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Joined 08-14-10, id: 2495859, Profile Updated: 03-18-16
Author has written 2 stories for Homestuck.


god, this place is old. i haven't really been in here in forever. there's probably dust everywhere.

i certainly exist, too, i suppose. hello.

i am better found at AO3 or tumblr, if you are into that kind of thing.

the following quotes are super-old, because they're all from when i was like fourteen, but i still like the ones that are here, so:

QUOTES

"...most Ledian specialists see this as just another piece of evidence that pokemon are more complex and intelligent than we tend to realize."

-Pokedex, Birdboy

"Contrary to stereotypes, governments were neither ineffectual nor stupid."

-Alphabet Soup, CoffeeIncluded

"In order for Life Orb damage to occur, Blaziken first has to hit things, and when it hits things - as we've shown - things die."

-SevenDeadlySins, Smogcast April Fools's Edition: An Objective Overview of Blaziken

"To preserve the harmony of the world, Arceus descended from the heavens and cast Judgment upon this Smeargle. Smeargle, badly wounded but not yet vanquished, sketched out the attack in all its heavenly glory, and the god was too surprised to move. Smeargle then cast his own Judgment on Arceus itself, bringing forth and condemning it for every atrocity of mythology, every cruel thing in creation. And Arceus – Mighty Arceus, Arceus the Creator –was defeated in battle for the only time in its life.

Thus passed the power of the priests. Thus began the Age of Reason."

-Pokedex, Birdboy

“Just once I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say ‘Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached.’ ”

Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2

"Pas Ra! Des vrai monstres!"

-Yami Yugi, C'est une série abrégée!

' “Most unyouthful,” Gai said, shaking his head in a disappointed fashion. “I shall endeavor to restore your youthfulness with an injection of the truth!” He posed, his hand out, his teeth gleaming in a way that had to be an illusion. “The most unyouthful Uchiha refused to return to our youthful village, and used my eternal rival’s most youthful assassination jutsu on one of our cute little Genin.” He paused, and leaned forward, as if talking to a particularly stupid child. “Using an assassination jutsu on a colleague is traitorous.” He gave a nice-guy pose again and beamed at everyone.'

-The banishment of Uzumaki Naruto

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Razor's Edge: Requiem by Tairis Deamhan reviews
John Shepard has only one truth left. That the cycle must be broken no matter the cost. The price will be more than anyone should have to bear but the prize is the future, for those he cares for and for all life in the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 398,981 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 596,314 - Reviews: 14567 - Favs: 10,236 - Follows: 9,922 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Pokedex by Birdboy reviews
A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 720 - Words: 204,203 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Arceus - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14453 - Favs: 19,063 - Follows: 16,620 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
survival of the fittest by cywscross reviews
[Part 1 of Unexpected, You and I (But Not Unwelcome)] Sakura is thirteen, still a Genin, lost in the middle of Earth Country, lugging an unconscious Chuunin around, and so far beyond scared that she's moved right on to pissed off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,251 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 585 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Senior Year by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
Misty Williams is about to graduate from Goldenrod High School. All she has to do is work off a new bike, tutor Ash Ketchum, help May ask Drew to a dance, and figure out a relationship with Gary Oak. She can do that, right? Poke, Ego, Contest, Penguin
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,059 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Ophiophage by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble, technically AU. Even small plot holes look big when you poke them with chopsticks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Camp Us by Shade's Ninde reviews
College AU - Artemis has some interesting hallmates. Team hijinks, multiple pairings, featuring RA!RA and his hat-tossing skills. T for language and occasional questionable content. Chapter Nine: u grad, bro?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,417 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
The Hero We Deserve by Random Equinox reviews
Humans are being abducted, probably because someone has really poor taste. Shepard has to find out why and stop them with the help of a band of misfits. They say it's a suicide mission. So what else is new? Well, getting killed for starters...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 441,575 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Fanfiction is SO Cliched by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
Cliches are the backbone and life blood of fanfiction, they're what keeps a steady stream of new writers pouring in. Even for veterans of the site, these horrible tropes will catch up to everyone sooner or later. All pairings and most suggestions taken.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 67,479 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Complete
Memory as Full Time Occupation by skywalker05 reviews
RvB AU. "Dad, why do you call Uncle Murray 'York?" The Freelancers have escaped the program and healed from their ghosts, but still have memories and important questions to deal with. Wash/CT and York/Carolina.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Wash, York - Complete
Hengilas by Satellites on Parade reviews
Black Canary volunteers to give the Team little "therapy" sessions following the events of Failsafe. This is a more in-depth look at the therapy sessions from Disordered.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Dinah L./Black Canary
Alphabet Soup by CoffeeIncluded reviews
N can remember only bits of the ceremony. Bree can't remember anything from before her sixth birthday. Bree White, Cheren Shiro, and Bianca Noir are in no way prepared for what lies buried. Memory's a funny thing, isn't it? Slight Cheren/Bianca, White/N.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 155,259 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
Reach: Dossiers by skywalker05 reviews
Moments of silence, the origin of Jun's tattoo, and Emile's sibling rivalry with death. One story for each member of Noble Team. Mild Six/Jorge and Carter/Kat.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,589 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Jorge-052/Noble Five, Carter-A259/Noble One - Complete
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by yesimahuman reviews
A collection of somewhat-related stories detailing the aftermath of the Human-Covenant War. Hint: genocide does not a peaceful reconciliation make. Most prominently features the Jiralhanae, Humans, and Sangheili.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010
Breaking the Mould by bradhadair12 reviews
She couldn't sit back and watch people fall all around her for her sake. It was time she stepped up to the plate and took the wheel for herself, before they drove themselves to hell. Spirit Tracks.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,581 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Team Time by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - This years kids are going to give Kakashi and the other seventh grade teachers a heck of a lot of trouble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,854 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
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we will rock you
The Black Cat crime syndicate controls Skaia-612-Alpha. Rose Lalonde controls Black Cat. Feferi Peixes is running for mayor. The dachaki are trying to kill everyone who aren't them. Just another day in galactic politics. Written for Ladystuck 2013.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,567 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Rose L., Kanaya M., Feferi P. - Complete
and the stains coming from my blood reviews
The contents of the wasteland that is the Earth: a desert, the White Queen's ship and crew, three destroyed stations, one damaged but mostly intact station, three carapacian corpses, and four stories. Written for Giftstuck 2013 on AO3.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/21/2014