Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Vampire Diaries, Hunger Games, and Assassin's Creed.
AU - Alternative Universe
I am an Assassin.
I am the Dovahkiin.
I have killed many zombies and protected those I care about.
The call to my duty will never end.
I have been Dishonored.
I have lived my lives and told many tales.
I am a Gamer.
The Hunger Games
The Elder Scrolls
Call of Duty
Attack on Titan
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
You know that you have a Hunger Games dependence when
(x) You write ff because the books where not enough
(x) You scream TEAM PEETNISS in the middle of The Hunger Games movie
( )You sleep with your Mockingjay pin.
(?)You read the books in your language but you still ordered them in English from Amazon.
(x)You want a Bf like Peeta
(x)You started braiding you hair.
(X)You want an arch
(X) You have dreams with Peeta and Katniss
( ) You want to die your hair pink like Effie.
You know that you have a Twilight dependence when
(x)You want to bee a vamp.
(x) You kissed Edward's poster.
(x)You want a wedding like Bella's
( ) You hate Jacob soo much that u send SM a letter to rewrite the books and kill Jacob in NM.
(x) You had a vamp costume at Halloween
(x) You wanna marry Edward
( ) You shiver when your Bio teacher moves you
(x) You have a Bella Barbie (Actually Edward and Jacob forget Bella)
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