Author has written 2 stories for Homestuck.
i certainly exist, too, i suppose. hello.
the following quotes are super-old, because they're all from when i was like fourteen, but i still like the ones that are here, so:
"...most Ledian specialists see this as just another piece of evidence that pokemon are more complex and intelligent than we tend to realize."
"Contrary to stereotypes, governments were neither ineffectual nor stupid."
-Alphabet Soup, CoffeeIncluded
"In order for Life Orb damage to occur, Blaziken first has to hit things, and when it hits things - as we've shown - things die."
-SevenDeadlySins, Smogcast April Fools's Edition: An Objective Overview of Blaziken
"To preserve the harmony of the world, Arceus descended from the heavens and cast Judgment upon this Smeargle. Smeargle, badly wounded but not yet vanquished, sketched out the attack in all its heavenly glory, and the god was too surprised to move. Smeargle then cast his own Judgment on Arceus itself, bringing forth and condemning it for every atrocity of mythology, every cruel thing in creation. And Arceus – Mighty Arceus, Arceus the Creator –was defeated in battle for the only time in its life.
Thus passed the power of the priests. Thus began the Age of Reason."
“Just once I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say ‘Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached.’ ”
Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2
"Pas Ra! Des vrai monstres!"
-Yami Yugi, C'est une série abrégée!
' “Most unyouthful,” Gai said, shaking his head in a disappointed fashion. “I shall endeavor to restore your youthfulness with an injection of the truth!” He posed, his hand out, his teeth gleaming in a way that had to be an illusion. “The most unyouthful Uchiha refused to return to our youthful village, and used my eternal rival’s most youthful assassination jutsu on one of our cute little Genin.” He paused, and leaned forward, as if talking to a particularly stupid child. “Using an assassination jutsu on a colleague is traitorous.” He gave a nice-guy pose again and beamed at everyone.'