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Joined 08-14-10, id: 2495815, Profile Updated: 05-12-16
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Age: 20

Anime/Manga: Naruto, Soul Eater, D Gray-Man, Hetalia, One Piece, Soul Eater Not!, Enigma, Ao No Exorcist, FullMetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Toaru Majutsu No Index, Death Note, Shingeki No Kyojin, Ouran High School Host Club, NGE, Free!, okay by now there are too many I am officially giving up on keeping track.

Also I read webcomics. More than thirty webcomics. WeBCOMICS.

Favorite Author: Diana Wynne Jones.

Myers-Briggs Personality: INTJ

If you worship the holiness that is the log, copy and paste this into your profile. Current Status: Log Priest

Worshipers of the almighty Log, (by Log, we mean the commonly used 'default' for one's kawirimi) Take up arms against those who blaspheme against the holiness of said Log! (*coughcoughHidan*)

Possible Book of Log Positions:

Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 Naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

The religion worshiping the log was created by the author Third Fang (check out his story and author page) and is imbibed in my self as well as my fellow log worshipers.

Bluh bluh, unfortunately, I'm am indefinitely suspending A Little Insanity. It was my first story and I still know pretty much where I planned to go with it, but it's not one of the ones that I'm most keen to write anymore. I'm still be updating Perfection, though, and since that one is much better you should check that out instead.

OC CHARACTER BIOS (A Little Insanity)

Oscar Junomaru-


Age: 12 (at least at the beginning)

Rank: Genin (at least in the beginning)

Appearence: Shortish in height with spikyish, lightish brown hair, brown skin, and brown eyes (in my mind's eye, it looks less monotone than it sounds.)

Personality: Usually childish and annoying (not to mention insane) but can by surprisingly calm and logical when he makes the effort.

Background: Comes from Kumo and was sent to Konoha by his parents via returning cart (it took a while to get back/there.) The people in Kumo did not treat him altogether kindly due to his unsettling habits and behavior. His parents were medic-nin who hardly paid attention to him as a person and didn't get to know him. They wanted him to become a medic, even though he hates hospitals, so they had him study medicine and psychology and assist in the hospital where they worked. This is where Oscar gets his medical knowledge. His insane personality developed as a defense mechanism against his loneliness and as a method of gaining his parents' attention, though, since they were never around, they didn't realize that he behaved that way normally.

Additional: Oscar's ambition is to someday work in the Torture Interrogation department, but for now, he chooses to be the self-proclaimed medic of his team whenever they need one.

Strengths/ Limitations in combat: Oscar knows perfectly well his own strengths and shortcomings on the field and takes advantage of every chance to improve his skills. He has chakra control that is only second to Sakura's, but his reserves are not the size he would want them to be. (think quite a bit bigger than Sakura's but still nothing to, say, Shikamaru's.) He prefers short-to-mid range combat but is still fine-tuning both his long- and mid-range combat abilities. He real strengths lie in chakra-fueled attacks, due to his impressive control, elemental attacks (lightning-once he begins to learn them) and delights in occasionally using his pure randomness to take people by surprise. His real strength only emerges when he is emotionally unsettled (passionate, angry, wanting to protect someone, etc.) His fighting style, particularly in close quarters combat, seems to entail nontraditional stances and techniques for a shinobi, as though he learned fighting on the streets more than he did in an academy.


(Note: read this bio at your own risk. You will be confused. Also, beware the spoilers. Spoilerrssssssssssssss! Hahahahahaha!!!!!)


Age: 21

Rank: Special Jonin

Appearance: His two bodies (see background) are exactly the same (so please be good enough to just apply every singular to both bodies. It makes writing this so much easier.) He has black hair that is mostly gathered under a black bandanna with a hitai-ate in the front (except for his spikyish bangs which hang down and he doesn't bother to tie up.) He is slightly taller than average and has the usual (for Konoha) pale-ish skin. His eyes are gray and he wears a deep grayish-green turtleneck shirt and dark gray cargo pants.

Personality: Rather annoying about his "condition", as talking about it makes him impatient and being forced to think about his two bodies makes him irritable, confused and distressed. He prefers to avoid the topic (if possible) or else let others do the explaining. When he is focusing on other matters, however, he is serious, has a good sense of humor, hardly any tact and mostly keeps to himself unless he needs something or someone else begins the conversation or seeks him out.

