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Joined 08-12-10, id: 2492222, Profile Updated: 12-16-11
Author has written 7 stories for Hunger Games, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

I'm coming back before Christmas! Expect some new updates within the next few days! (It's the 16th of December now)

Name: I'm Kittycat32 (as if I would use my real name)

Place: I'm from the USA (tryin not to be specific here)

Favorite Color: Purple

Favorite Series Books: wow there are a lot. Well The Warriors series (by Erin Hunter), The Gallager Girls series, Hunger Games series, Underland series, House of Night series, Twilight series (maybe not my favorite, it's a bit to dramatic for me), Harry Potter series. I promise you i will think of some more. I also love the Percy Jackson Series. Heros of Olympus is good too, but it just doesn't have Percy's awesome humor :)

Favorite Quotes: " 'Enchiladas!' Grover said. I wasn't sure where that came from, but it didn't seem to help much." Percy Jackson And The Olympians The Last Olympian; "Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self esteem." The Angel Experiment: Maximum Ride Book One

Favorite Animal: cat

Favorite Authors: Erin Hunter, P.C. and Kristen Cast, Suzzanne Collins, Stephenie Meyer, Ann Martin, Ally Carter, J.K. Rowling, Rick Riordan

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Funny Warning Labels:

From Purpleslinky.com (parentheses words by kittycat32) The comments are sarcastic

On a can of bug spray: “Harmful to bees”.
(well, what did you think they would be harmful to?)

On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”.
(note to self, don't buy from this company)

On a children’s cough syrup: “Do not drive car or operate machinery”.
(most kids don't drive cars people)

On a motorcycle mirror: “Objects in the mirror are actually behind you”.
(really? i thought they lived in the mirror)

On a box of sleeping pills: “May cause drowsiness”.
(what else do u think sleeping pills are used for?!?)

On a milk bottle: “After opening, keep up right”.
(Oh really? i was going to just put it upside down in my fridge)

On a bag of peanuts: “May contain nuts”.
(I NEVER KNEW!!!)

On a shower cap box: "Fits one head."
(what if you have an oversized head?)

On a water heater: “If the building in which heater resides is on fire, do not enter the building”.
(what person goes into a flaming building to save a water heater?)

On a mattress: “Do not attempt to swallow”.
(your a little to late buddy)

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”.
(oopsy daisy!)

Others (from fromusautoparts.net) Parenthsese comments by Kittycat32 The comments are sarcastic.

A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow "Not intended for highway use."
(who uses a wheelbarrow on a highway?)

A 5-inch fishing lure with three nasty steel hooks "Harmful if swallowed."
(oh really?)

A Bathroom Heater "This product is not to be used in bathrooms."
(well where else do we use it?)

A Battery "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use."
(guess I'm not using this battery)

A CD player "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."
(people still have catapults????!)

A Car Jack "For lifting purposes only."
(oohh i thought it was for a car named Jack as a present.. shheeesshh)

A Cordless Phone "Do not put lit candles on phone."
How do you balance a candle on a phone???)

A Halloween Batman costume "This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."
(well that buts a bummer on halloween...)

A Hammer "Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object."
(what i'm supposed to strike a liquid object?)

A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals."
(obviously.. you tested it on insects)

A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set."
(Should have said that earlier in the manual people)

A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included."
(how in the owrld are you supposed to WATCH it?)

A bottle of shampoo for dogs "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish."
(yeah i feed my fish dog shampoo.. suuuurrreee)

A box of birthday cake candles "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."
(ummm one word. EEWEWWWWWW)

A box of rat poison "Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."
(strange strange...)

A camera "This camera only works when there is film inside."
(what!?!?! my cheese didnt work?)

A can of air freshener "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers".
(that might be true actually.. hehehe)

A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes."
(well what else is it supposed to do?)

A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."
(yeah that helps me soooo much)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place."
(so thats how people get in car accidents..)

A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner."
(BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD)

A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers."
(well if they did something bad...)

A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."
(wouldn't dream of it)

A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."
(KIDS GET OUT OF THE DISHWASHER!)

A household iron "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."
(well that takes time out of my day)

A hand-held massager "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious."
(how can i se it when i'm unconscious?

