ShoefoneWeasley
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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and How I Met Your Mother.

Name: Nykia Burdine

Names I Go By: Shoephone, Niki Libby Chang (my Hogwarts alter ego. Watch out for stories about her.)

Gender: of the female species

Birthday: May 22, 1993

Pottermore: Hufflepuff, DreamFlame11738

Formerly known as weasleychick93

Fan Fiction History: The first time I'd heard about fan fiction was at age 11 while searching through Mugglenet.com (my first time ever going to that site). I really thought it was stupid at first, but I read one fan fiction that changed my entire view, and I remember it was called "Daddy" by blondebouncingferret. (If it's not on this site, you should really go to Mugglenet and check it out! You won't regret it!) After that I began reading more fan fiction, then at age 12 I started writing my own. I've written about ten or so since then, but I think I can write a lot more. I'll have to revise and rewrite then before they go on here though.

I mainly write Harry Potter fan fiction, but I'm sure if I put my mind to it, I can write some from my other favorite books, movies, shows, etc.

About My Ships: I don't think I really have an OTP. Ron/Hermione are my all time favorite, but I would ship Hermione would other people as well, just for the heck of it. Except Harry. I despise Harmione. Seriously, I would ship Hermione with Dobby before I ever put her with Harry. And Dean/Seamus, I can't ship them either. Their bond is just way too brotherly for it to go beyound anything else (I'd say the same for Ron/Harry but I've read some pretty decent fan fics about them.)

Other than Harmione and Deamus, I can honestly ship anyone together. People get so pissed off when other people ship what isn't canon, but I don't because I say it's using your imagination in the right way. "What if so-and-so was with so-and-so, what would happen?" I'm not saying I don't love canon, cause I do (although when I was 14 and read Deathly Hallows, I was sooo disappointed that Neville/Luna didn't happen, but I quickly got over it.) I'm just saying it's always okay to go beyound your imagination. :)

About Me: I have obsessions for all kinds of books and movies and more, but Harry Potter takes the cake for it all. So basically, if you haven't figured it out yet, I'm a HUGE Potterhead and proud of it. :) My favorites include Ron Weasley, Dean Thomas, Seamus Finnigan, Fred Weasley, Cho Chang, Ginny Weasley, and Luna Lovegood.

I'm American (a Southern belle) but I would give anything to be British. I adore the British, no lie. I hope to travel England someday, maybe even live there. It's one of my dreams.

I love twins (it could be because I don't have one (but Niki does) and I've always wanted one, or it could be because I was born under the Zodiac sign, Gemini) so more than likely, most my work will contain at least one set of twins.

I love reviews guys, so please give them to me! Even if it's harsh, I can take it, swear. :)

Future husbands include Rupert Grint, Adam Hicks, Alfred Enoch, Josh Hutcherson (pre-Hunger Games, but I'll still take him now) Paul Wesley, Zach Braff, George Clooney, and Ben Barnes.

