Poll: Favourite Beatle? Vote Now!
Author has written 13 stories for Across the Universe, and Harry Potter.
THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!! So I entered my name into this little boxy thingy, right? This is what happened XD
You're alone with the Beatles in a room. What do they do?
John travels to spain with brian
Paul talks about his immovable heterosexuality while paiting his toenails
George demands you to give him a blowjob while he plays the ukelele
You were randomly selected to lose the game. I apologize for this but sometimes life is just not fair.
ELLO LOVES! :D
I am the awesome, magical, epic Wizard of... Beatles (:
John¸.• •.¸Paul¸.• •.¸George¸ .• •.¸Ringo
Yes. I am random. Very, very, very, very much so.
I love James Paul McCartney!!!!!!!!!
Actually, I love all of the Beatles, but Paul beats (ahahahaha..."beats" get it? I just did) John, George, and Ringo by a fraction of a percent.
P e o p l e o f t h e s a m e s e x d o n ' t n e c e s s a r i l y h a v e t o b e g a y t o f a l l i n l o v e y o u k n o w . N o t h i n g i s b l a c k a n d w h i t e , o r s i m p l e , a n d t h i s s c a r e s a l o t o f p e o p l e. J o h n L e n n o n a n d P a u l M c C a r t n e y h a d t h e b i g g e s t a n d b e s t e s t b r o m a n c e i n h i s t o r y . I t s s o t r u e a n d s o b e a u t i f u l . B u t a s m u c h a s t h e y m a y h a v e l o v e d e a c h o t h e r , i t w o u l d b e s o w i e r d t o s e e t h e m k i s s . J u s t w r o n g .
O k a y , m a y b e a l i t t l e c u t e (:
MUSIC FTW!!! YEAH
No, I am not new to FanFiction, I was just too lazy to bother creating an account...until now.
Music = Life, Love, and Happiness. I sing, play guitar, bass, clarinet, and piano, write songs/poems/stories, and without music, I would die o.o
I also draw (:
I am a grammar and spelling freak. I don't know why though.
I LIKE FUNNY WORDS (:
British. Accents. Are. Firetrucking. Amazing.
So is Fez's (:
I don't know what my favourite song is, so don't ask P:
AHAHAHA British spellings are funny... colour XD
Yes, I do in fact like other bands/artists than The Beatles. A couple are: The Rolling Stones, Jet, Cheap Trick, Led Zepplin, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bob Marley (I have the same birthday as him (: ), Jack Johnson, The Doors, The Romantics, Van Halen, Aerosmith, Linkin Park, Yellowcard, All American Rejects, Green Day, Incubus, Sublime, The Police, Oasis, The Ramones, The Used, Senses Fail... *out of breath* Yeah...
I stalk myself o.o I'm always on FaceBook or here checking to see if I have any notifications.
Oh yeah, if you're not too much of a creep and I get to know you, then message me and I'll send you my FaceBook link (:
School sucks. Period.
So do my teachers. Except my band teacher (: He kicks ass.
I'm auditioning for American Idol Season 12 (:
I've gots some awesome peoplezz on heree!! LittleAngel LittleDevil, sunshineharrison, StrawberryLily777, michelleandjulia, beatlemaniacnumerouno, CheekyVixen7, and shelbyharrison. I love all of ya'll (:
Anyone else wants to get on that list of awesomeness just talk to me! (:
Did I really forget to put my favourite books? Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, Dragon Slippers, all books by Scott Westerfeld, The Kane Chronicles, The Chronicles of Narnia, SO YEAH PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING IN THAT GENERE
Peace N Love
Oh yeah... I'm Mandy (:
Good times...gooooodddd times...:
Spelling, Grammar, and... Sleeping XD
Emily: Spelling, and grammer, are basicly the samee thing you whore :P
Me: Emily, you FAIL. Spelling is what words are made up with, and words what sentences are made up of, sentences make paragraphs, paragraphs make chapters, and CHAPTERS MAKE STORIES :D Grammar is using those words correctly so things don't sound retarded. Now, do you really want a retarded-looking story? No, I think not. (:
Em: Um sure, but i mean like spelling, is how to and the action, of S P E L L I N G the word itself , and grammar is the right punk chew a tion, idk , obviously to spell. so you got the writing skills, i got the outdoor skills, like hiking fishing, that kinda stuff, ya know ?? and yea, main point, spelling and grammar, ARE the same thing,
Me: *facepalm* Emily, no. They are certainly NOT the same thing! Dear lord, child, what am I gonna do with you!? AND IT'S PUNCTUATION! PUNCTUATION! IT'S NOT THAT HARD!! Oh well, I'm tired and I wanna sleep! Chao! Au revior! Aloha! Adios! :D
Em: *slaps your four head* Just admit it , this time im right, and i wont the war >:)
Me: *sigh* forehead...
Em: *stares in the eye, straight face* ...
Me: ... *gives you the Amanda Look* Oh and by the by, you spelled "won" wrong ^^
Em: HOW DO YOU ALWASY WIN THESE?!?!?!?!
Me: Because I'm awesomesauce like that :D
Em: Noo, cause your my REALL mom born in the same generation as me, cause it wouldnt make sense if we had the same mom or anything, so you were brought to me by fate, or destiny whahhht ever, .. MOM
Me: Oh, so I'm mom, hm? GO TO SLEEP THEN! MOMMY'S TIRED! NAP TIME!
Em: So im your daughter aye? NOOO I DONT WANNA IM NOT TIRED!!!!!!... Are we really doing this ?
Me: ...Yes. Yes we are. Indeed. Exactly. Other so called "big" words that I'm to lazy to conjure from the depths of my mind X.x
Em: were idiots, good night mom
Me: YES! VICTORY! GOOD NIGHT :D
Em: >:) sike im just so fantastic arent it :). i feel dumb. goodnight
Me: (: Finally, peace at last!
Em: !!!! why do you always win!?!?!?!?!
Me: ^^ (:
AWESOME QUOTES!!!! ~
"I used to think that anyone doing anything weird was weird. I suddenly realized that anyone doing anything weird wasn't weird at all and it was the people saying they were weird that were weird." --Paul McCartney
"Somebody said to me, 'But The Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John [Lennon] and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool." --Paul McCartney
"It came in a vision — a man appeared on a flaming pie and said unto them, 'From this day forward you are Beatles with an A.' Thank you Mister Man, they said, thanking him." --John Lennon
"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?" --John Lennon
“You have to be a bastard to make it, and that’s a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on Earth.” --John Lennon
“Later, I went back and looked at it and realized that the walrus was the bad guy in the story and the carpenter was the good guy. I thought, ‘Oh, shit, I picked the wrong guy. I should have said, “I am the carpenter.”’ But that wouldn’t have been the same, would it? ‘I am the carpenter…’” --John Lennon
“You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are!” --John Lennon
“Part of me suspects that I’m a loser, and the other part of me thinks I’m God Almighty.” --John Lennon
"I'd rather be a musician than a rock star." --George Harrison
"I'd like to end up sort of... unforgettable," --Ringo Starr
"I like grapes." --Ringo Starr
There you go again, hiding behind your strange cliches!" --Ringo Starr
"I'm a tidy sort of bloke. I dont like chaos. I keep the tea in the tea caddy, the records in the record shelf, and the pot in the pot box." --George Harrison
"Everyone is capable of getting world peace. I just dont think they realize it." --John Lennon
"Imagine all the people living life in peace." --John Lennon
"We were the Spice Boys." --George Harrison
"Are you a mod or a rocker?" "Um, no. I'm a mocker." --Ringo Starr
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." --John Lennon
"I'm often afraid, and I'm not afraid to be afraid, though it's always scary. But it's more painful to try not to be yourself." --John Lennon
"The time you enjoyed wasting, was not wasted." --John Lennon
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." --John Lennon
"Will all the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? All the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry. [At Royal Variety Performance 4th November 1963]" --John Lennon
"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." --Ferris Bueller
"Well, yes, ma'am, I do... I mean, I got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs, a few blank sheets of paper. I mean, I love waking up in the morning not knowing what's gonna happen or, who I'm gonna meet, where I'm gonna wind up. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine people. I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you... to make each day count." --Jack Dawson
"Look what I got! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess whats inside it!" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"You'd have to be as mad as a Hatter. Which luckily, I am." --Mad Hatter
"Stay Gold, Pony... stay gold." --Johnny Cade
"People often ask me if I consider myself an optimist. In my eyes I'm just a fool, but a happy fool at that. A fool with the ability to lie and convice herself that everything's okay when in reality my world is crashing down around me. If that's an optimist, then there must be plenty of lying fools in the world." -- Mandy Jo Bates (me)
"People, generally, suck," -- Christopher Moore
"OMG! UFO!!!" --Lily
"D-I-P-S-H-I-T. Dipshit." --Carlos
"OO LOOK AT ME IM A HIPPIE AND I SING ABOUT TREES" --Gavin
"Oh, mints!" --Kristen
" FIRE ZE MISSELZ! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"
"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes."
"Some people are like slinkies. Useless, but it's so fun to push them down stairs (:"
"My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone."
"I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me"
"Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches do"
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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
-You burn food to see if it smells good.
-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
-Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family.
-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
-You sometimes try to control water.
-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
-Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
-You are a PJO character for Halloween.
-Recite lines randomly from the books.
-When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
-You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about more percabeth fluff!).
-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.(guilty)
-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.(again guilty)
-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(ANNABETH!!)
-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
-You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
MWAHAHAHA PJO QUOTES :D
1. (At the Hoover Dam) "Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."
2. "Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."
3. "Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut up."
4. "Dreams like a podcast,
"Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
"A god named Fred?"
5. "Something was wrong with Luke," Annabeth muttered, poking at the fire with her knife. "Did you notice the way he was acting?"
"He looked pretty pleased to me," I said. "Like he'd spent a nice day torturing heroes."
"That's not true! There was something wrong with him. He looked...nervous. He told his monsters to spare me. He wanted to tell me something."
"Probably, 'Hi, Annabeth! Sit here with me and watch while I tear your friends apart. It'll be fun!'"
6. He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatcailly.
"That last line was four syllables.” Artemis said.
Apollo frowned. “Was it?”
“Yes. What about 'I am so bigheaded'?”
“No, no, that’s six syllable, hhhm.” He started muttering to himself.
Zoe Nightshade turned to us. “Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. 'Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I’d had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a godess from Sparta-"
“I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” He bowed, looking very pleased with himself.
7. "Percy, meet Gladiola. Gladiola, Percy."
I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me, but she looked deadly serious.
"I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle," I said. "Forget it."
"Percy," Annabeth said. "I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle."
The poodle growled.
I said hello to the poodle.