Author has written 19 stories for Lilo & Stitch, and Harry Potter.
Update: IM BACK BABY, ive had the biggest wright block! but ill be wrighting lots more chapters now, i promise :)
yo guys, its Dark back and im here for reading, wrighting, commenting and replying on FF, My favourite thing to do its wright storiesabout Dark and Lilo and stitch, currently my favorite couple are Harry and Lilo, but ill be going back to Lilo and stitch soon!
Here are some of the stories i will be doing:
The ohana goes to the concert-rated T because theres lots of swearing and love
EPT, Marrines and SWAT unight- rated M for STRONG bloody and gory SCEANS, theirs no sex for the perverts out there.
a new person joins the ohana- rated T for Romance and Romance only!
Proposal- rated T, for everyone proposing on christmas eve and having kids.
End of story- rated K for the ending of the story, its a bit long.
if you would like me to wright more stories, please give me some names and ideas, Ill go back to War of the worlds and Lost in space. Ive writen over twelve stories, IF you dont like romance then dont even bother reading my stories, they all have romance in it, And dont flame on it to.
Now on to charcter that have been created by me and Jumba.
AnSlah: is fully black,has white claws, and has red tiger stripes all over her body. she has 6 arms and can spit out acid, she can move from one universe to another.(sort of teleporting)
Kane: is fully white, except the blackness in his ears and the black circle around his stomach, he has the exact same thing of stitch but can lift 10,000x his own weight.
stitch: is blue,has night vision, indestructible, climbs walls, has four arms, and can roll into a ball plus is fluffy.
angel:is pink, turns male's evil with siren song and is really cute!
Reuben: is brown, has night vision, indestructible, climbs walls, has four arms, and can roll into a ball, but never use them, the only good skill his got is making sandwiches.
Sparky: is fully yellow and has white around his eyes,stomach,chin. he can fly around by using electricity and can go through any kind of plate to cloth,can shoot electricity out of his hands and is Kane's good twin.
thunder ball: is orange and black, he is huge and can crawl into balls and smash into people, this experiment is preety strong, dont mess with him!
Slimeball: is a green and black experiment, he can shoot out green snot and slime and can go underground by going into melt mode. watch your feet, you could slip on him!
my series right now, read this before reading all the stories, so its in order
1:Lilo and stitch vs kane and AnSlah
2: Lilo and stitch war of the world-working on right now.
3:the WTF journal of Lilo and stitch
4:leroy and stitch FUNNY!
5:Yuna and sparky, a one chap story
6:bonnie and clyde, a one chap story
7: a story, dont need to read if not wanted to
8: lilo and stitch lost in space
9:experiment 000 ressurection.
11:Experiment 640, dark
12: when the ohana goes to the concert
just so you know, im working on those storys so there not fully done accept for 5,6,7,8,1, 12, 11, 10
NOW TO POEMS!
"Okay class. We're going to do a little bit of poem-reading in class. I know you've all worked hard to find your favorite poems. Remember, it was due today, and I hope you all finished your research. Lilo, you can go first."
"Ah-hem. Here is my poem, entitled "Wendy's Song"...from South Park!"
"Lilo, I don't think-"
Miisssssses Landers was a health nut!
She cooked food in a wok!
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
and he had a great big-
The rooster just won't quit!
And I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like-
Shih Tzus make good house pets!
They're cuddly and sweet!
Monkeys aren't good to have
'cuz they like to beat their-
Meeting in the office,
or meeting in the hall!
The boss, he wants to see you
so you can suck his-
Balzac was a writer!
He lived with Allen Funt!
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him,
but that's 'cause she's a-
can really make you sick!
Your bladder gets infected
and blood comes out your-
Dictate what I'm saying,
'cuz it will bring you luck!
And if you all don't like it,
I don't give a flying-
Hi, my name is Kazu.
I like Writing and I like Athletics.
I am running down the road
I suddenly trip over.
I come home with a scatch on my knee.
My mummy begins to worry.
I tell her I am fine.
She sighs and says ok.
I am at school.
When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.
I am sent to the sickbay.
Then I am sent home.
Mummy takes me to the doctors.
The doctors tell mummy something.
Mummy starts to cry.
I tell her it's ok.
I'm not going to die.
She tells me I am starting.
Starting to be slower.
I don't know what it means.
But I have become sick.
I tell mummy it's ok.
I will become better.
Mummy starts to cry.
Do I have cancer?
Mummy says no.
Then what do I suppose.
As a year had past.
I struggle to walk.
My speech is getting slower.
It's hard for me to talk.
My friends like to help me.
My classmates like to run.
But I have to sit down.
And watch them have fun.
Then one day my teacher.
Comes to see mummy.
Daddy comes out.
And starts to get all snotty.
The teacher tells my parents.
I can no longer go to school.
My motion is too slow.
I ask the teacher slowly.
I am sorry I am useless.
I start to cry and beg her.
I want to go to school.
The teacher gives a smile.
And tells me she is sorry.
The school can't really help me.
The words were so cruel.
The day I had to leave.
My friends and classmates cried.
The boys upon the windows.
Wave to me goodbye.
I smile and sit in the car.
I am taken to a school.
A school with special people.
Just like me and you.
I start to have some fun.
I made alot of friends.
As many years passed again.
I talk too slow to understand.
I cannot run anymore.
And I struggle to even stand.
I cannot write in my diary.
My motion is too slow.
Then one day I am sent.
To the hospital again.
Now many years have passed.
I lie in a warm bed.
I cannot move my body.
I cannot move again.
I talk very slowly.
I cannot move my head.
My mummy sits there crying.
My daddy looks depressed.
I ask my mummy sadly.
Am I going to die.
My mother holds my hand.
Yells and starts to cry.
A few more years later.
I have to shut my eyes.
I cannot talk or move.
I seem to have died.
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AND THE WINNER IS...
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See... You're not having such a bad day.
well thats all guys im off!
aloha mean's hello, but it can also mean goodbye...
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