A snow sled "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."
(but thats the funnest part!)

A hair dryer "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."
(but thats the only free time i have!)

A package of dice "Not for human consumption."?
(i guess they do look a little like marshmellows,... An easy mistake to make)

A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire."
(i guess i'll have to be more careful next time..)

A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball."
(thats what the label says people)

A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp."
(o really?)

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof."
How would you get a snowblower on the roof?)

A sticker on a toilet at a public facility "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."
(like we drink out of a toilet every day)

A string of Chinese made Christmas lights "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(well where else are they supposed to go?)

A baby stroller "Remove child before folding."
(shoot, thats another mistake)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."
(awww... i lost the bet...)

An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
(better go give in my dentist degree)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks."
(isn't that the point?)

A package of nuts "Instructions - open packet, eat nuts."
(in my mind, it's much more complicated)

A bottled water label "Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth."
(wow just... wow)

A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth."
(may?!?! WILL people WILL)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating."
(theres plastic on fruit rollups? Well we learn sometthing new every day dont we...)

Pledges:

A Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says free pony ride

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile!

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time Ipretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

i am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone-Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, iggy-is-my-imprint, ImDaMnShOrTaNdPrOuD, HunterofArtemis1136, Thalia the Huntress, Kittycat32

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'butterfly, Enrica (i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, inuyasha1106, kamiry, VampireMistressNuricoUzumaki, Jasper's Delicate Angel, FAXfan, hakilund, Maximum-Ride-Addict22, Ruby1000, ImtheMickeytoyourMinnie, Kittycat32

Spell out your N-A-M-E to see what it means!

My name means: Y: Is loved by everyone A: hot S: cute M: Makes dating fun I: Is really sweet N: Can kick the _ out of you

A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the _ out of you
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (if someone else touches it they die kinda obsessive) copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens worry about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically copy this to your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as different, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off at the others, copy this into your profile.

1.) You accidentally enter your password into the microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason that you don't stay in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screenname or facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the television.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

25 THINGS (PLUS 1) I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office. (scratch office, leave it on her desk!?)

22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

26.I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'

Whats the last book you read?

Specials

What's on your T.V right now?

NCIS

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My dad. “Mac and cheese should be a vegetable!”

Where are you?

I’m sitting on my heater on my floor.

What's your personality like?

Uhh, hehe crazy, nice, clumsy, friendly?

What was the last thing you thought?

Mac and cheese should be a vegetable

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

Bushy eyebrows

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Pay bills, debt, then buy everything I want!

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

My Oreo cookies J

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Oreo cookies and Iced tea!

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

Percy Jackson and the Olympians fan-fic

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 56 and find line nine. What is it?

I had the weirdest dream full of barnyard animals. Most of them wanted to eat me. The rest wanted food.

What's it like being you?

Crazy and Random! O_O

What are your thoughts on writing?

Click click click click of the keyboard!

How tall are you?

5 foot…6? 5? Somewhere around there

What book are you currently reading?

Heros Of Olympus

What music are you listening to?

Z97.1!!!

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

Facebook and gmail!

What was the last thing you cooked?

Mac and cheese! Anyone guess my favorite food yet?

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

White and blue!

Do you know who the governor of your state is?

No lol

Ketchup or Mustard?

Ketchup. definatly

How many different programs are on your computer right now?

Uhh Safari and Microsoft Word

What is the weather like?

Snowy and cold. *Shiver*

Are you going on vacation this summer and where?

Yes, to Johnson

Anything else?

Hehe I love kitty cats, and horses. My friends are awesome. My life is awesome. I AM AWESOME!!!!!!! =)

What's your favorite article of clothing?

My blue, white and gray collared shirt!

Who is the most special person to you?

My om. Definatly. She’s always there for me.

Scariest moment of your life?

Getting lost in the woods for an hour.

One word that would best describe you?

Crazy

What is your favorite month?

July. Good things always happen in July.

What's your favorite number?

32!!! But I don’t really know why J

What does your user name mean?

Favorite animal + favorite number. Pretty simple.

What is your favorite Disney movie?

The Lion King or Finding Nemo!

What made you smile today?