Also... I'm a proud Starkid. :D


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Regular Crack by pinkluver93 reviews
What happens when you mix an awesome show with random crack pairings? Total non-regularness!
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 64,385 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 9/29/2011
Faded Pictures In My Scrapbook by TheNextFolchart reviews
A collection of drabbles featuring the Weasley family. Written primarily for the Connect The Weasleys Challenge on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,989 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 3/29/2014
A House Full of Gingers by writergal24 reviews
"Family is fighting. Family is forgiving. Family is making up. Family is being there not only after the battle, but during it, too." A series of 100-word, pretty random oneshots about the nextgen Potter/Weasley/Lupin/(Malfoy) family. Ch116: Victoire has something to tell Teddy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 116 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Teddy L., Scorpius M., Rose W., Victoire W.
Dudley Dursley and the Letter to Hogwarts by TheNextFolchart reviews
Because yes, his little Ella is beautiful, but beauty doesn't make up for being a freak, and Dudley would rather start over new than admit to his friends that he's got a witch for a daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Ghost Of You by alyssialui reviews
Sometimes the things we lose are the things we never thought we would but were fighting for all along. A gift for a Secret Santa. Muggle!AU set before the 1930s. Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
How To Prank Your Ex-Boyfriend by TheNextFolchart reviews
For some reason, Fred couldn't get the image of Hermione Granger out of his head. / A Christmas Fremione for the lovely Colleen :) Post-Hogwarts, FredLives!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/8/2014 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Reading Fairy Tales by TheNextFolchart reviews
The thickest book on the shelf by her bed was about a beauty who fell for a beast, which Lily Evans thought was the most romantic thing in the world, and which Sirius Black thought was a load of crap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Romione: 30 Day OTP Challenge by Ashleopard reviews
What the title says! 30 days of daily updates based off prompts written with Ron/Hermione! Rated T for language and adult themes in certain places. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,850 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Don't Take This Story Siriusly by TheNextFolchart reviews
"It's a Harry Potter drinking game," Ron explained. "Every time you call attention to your scar, everyone in hearing range has to take a shot. You've done it three times since you walked in." / A Crackfic! Collection featuring OOC-ness, broken fourth walls, and cringe-worthy puns.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,039 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P.
And The Bible Didn't Mention Us (Not Even Once) by TheNextFolchart reviews
Drabbles for the obscure, the forgotten, the unappreciated, and the nameless. Written for the Tien Len Competition on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,728 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Complete
Ides of March by wouldtheywriteasongforyou reviews
Beware the Ides of March. A hundred drabbles for the HPFC Het-tastic Drabble-athon (March 2014). Fanon and canon pairings. I hope I survive this. Shakespeare and Merlin, help me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 40,881 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Marauders, Founders - Complete
Not Knowing by Sofia Alexandra reviews
'I watch him not knowing why'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Hermione G., Dean T. - Complete
The Estates of Head Canon by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
All of the OTPs gang up on the author. Crack!fic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Ginny W., N. Tonks, Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Hey Beautiful by Multiverse0213 reviews
Just a little one shot about how the HIMYM theme song lead to ted meeting the mother of his kids.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Ted M., Mother - Complete
Five Minutes by a cup of insanity reviews
Marshall Lee promised he'd be back. After five minutes, he would be back. But he was nine years late. — AU, Fiolee
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
A Good Idea by a cup of insanity reviews
Princess Bubblegum giggled and winked at Prince Gumball. "I told you, Bubba. I was right, wasn't I? Mistletoes are a good idea!" Prince Gumball scowled. "Shut up, Bonnibel." — Gumball/Marceline
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Marceline A., Prince B. Gumball - Complete
Woodland Dream by Oriondruid reviews
Two famous young heroines meet in their dreams and vow friendship Hermione Granger and Katniss Everdeen meet in a strange wood and discuss their lives. Rated K solely for a hunted animal that is killed. Although complete as a one-shot I may continue this if it proves popular.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Hermione G., Katniss E. - Complete
The Blonde Squad by Auslly Shipper 15 reviews
What happened after the Blonde Squad with Robbie and Cat.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Cat V., Robbie S. - Complete
The Prime Minister's Desk Mat by meldahlie reviews
"... the Prime Minister gave the gerbil away to his delighted niece..." Missing moment from HBP, starring Cornelius Fudge. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Complete
Old Spice Commercial: Death Note Versions by MoonlightM4gic reviews
Took the old spice commercial and put Light, L, Mello, and Matt in place of the Old Spice guy, and man do they have some crazy things to say. Rated Teen for a couple swears, cause that's how Mello is XD
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Light Y., Matt - Complete
Raining Cats And Dogs by Ratt9 reviews
A drabble in which Light misunderstands L's use of an English idiom.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/13/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Love That Lets Go: A Tori and Beck Fanfiction by Jessie's Wonders reviews
When Jade dumps Beck, yet again, he wants to try real love with Tori. However, Tori doesn't want to get Jade upset. Can they date exclusively, or will Jade kill them both? This is my first fanfiction. So please rate and review! RATED T FOR LANGUAGE *READ LAST CHAPTER*
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,567 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Tori V., Beck O.
Alternate Endings by Shinigami117 reviews
Because there are so many what-ifs in Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Light Y.
The power of a feeling by Madam Emily Longbottom reviews
Claudine grew up in a world of hate. Her daughter soon realises to not make the same mistake just before it's too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012
F&G by calliopeinbloom reviews
Molly flinches every time she looks into the face of her son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Molly W., George W. - Complete
A Ghost Called Lawliet by Yuval25 reviews
Harry Potter just wanted to buy a cake. A cake! Why did these things always happen to him? Oneshot. Please R&R! A small gift I think you'll appreciate. Spoilers for everything that moves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Harry P., L - Complete
A Different Kind of Magic by Fire The Canon reviews
Dudley his happy, living a life that is away from magic. He's engaged, has a job and thinks his life is pretty good. Then one day, a woman comes along and he's once again, brought back into the world he tried so hard to escape. DudleyCho. Written for Song Fic Boot Camp. WARNING: Infidelity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Dudley D., Cho C. - Complete
Death Note: Behind the Scenes by Adeline-Eveline reviews
Ever wonder how the Death Note characters really are? Find out in Death Note: Behind the Scenes! Sponsored by Your Mom Productions!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011
So it was YOU by Orange-Moon-Goddess reviews
Rated T for language. Chief Yagami is shocked by a revelation concerning his son. Light was the one who did it. Light was the one who ate the last bag of chips.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Light Y., Soichiro Y. - Complete
To End It All With A Flicker Of A Wand by Yuval25 reviews
'I hate this place, this life. I hate POTTER.' Malfoy has had enough. OneShot. Please R&R! WARNING: triggers, suicidal themes, language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Death Note Musical by lolzy33 reviews
L, Light, and Misa go to see a play about their lives. One-Shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Lazy Song Parody by Chapt3rFour reviews
Song parody to 'The Lazy Song' by Bruno Mars, because even Kira needs a day off...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Light Y. - Complete
Booties by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap reviews
Ron Weasley has interesting ways to tell his wife he wants to have a baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sirius Black by Yuval25 reviews
How did Sirius Black really die? OneShot. Please R&R! Dramatic, eye-opening, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sirius B., Light Y. - Complete
A Death Note? by Yuval25 reviews
Harry finds something really strange - a black notebook. And what exactly was that thing that floated behind the weird boy? OneShot. Please R&R! Lovely piece, if I do say so myself!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
This Man Can't Die by Yuval25 reviews
Why wouldn't this man die already? Why? He wrote his name, so why wasn't he dying? OneShot. Please R&R! Funny, and another crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
Master Of Death, What A Joke by Yuval25 reviews
Harry finally discovers who's been killing all of those criminals. Curse the muggle who did this to hell for giving him so much paperwork. OneShot. Please R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 133 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
The Day Draco Malfoy Discovered Porn by Miharu Endou reviews
Draco concluded that Muggles indeed are the most confusing creatures he has ever encountered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
He Gets That From You by MarauderWitch reviews
One-shot. Over seventeen years after their death, Remus and Tonks are watching their son as they argue on with whom Teddy looks like the most. Who will win that discussion?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2012 - [N. Tonks, Remus L.] - Complete
She's Got You Sugar High by dinosaurscantclap reviews
The tables turn as Hermione, the Head Girl, experiences a sugar and caffeine high, causing her to be the annoying one, much to the dismay of a very tired Head Boy who still has to do an essay. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Letter To Dad by Yuval25 reviews
"Dear Dad, guess what?" A first year Albus Potter writes a letter to his Dad. One-shot. Please R&R! Family-y and amusing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
RaceShot by Yuval25 reviews
Albus and Scorpius are out after curfew. OneShot short Race-shot. Please R&R! Cute and funny. Albus/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
And This Is Why You're A Stupid by Ratt9 reviews
A collection of Death Note rants by different characters regarding things the creators did to them. Generally drabble-ish.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011
The Sorting Hat Adventures by Ferretess xxx reviews
All of our favorite characters are getting sorted. Will include Trio's time, before, and NextGen canon and noncanon characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 174 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
It's Just A Dream by Yuval25 reviews
A long forgotten gift... Just a short thingie. Please R&R! One-shot. Surprising at the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Complete
The Contest of Deep Dark Secrets by Ratt9 reviews
Light proposes a contest where everyone has to write down their embarrassing secrets, and everyone tries to figure out which secret goes to whom. Who chased clowns with forks? Who draws themselves wearing bras? Who has a Barney the Dinosaur obsession?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,473 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - L, Light Y.
Losing What I Don't Deserve by RowlingTribute91 reviews
Katniss wasn't the first Everdeen to enter the arena. Lexi Everdeen was there when Panem began. What were the very first Hunger Games like? She's going to find out.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
The Songbird by erasedrainbow reviews
I don't think I've ever really paid attention to her face until the day we both stood on stage together as the tributes from District 11.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Thresh, Rue - Complete
L Voldemort L version by Lady Mirelle reviews
When Tom Riddle and L Lawliet switch lives, as a spell goes wrong, what will happen to the two of them? L version - what happens to L as he strives to survive and succeed through Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,538 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Draco M., L
Of Babbling and Balls by Acacia Carter reviews
When he sees her, Colin's heart starts to race. And now he's got her all to himself for an evening - or at least he did.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Colin C., Ginny W. - Complete
Quidditch Players Always Get The Girl by HedwigBlack reviews
Angelina isn't impressed by Lee's attempts at flattery.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Angelina J., Lee J. - Complete
What Happened Between Albus And Scorpius by Yuval25 reviews
"You can't date Rose!" "Why not?" Why, indeed? Please R&R! One-shot. Fluffiness and Cuteness and more ness's. Albus/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Imagination by HedwigBlack reviews
Dean takes Luna to a Muggle magic show.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Dean T., Luna L. - Complete
Rue's Song by expectopatromun reviews
"I failed them. I lost. I let her go. I let her trick me into believing her lies. I let Fire Girl walk free. She was never allies with the little girl. She couldn't have been. It's impossible."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Thresh, Rue - Complete
April Fool by Northumbrian reviews
It is George Weasley's birthday. It is not a happy occasion, it never is. Will this year be different?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/11/2012 - [George W., Angelina J.] - Complete
Somewhere Down the Line by thecivilunrest reviews
I lost that part of me that's pure. Gale/Prim
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Gale H., Prim E. - Complete
19 Years Of Facebook by AryaTyrell reviews
Filling in the 19 years J.K. skipped over, except... on Facebook! Sequel to "Harry Potter Got a Facebook."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011
Chew Toy by mew-tsubaki reviews
M&MWP, drabble. 1st SORTING HAT/FANG! Seriously. The Sorting Hat needs a...friend? Oddly endearing. Mention if used, thx.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sorting Hat, Fang - Complete
Heartache in Hogsmeade by ReillyJade reviews
It's just your average day in Hogsmeade as seen by a carefree Luna, a gloomy Dean, a remorseful Seamus, a vengeful Lavender, a sullen Ron, a heartbroken Hermione, and a mischievous Draco. Written for the Point of View in a Week Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Luna L., Dean T., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Abrupt Ending by Shades of amber reviews
It pained him as well to see such an amazing woman die so soon for some supernatural curse…StefanJenna -complete-
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Jenna S., Stefan S. - Complete
A Bone to Pick With My Fans by UndefinedLines19 reviews
Ron Weasley writes a letter to his Muggle fans..and he isn't happy. Rated for a a bit of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
Death Note: Love Thy Enemy by Hikaru Anri reviews
Light thought, "What the hell am I doing! I'm kissing L. The man who I need to destroy! The man who is in the way of my plans for the new world!" Warning: yaoi!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Light Y., L
The Worst Night of My Life by Doodle6721 reviews
Padma Patil had to be having the worst night in the history of the Yule Ball. She did have Ron Weasley as a date after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Padma P., Dean T. - Complete
Bad Name Club by writergal24 reviews
With all of the horrible names in Harry Potter, it's no wonder that the badly-named nextgen characters have joined together to form a club for people that suffer from the same ailment as them. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Set Fire To The Rain by Darcicy reviews
Dramione. Hermione POV. Reflecting on her short lived relationship with the King of Slytherin. OOC. EWE format.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Monster by Ferretess xxx reviews
Remus feels like a monster... will he ever realize that he can't control his lycanthropy? Songfic to Monster by Skillet. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Remus L. - Complete
Set fire to the rain by Shades of amber reviews
Everyone never expected it, but after a while they knew the two fit together well. HarryDaphne. -complete-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Attack of the Mary Sues by lolzy33 reviews
Her name is Mary Sue, and she's here to take over the world of fanfiction, one fandom at a time...starting with Death Note. A Mary Sue Parody Crackfic one shot of epic proportions.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Complete
A midfight confession by Er-my-nee Weasley reviews
Hermione tells Ron she is pregnant...while they are arguing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Tears by Er-my-nee Weasley reviews
Ginny's thoughts after Harry, Ron and Hermione depart on the Horcrux hunt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
FML by Deathly Noted reviews
FML moments for the Death Note characters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Light Y., L
One Pair, Not Two by DrinkingAlcoholicRainbows reviews
"And you know what I really hate, Moony?" "Yeah?" "I hate that there's only one pair of arms around me. And not two." Sirius rants to Remus. Remus listens. Hugs are exchanged. Tears are shed. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Of Ceilings, Mismatched Shoes & Wit Beyond Measure by calliopeinbloom reviews
Luna and the Sorting Hat have a rather interesting conversation... I feel obliged to point out that this is NOT ROMANCE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Luna L., Sorting Hat - Complete
A goodbye, I love you letter by SonnyButterflyxx1 reviews
I never wanted to say good bye, I thought I would always be by your side. Funny how things never go as planned.No matter what, I'm right there with you.I love you. Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Last Laugh by kateofallpeople reviews
"Great, then. My confession. Fred was in love with you." The laughter settled a little of the tension, but not all. It wasn't far from her suspicions anyway. When Hermione gets a chance to talk to Fred from beyond the dead, he reveals much more than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Redemption by InsomniaticDreamer reviews
Because, secretly, Petunia Dursley always longed for redemption. Or, in which Petunia Dursley visits her sister's grave, and runs into a familiar face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Petunia D.
The Sorting of Forge and Gred Weasley by writergal24 reviews
Percy's POV of Fred and George's sorting and their first night at Hogwarts. How do they manage to get a detention before the feast is even over? Oneshot. Very short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Firsts by hachoo reviews
Fred was the first to smile. George was the first to talk. Fred was the first to pull a prank. George was the first to get a detention. Twenty snapshots into the 'firsts' of Fred and George, from their birth to the Final Battle of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,747 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
You, Fred Weasley by HollyPhoenix07 reviews
This story contains the entire Weasley family as well as Harry and Hermione. It consists of relatively short blubls or what life is like without Fred Weasley, and how the characters respond to his death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Harry Potter Got a Facebook by AryaTyrell reviews
What if everyone in the world of Harry Potter got a Facebook? Summarizing the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
Fire by Adeline-Eveline reviews
Getting Rock Band was Matsuda's worst idea ever. And that's saying something, considering how many bad ideas he's had.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
For Right Now by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
"Fireworks exploded, sparks flew, walls fell, worlds collided, and Terry Boot was kissing Cho Chang, and everything was okay, if just for right now."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Terry B., Cho C. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament Of Fred Weasley by Liv Lemon reviews
The title says it all, I dont know if it's that good but review anyway, I obviously dont own this. T for dealing with character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Modest Proposal by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A brief look at Harry's life and the wizarding world post-war. A normal Sunday night dinner at the Burrow is interrupted by Ron and Hermione arriving with surprising news. Short, cute, and hopefully true to canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm As Free As My Hair by calliopeinbloom reviews
In which Dean Thomas and Angelina Johnson have an interesting discussion about hair, race and Hogwarts. And yes, I stole the title from a Lady GaGa song.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Dean T., Angelina J. - Complete
Diaries Are For Writing In by lunarocks14 reviews
Scorpius' diary, if it can be called that. Pre-slash Albus/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Remember by DrinkingAlcoholicRainbows reviews
Sally Jackson was a normal woman with a normal life. Well, a normal life until she met that strange man with the giant fork. "Dude, you have a trident." "...Don't tell anyone." Drabble.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Sally J. - Complete
Seven Words by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Seven word profiles of Harry Potter characters. Not tragic. Not profound. Maybe not even coherent. Share and Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011
Boys in Books by Doodle6721 reviews
In Molly's opinion boys in books were better. They won't make her cry or leave her with a broken heart. And so, she'd spend her nights reading about Prince Charming instead of going out and finding her own. Little did she know he wasn't far off. Not MW/FW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Molly W. II, Fred W. II - Complete
Headboards by C.K.isback reviews
Despite what he told Bella, Edward has broken one more headboard than he'd like to admit. Edward/Rosalie oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 36 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Voldemort's meeting with his Death Eaters goes very, very wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter II: Facebook News Feed Edition by BurstAndBloom91 reviews
Chamber of Secrets, Facebook News Feed Style!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,249 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
Demigod: Percy J & Justin Bieber xover by Stripedsplashing reviews
Percy and Annabeth are on a mission to stop a powerful demigod before he destroys the world by accident. His name? Justin Bieber.
Crossover - X-overs & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,142 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
I Forgive You by KeepCalmAndWriteSomething reviews
"Look, I don't always think before I say things. I know that's not an excuse, and I'm sorry. Please, forgive me. I love you and –." - One-shot. Severus Snape/Lily Evans. Written for the Kissing in the Rain Challenge by Smile Life Away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter I: Facebook News Feed Edition by BurstAndBloom91 reviews
The Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone, Facebook News Feed style!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,758 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete
like a diamond in the sky by thecivilunrest reviews
AU. Together they both lived among the stars. Thresh/Rue
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Thresh, Rue - Complete
What I Did For Love by JamyGrint reviews
ONE SHOT: Lavender looks back on her past
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Lavender B. - Complete
End in Fire by thecivilunrest reviews
"Our world was going to end in fire." Madge's death.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Madge U. - Complete
Light Yagami's Adventures in Fandom Land by Gen Duruk reviews
