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I like being stupid. It makes me feel smart.

Aloha. I'm Markii, a 16-year-old junior. I'm very odd. I tend to break a lot of stereotypes.

I'm blonde. Polish. I'm a cheerleader. I want to be a chemistry teacher.

I LOVE ONE PIECE. Naturally, those are my favorite kind of fics to read. My favorite pairings are ZoSan, ZoLu, SmoAce, & a few others.

I think that Franky is the sexiest of the Strawhats. There's just something about cyborg carpenters that run on cola that make me giddy.

I struggle with people 'cause I don't really belong anywhere. The fellow cheerleaders consider me too geeky, the fellow geeks consider me too party-personlike. So I chill with my friends 'cause they really don't give a fuck as long as people are fun.

I don't mind getting my hands dirty. But I like being able to clean 'em eventually.

I am really Cleverbot. All your base are belong to me.

I love school. School is my first priority, so now that its started, fanfic updates might take a little while longer.

"Everyone smiles in the same language."

My birthday is on National Vegetarian Day. It makes me feel special 'cause I'm a very strict lacto-vegetarian.

I like writing, but I just started. Don't judge me, homedog.

I LOVE JAMES ROLLINS. Best author ever.

I'm on Gaia. I do fanfiction requests & commissions. You can pay me if you would like me to write something. I like other One Piece ficfans. My username is Marshmallow Crescendo.

Hakuna Matata, homesicles. Hakuna Matata.

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Second Division Prohibitions by elvenarchress reviews
Crack!Fic The Whitebeard Pirates draw up a list of 150 things their beloved fire-using younger brother is forbidden from doing…He finds a lot more to do!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Ace - Complete
Domino by Juraquille Amie reviews
After a weird conversation with his captain, Zoro finds it very uncomfortable to hang around a certain chef...
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Zoro, Sanji
Betting by GeckoMoriaShadowLord reviews
ZoSan. East Blue High is the meeting of different worlds; the rich and cultured life of Enies Lobby and the impoverished, bitter masses of Water 7. The line between them is lethal, and when one man crosses it, he discovers that the stakes are high. M
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 240,009 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
Homecoming Hill by TreeStar reviews
ZoLu.Winner of 10 awards: Best AU, Drama. In a mansion with a long bloody history, countless vanished people are trapped. Inside, Luffy is a feared yet traumatized outcast, a war is waging on 2 fronts, their time is running out, and now Zoro's moving in.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 131,628 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Zoro, Luffy
Straw Hat Question Corner by the-pyro-princess13 reviews
When boredom shows up, insanity comes over and asks to play. The Straw Hats are now broke and the only option left is a question and answer column in the Grand Line Times. The newspaper never got more fun to read. Please review with your questions.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 84 - Words: 26,058 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010
A Tiger by the Tail by BloodAmulet reviews
Don't piss off elder Gypsy women. Exactly the thing Trafalgar Law did and now he 'suffers' in the body of another creature, stuck in the 'care' of one Eustass Kidd. :yaoi:
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,870 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - E. Kidd, T. Law - Complete
Use the Force, Zoro! by Reda reviews
/one shot/ PURE CRACK! Light Yaoi! MihawkxZoro! Mihawk orders Star Wars for a Netflix movie and Zoro has a rather disturbing dream. Honestly, take the crack warning to heart.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Mihawk, Zoro - Complete
If by The Wandering Swordsman reviews
If Kaku had chosen the other fruit...If you squint it looks like KakuxZoro. M for blood.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Kaku, Zoro - Complete
Glutton for Love by The Sacred and Profane reviews
Jewelry Bonney is a woman of immense appetite. Oneshot for penniless1.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - J. Bonney - Complete
Onederland in Pieces by bludormouse reviews
After landing on an island in the Grand Line and feasting the night away with her nakama, Robin makes the mistake of being the first to go to sleep. When she awakes, she finds her world has gone to pieces-and its up to her to save the entire crew's sanity
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,730 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Robin, Franky
Crocodile And Friends Discover Reality TV by Beanstalks reviews
Crocodile has captured Robin and Revolutionaries, among others. Now he's forcing them to help them in his latest money-making scheme: reality TV.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,357 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Crocodile, Robin - Complete
Say What! by PRMSA 855 reviews
The day we hear these words uttered by the Straw Hat Pirates, hell has officailly frozen over! Rated T just in case. Please R&R.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
When Equivalent Exchange is Subjective by ruby star sorceress reviews
The Gate doesn't want your life, Edward Elric. It wants you to fulfill your destiny in another world. Perhaps, equivalent exchange and 'price' are subjective. Dropped into a world where Devil Fruit users and pirates dominate, how will he survive?FULLSUM-
Crossover - One Piece & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Luffy, Edward E.
Read It and Weep by Digitaldreamer reviews
Pre-movie In which the stitchpunks discover what some would describe as an... interesting document. 1 is not pleased.
9 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - 1 - Complete
Sifting Sand by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Every grain of sand looks the same, so what is one to do when one must find a single particular grain? Why, sift through the sand, of course. What does it matter how long it takes? Experimental Scar-centric fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Scar - Complete
Turnabout Pirates by Charlett reviews
A woman is found, murdered, in an alleyway on No Name Island. But when the finger is pointed at Zoro and people begin to sharpen their pitchforks, a rather... strange attorney is called to get him acquitted.
Crossover - One Piece & Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,660 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
House on the Roof by Taskemus reviews
[HavocxScar] The military has been searching for Scar and Havoc finds him. Yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Jean H., Scar - Complete
Zoro and the Incident of the Mary Sue by Digitaldreamer reviews
When the Going Merry stops at an island to gather supplies, Zoro meets a strange girl whom seems to believe that he's supposed to fall in love with her. Chaos insues as he attempts to fight off her and the scary Sueauthor who controls the fic. Pairings: Z
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/29/2005