Background: (Skip to line 16 if you want the quick version but don't complain if you're lost then.) As was widely know after his lab was discovered, Orochimaru was practicing human experimentation in many areas before he left Konoha. Among those experiments was a little bit on human flesh cloning. Instead constructing a perfect copy of someone using chakra, Orochimaru chose the method of trying to duplicate a days-old embryo using science . He "procured" two pregnant mothers after years of idle thoughts on the subject and much active planning. He then proceeded to tinker with the DNA of the two embryos, swapping the DNA of one out for the DNA of the other (This is based on my own rather limited knowledge of how genetic diseases are eased and cured so I know there will be inaccuracies. Just bear with me.) so that, over the first crucial weeks of development, it became apparent that the second baby was an exact genetic duplicate of the first. However, Orochimaru decided, after the deed was done, that human genetic cloning would not be worth pursuing. To his mind, it was expensive, time-consuming, and required so much more research than he had already done that the lazy bastard decided to give it up, much to the panic of the two mothers, now bearing identical twins. They were both almost due to give birth when the lab was discovered and shut down. Tsunade arrived in Konoha to seek truth behind the rumors of her old teammate's lab. She came upon the two mothers who were panicking slightly, not sure what to expect when their children arrived. Tsunade did not arrive early enough to examine the women or come to any conclusions about the nature of the experiment when the two women died giving birth. On the same day. Since Tsunade (legendary medic, yadda yadda etc.) had been unable to save the two women's lives, she took it upon herself to raise and care for the two children. It soon became apparent that these two children were linked in some way. Whenever one was taken out of the line of sight of the other, both would start to cry. Once the two had grown old enough to walk and talk, the two wandered around together; helping each other but hardly ever speaking to one another. Whenever someone wanted to talk to one of the pair, they would have to talk to both boys because they refused to split up. Tsunade became slightly alarmed when she realized that both boys had taken the same name (Jaitan.) After questioning both boys (together) she discovered the "problem." It seems that when Orochimaru took DNA from the first embryo, he left the two spiritually linked. Therefore, while they are actually two separate, if identical, people (bodies,) their minds and spiritual energies are linked. The short version (and yes i could have told you this 15 lines ago, but i wanted to explain) is that Jaitan has two separate bodies (is two separate people) that are exactly the same but they think they are one person with two bodies and one mind to control them both. They get away with this thinking because both people have exactly the same likes, dislikes, thoughts, and opinions, having been exposed to exactly the same experiences and stimuli throughout their lives. So everyone calls him (both of them) Jaitan. Because of the spiritual link, The bodies share spiritual energy. Therefore, if one body trains in chakra control, both benefit. In addition, if one body completely uses up it's chakra, then he has actually used up all of the chakra for both bodies. Think of it as both "Jaitans" having a common reservoir large enough for two people. Recap: Two separate individuals who both think that they are extensions of one guy. When Jaitan is left to explain on his own, he doesn't say that he is two separate people because he doesn't think he is.

Additional: (As though you need to sit through more of this) Jaitan is an adaptable sensei and likes to have all bases covered, at least partially, skill-wise. It helps his feeling of normalcy and security and Log knows how much he needs those things in his life.

One last thing: (SPOILER!) Tsunade did not abandon Jaintan after she discovered that he (they) had a mental abnormality/spiritual link. Jaitan travels along with Shizune and Tsunade.

CHALLENGE!! (Use this if it is compatible with a Naruto story you are currently writing, as I might not use it and I want to see what people do with this one.)
The challenge is to work it into your story. I don't care who delivers this prank. Here it is: Someone hands Shino Aburame a flyswatter. Have fun with whatever comes right after. If you decide to use this, please send me a link.

I love reviewing other people's stories. I don't care how old a story is or what chapter I'm on, I like telling the author what they've done right. It makes everyone feel good and sometimes, people need to be told when their stuff is worth reading. I challenge you to do the same.

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CoG: Naruto's Other Tenant by NorthSouthGorem reviews
When Naruto meets a man inside the seal, he knows his life is about to change. Little does he realize that that this story began a long time ago, and many worlds away. Friendly fem-Kyuubi. many OCs. Large harem, very powerful (eventually) Naruto. A chronicle of the Gormim. "This is not the beginning. Not even close." Will be epic-length.
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 237,775 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Alex M./Zeus
The Double-D Dare by l0velyfe reviews
Kevin never has backed down from a double-dare, but his buds have really come up with a good one this time. What happens when a harmless bet becomes something more? [[Kevedd, now complete]]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,331 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 6,981 - Follows: 5,388 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,260,571 - Reviews: 5774 - Favs: 5,258 - Follows: 3,111 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shinigan by alethiophile reviews
Naruto has an unpleasant encounter, and gains an equally unpleasant power. But how much of his power is gifted, and how much is his own?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 179,961 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Catch Perfect by George deValier reviews
AU. When Berwald loses everything he is forced to move into a share house with an insane Dane, a sociopathic Norwegian, an unfathomable Icelander and a perfect Finn who makes it all worth putting up with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,415 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 1,908 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sweden, Finland
New Life, Second Chances by Kiiam reviews
Naruto had died in the final battle against Madara. Fate had seen it fit to give him second chance to do things over. With memories of his past life, people will be surprised by what the new Naruto can do. NaruHina/Possible Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 272,886 - Reviews: 3359 - Favs: 4,680 - Follows: 4,227 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4654 - Favs: 7,717 - Follows: 3,298 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Appearances by asocialconstruct reviews
AU futurefic set after the presumable end of the series and after the war. Cain and Abel are discharged, Abel goes home to Earth, Cain goes home to the colonies. Cain shows up on Abel's doorstep after a while and feelings ensue.
Starfighter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,497 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Cain, Abel - Complete
You, Me & the Sea by Cerberusia reviews
During a thunderstorm on Ember Island, Zuko and Sokka talk about their mothers. Lightly implied Sokka/Zuko, at least on Sokka's side.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Living in Technicolor by StupidityIsStupid reviews
"Dreaming has always been an experience to people. Whether it's terrifying or enlightening depends on the individual, but everyone must begin somewhere. Every story must begin somehow." Arthur didn't choose his totem. It chose him.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Behind the Veil by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Seven years ago, a teenage boy left home and never returned. Two years ago, another died in a tragic car accident. Today, the past is coming back to haunt those that were left behind... And nothing is as it first appears. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,947 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Perfection by Arynia reviews
AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,473 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.
In Difference by Tierfal reviews
Near has never been hungry.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Near, Mello - Complete
Roku Naruto by Anthurak reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 3,613 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
And Robin Smiles by midnightluck reviews
Dick went from a poor circus kid to the richest boy in Gotham overnight, and that's gotta come with some social and class issues. He copes, kind of; Richard's a bit spoiled, Dick's a lot confused, and Robin just smiles.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Bonds by A Random Story Generator reviews
What if Naruto hadn't turned away from Sasuke when they were children? What if Naruto had a friend to help protect him growing up, and Sasuke had someone to replace Itachi? Strong Naruto; likely pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,206 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Reforging The Past by Paladeus reviews
Naruto and Hinata go back in time with Kyuubi's help when she realizes she's about to die, which would also kill Naruto. In the process, they become Hanyou and they begin building up their comrades to fight the horrors to come.Naru/Hina/Ino/FemHaku/FemKyu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 197,147 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 4,593 - Follows: 4,251 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
The November Knights of Tannenberg by Tamer Lorika reviews
Toris and Feliks are finally together - but neither are unscathed. Toris is dealing with past trauma, Feliks is coming out as a transvestite - and they both need a fabulous costume for the ball! Together, they might not totally fail. High School AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,436 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Lithuania, Poland
Perfection: Naruto the Chimera by Thanathos reviews
Idea from dracohalo117, taken with his permission. When Orochimaru left Akatsuki, he took samples from each of his fellow members. He then kidnaps the one he will make his new vessel… Naruto Uzumaki. Good Akatsuki, Living Kushina, Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,558 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Naruto U.
The Art of Being Emotionally Detached by Save the Rave reviews
It took being boxed on the ear and getting his hand sliced open by a teacup for Francis Bonnefoy to realize he was in love. AU; FrUK oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/30/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton reviews
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cookies In Black by Musafreen reviews
Nico finds that baking cookies is harder than it looks. Alternatively; people talk in the Jackson-Blofis household. Post TLO oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15162 - Favs: 8,789 - Follows: 6,642 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Culinary Debauchery by lilien passe reviews
Arthur gang presses Gilbert into helping him cook dinner, and snarky conversation soon follows. Allusions to US/UK and hints of Germany/Prussia with a side of fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2009 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Iron Bonds by xChibi-Nick reviews
Brief snapshots of Germany and Prussia throughout history, from the collapse of the Holy Roman Empire to the fall of the Berlin Wall. Nothing shapes a country quite like the flow of time. Germancest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Theater on a Friday Night by lilien passe reviews
Ludwig forces Gilbert to come with him to the theater. Another Germancest fic set in the 'Appearances' universe. Do not read if this wigs you out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Naruto The Chaos Knight by Craine reviews
The God of Chaos has found a new plaything! As a result he has been endowed with the powers of discord. How will this affect the life of Naruto Uzumaki when he is chosen as the catalyst of Chaos. NaruxHarem... Expect... RANDOMNESS of all shapes and size
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,098 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Naruto U.
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Perfection is in the Eyes of the Beholder reviews
Challenge by dracohalo117 Orochimaru's body was to be Perfect- comprised of the DNA of all of the members of Akatsuki. And who does he entrust with this power until he is ready to claim it? Naruto Uzumaki. Strong Naruto, Kushina, Semi-good Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,822 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U.
A little Insanity is Good for the Soul reviews
Naruto makes a new friend and his tolerance for insanity gets put to the test. In the meantime, he reevaluates his own personality and skill sets. Emphasis on NaruXHina, Humor, and elemental manipulation and includes two OCs. Human Kyuubi later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,811 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.