Meeting new people J

Last thing you said out loud?

“Wait theres no fridge upstairs!” (long story)

Lailest rainbow you saw?

Haha last time it rained, which was like in August.

Do you want a haircut?

Nope!

Have you ever been in a fight?

Yes, but not a serious one.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Tara!

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Trevor!

If you could be any book character, who would you be

Annabeth! Be awesome and smart, and get to kick other monsters’ butts!

NAME TIME!!

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Minizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Purple Cat

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Leanne Rosewell

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Bozyard

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Purple Iced Tea

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Yazrapbd CREEPY 8-o

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lavard

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Peach

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Kiwi Skydiving

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Purple Eyepatch

Ways to know you are obsessed with PJO:

When its thundering, you wonder what Zeus is mad about.

you read all of Demigod Files the night it came out.

You have read the preview of the last olympian at least five times.

You think you are a demigod

when you get a sunburn, you blame Apollo

you have actually sworn on the river Styx

you have tried to explain greek mythology to small children.

you have corrected your social studies teacher during a unit on ancient greece.

you blame Hermes when your computer crashes

you will never go to Canada because you don't want to be eaten by Laistrygonians.

you say things like " oh my gods" or "go to tartarus"

You think you know who your olympian parent is. I am a Poseidon or Athena girl at heart

If you have an addiction to Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy and paste this to your profile and put your Fanfic name: Kittycat32

If you have an addiction to the Warriors series by Erin Hunter, copy and paste this to your profile and put your Fanfic name: Kittycat32

If you are obsessed with Percabeth moments and think TLO should have had more of them, copy and paste this to your profile and put your Fanfic name: Kittycat32

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name.

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye (is the daughter of Apollo!)

Bolipoke

Percabethrocks

iloveseaweedbrain/kelley

LapdogDaVinci( Daughter of Calypso!)

Nerdius Bookwormius

DaughterofPoseidon32498(Daughter of who else? Yay brother Percy!)

Alice O'Hare [Daughter of Athena! Whoo!]

Oceangirl511/Kate {daughter of Alycone, goddess of the sea! WHOO!}

daughterofAthenasodontcrossme (daughter of athena in case you didn't guess)

Kittycat32 (Daughter of Athena!!)

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Percy Jackson

2. Luke Castellan

3. Annabeth Chase

4. Grover Underwood

5. Chiron

6. Athena

7. Poseidon

8. Zeus

9. Malcolm

10. Mrs. Jackson

11. Mina Summers

12. Kalen Griffin

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Athena/Mina. No, never in my LIFE.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

He could be, in a hippie nature sort of way. :D

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Kalen got Zeus pregnant? AKWARD! O_o

4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Not him as a main character, but yes.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Luke/Athena. No. Just no.

6) Five/ Nine or Five/ Ten? Why?

Chiron/Malcolm or Chiron/Mrs. Jackson. No competition. Chiron/Mrs. Jackson

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

If Poseidon caught Luke and Kalen kissing? I don’t even want to know.

8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Percy/Zeus fluff? If there was, Zeus is his freaking UNCLE! Creepy!

9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Um, Poseidon/Kalen? No way I’m going to answer that one.

10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

Annabeth? Yeah, my Fanfic guy friends.

11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

Nope! Mina is mycharacter.

12) Would anyone one your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Luke/Grover/Chiron? Never, not my friends haha :P

13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Zeus? Lightning Strike by Aerosmith.

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Percy/Athena/Kalen? Oh, gods. Warning: I Must Be Going Crazy To Write This.

15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Chiron? Not yet!

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Percy and Poseidon? No. Then Poseidon dumps Percy for Malcolm? NONO. Percy going back to date with Mina, No way is Mina going to be the pickup girl.

Then Percy has an unhappy breakup with Kalen, and follows the advice of Chiron (Smart move, kid) and finds true love with Annabeth. YESYESYES! I didn’t even mean for that to happen!

17) What title would you give this fic?

Percy Has Some Serious Issues To Work Out!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell. (There’s nothing wrong with them! I may be straight, but that doesn’t mean everyone has to be!)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Everyones pretty in their own way!)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Heh, suuuree..)

