Feuer Drache 99
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Joined 08-08-02, id: 249247
Author has written 8 stories for Artemis Fowl, Lord of the Rings, Daria, and Trigun.
I will be posting another Artemis Fowl fanfiction, and it will be much better than "Thoughts". This one actually follows much more closely to the original storylines of the books, so people can stop ragging on me about how stupid my old stories were. This story happens after the 3rd book but before the 4th. I'm not giving away any summaries or anything until I've posted the first chapter, which will be very soon.

I've also posted some brand new material on fictionpress.com:

Never Surprise A Werewolf

Herrick J├Ąger was a German werewolf hunter. He had finally cornered his prey only moments before, but now he was fighting for his life. The werewolf had attacked him before he could kill it, leaving him to bleed to death. Well, he was not going to die just yet. (T for gore/blood)

MY NAME IS NOW FEUERDRACHELP! I figured I needed a new name to go along with my account purging and my reappearance on fanfiction.net. _._

Wow, it has been two YEARS since I last posted on here! @.@ I would post a hell of a lot more if the stupid ff.net would get off their BUTTS and make a Music category... I'm seriously thinking about purging my account of all the retarded stuff on here from like two years ago, but I don't know what I'd put up since all my recent fanfics aren't in any category here...

I went through and DELETED all the majorly dumb, never-should-have-been-written, no-plot stories and most of the reviews I have gotten from them have been either flames or somebody complaining how "wrong" or "incorrect" it was. So there, now they're gone and nobody has to deal with them anymore. Happy now? >.>

Okay, I went through and re-read all my stories that are on here, and I was on the verge of insane laughter cause they were so dumb. I'm too lazy to rewrite anything, but I'd post some new stuff if there was a music category... or if I feel like writing anything related to anything that's on here. >.>

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Stories:

Completed
None

In Progress
Windmasters Saga Part One
Celebrin a Luin

Abandoned
Phoenix's Darkness
The Rebel

Deleted For Reasons Of Retardedness
The Battle
Two Rings
Thoughts

So now I'm back with a vengeance.

FeuerDracheLP (formerly the retarded Karita-chan)

