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I live in CA and im 15

my favorite color is blue

i love to read, swim, hang out with friends, surf and ski

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92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in another dimension...copy and paste this into your profile (It's actually a lot of fun! Wondering, I mean. Not copy-pasting.)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you're an aspiring writer who wants to someday publish books for a living, don't copy and paste this into your profile! Go write, silly!

82 percent of teenagers do drugs, drink alcohol, and rob convenience stores...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Some interesting things about labels :) (copy and paste into your profile):

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
(hhmh...it said "may"...does that mean some of the nuts are fake?)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire
(gee, what a revolutionary thought!)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
(you first)

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
(no comment...)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
(I always thought frisbees were just one little disc-y-thing)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
(wouldn't they be already dead?)

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap
(which is...)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
(why is this a warning?)

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
(I never knew...you opened the door for me!!)

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Newton's Third Law by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 236,678 - Reviews: 3993 - Favs: 4,442 - Follows: 4,497 - Updated: 7/8/2020 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8541 - Favs: 16,241 - Follows: 17,314 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2387 - Favs: 6,808 - Follows: 5,810 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter: My Life Is My Own by Sashian reviews
Harry has a great memory, photographic even. He remembers everything even the day he was born. Every sight, sound, smell or touch he remembers with crystal clarity and he has power from the moment he is born. And whats up with Hedwig? All chapters edited for spelling, grammar, and some content. You may want to re-read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,168 - Reviews: 3005 - Favs: 11,172 - Follows: 12,423 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P.
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5538 - Favs: 4,753 - Follows: 3,502 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Café by Pleasedial123 reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 8,730 - Follows: 8,980 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
All Silver and Gold by MG Atwood reviews
The Master is rescued from the Time War by an unexpected saviour and found by the Doctor. Will he ever fully regain his sanity? And how ever will the Ponds manage to put up with him?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,751 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - The Master, 11th Doctor
The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Time for Changeling by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging and changed Harry Potter's world forever. Now he's on the hunt for family he's never known plus entangled in a web of political intrigue and subterfuge. Why does everything happen to him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,035 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3716 - Favs: 5,791 - Follows: 2,818 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Going My Way by Zodiac-Aries reviews
The Kyuubi was sealed into Naruto's two younger sisters, causing a wedge to be driven between his family and himself for unknown reasons. Now watch as Naruto makes a name for himself going his own way. Smart!Older!Naruto Alive Parents! Minato Bashing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 132,111 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 3,268 - Follows: 2,899 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Naruto U.
A Knight's Tale by ACDiNosey reviews
Following a major incident and a chance encounter, Sir Leon's life is turned upside down. Pure Sir Leon fic with a few scenes with the rest of Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,733 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Leon
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,018 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Prince of Camelot by Saymorian reviews
Merlin is happy living in Ealdor with his mother, but one day, he is summoned to Camelot by its king, Uther Pendragon. What does the king want with Merlin, and what if Arthur wasn't the only child borne by Ygraine?NO slash! MxM AxG
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,008 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Merlin - Complete
The Beauty of Freedom by caisha702 reviews
History will remember me as the first to be chosen for the Victor's Quarter Quell. It will forget that my story has a beginning as well as an end, but a beginning it has and this is it. This is the 66th Hunger Games. This is my story - Cashmere's POV
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 132,048 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Cashmere, Gloss - Complete
Avox by alliswim reviews
Welcome to a world of Avoxes. Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Haymitch, Prim. The whole gang.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Katniss E., Pres. Snow - Complete
Fields of Heaven by thecivilunrest reviews
AU What would happen if Thresh and Rue won the Hunger Games instead? Thresh/Rue
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Thresh, Rue - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6609 - Favs: 14,336 - Follows: 5,838 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Lady Velisna by cylobaby reviews
Lily works for Voldemort in order to save her sister. Voldemort thinks of her as a daughter and has taught her to become a Stunner. Can James and the rest of the Order convince her that she has a chance to escape before it's too late? Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 172,573 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3421 - Favs: 7,229 - Follows: 2,884 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The 64th Hunger Games reviews
I know it's another one of these, but I have being reading a bunch of them and I want to give it a shot. So submit your tributes or just sponsor and see who wins the 64th Hunger Games
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Other tributes