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Hi! I live in Australia, and you can call me Kat. Enough to say that I am a girl and still in high school. Also my profile is kinda long so there is a button at the top to hide it if you can't be bothered. :D Enjoy your trip to the ethereal realms of my slightly twisted psyche. :)


Fave Quote: Reading is the special key to take you where you want to be.

I watch: Bones, NCIS, Castle, Numb3rs, White Collar, Burn Notice

Fave Movies: Ever After, You've Got Mail, Alice, The Lake House


Blanket Disclaimer in case I forget: I do not own any of the shows that may or may not be represented here. I am not making any money from my stories. All rights belong to whoever it is that owns the show.


Story Status':

No current WIP's


How to know if you are a writer:

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.


Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.


Movie Quotes I like:

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. - Wesley, The Princess Bride

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. - Wesley, The Princess Bride

Yes, I will go down in history as the man who opened a door. - Leonardo da Vinci, Ever After

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die. - Inigo, The Princess Bride

This is either madness, or brilliant.
Yes it's remarkable how often those two traits coincide. - Will and Jack, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl


Fave TV show quotes:

McGeek, McGoogle. - Tony, NCIS

Well he is wounded and he always growls like a bear. It's his way of never letting anyone know when he's hurting. Yours is to be moody. - Tony to Kate, NCIS

So he's not really an artist, more a copyer.
No, more like drawing the Mona Lisa freehand. - Don and Alan, Numb3rs

You are a particular kind of bastard. - Hagan to Neal, White Collar


If you can't amaze them with your intellect, baffle them with your bullsh*t


You know you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


If you've ever seen a movie or a TV show (You know which ones I mean, lol) so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, even when whoever you are quoting it to doesn't understand it; put this in your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love God to no end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this into your profile.

If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior, and you want everyone visits sees your profile to know, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in God, put this in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.


The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism


Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.


If you have music in your soul, post this onto your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.


WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
Post this on your profile.


THINGS TO PONDER:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you! ~It's worse when you think they are out to get you!


REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile)

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

3. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWAHAHAHAHA!!

4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

5. One word: MINIONS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! (Although I have my brothers.)

6. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

7. WORLD DOMINATION!


Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this. *Raises stump*)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


Annoying/fun things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Tell the truth and run.

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Don’t mess with me, I’ve got a stick.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I did what they say and chose the road less travelled...Now where the heck am I?

Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this onto your profile.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and then you'll understand."


-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.


Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

"All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them." ~ Walt Disney

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'


I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up"

-By linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.


Sticks and Stones may scar my skin, but words slice through my soul within

If you have ever killed a joke, copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both… copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy this into your profile…

…and if that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy this into your profile

