Hi, I'm moon1210, okay, I highly doubt anyone's gonna read this because I never posted any stories because I was just so lucky to be blessed with the crappiest computer in the history of crap. :) So if you happen to know any cool sites similar to FanFiction WITHOUT all the stinky uploading and files and junk (As I'm sure you noticed, I'm not the most handy person with computers/techy stuff around), I would like to know via PM. Now just because I haven't posted any stories, doesn't mean that I haven't wrote any. I would be glad to share them with anyone willing to give them a chance by PM. I have written FanFics for THE SANDLOT, PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS, THE SISTERS GRIMM, HARRY POTTER, THE OUTSIDERS, and GLEE. All of them are a work in progress, I'm planning and working out all the bumps and perfecting the details. So here are the summaries and story info:

BENNY'S BEST FRIEND ( THE SANDLOT FANFIC)

(Crappy title, I know.) OBVIOUSLY this one is about Benny's best friend. Benny and Charlotte Baker (Charlie) must have been siblings in a past life because in this one, any person in the Valley could tell you they might as well have been because they were just that close. They seem to be happy just playing ball 24/7, but the problem is Benny has his friends and Charlie has her's. You've met the Sandlot guys...have you met the Sandlot girls??? There's Krissy, Patti, Mary, Anna, Destiny, Lucy, and of course, Charlie. Somehow, Benny and Charlie manage to bring these completley different people together, when they need it the most. And along the way, they discover a connection that they never had before, a bond. And maybe, just maybe, the others can find it too. BENNYxOC...other posible pairings.

RATING: T... later chapters possibly rated M GENRE: FRIENDSHIP/ROMANCE CHARACTERS: BENNY R./OC CHAPTERS: 1 half of a Chapter.

CAMP HALF-BLOOD: THE NEXT GENERATION ( PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS FANFIC)

(Original title, huh??) Since the war, Camp Half-Blood has changed immensley. But this story goes back before the war. After The Big 3 made their vow to produce no more Demi-Gods. After Perseus Jackson, son of Poseidon, had been born, a vow between The Big 3 had been passed stating that they could not produce anymore Half-Blood children. This, you know. But what remains unknown to you until now is that Poseidon had gone against the vow and a baby boy was born. Fearful of the wrath of his brothers, Poseidon gave the child to Chiron, the Centaur, who resided in peace at Camp Half-Blood and took joy in training and tutoring the young Demi-Gods, and instructed him to keep the child at the camp safely...and secretly. Poseidon also instructed that when the child was old enough, Chiron was to treat it as any other camper. Obviously when that happened, the child would be discovered. But Poiseidon decided that soon enough his brothers would fail to maintain their allegiance to the vow, and that he would not be punished. That, or his brothers would either forget the vow or retire it. Poseidon had no opinion on how the child was raised, and he didn't care. He only wished for the child to be protected by his brothers while it was defenseless as an infant. Chiron named the child Daniel. The foolish Lord Poseidon's predictions was correct. Hades next broke his vow. He had produced twins. A boy and girl. Having exactly the same thoughts as his brother, his actions were identical also. Chiron named the two newborns Jade and Jasper. And finally, Zeus, the king of all kings, had fallen victim to temptation, and had produced a baby girl. When he, too, turned to the solace of Camp Half-Blood, Chiron, distressed with the burden of caring for now a 4th infant, revealed the secret of his brothers' betrayal to their vow. Zeus, in the same position of his brothers, had no right to be angry with them for their mistakes. So he shrugged off their broken promise and stated that they start anew. In their embarrassment of having been discovered, Poseidon and Hades quickly agreed and all 3 of the brothers, this time around, stayed true to their word, and produced no more Half-Bloods after that. Though they had been caught in their act of betrayal, the Gods still wished for the 4 children to be raised at Camp-Half Blood. Where Daniel, son of Poseidon, Jade and Jasper, son and daughter of Hades, and Charlie, daughter of Zeus could grow up and train without hiding or in fear. Why lie to more Demi-God children about who they truly are?
14 years later, and after the war, those children were still at Camp Half-Blood. Still training, still learning, as a new generation...

RATING: T...later chapters possibly rated M GENRE: DRAMA/ROMANCE CHARACTERS: THE PJO GANG/OCs CHAPTERS: 1

EPIC SABRINA/PUCK STORY ( THE SISTERS GRIMM FANFIC)

(The best title yet, huh???) The title says it all. Should end up being almost as long as the best Sisters Grimm fanfiction, AynesAndSkye's No Matter What. But obviously, it won't be that good. But pretty close. There's too much that happens in this story to fit it in a summary.

RATING: M GENRE: ROMANCE/ADVENTURE CHARACTERS: SABRINA G./PUCK G. CHAPTERS: 1

Hogwarts: The Next Generation

NOW, SOME RANDOM THINGS THAT I HAPPEN TO ENJOY AND LAUGH AT.

"Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something." ~Draco Malfoy, HARRY POTTER

"Why is the rum always gone? (staggers drunkenly into the wall) Oh, that's why." - Jack Sparrow of course!

Jack Sparrow: "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not upset anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But that's okay, you never returned the shirt you borrowed from them either.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will tell off the crowd that left you and tell you that you're to good for them anyways

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up into the toliet. After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby.

-Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

-Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

-The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

-Forecast for tonight: darkness

-If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

-If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

-We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

-The below statement is true

The above statement is false

-Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

-PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

-Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

-I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah!

-Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

-Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

-My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

-I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

-Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

-I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

-Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

-Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

-You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

-By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

-A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

I went to a party, Mom And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didnt drink and drive, Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right, The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece, I never knew what was coming, Mom Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom Im getting really scared. These are my final moments, And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say I love you, Mom So I love you and good-bye.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

ISN'T ALL THAT STUFF TOTALLY GREAT???!!! :)