The tale of one character and his quest to explore the strange world of fandom complete with painful puns .
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Cracked by thecivilunrest reviews
His love for her had not yet cracked. Finnick/Annie
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Finnick O. - Complete
How To Write Amazingly Popular Fanficiton by Gen Duruk reviews
From the people who brought you 'The Human Whose Name is Written in This Fanfiction', comes a tale like no other. One bored teenager embarks on a quest to create a guide for something useless. Fanfiction.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Demegawa H., K. Higuchi - Complete
The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
Be with you Ron and Hermione study version by AlwaysChasingNeverland reviews
Okay so this is Be with you from HSM3 and basically i re-wrote it so that the lyrics are different. The story is Ron and Hermione who are studying for their upcoming N.E.W.T's. Please review and this is my first so sorry if it isnt that good.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 33 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Tom Riddle has an Ebenezer Scrooge experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 32 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Billy Mays hosts the most important infomercial of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3757 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 31 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Snape finally gets to be the hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 30 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Here's another alternate ending for DH...please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 29 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Yet another one from me....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Voldemort's Hairbrush by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Voldemort's hairbrush has gone missing! Another random song parody while I wait for the plot bunny to come back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas by 93 Diagon Alley reviews
Narcissa Malfoy's description of her Christmas with Lucius, by means of the song Twelve Days of Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Thank You by Hermy-Weasley2 reviews
There’s one certainty about everyone’s past a mother. This is just a little fluff centering on a mother’s love and mothertomother gratitude. Does not contain HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Lily Evans P., Molly W.
Slap by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the time…Slap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/24/2002
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Life Through The Muggle Music reviews
Drabbles upon drabbles of our favorite characters living their lives through our favorite music. There will be romance, tears, laughter, and more. As long as there is music, these stories may never end. :) Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters, nor do I own any of the song titles used as chapter names.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Percy W., Molly W., Arthur W., Molly W. II
The Day Barney Stinson Went Gay reviews
Barney Stinson is the world's biggest womanizer. He'll stop at nothing to get into a lady's pants... so long as she's hot. So what in the world could happen that would turn Barney into a legendary man's man?
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ted M., Barney S., Robin S., OC - Complete
A Weasley Clan Destroyed reviews
"Our parents didn't just die. Dad was murdered, and it left a horrible, everlasting effect on our mother." Against her wishes, Lexa Weasley tells her younger brother Nyles the story of how their parents Ron and Hermione Weasley died. This is the story of how a Weasley clan was destroyed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G.
In Which Hearts Are Broken Humorously reviews
Ron and Draco are in love with Hermione, but she's already seeing someone. Who can it be? And why is Sirius Black randomly popping up? Are you just looking for a short and simple laugh? Well come on read this fic for just that! Rated T because Ron says a dirty wordy. Bad Ronald!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Love is NOT a Joke reviews
Fred and George Weasley are unaware of how two random girls who come into their joke shop on some random day will change their lives forever. Slightly OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,569 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Staring at the Stars reviews
"Everyone has lost a family member before. It hurts to know you'll never see them again, but it sucks twice as hard when it's your twin..." Read of how George Weasley copes with his twin's death and follow him back to his favorite memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
To Keep Dean With Me reviews
When Niki Chang is asked by Dean Thomas to the Yule Ball, she couldn't be happier as she has the time of her life. But is everything really as great as it seems?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Dean T., OC - Complete
Set Fire To The Rain reviews
Seamus and Hermione travel to the Hunger Games books to help Katniss destroy the Capitol. My first crossover! R&R please!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Seamus F., Katniss E. - Complete
Real reviews
This is Katniss' life. A wonderful husband. Two beautiful children. A life where she can finally be happy. Real or not real?
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Katniss E., Cinna - Complete
She's Not Me reviews
Hermione can see the evident unhappiness Ron has with Lavender. But after telling Ron what she thinks, he says the wrong things. After a sit down with Seamus and Dean, true feelings bubble to the surface.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Thank You reviews
Molly Weasley is torn and heartbroken over her son's death. But an unexpected visit from someone leaves Molly with only two words to say: Thank You.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Molly W., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It's About Time reviews
This story is so short, just know that if I give a summary, I'm giving away the whole story. The main points: It's May 2, 2045. Forty-seven years to the date of Fred Weasley's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete