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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Legend of Korra, and Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas.

Ok... should probably tell everyone a little about myself. I'm currently 19 y.o and I live in the good ol' Land Down Under. Though why they call it the Land Down Under and not the Land On Top is beyond me. I am of the firm opinion that everyone got it wrong and we are in fact on top of the world and Australia will one day rule said world through our awesomeness.

I have an unhealthy fascination with boy on boy action. Seriously. There's something about it that really turns me on. I also tend to like the whole opposites attract thing, which is why I refuse to read the 7th Harry Potter book. The epilogue never happened and I can carry on believing that Harry and Draco will either figure out their love for one another...or at least go into a hotel somewhere and shag...or Draco was actually female and was epically awesome in pretending she/he was male.

My many, many, many favorite animes include, but are not limited to - Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto - which I sincerely hope will become a shonen ai -, Death Note, Bleach, One Piece, Sailor Moon - you just can't beat the classics -, GTO, Nodome Cantabile - I play violin...XD-, Inuyasha, Gravitation, FMA, The Wallflower, School Rumble - which has GOT to be the most epically awesomest anime ever created. Really. You have a badass who's actually a pansy in love with the most oblivious girl in the universe who's in love with a guy who only thinks about curry. That's not mentioning all the other side plots going on at the same time as this. And there is a pig called Napoleon. Need I say more?-, Hana Yori Dango, Itazura na Kiss Junjou Romantica, etc. Pretty much anything that has comedy/romance/action.

Movies I like include - The Princess Bride, Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas- Eris RULES- Death Race, Sprited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, The Addams Family, Bride and Prejudice, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter - if only for the eye candy..., and various others.

I eat waaaay to much sugar to be considered healthy. Way to much. I make up for this unhealthiness by rarely eating at fast food places, having a obsession with all things Japanese and Thai and knowing how to cook. My friends tell me that I am excessively vain, have way to high of an opinion of myself and should stop being a one woman 'What not to wear' show every time I see them. I retaliate by telling them that bad fashion is a crime that should be punishable by at least ordering the person charged to go seek counseling and/ or help. I'm hyper nearly all the time, and when I am not hyper I am sleeping. The same can be said of my eating habits.

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Quotes I live by -

I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly...” - Mitch Hedberg

You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "Uh huh." Dinosaurs. You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus...with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.” - Bill Hicks

... here's how you know, that you're really drunk ... I figured it out ... when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time ... - Dane Cook

You never make secret hallways normal height, they always have to be uncomfortable. Like Why the fuck did I build them like this?! Where's my Lab!?! -Dane Cook

Just for the record my Arab friends, I don't do any Arab jokes in my act. Its not that I don't think you are funny. It's just .. I don't know, I don't wanna... die? - Russell Peters

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. - random

We'll get along just fine as soon as you realise I'm God - random

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye

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Well, I guess that's it from me.

Ja ne!

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It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6300 - Favs: 11,778 - Follows: 4,517 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Magical Secrets at Sea by digisammiegirl reviews
Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,766 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 3,064 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
In the Circle of Elemental Arms by Kryssa's flute reviews
Magic runs strong in the students of Ouran, even in one klutzy scholarship student. Epilogue: The strength of Earth and Wind shows when they face their lost Water. 'We don’t want to leave Ouran knowing that you’re not part of us anymore.'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,643 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
The Mission by Enterprise1701-d reviews
NarutoHP X-over. AU, OOC - Harry is taken to Konoha by Jiraiya when found on the doorstep of Number 4. 13 years later, he is sent on a mission - the Triwizard Tournament. Super!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,570 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 314 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7214 - Favs: 5,893 - Follows: 2,483 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 283 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Beast by Ikustioa reviews
A modern take on an old French fairy tale: Kagome's dad repays some supernatural hospitality the wrong way, know the rest. Or do you?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 386,219 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 5/12/2004
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Naruto's Theory of Sasuke reviews
Naruto has figured out Sasuke's deep, dark secret. Kakashi really should not be allowed to babysit.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Private Lessons reviews
Tahno is sex. Korra is angry. What else does one need?
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Korra, Tahno - Complete
The Green Beast of Hogwarts reviews
We all know what Harry would be like if he was raised by the Uchiha's...or Kakashi...or Naruto...or even Sakura. But what if he'd been raised by the Spandex Beast himself? Maito Gai. Drabbles
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P., Gai M.
Tales of a Beast: Year One reviews
Harry has been raised by Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi, Kakashi, Sakura...heck even Hinata. Yet, never has he been raised by one Gai Maito. Let's correct this, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 125 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Gai M.
Book of Peace reviews
Eris is causing trouble...again. This time however, she intends to do things right and if Harry Potter thought that the Fates were messing with him before, he'd never met Eris. Oh wait. He hadn't. Harry/ Draco
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P.