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Hello people of fanficiton. My name is Uchiha Miyoki-chan. Let's see, besides the fact that I'm a music addict (having had many eargasms,) love anything related to technology, and have been deemed as an anti-social, moody, artist, (I neither support or deny this claim) I have many layers.

My favorite bands are: Flyleaf, Breaking Benjamin, The Devil Wears Prada, Hawthorne Heights, Disturbed, and Arteyu. I love chocolate, brocoli casserole and pizza but not together. My favorite animes are Pokemon and Naruto. I am a friend to the friendless. I hate people who are mean to others for no good reason. My friends say I'm 'violent'. My goal is to DOMINATE THE WORLD!!! *Insert evil laugh here* Not really. My goal is to be a Teacher. (Though what kind I shall not say.) I have a fear of bugs and people charging at me. But...The again...no one likes being charged at...I love Heavy Metal (if you couldn't tell) and Rap and Alternative Rock. I don't really know what else to say...Let me go into the deep complicated maze which is my mind.



And Think...

Well...That's all I got! Umm...Bye!

Oh...Wait! I must put this on my profile for the sake of all Naruto fans.

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SasuNaru fans, copy-paste this to your profile :

Mini Conference – ExpoAnime (USA):

An official interview with Kishimoto

“A group of fans asked Kishimoto what he thought about the doujinshi and fanfics of this pairing. He simply responded that it was his favourite pairing and that he always collected stuff of it. In addition, he stated that he wanted to give the manga a Shounen-ai ending” (Confirming it twice)

After the Interview, Kishimoto revealed that Sasuke was based on his best friend from High School, whom he admired and loved very much, and that Naruto was a reflection of himself and the adventures he would have liked to experience when he was young. He also emphasized that in the series there is not a love triangle, but rather a circle, like a fish biting its own tail. Naruto likes Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke and Sasuke has special feelings for Naruto.
However, he ended the note saying that Shippuden was going to be mainly about the fights and character development.

Random comments from the interview above :

“Masashi Kishimoto-sensei, creator of Naruto, who openly declared that he liked Shounen-ai, his favourite pairing was SasuNaru and that he was going to give the manga an end of that nature. Though it’s going to be an open-ending, it will be perceptible that Sasuke and Naruto end up together”

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

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If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II


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Man: Where have you been all my life?
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
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Woman: Unfertilized.

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Angsty Uke You are -40% Seme!
Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side

Most compatible with: Tyrant (for good old SM fun)

Favorite Qoutes

"Do you hate me? You and I are unique brothers. And even if I end up becoming an obstacle that you need to overcome, I'll always be there for you. Even if you end up hating me. That's what big brothers are for." -Itachi Uchiha

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every moment of it." -Unknown

"Give me an apple!" -Ryuk

"I'll do anything for Kira!" -Misa Amane (Kira #2)

"Forgive me, Sasuke, it ends with this..."-Itachi Uchiha

"All you have to do is dress up like Justin Beiber for my web show." "Oh, hell no! You can beat me unconcious, tie me to a pole, dress me up as a man, sell me as a jiggalo every day for three months, and give my soul to Orochimaru...but you will not make me dress up as Justin fucking Beiber." -Courtney and I

"Give me food..." Five minutes later: "Don't feed the bear, Star. You know what happens when you feed the bear? He gets upset because he gained five pounds, then he eats you." -Eli

"Help me with this." "I already told you how to do it!" "But I still need help." "Which one?" "...You know, the one with the numbers." "All of them have numbers!" "I'm glad we're on the same page." "Oh, just give it here! I'll do it for you." -Me and Roxanna

"You write porn on the internet!" "I don't write porn, I write graphic love stories!" -Jason L. and I

"Fuck you!" "We can go now but you're buying me dinner later." -Too many people in my life and I

"I've grown tired of my duties." "I've grown tired of my 'duties' also, that's why I'm trying to eat less." -Kelly and I

"You're hitting on my dad?! Why the hell are you looking at him like that?" "I'm not hitting on him. He was simply sitting in my line of vision, I looked for a moment too long, couldn't look away, and remarked that he was somwhat attractive." Jason shakes his head. "If it helps; you look just like him." -Jason C. and I

"Every rape begins with a shoulder touch." "Get your hand off my shoulder." -Christina W. and I

"It's not rape if you yell 'surprise' first." -Andrew W.

"EVASIVE MANUEVERS!" -Me for anything that it calls for (like tag or akward moments)

"We can do this the easy way or the hard way." "I'll take it long and hard." - Jason C. and I

"Don't interrupt. Rude." -Bon Qui Qui

"Doesn't he look like Roger from American Dad in that picture?" -Me

"Sometimes worry about you." "I worry about you, too. That's why I avoid going places with you; I'm a walking danger magnet...I'm glad we had this talk." "You just avoid going places with me because you don't like me." "It could be that, also." -My guardian and I

"I've been thinking-" "Is this another 'serious talk'?" "Yes." "Well, I'm out. If you need me, I'll be on Mars plotting to destroy the Earth. And do me a favor; don't need me." -My guardian and I

"I've been thinking again, and-" "You see, most of the problems you have start when you begin to think. Do the world a favor: don't think!" -My guardian and I

"Why are you so angsty?" "Because life sucks. And if you're wondering: 'Sucks what?' I'm thinking 'The cock of every rich bastard complaining about what to buy tomorrow.'" -Lidnsay C. and I

"Do you love yourself?" "Yes, everyday unless a hot guy is there to help, then he does it for me." "Do you make these comments becasue you're not happy with your life?" "No, I'm happy with myself and my life. It's the other that douchebags I hate." -My therapist and I

"Why are you so conflicted?" "Because there are so many colors to choose from!" -Jason C. and I

"Pretend that I'm one of those bastards from your childhood: 'Go off yourself.'" "Okay. But when I do, I'm so haunting your ass." "Will you be serious?" "I am being serious." "..." "Fine! I am worth something. I will not listen to you and hurt myself just because you have no self-esteem." "Good job. Moving on-" "I'm trying to move on but you keep making me remember crap that I'd rather forget." "Remembering helps you grow." "Really? I've been trying to add a couple of inches to my height." -Jason C. and I

"This is pointless." "No it's not, it has points there, and there, and there..." -Moo and I

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Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,939 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 5,183 - Follows: 2,897 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku - Complete
Breaking the confinement by anti-kk reviews
Confined to prison for the assassination, Naruto is thrown into the very center of ruthless murderers, thieves and rapists. OOC characters; Itachi-x-Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 155,147 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Get The Parents Together Again by Roerie Sky reviews
10 years after Itachi and Naruto's very bad break up, their children decides to find out the reason for their break up. And to see if they can bring their parents back together again. ItaNaru MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,678 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Quiet on the Campus by MaliceArchangela reviews
Sequel: After a long boring summer, Cin is ready to start college. But what happens when the Akatsuki show up injured at her front door? She heals them and they go off to college. But on the campus, can the boys keep their secret? Or will Cin go insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 86,003 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
Black Island by OakStone730 reviews
Most people would think that seven days on a tropical island would be a week in paradise, unless they were stranded on the island with their ex-husband. Pairings: Harry/Draco (background Hermione/Ron) Warnings: Slash, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,555 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lessons To Be Learned by smartcat reviews
You would think growing up would have an effect on a certain Blonde and Raven haired Uchiha. Think again. Those two may have PhDs but apparently, it proves nothing. Genius Professors, Moronic People. SasuNaru back in original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,909 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Only The Beginning by Squeeb100 reviews
San's POV on the first time she meets Ashitaka. REVIEWS! PLEASE GIVE ME REVIEWS ON THIS! It's my first story, so please! I beg of you!
Princess Mononoke - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2013 - San - Complete
Don't Find Me by scarletraven007 reviews
Naruto is the son of a company owner. His father doesn't care for him since his mother died. When he finally runs away he gets brought into the Akatsuki's care. He cooks and works in the bar. But that also included sexual harassment? All Members x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 138,254 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Shadows by fyd818 reviews
Hyuuga Hinata has felt like a failure her entire life. But when her father sends her away to marry a man she's never met, rumored to be a murderous monster, she finally has a chance to make a difference ... and rediscover her forgotten past. :Gaara x Hinata: Now complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,840 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - [Hinata H., Gaara] - Complete
Demon warrior and bride? by nolessthan3 reviews
Prince Sasuke must find a bride to claim the throne. Who is this peasent boy? ...Naruto nine-tailed demon fox ventures into town one day. Who is Sasuke Uchiha? When war is coming can Sasuke make a deal with the demon fox, not knowing it is Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,679 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Butterfly Trap by RestlessMe reviews
A rewriting of the season 9 episode 2 scene of Walden and Alan naked in the deck chair to be more porny. Has consent issues, dubcon/noncon/rape depending on who you ask, and a hint of somnophilia. Walden/Alan, obviously.
Two and a Half Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Alan H., Walden S. - Complete
CRACK FIC MADNESS ONE SHOTS! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
Plenty of crack one shots just for your amusement people. Formerly How Naruto Got Sasuke To Come Back To Konoha. xSTILL CRACKx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,475 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Karma Equals Retribution by Writing Keeper reviews
SEQUEL TO THERAPIST EQUALS THE RAPIST Sasuke, like many other kings, don't believe in karma. However karma does exist and it has come back for Sasuke's dues. SasuNaru WARNED! Though not listed, there will be romance. Rated M mostly for disturbing scenes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Books Don't Teach Everything by YaoiLosersOnTheLoose reviews
Sai overhears Ino and Sakura having a conversation, and it gets his brain turning. SaiNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sai
The Wedding! by kimmiesjoy reviews
There is a wedding!
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Know How To Fall by Imperial Mint reviews
It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall. ItaNaruIta. AU. Collab with Disgruntled Minion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,855 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Therapist Equals The Rapist by Writing Keeper reviews
Sasuke is a being that feeds on the human soul through sex. Naruto is a detective investigating a rape and Sasuke is his prime suspect. What would become of the two when their paths cross? Was it meant to be or is a disaster waiting to happen? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,354 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Birthday surprise! For UchihaMiyokiRuquayya by Mikoyami reviews
An Itachi one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Scrap of Humanity by Minerva Teller of tales reviews
The dark haired boy leaned down and pat Naruto's head softly. We're all lonely. What's your name? he whispered near the blonde's ear coaxing him away from his leg and closer to his chest. ItaNaru, onesided SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,483 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
What To Do by Tsuki6047 reviews
A romance poem about Sasuke and how he feels for Sakura. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Book of Endings by Uskius reviews
A series of shorts illustrating many possible endings for Naruto. "The shuddering breath escaping from his lips like the soul of a dying man, Naruto Uzumaki fell down to his knees..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,665 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
What to do and not do in the Elemental Nations by Uchiha Rai reviews
rewriting it so it doesnt violate site rules
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011
Quiet on the Golf Course by MaliceArchangela reviews
Cin was never a girl who went out looking for adventure. In fact, she was more than content with her average quiet life. But all that would change in one fateful day out on the golf course when she comes across someone who simply cannot keep quiet!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 143 - Words: 135,312 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Notes from a Killer by xxKhaleesixx reviews
On a dark night in Haddonfield, Michael Myers rescues a woman who is being raped. He takes her to his childhood home, keeping her prisoner. Refusing to speak aloud, Michael writes her sticky notes. MichaelxOC. COMPLETE! Over 120k views! Reader discretion - please be aware I started writing this when I was 13. A lot will not make sense and is very silly. I plan to edit the story.
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,238 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Welcome to My Life by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
AU. Sasuke and Naruto are rivals. Sasuke is a jerk and geek, Naruto is loud and popular. But as they learn about each other could love bloom? With pressures from friends and family there are many obsticals to over come.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,132 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Under Their Skin: Akatsuki by Kita Kudai reviews
How to get 'under the skin' of the infamous Akatsuki! Twenty one easy steps.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Lullaby For A Stormy Night by YaoiLosersOnTheLoose reviews
L, the world's greatest detective,was deathly afraid of storms. What can a certain Yagami do to help? Song is "Lullaby For A Stormy Night" by Vienna Teng. OneShot. Songfic. May continue. Beta'd by Poppy Salvatore-Ozera
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/27/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Circle The Drain by bored spitless reviews
He's loves the Hollywood lifestyle. drugs, sex, booze. all of it. and it hurts me so damn much. rated due to references of drug abuse and domestic abuse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
Raped by LoZfanchick reviews
Itachi rapes Naruto, what will happen when Sasuke finds out? short chapters, sasunaru and itanaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,214 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crisp by Caught.In.The.Act reviews
Naruto comes home early from work one day and finds Sasuke doing something a lot unconventional and a little embarrassing. "I don't know what you're talking about...and this isn't an apron." SasuNaru, but not explicit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Forgotten by ItaNaruLover reviews
Sasuke finally returns to Konoha to see his blond again finally after all this time. But when he returns he discovers naruto has become mentally unstable. What will Sasuke do now? Can he fix something thats too broken to be fixed? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,328 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
DEIDARA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a DEIDARA! To maximise the benefits and enjoyment of your unit, read the following guide carefully and learn to love and care for your very own Iwa Bomber!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Deidara - Complete
Something After Practice by TeddyRuxpin reviews
It's a oneshot with KonahamoruxNaruto pairing. Or NarutoxKonahamoru however you want to say it. boyxboy, yaoi, love, Rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Konohamaru S., Naruto U. - Complete
Living, of Course, Isn't Any Newer by panda-sensei reviews
When you go home, you are supposed to feel safe. All Sasuke feels is pain, fear and neglect. Tormented by the very family that is supposed to protect him. Warnings; Bad summary, Abuse, Rape, Yaoi, Rated M. Part II:4 FINALLY up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,084 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Personality Quiz by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
The Naruto characters take a survey to find more about themselves, and get advice on romance and much more.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007
Book of Absolutely Everything You Wanted To Know by Forgotten in Shadows reviews
When Naruto finds a magic notebook that knows everything, what sort of mayhem will unsue? Don't ask me, just read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,055 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Naruto U.
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
KAKASHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Really, I Love You, Teme! by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
A sequel to 'Will You Love Me, Dobe'. After they marriage, Naruto and Sasuke lived happily...or do they really? With their usual arguments, daily problems and all... And what! Naruto's pregnant! SasuNaru, yaoi, mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,076 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Will You Love Me, Dobe? by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Sasuke loves Naruto so much. He does everything he could to confess his undying love for the kitsune without words. The thing is, will Naruto discover his feelings and return it back to him? SasuNaru Yaoi Sequel: Really, I Love You, Teme!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,524 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
You're Gonna Be a Daddy! by Mishkoret reviews
Sasuke gets some very interesting news from several different people...how will he handle it? Sasunaru, mpreg, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rising Star by Umeko Tsumagoi reviews
Oneshot Haruka is well on her way to becoming a Pokemon Master, but now there's a problem, and she decides to ask Daigo for advice. Gamebased, fluff, Daigo x Haruka Steven x May . 12.30: Another minor edit. :O
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Steven S./Daigo, May/Haruka - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy's Not Allowed to Do by Barbarella reviews
Just a little list of things Draco's not allowed to do anymore as the title says not really sure I can summarize it any more than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Draco M.