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Joined 08-11-10, id: 2491520, Profile Updated: 05-09-14
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, Ghost Hunt, and Kingdom Hearts.

Hiya! This is C.bcool!

I am a big fan of Naruto and I love manga and movies. Here are some of my favourite quotes:

Being team rocket for trick or treat does not make you a nerd.

Shine on, you crazy internet.

Frankly my dear. I don't give a damn.

Hot Topic likes that little girl Justin Bieber now! What happened to the world??

On kool aid man: if that ever came bustin through my wall i would run like fuck!

BEEP- Hello, The Akatsuki aren't home right now. So, please leave a message with our man-eating plant.

Justin Bieber's the internet's bitch.

My Fave Naruto Characters -

1. Deidara

2. Hidan

3. Itachi

4. Suigetsu

5. Madara

6. Sasori

7. Kakuzu

8. Kisame

9. Kabuto

10. Kusuna / Sound 4

BTW: Kusuna is this guy: http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Kusuna
Remember him? Naruto Shippuden The Movie? (No one wants to remember that one.)

Naruto Characters I Hate (With a vengeance)

1. Danzo (For everything he's ever done. Ever.)

2. Koharu Utatane (See Above)

3. Homura Mitokado (See Above)

4. Chojuro (No idea why I just do, he irritates me.)

5. Sakura (She Is USELESS)

6. Ino (See above)

7. Shikamaru (For burying Hidan, whines at Sasuke for getting revenge then does it himself.)

My Fave Pairings- (Not necessarily in that order)

1. Itachi and Deidara

2. Alma x Kanda

3. Madara and Deidara

4. Hidan and Kakuzu

5. Itachi and Sakura

6. Suigetsu and Karin

7. Madara and Sakura

8. Madara and Itachi

9. Sasori and Deidara

10. Itachi and Kisame

11. Itachi and Sasuke

12. N and Touko

My Favourite One Piece Characters:

1. Jimbei

2. Luffy

3. Ace

4. Koby

5. Nami

Favourite Yu-Gi-Oh! Characters:

1. Bakura

2. Marik

3. Kaiba

4. Yugi

5. Joey

Favourite D.Gray Man Characters:

1. Alma

2. Kanda

3. Allen

4. Lavi

5. Nea (The Fourteenth)

Favourite Beauty Pop Characters:

1. Kiri

2. Narumi

3. Billy Iketani

4. Kanako

5. Shampoo

Favourite Bleach Characters:

1. Shinji

2. Hiyori

3. Ulquiorra

4. Kenpachi / Yachiru

5. Urahara

6. Cirucci

7. Uryu

8. Ichigo

9. Rukia

10. Byakuya

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Deidara!

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Itachi and Deidara (ItaDei)

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Yaoi but hentai’s okay too

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Yes as Itachi at the MCM London Expo. :D

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: All volumes so far, 2 Fanbooks, Itachi cosplay, Naruto anime(most Shippuden so far and some older), Plushies (Deidara, Hidan and Madara), Naruto calendar, Kunai, Shuriken, Itachi figurine, Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 2 and Generations and soon to be 3... yeah that’s it.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

I think I would be cool to hang with Itachi or Madara.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Er... I’m not really fond of either but probably NaruHina.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru I hate Sakura

9. Which team is your favorite? Akatsuki!

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Nooooo, I hope it’s Madara. (Edit: Didn't see that one coming :L)

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Duh, I guessed that in the first chapter.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Not really anti anymore, I don’t see a reason to hate him apart from the Mary sueness.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No, I’ve seen random ones I liked. I’m watching them all though caus I bought the boxsets.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? I think so, most likely. Yep.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Na, he’s just a lonely kid.

17. Sub or dub? Sub is better but dub is easier to follow. Sub you have to keep pausing to read but Dub can’t get Hidan’s laugh right.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura, she sucks ass.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny, Tobi is a good boy!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yeah, he’s Madara. He told me so. (Edit: Once again, never saw it coming.)

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? He’s cool. Uber brows!

22. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? He’s totally awesome, just watch the Gaara fight!

23. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Kisame, he’s fun.

24. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yep, they’re really good.

25. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yep

26. Do you like lemons? Of course *pervy smile*

27. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Nope.

28. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yes, all of them :D

29. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yes, they’re cool.

30. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Not really, though some express interest in it. I mostly hang out on deviantart for that stuff.

31. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes actually.

32. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'What on earth is this?' No, I don’t get caught.

33. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Maybe...

34. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Yes.

35. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes. Drool...

36. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No way. (Plus I guess we already know he's not.)

37. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Yeah but I leave it on my computer and drawing pad, I do demotivationals too.

38. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Maybe a little...

39. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes loads.

40. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yeah it kinda has. :D

I am a Naruto obsessive fan and I also like other manga such as D.Gray-Man and Bleach. I watch way too many movies and will chat with anyone who wants to talk about Naruto! Please enjoy my stories!

Story Progress:

Return of the Purple Hoodies: If the next chapter ever gets done I'll be amazed. Sorry, guys.

Forget You: In Progress: Hiatus

You Don't Like Pokemon?: Probably won't come out anytime soon. Once again, sorry.

Expect new story soon about a city called Konoha and it's superpowered residents! Not for a while though.

My computer is busted at the mo so I thought I'd update and say that it'll be a while until it gets fixed. Please bear with me until then!

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When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 204,365 - Reviews: 3704 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki
Prussia's and Denmark's AWESOME BLOG by Hitrashi reviews
HEY Prussia and Denmark here we made a blog to tell all our adoring fans will be able to follow our awesome lives! Please follow comment .. EDIT: this has turned into a ask blog so ask us anything!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,192 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Denmark, Prussia
The Blog of a mostly United Kingdom by Froggiecool reviews
America and one of Britain's counties have set him up a blog. Being the gentleman he is, he is going to use it. Of course, that is if nobody else gets in. Oh, and if you want a scone, he's very happy to make you one! Now with some form of vague plot! (Yes, it's rather odd)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,514 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - England/Britain
Blindly by valbino reviews
Rewrite! AU-ish, pre-timeskip. ItachixOC. One informant is not worth a pair of Akatsuki, they realized. Incomplete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3318 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Beginning of the End by FearlessMidnightSaphire reviews
In a world with Hello Kitty sports bras and argumentative ominous voice overs...who knows what will happen in High School?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Madara U., Sakura H.
The Wrong Perception by theonesakura reviews
"This is going to be perfect for you. The scent of it is going to mesmerise you. You're going to be coming back begging for more. I guarantee you," She said with a sly grin. Non-massacre. NEW CHAPTER
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,615 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Aficionado by Katana Star reviews
Unsure of how she ended up in the Land of Hot Water, Sakura tries to make ends meet in a foreign land. Her world is surrounded by mystery and nothing seems to make sense. Unfortunately, a weird masked stalker seems to further complicate things.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,254 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Ironic Deception by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
When Deidara is kidnapped on a mission to Kusagakure, it's up to Tobi to save him. But plagued by illness will he find his beloved sempai? Or will the feelings the enternal Uchiha holds for the bomber be lost forever? This is Guy/Guy. BEING REWRITTEN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,615 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
Shut Up, Deidara by Two Can Keep A Secret If reviews
Three things you should know: one, Sasori really likes Deidara's hands. Two: Deidara talks too much during sex, and three: Deidara knows the cure for artist's block. Utterly plotless DeiSasoDei, just for fun.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Night City by obsidianLight16 reviews
When the sun goes down, the moon rises and night prowlers roam the streets. The Akatsuki police force has their hands full when the criminal actions of Orochimaru pull them deeper into the hidden secrets of Rain City. And what's this about a traitor?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,261 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki for President by gonyonomaru reviews
Have you ever wondered what the USA would be like if the Akatsuki members came to power?It would be quite interesting... They are, after all, S-Ranked criminal ninjas. Will America ever be the same? Each character gets their own chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,123 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
s ranked kittens by poisonlovely reviews
oh, my. the akatsuki have "poofed" into my world as kittens... and they're rather annoyed. Aw, snap... this can't be good... Let's hope the tooth fairy and chuck norris can help me... CRACK. T for Hidan. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,486 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Little Lower Than Angels by Froggiecool reviews
10 years from now, the world is a very different place. Most of the legendaries are held captive, as the sky turns black and the waters dry up. The evils rule. Then, from the land of Ittia, they came. They came to save our world. Note: may contain death
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,349 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010
Forbidden by Melby7777 reviews
Vampires and werewolves could never love one another. Not in a million years. They were natural enemies and all of them knew it. But it's not like Hidan ever followed 'family' tradition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,187 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Not So Lucky by Mitsu Amarante reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the new kid in school but he's got a problem with his new school. Suigetsu Hozuki the school's resident sex god has made it his personal goal to sleep with Sasuke before the years out!;D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,857 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U.
Hidan vs Edward Cullen by frostberry reviews
Hidan vs. Edward Cullen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,787 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Babysitting by Melby7777 reviews
Hidan's best friend Kakuzu got him a job due to Hidan mooching off of his friend so much. But the minute Hidan finds out he's babysitting for a couple of brats by the names of Deidara and Sasori, he regrets all decisions of asking Kakuzu for money.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Boyfriend by Melby7777 reviews
Kakuzu and Sasori fight over who's the better boyfriend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Sasori, Kakuzu - Complete
My Boyfriend is Better by Melby7777 reviews
Hidan and Deidara fight over who has the better boyfriend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Twilight by ShullieQ reviews
Itachi and Deidara are from two separate worlds of the same city, going to the same highschool. Opposites Attract? ItaxDei ItaDei Warnings: AU, Yaoi, Child abuse, drug use, alcohol, prostitution PS. you know my summaries suck, just R&R please Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,306 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
So Long and Thanks For All The Missions by AyumiFallassion reviews
A random little One shot I thought of when I was watching something on Youtube. Slight crossover with Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Enjoy! Note: No Dolphins or Ninjas were harmed in the making of this fic. PWP
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
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Forget You reviews
Itachi and Deidara have just entered high school and are sharing a room, neither is pleased but romance begins to blossom between the two. Can they keep it together when they have only a year before Deidara leaves for art college and Itachi is badly ill?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,783 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Blog of L'amour reviews
France gets his own blog to talk of wine and love and beautiful things! And how annoying Britain is. Revamped into a new and better story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - France
Fangirl Apocalypse reviews
What happens when the ninja world is invaded by fangirls and it's natives taken captive? Will they hold their own against the siege of overwhelming shipping? Well I guess you'll have to read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Akatsuki
Mock The Ninja reviews
This is a parody show of Mock the Week, with the characters discussing the latest chapters. Different characters every week.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012
The Return Of The Purple Hoodies
The Sequel to the purple hoodie gang, now with 60% less chocolate and 60% more weirdness!
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Akatsuki
The Purple Hoodie Gang reviews
Crazy crack co-op crossover... This is the result of a bag of chocolate fingers and free time. When worlds collide, your usual crossover story , some serious work is needed for them to break apart. Mysterious girls in purple hoodies included. Org XIII
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
You Don't Like Pokemon? reviews
Touko doesn't have any pokemon, she hates them. N wants to change her mind.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko
Akatsuki Ghost Hunt: The Bloodstained Labyrinth reviews
This is what happened in one of the chapters of ghost hunt retold akatsuki style :D Mature rating to be safe but there's only a bit of blood. I promise.
Crossover - Naruto & Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki's Most Random Trip reviews
Akatsuki kidnap Hunni! Other random crossovers from other animes too! :3
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Akatsuki, Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete