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Joined 08-14-10, id: 2495940, Profile Updated: 06-08-14
Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Gakuen Heaven.

So I started this account a few years ago just to keep track of my favourite stories as they started to move around in the search engine, or even be archived.

Then I started writing up a smutty storm, and so here I am, the author of many smut-tastic oneshots, and even a few multi-chapter stories!


Name: Fred. Last name, The Moose

Sexual Preference: “Pansexual” or, in my opinion, vaguely known for having very loose preferences.

Theme song: Mr. wonderful (or so I’m tolled by my lady friends.)

Favorite book: How about Favourite author? Chris Wooding

Favorite color: Purple

Favorite character of all time: Rock lee (Naruto)

My favorite couples in order (seme/uke).

Kakashi/Iruka (Naruto)

Russia/Canada (Hetalia)

France/Canada (Hetalia)

Asuma/Kakashi (Naruto)

Kazuki/Keita (Gakuen Heaven)

Kankuro/Kiba (Naruto)

Most loved character

Canada!!!

Most hated character

I don’t know… I don’t think I have one right now…

What is your favorite series

Cowboy Bebop

What is your least favorite series

I wouldn't know because I wouldn't have watched it all.

Favorite food

Peas

Least favorite food

Asparagus

Quote for life(my life)

‘This world of ours is not as it seems, the monsters are real but they're not in your dreams. Learn what you can from the beasts you defeat, you'll need it for some of the people you meet. -Voltair, Goodnight Demon Slayer

Funny Quote for life

Putting the FUN back in dysFUNctional

Favorite Holiday

Christmas!

Favorite Musical Artists

FGFC820

iVardensphere

X-RX

Suicide Commando

Combichrist

Aesthetic Perfection

The Gothsicles/ The Causticles/ Caustic

Ayria

Everything Goes Cold

Favorite subject?

Science

Least favorite subject?

Religion

Favorite car

Jeep Wrangler, 2004, 2 door

Least Favorite car

Smart Car (to many short jokes have been made)

Person who influenced your life the most

My Father I suppose

Favorite Drink

Sprite

Heritage?

I suppose way back Dutch and German, now a days I think I’m just CANADIAN

Favorite Anime & Manga

Attack on Titan

Favorite Show of all time

The Bugs Bunny and Tweety show.


Stories: 'Keep Up' My Kakashi/Iruka story was on hiatus for a long time. I sorta lost interest in it for a while but I think I've found my inspiration and I should be adding chapters at some sort of managable intervals. It's going to have eventual smut, and is basically a story of Kakashi trying to make Iruka fall in love with him.

I'm working on a series of Gakuen Heaven one-shots. The Anime has a lot of innuendos and smutty set ups and I plan to write all of them.
Everything else is a one-shot of smutty goodness, and hopefully I'll be able to find a few good beta readers to make it all look presentable.
Wish me luck! Currently on hiatus.

Canada's World is going to be turning into a sort of series. There will be more Can/Ame stories, but I am also planning on writing in different characters like Russia and France, and maybe if I'm feeling it, Japan and Italy.

I'm on a bit of a Russia/Canada bender right now. Expect more.
My Russia/Canada story "I See You, My Little Sunflower" is turning out longer and more impressive than I ever thought it was going to be.

I also seem to be unable to write England as anything other than a giant jerk-wad, so I do apologize to the England fans.

Do you have comments, requests or concerns? Perhaps you like to edit and want to give me a hand? Or maybe you just really like a story and want to have a nice chat? Well! All you need to do is PM me here, OR you could E-mail my wiriting account at TheMajesticMoose@ hotmail (dot) com

Want to be in on what I'm writing? See a preview of part of a story not publish, or be part of the writing process? I now have a tumblr account. fred-the-moose *dot* tumblr *dot* com

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Ink & Steel by PirateColey reviews
Ori's love for Dwalin is greater than any tale. Dwalin's love for Ori is sharper than any blade. Is true love possible when you're as different as ink and steel?
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,267 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Dwalin, Ori - Complete
Releasing Tensions by RynnaJ reviews
When Russia sits on Canada during a meeting again, Canada says nothing and bears it. But when he discovers tension in Russia's back, he decides to give him a massage to release it. He had no idea what his actions would end up causing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
A New Leaf, New Page, and the Beginning of Always by tiggeroz reviews
Post-war. As part of his New Year resolutions, Harry vows to turn over a new leaf, let go of old grudges. When Snape shows up at the Burrow as their First Footer, Harry takes that as a sign to see what kind of relationship he can have with Severus. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,374 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Famous Last Words by Sara Generis reviews
In which a slip of the tongue gives Ivan access to someone for whom he never thought he could ask. Russia/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,556 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Mistaken Identity by ActuallyNevis reviews
Iruka begins receiving bizzare deliveries for things he didn't order. It's a case of Mistaken Identity. Or is it? An amusing, bawdy, clever, devious romp! Yaoi. Kakashi x Iruka. Lemon. One-shot. Sequel to Truth or Dare. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,633 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Armide by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Arthur is a lonely novelist. Matthew is the 18 year old next door. What happens next might not be okay. AU, Arthur/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/5/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
One Last Time by ZaKai reviews
Their secret affair had become a way of life for Maes, but now Roy is saying this time together will be their last. :HughesRoy, RoyEd hints, Yaoi, Oneshot:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Honest when Drunk by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*FrUK, lemon* England should stop getting drunk. Waking up with a smug France at his side surely isn't how he wants his morning to begin. And surely France seducing him into sex isn't how he wants things to progress. Maybe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/23/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Stupid Mistake by o0-Constance-0o reviews
Of course, it was never Gai's intention to mistake Kakashi for the woman of his dreams when he was more inebriated than he could ever remember, but a drunken kiss can change into either something wonderful, horrible, or just a stupid mistake. Gai/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,369 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Gai M., Kakashi H.
The Very First Time by SingingMisery reviews
He was lovely, in both looks and personality. And Arthur would be damned before he let anyone corrupt Matthew.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Lust, Love and Everything in Between by Aleia15 reviews
And old tradition brings them together, it's up to them to stay that way. If they want to. Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,089 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Question of Taste by o0-Constance-0o reviews
So many trips to Ichiraku's with Naruto left Kakashi broke and absolutely starving. He was just lucky that one Sarutobi Asuma was a notoriously good cook who was looking for a guinea pig. Asuma/Kakashi, contains graphic lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Asuma S., Kakashi H. - Complete
One Step Closer by Tsukihara Tarou reviews
Old friends, new feelings. Yaoi, unbetaed, canonish AU. Naruto/Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Black Friday by DarkAuroran reviews
On Friday the 13th, what do you get when you cross a sexy henge with two parties, sake, a full moon, and the hottest Jounin in Konoha? Read to find out. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Touchstone by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
Kakairu 'And when we fall through their window in the dead of the night, bleeding all over their stuff, we need someone who will yell at us for being an idiot, but will still treat our wounds and keep us from dying in the middle of their living room.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,404 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
It Was Bound to Happen by move them hands reviews
For once the giant pervert finds himself at the wrong bathhouse, before he can leave to find the right one he hears something...maybe finding the wrong bathhouse isn't such a bad thing JirNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
After the Rains by BitterEloquence reviews
A night of lost keys and falling rain reveals far more then either Kakashi or Iruka ever expected. Neither were prepared to face the truth that stared them in the face and neither dared back away. Kakshia xIruka COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,240 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
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Keep Up reviews
That smile, awakened so many different feelings in him that for a split second, Kakashi almost couldn't breath for a moment. It was at this moment that Kakashi realized that Iruka was that something he had been blindly grasping for. M for eventual smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,703 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Mixed Up and Backwards reviews
England is never around. France kidnaps America. Can't spell SMUT without the M! I know it's a weird pair, but give it a try! I promise it will be good!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,172 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 9/25/2011 - France, America - Complete
Canada's World: Start Somewhere reviews
Canada learns that there are many different ways to be in control. Russia is all to willing to teach. Canada's first encounter with another Nation at 'Hyperdrive'. AU-ish
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2014 - [Canada, Russia] America
Lemon Drops reviews
It's America's birthday but all Canada want's to do is go home. "I know you Matvei. Francis… he's to gentle… to caring. I think we both know that the only way to get you to do anything is to be a little forceful."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Canada's World: Hit the Streets reviews
Part of the "Canada's world" Series. Canada goes a little crazy and takes America for the ride. Canada/America (not the other way around). Can be read alone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
I See You, My Little Sunflower reviews
Canada just wants England to notice him, but not like this. Russia is there to pick up the pieces.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,148 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Canada's World: Second Saturday reviews
A sister fic/side fic to "Canada's World". Canada/England/America "Well what are you waiting for, boy? Oh, and close the door, hmm?" SMUTSMUTSMUTSMUTSMUTSMUTSMUT SMUTSMUTSMUTSMUTSMUT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Canada, America - Complete
Canada's World reviews
America looked down at the paper, glancing at the address. Vancouver, Canada. How could anything in Canada be better than NYC? Can't spell SMUT without M Heads up: Canada is powerbottom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Not a Cosplay Kind of Guy reviews
"Why the long face Kakashi-san?" Kakashi sighed and crossed his arms. "He won't wear it." A short One-Shot for ActuallyNevis' Kakakshi Birthday Challenge!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Love That You Love Me reviews
"That's when it occurred to England. He wasn't angry at the younger man because he loved him. No, he just loved the fact the America was in love with him." UK/US. You can't spell SMUT without the M
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
What If Innuendos: Lost in His Eyes reviews
What happens when Kazuki doesn't show up as Naruse is about to kiss Keita. Naruse/Keita. Can't spell SMUT without M
Gakuen Heaven - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Yukihiko N., Keita I. - Complete
Stir Things Up reviews
"Mattiew, Mon ange, let me 'elp you." He felt the Canadian go stiff beneath him. He smiled gently as he kissed his forehead. "I promise I will make you feel good." Franada! Is going to be a 2 shot. Smut in both chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Consequences reviews
"You left me wanting for almost two whole weeks Kakashi. And now you have to deal with the consequences." You read the quote. Iruka/Kakashi. You can't spell SMUT with M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Without Uniting reviews
It didn't matter, Germany needed to show Italy that he liked him, and that even though he did want to invade his vital regions, it wouldn't mean that they had to unite. GerIta. Can't spell SMUT without M. Beta-ed
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
What if Innuendos: Only an Offer reviews
The first in a series of One-shots centered around the Innuendos of the Gakuen Heaven Anime. Hide/Keita. You can't spell Smut with the M!
Gakuen Heaven - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Hideake N., Keita I. - Complete
Dance With Me reviews
"Dance with me." It was not a request. KakaIru, OOC, You can't spell SMUT without the M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Let me Hear Your Voice reviews
"I want to see just how loud my little Canadian can get." AmericaCanada Alfred being all romantic weird I know OOC, both country and real names used. SMUTsmutSMUTsmutSMUTsmut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Classroom Shenanigans reviews
"Ka-kashi, stop it,' Iruka begged, his hoarse pleas falling only on the walls of the empty classroom. "But why Iru-kun? You seem to be enjoying this, and who am I to deny you such pleasures?" Smutty smut smut. KakaIru in some classroom boy love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete