Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death I will fear no evil; for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the whole damn Valley.
"Cortana's first time outside in her cybernetic body was an experience for all of them; she reminded them of a two year old with the way they were perpetually having to drag her away from something dangerous." - The Warrior and the Intellect, Kireteiru
When someone calls you 'son of a bitch', you should say 'I'm your son?' - Friend of mine
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"After the pre-battle tintinnabulation is completed, please stare in pure, unadulterated horror and ominous presentiment at what is unequivocally the best and most versatile Pokemon in the game. Dare not incur Arceus's divine wrath, or else the consequences shall be severe and merciless, and life shall become an evanescent wisp.
Scrawled on the ruins of Spear Pillar" - Smogon's overview of Arceus
"...most Ledian specialists see this as just another piece of evidence that pokemon are more complex and intelligent than we tend to realize."
"Contrary to stereotypes, governments were neither ineffectual nor stupid."
-Alphabet Soup, CoffeeIncluded
"In order for Life Orb damage to occur, Blaziken first has to hit things, and when it hits things - as we've shown - things die."
"To preserve the harmony of the world, Arceus descended from the heavens and cast Judgment upon this Smeargle. Smeargle, badly wounded but not yet vanquished, sketched out the attack in all its heavenly glory, and the god was too surprised to move. Smeargle then cast his own Judgment on Arceus itself, bringing forth and condemning it for every atrocity of mythology, every cruel thing in creation. And Arceus – Mighty Arceus, Arceus the Creator –was defeated in battle for the only time in its life.
Thus passed the power of the priests. Thus began the Age of Reason."
"You guys mods?"
"NOPE NO WAI DUED R U KIDING ID EAT MAI OWN D@#K B4 I HAD N E THINGS 2 DO W/ THOESE FUDGEPACKIRS LOLOLOL NO BUT SRSLY WE ARNT IM F@#KING SRS K? K WHERS UR HAX."
"Do we sound like mods to you?"
Doorman, MASTUR CH33F, and the Arbiter,: "The Storm"
“Just once I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say ‘Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached.’”
Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2
"Pas Ra! Des vrai monstres!"
“Most unyouthful,” Gai said, shaking his head in a disappointed fashion. “I shall endeavor to restore your youthfulness with an injection of the truth!” He posed, his hand out, his teeth gleaming in a way that had to be an illusion. “The most unyouthful Uchiha refused to return to our youthful village, and used my eternal rival’s most youthful assassination jutsu on one of our cute little Genin.” He paused, and leaned forward, as if talking to a particularly stupid child. “Using an assassination jutsu on a colleague is traitorous.” He gave a nice-guy pose again and beamed at everyone.”
"Dis honky grandpa be trippin'!"
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