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (It’s kinda called self expression.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (Wow. Just wow)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA…
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. (Well, maybe…)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Don’t get this, but I support)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Psh, I’m not crazy… *crossed fingers*)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Weak in upper body strength, yes, but runner, h* no!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (It’s called inspiration)

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (Most popular people tend to be mean…)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes sometimes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO

It’s called individualism people. Deal with it.

Repost this if you have ever wondered about these questions:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY


1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8 Dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.

37 Things to do in an Elevator
1.
Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING FROM PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS OR THE HUNGER GAMES SERIES

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Percy Jackson The Betrayer by percyjacksonfan13 reviews
What if Percy joined Kronos? Percabeth. PercyxThalia Please review! Part II has begun!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,755 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 2/9/2008
The Runaway by hakuna-matataa reviews
Percy's gone. No one knows why or to where, until Annabeth finds a note written by him to her, four years later, telling him where he is, & Annabeth is determined to find him, no matter what the personal cost. xxPERCABETH!xx
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,091 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
My New Life by Mythical Words reviews
Elly is a scared girl with a bad past who happens to be related to Sam and Embry. Boys, and people in general, scare Elly and her big brothers and Collin, who imprinted on her, are scaring her. Can Brady, who should in no way be important to her, help?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,584 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Collin - Complete
Illogical and Stupid by prplemyth reviews
Percabeth? I think YES! A bunch of one-shots from Annabeth's perpective, and we get her side of the story in a bunch of different scenes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 128,914 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Rosetta Stone by Trixi-Bela Emma Meyhr reviews
Have you been wondering what happens when Annabeth and Percy are together, and all Hades breaks loose on Mount Olympus? Annabeth and Percy go to London on a Secret Misson...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,183 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
My Lost Hero, My Son Of Neptune, My Seaweed Brain by Deviant1 UK reviews
So, Percy has managed to get himself lost AND completely forget who he is. Only Seaweed Brain... So, naturally, I have to go and save his sorry butt yet again. And get him to remember me as well... I've really got my work cut out with him. DISCONTINUED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A Halfblood Wedding: When The Gods Are Against You by prplemyth reviews
From the proposal to the wedding night, Percy and Annabeth's engagement is chaotic and stressful. But they wouldn't have it any other way. Now if only Hera and Aphrodite quit butting in...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Gabe: UnPetrified by xXAwesomeSauceXx reviews
Gabe's back! DUN DUN DUUN! So, after a sudden surge of OOCness, Poseidon wanted to bring Gabe back from the "dead." Wait, what? Percy's thoughts exactly. What awaits our favorite demigod while he re-faces his old nightmare? Rated T for Gabe's "language".
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,678 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Percy J., Gabe U. - Complete
The Sea of Monsters from Annabeths Point of View by PercabethClace4life reviews
Percy Jackson and the Olympians the Sea of Monsters from Annabeth's point of View.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,953 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Too Far Gone by Gogo Starship reviews
What if instead of offering him a gift at the end of The Last Olympian, the Olympians declare Percy Jackson too dangerous to live? How will Annabeth react?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,575 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Annabeth C.
Gone by past decembers reviews
Percy. My Percy. Dead. Lost. Gone. Forever. /set during "Battle of the Labyrinth." annabeth's pov; oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Percy Jackson & Olympians: The Fight for Magic by Vladimir Tod's Drudge reviews
Story about Percy and The Gangs summer before they head to college...sorry I suck at Summarys!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
As Annabeth Sees It by waitwhatsthisfor reviews
When Annabeth first meets percy. Currently a one shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Canoodlus Interruptus by prplemyth reviews
Percy and Annabeth, in love and happy, rent a hotel room. Then, because they are demigods and nothing is ever easy for them, something always has to go wrong. Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Battle of the Raps by prplemyth reviews
It's a dreary day at camp with everyone fearing the impending invasion by Kronos and their possible deaths, and what better to lighten the mood? RAP BATTLE! True ridiculousness. Rating for language only.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
His Name Is Percy Jackson by past decembers reviews
"What was his name?" he whispers. She looks at him, an unfathomable expression in her eyes. "His name," she says," is Percy Jackson." / post-tlh; percy's pov; oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Underwater Prison by FaNtAsYgIrl97 reviews
Book 6 of Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Percy and Annabeth have some trouble with relatives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
In Death I Get Peace by Lostliveson4eva reviews
Deep in the Meadow, under the willow, a bed of grass, a soft green pillow. Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true. Here is the place where I love you. Rue's POV of her death.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Rue - Complete
Percy Jackson And The Olympians:Fountain Of Youth by GunnN reviews
Used to be called The Prophecy With the gods and camp-halfblood against him how will Percy find and help Thalia? How will he lead his group of eight across the world? Will the eight fall to there fates or will they rise victorious? On Haitus. Sorry :/
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,127 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Haunting Souls by smyle94 reviews
The outcomes of the 75th Hunger Games is not how Katniss expected. Revealing the secrets of the Capitol, the hidden truths of District 13, and secrets about herself...little does she know how blind she truly was... - cont of catching fire
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,282 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Kraken's Lair by Kiddie Ray reviews
Percy Jackson has faced unbeleivable odds and conquered more than Hercules. But can he defeat the 'Fear of Typhon? Even with the support of the gods Percy Jackson's fate is now very bleak as he goes to rescue the Big Three from certain doom. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,861 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Percy J.
If Only He Knew by fanfictionpie reviews
Takes place between BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH and THE LAST OLYMPIAN. Percabeth. Once again, Percy Jackson is summoned to do his duty and save the world. Eventually.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009
Song of the Mockingjay by PeetaMellarkLove reviews
With one song, all that I lived for was stolen from me. With one song, all my hopes for the future were lost. The mockingjay sang one song and then away it flew, taking with it my heart’s one desire... The story of Mr.Mellark and Mrs.Everdeen. R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2009
Percy's Flaw by greenconverses reviews
To a fifteen-year-old boy like Percy Jackson, love is as unfathomable as the deepest parts of the sea. Companion story to "Annabeth's Choice." Percy/Annabeth, set during The Last Olympian.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Annabeth's Choice by greenconverses reviews
Love’s not a logical emotion, and that's what Annabeth Chase hates most about it. Annabeth/Percy, set during the Last Olympian.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,514 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Annabeth's View by Elke fa Talia reviews
Scenes from The Sea of Monsters in Annabeth's POV. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,980 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007
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The Titan's Curse: Annabeth's Story reviews
Yes, yes, I know, I was holding the sky through most of this. But I have my buddy Thalia to tell her side of the story since I was... busy. Don't worry, she promised no serious bad language. Part Three to the Annabeth's Story Series. Rated T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,851 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Short Immortal Life of Bianca di Angelo reviews
Dive into the life of Bianca di Angelo as she finds out what her life really is. This is the story through Bianca's eyes, her feelings, her thoughts, the reasons behind her heroic actions. After all, a daughter of the Big Three and a hunter deserves a say
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,922 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Bianca A., Nico A. - Complete
Baby, You're a Firework: Annabeth's Story Special reviews
Hey, it's Kittycat32, and I'm sorry there is no description, but I'm making this as a surprise for my readers. It is Annabeth's POV of a little something I thought up of a few months ago... enjoy! Review! Annabeth's Story Special Edition, one-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Sea of Monsters: Annabeth's Story reviews
No one ever knew what my side of the story was, and I thought that I, Annabeth Chase, was worthy enough to get a version of my side of The Sea of Monsters. I mean, after all, how on earth would Percy have survived without me? Part 2 to Annabeth's Story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,545 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Percy Jackson and The Olympians: Annabeth's Story reviews
Well Seaweed Brain has told his side of the story. But doesn't the daughter of Athena deserve a say in what happened? How would you feel if you were Athena's daughter and got no credit? Whether Percy likes it or not, my side is important too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,151 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Hunger Games: Rue's Side reviews
You read about Katniss. Now what about Rue? What did she go through?
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Rue
Mockingjay: In My Eyes reviews
In this version of Mockingjay, Kantniss is pulled between Peeta and Gale, and with Peeta kidnapped by the Capitol, there is only little time left. She will go through pain and suffering to get the world to become one of peace, not slaves and suffering.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Katniss E.