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ARACHNOPHOBIA by Lances reviews
VxK/KxV? Vash takes care of his spiteful and reluctant brother. Knives must accept the situation since he's so badly injured. Biting words, tension and one broken butterfly. Question is: which one? Innocent, uncorrupted souls shouldn't read further.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,489 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Vash, Knives - Complete
needful by Mostly Harmless III reviews
A twisted serial killer chooses a new play toy: the detective in charge of his case. Detective Nicholas D. Wolfwood hunts the killer, but his own dark past surfaces to haunt him. SLASH, AU, adult themes, sexual content, strong language.
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 278,777 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete
Vash and the Old Folk's Home by MSkyDragons reviews
Vash's return with Knives has a hangup, a law requiring people 85 or older to reside at an Old Folk's Home. Meryl & Millie try to rescue Vash. Spongebaths, pyschopaths, flashbacks, psychiatrists, & a little romance. 26 fun & hilarious chapters [Completed]
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,572 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Complete
How do you make a grown Fellowship cry? by Ereneth reviews
Show them fanfiction...that's how!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Aragorn, Eomer - Complete
The Life of a Thief by Ryou Bakura by Sage Kaley reviews
Just as Christmas break rolls around, Ryou is given a report to write on ancient Egypt. Everyone urges him to use this as an excuse to bond with his yami. What Bakura tells him scares him, though not as much as the feelings Ryou gets for the yami. yaoi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Birds of a Feather by Blue Yeti reviews
ACTIVE. What would another genius say when they met our dear little Arty? Why do fairies idolise the Mud Men? What would you do if you found an illness which magic can't cure? War is declared, Artemis is shot, and the Lower Elements go BOOM!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,273 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 9/10/2002 - Artemis F.
The Student, The Typhoon, and The Closet by Scarlet Rurouni reviews
ON HIATUS What happens when I open my closet one day, only to be knocked to the floor by Vash the Stampede himself? Well... read and find out! Did I mention how shameless selfinserts are fun? :
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,836 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003
Strictly Ballroom by slime frog reviews
Pre-EC. As a celebration of the defeat of the B'wa Kell, a ball will be held for all fairies who were involved. However, this provides a perfect opportunity for enemies of the LEP to strike... COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,361 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 8/20/2002 - Complete
Everything's Not Lost by dreama727 reviews
slashless Frodo romance: a girl appears in Rivendell, and her past may threaten the quest. (sounds Mary Sue, but isnt (i hope!))
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,456 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/20/2003 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Frodo B.
Dragon Ball C by THE Elvenking reviews
Elvenking's back, and Calvin's fighting Gohan!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2003 - Published: 1/1/2002
A Twist of Fate by Stardust Firebolt reviews
What if Holly's father had never died? As a sinister plan unfolds, Holly finds herself tangled in a web of lies and betrayal. Then when she finally thinks she's made the right choice, she finds herself back to square one. (Completed)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,005 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 9/12/2002 - Complete
Escapes by Trisyl reviews
Artemis's getting tired of the rules and regulations set by his father. But is it really his father, or has he rescued the wrong man?FIFTEENTH CHAPTER HAS ARRIVED!!! I can breathe freely now! *gasps for air* R&R, please!!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,551 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 7/30/2002
Artemis Fowl, and the Spell of Change by Funny Bunny reviews
Rated for language. Artemis aquires a human spell that Mulch Diggums found. Only there's one problem, all human spells have one consenquence. Read, and Reveiw! First of FB's AF fics!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002
Here With Me Songfic by animefanatic 0 7 reviews
Well, my first ff story, I hope you like it, please do not butcher it, I'm not as good as the writers here, like Princess Karita, and Red Moon Kree. Please read and review! Oh and the song is from Michelle Branch.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2002
Peregrin's First Love by Pippins LiL GurL reviews
This story is about Peregrin finding a young hobbit by the name of Rowan Headstrong. She is very proper and sweet. Roan falls in love with Peregrin as well, but problems occur that can pull them apart. It is up to you to find ot what happens. Please R&R!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2002 - Peregrin T.
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A Fire In Red Sands reviews
A bounty hunting alien stranger arrives in a strange spaceship looking for Vash the Stampede, but he meets up with Knives instead. The two soon decide to eliminate the humans together, but can Vash stop them before they kill every human on the planet?
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/23/2006
Celebrin a Luin reviews
"If, on the darkest night, you chance to meet someone, do not trust them, even if they seem to be a friend." Frodo had heard that all his life, yet he had to ignore it now. He took a chance with telling them his name, and he could not risk another.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Frodo B.
A Lord of the Rings Poem reviews
This is a wierd poem I made up at random. Please read it, although it may have some odd elements to it. It describes mostly the Ring, and it's short. Please r/r.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/25/2003
A New Kid in Lawndale reviews
As you can guess, there is a new student at Lawndale High, but he's not like other kids, in many ways.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4/13/2003
Windmasters Saga Part One reviews
On their way to Cahradras, the Fellowship discovers a young girl badly wounded in the woods. Much to the disapproval of Boromir and the others, Aragorn hesitantly decides to take her along, but they are about to discover her long-kept secret...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,724 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2003 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Peregrin T.
Phoenix's Darkness reviews
I don't know what to say about this... It's mysterious, dark, and that's how I would describe it. Please read!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/23/2003
The Rebel reviews
The LEP think Artemis has been stealing some of the silver and gold from their mines, but he hasn't, and, as of late, has been recieving strange letters from one T. S. who might be a suspect. Who is this person, and could it be the culprit?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/22/2003
Thoughts reviews
This is my first songfic, and the lyrics are from Vanessa Carlton, "A Thousand Miles". Holly laid in her bed, thinking about Artemis and how much she really misses him. She finally gives in and goes to see him...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2002