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Author has written 5 stories for Team Fortress 2, Dungeons and Dragons, Warhammer, and Mass Effect.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

I've had to take down the mass effect fic, it's for some major updating, as I wrote it a couple of years ago, so, until then, it's PM's and warhammer fic.

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Suffer not the Xenos to Live by Advicepuppy reviews
An Imperial Guarsman's life is changed forever as he clears an eldar dwelling on the craftworld of Yul'Te. An epic journey, a story of love, hope, despair, suffering, and death. EXTREMELY GRAPHIC, Contains adult themes though not tactless .
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,174 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Imperial Guard, Eldar
Dawn of Hospitality by That guy83 reviews
In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only peace...SAY WHAT?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 69,235 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011
ME: Massive Epic by Midnight Lion reviews
A recounting of the first game in the Mass Effect saga: the story of Commander K.S. Shepard, Colonist/War Hero/Vanguard/Paragon. I just really wanted to know what made my canon!Shep tick... Updates when it updates.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 142,657 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Shepard (M), Ashley W.
Worlds Away: The Mass Effect Epilogue by TheSleeperWakes reviews
The Mass Effect universe introduced some of the greatest Sci-fi characters ever. This is how I imagine their story ending. Chronicles the voyages of the Normandy and her crew during the final days of the Reaper war and beyond. Includes action, comedy, relationships, and a battle with Harbinger. Enjoy, and thanks for reading!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,656 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Shepard (M)
Trip Of A Lifetime by Chimcharlover13 reviews
What happens when the typical male human who hates MLP ends up teleporting to Equestria against his wishes? Read and find out! This story was strongly influenced by the similar one called "A Romp Through Ponyville" by OtterFrog.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 164,042 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Applejack
Mass Effect: Vindication by Kraidle reviews
It's not easy waking up on Omega in 2183 with no clue of who you are. Even worse when you are being hunted for a crime that you can't remember. Join Ben Karos in his journey to be freed from his forgotten past.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,534 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Chronicles of the Burger Marines by purplefishman reviews
The Burger Marines... One of the strangest chapters of the Imperium... Dedicated to feed all the actors of the WH40K universe... There are thousands of strange stories that take place in their restaurants. Here are some of them.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 37,751 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011
Setting the Rules: A Lesson in Love by The Compendium of Steve reviews
With 3 hours left in a writing contest, someone dared me to make a last-minute entry. I wrote this shipfic abomination in about half an hour, and it shows. Enjoy!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Rarity, Fluttershy - Complete
The Aftermath, Book II: The Great War by BolzanTheTwilightGuardian reviews
Following Malefor's defeat, news about Malefor's return have already begun to spread. With their new family, Spyro, Cynder and Bolzan must fight for what they hold close to their hearts.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
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Collected Fates reviews
Heavily AU story. Commander Adrian Shepard heads to Eden Prime on a simple pick-up mission, only to find that the mission is far more than its made out to be. The mission spirals out of control from the very start. Covers the events of ME1, and the first part of the Adrian Shepard trilogy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Shepard (M)
Tales of the Savlar 1st - Legacy reviews
Each day man strives for survival. Each day the fight gets harder and still he continues onwards. It is the 41st millennium, and there is only war. Only pain. Only sacrifice. These are the virtues of the Savlar 1st.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Imperial Guard
You Were Good, Maybe Even the Best reviews
The RED and BLU teams come together in a final farewell to the BLU soldier. T for sadness/death. Oneshot
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Demoman, Soldier - Complete
Teufort Times reviews
issue 1 - Camper Van Helsing in Midnight Howler, in which we are introduced to Jeremiah, whose brother Matthew is brutally injured while working at the Dustbowl mine. T later on.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sniper
Tales of the Dramatis Personae reviews
Book one in our series: From Dusk 'till Dawn. Supernatural/Drama The village of Tol Fen serves as the stage for the first recount of Duula the Minotaur's days of adventuring. Villager's go missing or are attacked in the night, and a new band of adventurer's is put to the plate in an attempt to stop it. T for language in later chapters.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012