitra G. - Complete
How 4kids Screwed the Akatsuki by Rantzilla reviews
4kids got a hold of Shippuuden. How much crap can the Akatsuki handle from the English dub company? Can anyone say 'CRACK.' Randomnessinside. Enter at your own risk. T for language. Blame Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Akatsuki
SZAYEL: The Owner's Guide and Manual by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
I do not own Szayel, I do not own the manual idea omg, i've been spelling it wrong all along, dammit! well, anyways, the only thing I own is the kick ass comedy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Elricest Temptest by The Last Mad Hatter reviews
AlxEd. YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI That should be enough warning for you . A series of oneshots that occur during Al and Ed's relationship :
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
GRIMMJOW: The Owner's Guide and Manuel by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
I do not own Grimmjow. Tite kubo does. I don't own the guide idea. Done by request.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
ULQUIORRA: The Owner's Guide and Manuel by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
I do not own Ulquiorra. Tite Kubo does. I do not own the Guide idea. I STILL don't know who does :P.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Ulquiorra - Complete
TOBI: The Owner's Guide and Manuel by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
I don't own Tobi or the Owner's Guide and Manuel idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Naruto Play Pen by Lazy Shadow reviews
The Naruto kids are in preschool!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 5/18/2007
Lemons and Watermelons by hitsuxkidxren reviews
Hitsugaya has gotten a new addiction..... It's Yaoi. IchiHitsu. Don't like, don't read. But if you do please review. Thank-you, and enjoy. X3
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Akatsuki Sex Talks by ShockValueAuthor reviews
How the Akatsuki had found about the 'birds and bees'. Rated M for sexual humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Espada Chatroom by pumpkinsandcoconuts reviews
When the Espada find computers and chatrooms. Sorry Not very good at summaries.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Akatsuki as Kids by Gaara's angel reviews
Imagine the murderous Akatsuki members as little cuties in thier childhood years... *choke with disbelief here...*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Akatsuki
My Best Friend's Girlfriend by SkywardShadow reviews
In which Shisui's girlfriend believes he's cheating on her. With another girl. Except..that 'girl' happens to be Itachi. Oh dear. *Giftfic for devotedtodreams*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Boot to the head by gaarafangirl91 reviews
Orochimaru died, and now it's time to read his will... What did the Snake sannin leave his students? read to find out. characters get hit, more specifically Sasuke and Karin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Welcome Home, Nyanko! by Zurelily reviews
Love is like war: easy to begin, but difficult to end. - Nyanko x Natsume, one-sided? Tanuma x Natsume - DISCONTINUED
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,211 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Takashi N., Nyanko
Why Me? by ClockRepair reviews
One day, Sasuke wondered why he was the only guy to be chased by fangirls so he took some time off to analyze the dating potential of the male members from the Rookie Nine and Team Gai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Different than Others by Hijojo reviews
One shot, fluff-y, Youji/Natsuo. Harassing Kio makes the Zero boys reflect on themselves.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Natsuo S., Youji S. - Complete
Tanjoubi Omedetou! by SkywardShadow reviews
In which Itachi is confused, Shisui uses lots of salt, and Sasuke discovers an evil side to his personality. Oneshot. Birthday fic-Happy Birthday Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
12 Days of Xmas: Akatsuki style! by Reimei-Jennoir reviews
on the 1st day of christmas my stories were reviewed! pls review again or i will hunt you in your dreams! PLEASE REVIEW
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Kids by Onyx Embers reviews
Beware the muffins, they contain secrets......and chocolate! Ultimate Hilarity at the expense of the Akatsuki's diginty. like they ever had any! Rated T, 'coz theres Hidan! Written by Sand
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
After by SkywardShadow reviews
After losing the battle with Sasuke, Itachi finds himself in a dark and empty place. But is he really where he thinks he is? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Fun with Rubber Bands by Chibi Envy Chan reviews
Boredom strikes, a certain pair find a way to amuse themselves with an ordinary household object.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Youji S., Natsuo S. - Complete
Goodnight by Kurarisa reviews
A six-year-old Sasuke can't sleep, and only his big brother will do. Ten years later, and the situation has reversed just a little. No pairings and plenty of senseless violence. Being rewritten kinda.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Why Espada Should Not Make Tea by HeraldHealer reviews
What happens in Heuco Mundo when Aizen has to send his Espada to the living world to obtain tea. Oneshot, please review.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
Friday the 13th by sweetpea1225 reviews
Kaname and Zero have been a couple for a while and now it's their anniversary. Wonder what they got for each other...LEMONN! XD Love this couple. Disclaimer: I don't own Vampire Knight, if I did, Yuuki wouldn't be such a dumbass and probably dead. :
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Zero, Kaname - Complete
Akatsuki Confessions by gaara'sgirl666 reviews
This is Gaara’sgirl666 here with an exclusive interview with the Akatsuki members. This isn’t any ordinary interview, here and only here we will hear Akatsuki’s most inner thought and confessions...please read! Summary sucks but my Beta thought it funny!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Hey, Sexy Lady by pretense reviews
A new Sixth Espada you say...? Warning: Implied Shounen-ai.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Szayelaporro G., Luppi - Complete
A Partridge in a Pear Tree by Mr Obscenity reviews
The zero boys' search for the meaning of Christmas. You should definitely read this. Yes. You.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Youji S., Natsuo S.
Bruises by Misanthropic Sycophant reviews
Do Zero’s really not feel pain? Are they truly a painless fighting pair? NatsuoXYoji NatsuoXYoji fluff angst ;3 One-shot until further notice ;3
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Youji S., Natsuo S. - Complete
Clowns by Erena G.T. Rose reviews
The connection between Fighter and Sacrifice is supposedly sacred--unbreakable. It's a bond never to be severed, traded away or risked on any matter. It's not love, but something greater, more potent...
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Natsuo S., Youji S. - Complete
Akatsuki's Halloween by MinaTakahashii reviews
This is Halloween with the Akatsuki! Deidara in a pumpkin, Hidan is a bunny, and Tobi is a goodboy! Are the Akatsuki really all that scary? I know that it is early for a Halloween fanfic, but I'm going to post the last chapter on Halloween.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Bleach: The Espada's Dinner Party by Tsukiko x3 reviews
When Aizen proudly declares a "Super-Special-Espada-Feast!"--wait, don't those last four words suffice your craving for a "summary"?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
How the Akatsuki Came to Be Against All Odds by amai-amaya reviews
Set before the formation of Akatsuki. Pein is trying to hire members and encounters some difficulties during their job interviews – first of all with his lifelong friend, Konan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Hot by Stubbi the Humble Chimneysweep reviews
Original. Yaoi. Lemon. Catboy sex.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2008
A Different Kind of Mission by SkywardShadow reviews
It's Itachi's first babysitting experience, and Sasuke seems determined to drive him out of his mind. An attempt at humor. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Big Brother by SkywardShadow reviews
Eleven-year-old Uchiha Itachi can't wait to meet his new little sibling...as long as it's not a girl....My first attempt at Itachi/Sasuke brotherly fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bathtime by Canadino reviews
Bathtime was always much more fun together...YxN
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Natsuo S., Youji S. - Complete
Espada Prank Wars by fanfictionusername reviews
The Espada play pranks on each other but who's leading? R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Did I Make You Sweat? by Christina-ChaOs6661 reviews
A long one-shot LEMON/YAOI of Abarai Renji and Hitsugaya Toushiro. Odd pairing I know, but for some reason...I think they'd be cute...anyways,LEMON,YAOI!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Renji A., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Akatsuki Will Rock You by LunaDance506 reviews
The Akatsuki version of "We Will Rock You" by Queen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Fairness For Dummies by Mr Obscenity reviews
"Yes, that seems," Yoji couldn't help but let out a dry laugh as he spoke the next word, "fair."
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Youji S., Natsuo S. - Complete
A Typical Day with Akatsuki by AkiraDawn reviews
So what does happen on a typical day with the Akatsuki? Well...why don't we find out! Enjoy! Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Kiss Me, HitsugayaTaicho by SuChAbAKa reviews
Matsumoto and Hitsugaya decide to visit a certain strawberry. Matsumoto leaves early and Ichigo is in seduction mode. Can our frosty Taicho resist? This is a story for TheDarkestWhite, its a christmas gift! Also, WARNING: YAOI! BOYxBOY love! Yes, lemon to
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,848 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/15/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
12 Things on Naruto by Link and Luigi reviews
The reason for my rhyming is unknown to even me similar to Shino’s reaction when he is compared to a tree. Remember this is fun and the tune is to a song, it’s the “Twelve Days of Christmas” so be sure to sing along!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Halloween Party by sora of the wind reviews
Halloween is just around the corner and the Naruto gang is getting ready for it all, with costumes, sugar, betting, and much more.....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,603 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006
Misadventures of The Kages by Innocence is a Virtue reviews
What happens when all the kages are brought together for a year? What kind of adventures will they get up to? What will they break? And more importantly, will Konoha survive? Don't worry, there may be lots of chapters but they aren't long!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,082 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007
Akatsuki Nightmares by Innocence is a Virtue reviews
Ever wondered what the Akatsuki dream of at night? And how their sweet dreams can turn sour?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2007
Curious Itachi Meets The Friendly Puppy by Ninjagrrl reviews
Extremely cracky, Akatsuki centric humour, in which Itachi meets his new guide dog, Mr Whiffles. May possibly be some sort of cry for help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Espada Quiz by closedofHeart reviews
A quiz designed to see whenever you can be a member of the Espada, rated for humour and extreme evilness on Aizen.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Ground Zero by Moontyger reviews
The male Zero pair love to play with Kio.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Memoirs by Chibi Orochi-kun reviews
Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you... “Sasuke… Naruto’s in the hospital…” “So what? Can’t this wait till later Sakura? “Sasuke how could you be so heartless! Naruto is dying!”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Baby Pictures by AkiraDawn reviews
The Leader' has delivrered a box of pictures to the Akatsuki apartment. What happens when all the fun filled childhood memories come out of the box? Rated for language. R&R Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Drunk Slumber Party by UzumakiSteph reviews
Naruto over hears the girls talking about a slumber party and decides to have one of his own, but in order to do this he has to get the boys drunk. What will happen when a group of drunk boys have pillow fights, truth or dare and other party games.DONE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004
Sesshomaru Says by Michelle18 reviews
The Great Lord of the West has witnessed an interesting children ritual and seeks to understand the meaning behind it. Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Complete
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A Star Beneath the Earth
Saiyeru, Hanako, and Emiko, have had only each other for much of their lives, shunned by others because of their special connection with the elements. When they read an old legend that slowly comes true, they feel their entire world start to crumble. . .
Japanese Mythology - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,600 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011
Snow Day reviews
Hikari and her friends go out to a huge field for their annual snow day full of fun and kisses! SasukexOC one-shot, lots of fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Puppies reviews
The Akatsuki are out of the Narutoverse and into the real world as puppies and Konan as a cat. They now have to adjust to how things work until they can find a way to get back to their world or at least back human! *Rated for Hidan and Himikai's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,133 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Akatsuki