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Facebook, Friendship and Fighting by CSI Encyclopedia reviews
NCIS on Facebook. Rated a T for mild use of language and sexual references Cough,Tony . Jibbs, Tate, McAbby mainly!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010
Nine Lives by thebondgirl reviews
"Well...looks like...I've...finally...run out...Boss," he gasped quietly in the direction of the small opening. "And what is it you've run out of DiNozzo?" The gruff voice sounded just that bit scared, and rightly so. Tony smiled grimly. "Al...mosts."
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,715 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Silence by moonlightdreamer1 reviews
Set sevral years after the books, Harry isn't talking and Severus wonders why. Slash, don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,969 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Distance Between Absolutes by LovelyLivy reviews
Kiss somebody in the rain. Tell them you love them just because. Never say never to something you wish you had the strength to do. Forgive even if you wish didn't have to. Regret nothing. Long OneShot that deals with changing lives. TIVA. MCABBY. JIBBS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,728 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The First Time by Stephanie2233 reviews
Other than smiling, how did Tony come to join NCIS? Gibbs and his team go to Baltimore to investigate the death of a Petty Officer. They find out his death is connected to an ongoing undercover op conducted by Baltimore's very own, Detective DiNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,280 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Taylor Swift by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Tony goes snooping through Ziva's desk and finds out one of her guilty pleasures. Her reaction gets him curious as to why these songs speak to her without even knowing that the reason might be himself.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,575 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
To Whom it May Concern by She-Goes-Left reviews
A series of notes involving overcapitalisation, underlining and excessive punctuation. And sprinkles.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
A Cry for Help by ncismom reviews
Tony has to get away from the demons that are haunting him and he turns to an unexpected source for help. Father/son. This story has been reposted in smaller chapters for easier reading. COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 142,003 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
My Father's Keeper by Emerald1 reviews
When Gibbs goes too far protecting Tony after the events in Flesh and Blood, who will pay the ultimate price?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,254 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Bone of My Bone by PrincessFi reviews
Gibbs fears the worst when Tony keeps a secret, but the truth makes him take another look at his senior agent.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,563 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Therapy by PrincessPatrice reviews
The team are forced by the Sec Nav to attend therapy sessions, which reveil some interesting things about thier childhoods, especially Tonys. Tony whump, Team friendship, Gibbs/Tony Father/Son Spoilers for Faith in later Chapters
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,472 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Two Weeks Notice by maleshka reviews
Tony has finally reached boiling point and hands in his resignation. Gibbs has two weeks to change his mind. Rated for language.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,421 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by Iellix reviews
We all have secrets, no matter where we come from or what we do. There's no escaping it--ever. Alice and Hatter have to learn how to deal with that.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
A Last Family Christmas by Emerald1 reviews
An out of town interview gives Gibbs a glimpse of his newest agent he never expected; one he couldn't walk away from.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,549 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Just once by pamy reviews
At the end of Lost and Found tony watches the kid leave and sinks into a deep depression. Can Gibbs and the team safe him? Or is it to late for our favorite senior field agent? Please read and review
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,498 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Tony D. - Complete
The Day Before The Day by InsaneMelon reviews
COMPLETE Gibbs had always known that Tony would make a damn fine investigator. Even before they met again in Baltimore..." Pre-Series/slightly AU, Gibbs/Tony, Father/Son
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,633 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Child's Play by Aquila1 reviews
Ziva stopped short, entranced by the sight in front of her... Just where does Tony go every Thursday night? TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
A Christmas Carol by howzat reviews
Ducky finds an unexpected ally at the NCIS Christmas party.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Ducky M., Tony D. - Complete
Love is not Required by NemesisFate reviews
Harry and Severus have to get married. They find they don't mind so much. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,183 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
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You Know It reviews
Episode tag, Chained S2xE9 "You got my back, Tony?" The question rang in my ears, reverberating through my skull, mocking me, taunting me. I could still hear my answer, a lie that had fallen as easily from my cursed lips as the truth. "You know it."
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
Surprises reviews
Abby is conspiring against Tony to throw him a surprise party for his long forgotten birthday when a phone call and a kidnapping throw a spanner in the works. Rated T just in case, for violence. Now complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,555 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
True Colours reviews
He could see through her, everyday he looked into her eyes and he could see through to the lost little girl that wanted nothing more than to cry. It was killing him. He had to tell her. Based not long after T&C. Pretty OOC.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Why? reviews
Why did he trash his apartment? Why did he have to write that book? Why did he not see it? All of us have have those days that seem to come from our worst nightmares, but what has happened to send McGee over the edge?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
Expectations reviews
Was Omar the real reason behind Anthony DiNozzo Sr.'s surprise visit to D.C. Or was there a more ominous purpose. Have we all missed the side to him that is so hard to show?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Protection reviews
Why had he felt the need. It made no sense. Spoiler warning 3x8 'Undercovers' Rated k-plus for violence.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Umbrellas reviews
Just a one-shot, drabble. From the mail man's POV .Suck at summaries, sorry. :D R&R.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
Couldn't Live Without You reviews
He had to know. Had to know what happened. Set just after 7x13 – Jet Lag. Rated K-plus for safety
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Staring reviews
Gibbs is just staring at him it is really starting to creep him out. Short one-shot told from the Kling-on's POV in season fours 'Witch Hunt' episode
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete