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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, and Mortal Instruments.

Hey you guys.

Whether you want to know or not, my name is Desi, I have 3 half sisters, 1 full sister (I guess that's how you say it), and I own an adorable dog. I mostly write for Harry Potter, the most AMAZING book series in the whole entire world, but I may also write for Twilight, the Mortal Instruments series, and any other book or books that I like. I swear I'm really nice if not a little reserved. I LOVE My Chemical Romance and Panic!at the Disco and I hate country music. Well, most country music.

Thanks for visting my profile, whether it was accidental or not. I hope you read at least one of my stories and bye! :)

"I am the author of my own life. Unfortunately I am writing in pen and cannot erase my mistakes."

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Mortal Embarrassment and Other Flirting Techniques by mysteryssister reviews
Magnus is at the top of the social ladder, and Alec is the anti-social new kid. Drama ensues, always helped along by Ragnor, Jace, and Isabelle. Plus there's a little issue with Hodge and his serious psychosis. High school AU, all human. COMPLETE!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,723 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Abuse in a Violently Different Dimension by VG Jekyll reviews
After finding out yet another secret that has been kept from him, Harry blows up Dumbledore's office only to find himself -how cliché- in an Alternate Dimension where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. AU & Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 81,806 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Cure For Nightmares (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
1976-1978, Non-Magic AU: There's a mysterious new boy at St Godric's boarding school, and Sirius can't stop thinking about him, but the secret Remus is keeping might break Sirius's heart. Underage sex, drug use, self-harm, past sibling death, past child sexual abuse, PTSD. Liberties taken with British boarding school culture. Edited May 2014, podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,534 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2010 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
We Need To Talk by darrenchris6 reviews
A series of awkward moments between Burt and our favorite boys. Fluff, hilarity, and awkwardness ensues. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 89,629 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5041 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
What I Failed to Realize by Beautiful Figment reviews
After an awkward encounter, Jasper realizes he doesn't know his best friend like he thought he did. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,141 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Safe Harbour by L.A.91 reviews
Edward is recovering from a love not returned, when he meets his sister's friend Emmett. Will Edward finally know how it feels to be loved? EdPOV until further notice.!Lemon Warning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,234 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Edward, Emmett
Brotherly Love by Strawberry-Green-Girl reviews
Fred and George: They're joined at the hip, but what happens when they discover that they're relationship goes beyond just brotherly love? FredxGeorge Twincest, don't like, don't read. Rated for later chapters, though some may be M
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 118,499 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Scared Money Never Wins by mrsbeas reviews
Edward loves Vegas, but it's not nearly as fun when you're traveling for a work conference. Will he find a suitable way to distract himself from his co-workers? AH, AU, Edward/Jasper SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,430 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Limits of Time by Peace.Love.Me reviews
The one thing that Jasper hates the most in the world is his stepbrother Edward. But every weekend he spends with him makes him feel differently. What if he was wrong all along? What if he mistook hatred for desire? What will happen with this new feeling?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,766 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Jasper, Edward
Innocent by blacknails512 reviews
Alexander Lightwood is sentenced to Idris Boot Camp for Juvenile Delinquents for a crime he didn't commit. He planned on staying there for the year he was sentenced to, but when he meets Magnus Bane, his own little world is flipped upside down. AU/AH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 49 - Words: 114,112 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Once Over Again by ravinraven12 reviews
AU story of time line. There is no prophecy, all Marauder's are alive, the Order is holed up at Hogwarts and they are forming an army to fight against the very alive Voldemort. Eventually DM/HP means M/M. Better summary in the first chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,838 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Two Parts Of One Whole by lacrymosa-91 reviews
In times of a blood feud between two neighbouring tribes unlikely love blossoms. Paul/Jacob. Full Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,351 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Jacob, Paul
Hello New Boy by mothamaeghan reviews
Magnus falls for the new kid the first moment he sees him. Will the new kid feel the same? First FanFic, I will try my best at side pairings. M/A, J/C, I/S. R&R. BoyxBoy, don't like don't read.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 90,726 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Finding a loophole in an Alpha order by lacrymosa-91 reviews
Jared learns at first-hand that Jacob has amasing talent for finding ways around Alpha orders, especially when he has Paul as motivation. Jacob/Paul/Jared
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,515 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Jacob, Paul
The Marvelous Marauders' Adventures by kuragurl reviews
A dirty note leads Sirius to detention. McGonagall finds Sirius and Remus snogging. Bellatrix tries to announce that Remus is a werewolf. Sirius gets quite confused. Remus doesn't know how to handle his feelings... Shenannigans ensue. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,535 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
How a Piece of Bread Screwed up My Life by TheBreakingDawn333 reviews
Seth was fine with being totally ignorant to his new boyfriends secret, but when he finds out,everything changes...for better or worse.Seth/Jacob. M for Lemon and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,412 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Another Point Of View by moon12345 reviews
A wrong spell causes troubles at the marauders' life. In short, Remus and James switch bodies.. MWPP era SLASH RLSB, also some LEJP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,820 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Bursting Bubbles by Stephanniexo reviews
Harry and Draco grow closer during bathtime. AU 8th year. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,094 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Right Thing by Sparrowfeather1 reviews
Teddy is happily dating Victore...at least that's what everyone believes but behind closed doors things arent what they seem. Can he make things right or will his heart get in the way? Slash! Teddy Lupin/James Sirius Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,453 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Teddy L., James S. P. - Complete
FireWorks by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't want to hear anything Draco Malfoy has to say, but ignoring him and all the letters he sends probably isn't the best idea he's ever had, all things considered. Warnings: Sexual Content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,887 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Story of E by PandoraGalacia reviews
A continuation of Photoplay-Alternate Ending-Slash Only. Jasper and Edward's relationship continues and Edward finds himself reacting to Jasper's dominant personality in ways he never imagined. Mature audiences only 18 and older .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,958 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Obsessions by Aima D. Duragon reviews
Harry is surprised when Draco makes him a proposition-after all, how often is it that a Death Eater's son and your own worst enemy asks for a second chance? HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,667 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Our House by NanaMun reviews
Jacob meets the new neighbors - 3 odd, but beautiful men, who share an unconventional connection. And he feels it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,068 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Jacob - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by L.A.91 reviews
Edward - the out and proud, player. Jasper - new boy in town. LEMONS! nuff said.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,653 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Edward, Jasper
And We Fly Away to Never Never Land by Heart of Spellz reviews
Harry and Blaise attend a wedding. Slash, but nothing graphic. Written for The Bring a Smile Challenge and Competition at the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Truth, Lies, and Sirius Black by GOLD fish 945 reviews
As Remus' life crumbles around him and everything changes for the worse, there are a few constants in his life - chronic illness, his best friend Lily, and his feelings for one man who ruined his life with lies - Sirius Black. NonMagic AU. RLSB. JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,265 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Since by MizzHyde reviews
Jasper & Edward, blow-jobs and shower fantasies, Bella and sofa sex, stag nights and drunken rambling, giving in to temptation, getting caught, confessing, nothing has been quite the same since, well... Since. AH, rated M for lemons and slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,792 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Much More Than Bromance by mew-tsubaki reviews
SLASH. 2-shot. Everyone thought James and Teddy got along too well for the relationship between Teddy and James' sister. M for the 2nd chapter! You were WARNED! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Playing Keepaway by Tondayala Cherise Dupre reviews
Harry visits Malfoy Manor to give Draco his wand back. Needless to say, things don't exactly go as planned... warnings for bad language, EWE, minor mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,261 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Easy Tiger by amused-cat23 reviews
Edward is in love with Jasper and Peter. What will he do when he is desired by them? EdwardxJasperxPeter! Slashity slash slash! XD Inspired by Depeche Mode and "One February Friday" by LyricalKris! Title is a Depeche Mode song as well! M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Edward, Peter - Complete
Stethoscope by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
Everyone said that Arthur Weasley's shed full of Muggle Artifacts was boring. Teddy and James wanted to find out for themselves. Teddy/James oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Teddy L., James S. P. - Complete
Punk and Perv's Excellent Adventure by Punk-and-Perv reviews
P&P ONE: Perv sees Punk. Perv chases Punk. Punk dances. WARNING: Fictional spanking included. You're welcome. AU/AH. Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,922 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - James, Riley - Complete
Nothing Could Go Wrong by mew-tsubaki reviews
SLASH. Oneshot. For Beth. Nothing could go wrong...but everything does. Can Teddy help James cope with some regrets? T for themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/19/2011 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Mental by CrystalMichelle reviews
Edward has a disturbing encounter with one of his students. J/E Slash... Lemons. Written for DreamingPoet1988's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Case of the Cherry Blossoms by Sara's Girl reviews
If Hermione knows one thing, it's that Harry needs to talk to her about what she thinks she knows. Harry knows something is afoot, and Ron knows that the breakfast situation is critical. HPDM and HGRW AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Fairly daft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blurred Vision by C.Queen reviews
Albus Potter can't see a thing without his glasses, including the identity of the man who's come to take advantage of that fact.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Photoplay Alternate Ending Slash Only by PandoraGalacia reviews
Bella is a photographer who has recruited Jasper and Edward to assist her with a unique assignment. Slash. Edward/Jasper. Mature audiences only - 18 or older.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,912 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Photo Album by CharlieSchulz reviews
Harry Potter finds a photo album in his son's apartment one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2011 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Forging Reality by WinterStorrm reviews
Despite Theo's comments, Draco knows that he doesn't fancy Potter – not the slightest bit. However, once he sees how right they can be with his own eyes, he'll do anything to make that his reality. DH compliant, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,439 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Frustrated by Write.My.Dreams reviews
After a night spent on an exhausting mission chasing demons Alec figured to spend time with Magnus, except he fell asleep. What will happen when his parents figure things happened that didn't? And what's this about Magnus being a bit frustrated?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Dumbo by YamiRisa reviews
Greg doesn't like his ears, Nick loves them. Nick/Greg - Slash and fluff!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Fixing Precious: A Love Story by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Jasper's computer needs help from an expert. Enter Geekward. A little slashy o/s written for Yogagal's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Can You Keep A Secret? by Nixxx852 reviews
SLASH. Remus and Sirius are dating. Remus wants to tell the world but Sirius just isn't ready yet. Can Sirius find the nerve to finally tell everyone? How long can Remus wait before he gets tired of waiting?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,506 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Racerback by Zigster reviews
"As I watch him do the breast stroke through the choppy morning waters, I almost want to be in his place. What would it be like to be so alone?" AH/AU Ed, Jas and pot cookies. Written for the High Times Contest. Won 3rd Place Public Vote!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Escaping The Darkness by JazzMonster reviews
Edward wins Jasper while gambling with Aro to be his "slave". But Edward wants a real relationship with him, but Jasper has never been shown these affections before, and with his past, can he really trust anyone? AH. WARNING- Rape, self harm, etc...SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,394 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Home by MizzHyde reviews
A locked box, a silky voice on the phone, a beautiful stranger in a photograph. Edward thinks he just has a place to live, but maybe this time he is home. AH, slash. Written for Dirty Talking Jasper contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Jasper
It's Just a Phase by KissingFire reviews
All human. He was gay, trapped in a world of homophobia. He came along, a knight in leather and glitter, and saved him.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
It Was His Mouth That I Was Kissing by remuslives23 reviews
Title: As I Tried To Tell His Dad It Was His Mouth That I Was Kissing. Summary: 'Been thinking about this all day,' James confessed now as Teddy mouthed a damp trail along his jaw. 'Can't concentrate properly at work for thinking about it.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2011 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Loosen Up My Buttons: REWRITTEN by writtenmatrix reviews
ONE SHOT: In this non-magical AU, Draco tries to convince a band junkie Harry that he's worth his time... A/N: So I wrote this maybe 3 years ago and I decided it needed a rehaul to get up to par with the level the sequel is at. Please give it a read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Endless Summer by mleynse3 reviews
When Seth gets stuck in his wolf form, a mysterious healer named Harry comes in to help. But what happens when one of the other Quileute boys catches his eye? SLASH Harry/Paul
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,042 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 2,001 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Harry P., Paul
Change of Heart by animeaddict2323232 reviews
Cam and Claire used to go out before he broke her heart. A year has passed. Cam and Claire are trying to get along, but will romantic feelings get in the way? Especially, when everyone and everything is preventing their happiness? Dark Themes
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,485 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Cam F., Claire L. - Complete
Terribly Mistaken by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
James should have never implied that Remus was the traitor. A story in which Sirius defends his lover, as he should.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,817 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Real or Not? by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- Magnus and Alec play a game of 'Truth', or "Real or Not?". Where every right answer brings Alec a step closer to Magnus, and a wrong one a step away. - MagnusAlec. Multi-Chaptered.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,065 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Doggy Paddle by Pyroken reviews
Paul gets invited by the Forks High swim team captain for some after school lessons. M for sex. Lemons you guys call it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Paul, Sam - Complete
Yes, Professor by NanaMun reviews
Edward Cullen is an English professor with a list of unsuccessful blind dates and an aversion to public speaking. His well, orderly life is thrown through a spin, when a student makes a sexual advance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,103 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Cas's Logical Suggestion by CastielLovesDean reviews
Dean is really upset that Castiel is still a virgin. Castiel has a logical, innocent suggestion. Destiel. Sam/Gabriel. Complete! Rated M for the 3rd ending! Happy Reading! Warning: May be offensive to religious people. AT during S6
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,302 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Photograph by whitwit reviews
A chance encounter while stranded at an airport reunites Jasper and Edward after two years apart. Can Jasper find the right words to reconnect with Edward and reconcile his past mistakes? A/H M/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,850 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Seeing Things by Beautiful Figment reviews
Edward makes a startling discovery that sends him running to his best friend...where he makes an even more startling discovery. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper
The Replacement by Beautiful Figment reviews
Emmett is a closeted Calvin Klein model. Slashy bathroom times and food fights ensue after PA, Jasper, gets pulled in to join Emmett's photoshoot. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Cold Hands by faithful muse reviews
Alexander Lightwood objects to wearing gloves in cold weather. Magnus Bane is willing to serve as a handwarmer. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
A Christmassy Conversation by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Castiel has some... concerns about a few Christmas customes, and tries talking to dean about them. Right... like that's gonna go well. Rated for Dean's foul mouth and slight slash.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
He Threw a Snowball at my Head by Savannah-Vee reviews
He threw a snowball at my head... and we ended up in bed... A quick, FLUFFY - yep, you read right - one-shot written for the lovely Fardareismai's birthday! Link to her birthday blog is up on my profile page. Jasper/Edward SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Merlin I love that book! by melody106 reviews
James gets back late from quidditch training to find Lily reading a book. He asks what it's about, and she doesn't hex him. Now there's a first! Just a fluffy oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
All That is Pure by Sasha Dimierez reviews
-SLASH- Blaise Zabini doesn't like to be noticed, but it isn't because he's shy. His mother, notoriously known as the 'black widow', isn't what she seems and Blaise inherited more than just her good looks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,416 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 324 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Seven Albus and Scorpius Drabbles by remuslives23 reviews
Written for Round One of ass ldws. Various genres, ratings, and warnings. Please check each individual header within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
KnowItAll by remuslives23 reviews
There is nothing Remus doesn't know about Sirius. Nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Plane to Rome by scooby15268 reviews
Non Magic; Harry - an airhost on a flight from London to Rome- meets Draco - A business man with a curious personality - for a small chat. One Shot. H/D Drarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Cold Outside by meganthegleek reviews
James is out doing Christmas rounds for his father, saving Teddy for last. What happens when he can't exactly leave because of a snow storm? SLASH Teddy/James Sirius song fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Teddy L., James S. P. - Complete
The Adventures of Sparkles and Sugar Pants by Enaid Mora reviews
This is my first fanfic. Just random fluff with Alec and Magnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
My Kind Of Blonde by evieeden reviews
Written for the Friday Free For All on Twilighted. Librarian Edward gets a welcome surprise on a boring night's work. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Sonnet 04 by Sirius Black by Nnoitra-Szayel reviews
yet another sonnet to Remus... rather sad...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Gather my courage by xNomii reviews
SB/RL - Sirius gathers all his courage and writes Remus a letter about how he feels. 'I love every scar that decorates your body. I love your body. I love it when you fall asleep on my shoulder, like you do every time we are on the Hogwarts train.' Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Split Second of Indecision by Dahlia J Black reviews
//Slash Blackslash Contest Entry// On his wedding day, Jacob is standing between his bride and his best man- the love of his life and his best friend- but not necessarily in that order. AH/AU/SLASH. Rated M for language and graphic slashy situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,365 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Words of Hate by BlackDiamonds.32.20.54 reviews
Jacob breaks down after Bella sends him a nasty message. Bella is bitter because Edward left her for Jacob. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Blue Lips by ConstantSnow reviews
"You like me?" Seth asked. "In a gay way?" Requested by: PockyPand4
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Your Love's A Drug by GoinnGaGa reviews
I'm supposed to hate you and until just recently, I did. And now I wonder, why do I want to spend every minute of the day with you? Why do I want to protect you from everything that will hurt you in any way? And why do I love you so much, that it hurts?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,439 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Jacob, Paul - Complete
Everywhere by Darkira reviews
Waiting for The Call. Is receiving the call and getting closure better than never knowing for sure? AH/AU/J&E Extreme angst-warning.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Godfather & Godson by Our Eleventh Hour reviews
challenge fic. 10 things Harry hates and loves about his godfather. NOT SLASH. In the form of drabbles and one-shots. AU where Harry lives with Sirius since his 3rd Year. Now complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Flirting With Jealously by LovingPipersBoys reviews
Edward is not too happy about Jacob and his endless need to flirt with random people. It was now time for the vampire to teach his little puppy a lesson. Edward/Jacob Slash Warnings for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The City by artbeatsandlife reviews
::Slash:: Emmett & Paul spot each other on a NYC train, but the moment passes...or does it? A slash romance with a bunch of usual suspects from Twilight plus tattoos, steel & a black eye to round things out. Rated M for Major Lemons & Language - AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Emmett, Paul - Complete
Discovering Al by ThisIsSiriuslyMyPenName reviews
On hiatus guys, SORRY. No one has heard from Al in years, so what should everyone expect when they finally do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,451 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
How to Date Merlin Emrys by Sleepy Nebula reviews
Arthur asks Merlin out. It takes a colossal number of attempts to get the message across. SLASH.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Learning To Surf And Other Valuable Lessons by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Jasper only signed up for surf lessons. But when he met Edward Cullen, he discovered just how much he had to learn. AH Slash. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,870 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Brand New Start by Darkira reviews
When an event rider and his horse go through a serious trauma, a "horse whisperer" is needed to try and get the horse back on track. But is the rider beyond any help? How about the whisperer himself? AU/AH/M/Slash/Jasper&Edward M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,552 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Edward, Jasper
One February Friday by LyricalKris reviews
Friday night at a little bar where anything goes. You never know who's going to walk through the door to make life just a little more interesting. Slashy threesome lemons.Edward/Jasper/Peter, J/P, J/E.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,736 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Public Displays of Affection by CastielLovesDean reviews
What would happen if Castiel observed how other couples behaved in public and tried to do the same things with Dean? Future fic. Destiel slash. Minor Sam/Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
First Day Discomforts by BlackDiamonds.32.20.54 reviews
It's the first day of school and Paul has a slightly uncomfortable problem. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Paul, Sam - Complete
Passion by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
Harry/Draco oneshot. Just a short, hot little fic to get myself back in the game, so to speak. Harry shows his boyfriend of two years just how much he still loves and wants him, in the most passionate of ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What is Love? by A Name's A String Of Letterz reviews
"Hey Daddy. What is love?" A simple question. "It's the most beatiful thing, but you can't see it." : Drarry. After Hogwarts! ONE SHOT. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Alphabetical by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. 26 Harry/Draco one-shots for each letter of the alphabet as requested by you guys. Warnings for silliness, adult language, humour, angst, sexual content, camera abuse and runaway toast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,881 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Just Had to Want You by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
When Ginny becomes more and more persistent in asking Harry out, Draco snaps. Drarry. For SukibyTwilight, happy birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I'm not an Angel by rmhale reviews
Jasper's eye is caught by the beautiful raven-haired boy across the room. In a world of music, sex and perpetual travel...is there room for anything or anyone else? When is comfortable not enough anymore? O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Caught Red Handed by Starflower-Gem reviews
Harry goes into Malfoy Mansion on a dare. Sadly for him, Lady Luck seems to have dumped him and everything goes incredibly wrong...or is that right? Either way he ends up facing his rival in the worst and most embarrassing way! Oneshot, DMHP Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bella Is A Moron Files by LovingPipersBoys reviews
Jacob and Edward try to get rid of the ever so annoying Bella. Sadly the girl just doesn't seem to get that the guys are more interested in each other then her! Humor, Jacob/Edward Bella Lovers BEWARE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Omission by WinterStorrm reviews
Arthur is a porn star...something he has neglected to tell his boyfriend Merlin. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Talk by Jessie of the Keyboard reviews
Harry and Ginny decide that it's time to give Albus 'The Talk'... Well, one to build on the talk they gave whilst under the impression that he was heterosexual. Scorpius/Albus S. Harry/Ginny. ONESHOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Any Way The Wind Blows, Doesn't Really Matter by klemonademouth reviews
Teddy/James, Albus/Scorpius ,past Remus/Sirius memory/stories-I can't not put them in. "James was sixteen, and sometime between this Christmas and last he'd hit puberty, because he was the hottest bloke Teddy had ever seen." T for coarse language. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,441 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
A Useful Disappointment by HPFangirl71 reviews
Draco shows Harry something he hopes wont disappoint him... This is a slash pairing story... if you squick that then dont read! Please Do Not Flame!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coach by persephone-kore2593 reviews
Seth's love life is difficult, but its completely worth it. Seth/Emmett...underage warning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Seth, Emmett - Complete
So Happy I Could Die by GoinnGaGa reviews
Jacob decides to treat Sam to something special, and finds that Paul is willing to help. When something that was supposed to last for a single night, ends up turning into more, what problems will Paul bring into Jacob and Sam's simple life? Jacob/Paul/Sam
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Jacob, Paul - Complete
Beautiful Deceiver by IamKate reviews
Sam Uley found his soul mate in the last person he ever expected...Seth Clearwater. A promise to Seth's father keeps Sam from revealing his true feelings, but a wolf can only resist his imprint for so long. Slash Awards Winner - Best Wolf Story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sam, Seth - Complete
The Three Of Us! by persephone-kore2593 reviews
Jake's pissed off about the way he's being treated, can he get his mates' to understand and what will they do to make it up to him. SLASH. Paul/Jake/Sam.Just a little, filthy Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,226 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Jacob, Sam - Complete
Stalking Sirius by remuslives23 reviews
Reluctant paparazzo, Remus Lupin, manipulates his way into rock star, Sirius Black's, life, hoping for a scoop that will kick start his flagging career. Instead, he finds himself torn between his growing feelings for Sirius, and the article of a lifetime.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,793 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
The Bookstore by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Jacob works at a bookstore, a dull and meaningless job. The only excitement he gets? When a certain bronze haired god enters the store each day. Yeah, he might be obsessed. EdwardJacob, AU, oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/1/2010 - [Jacob, Edward] - Complete
Birthday Presents by Cae Thomas aka CNL reviews
It's Draco's 17th birthday, and Blaise has quite the gift in mind. Harry/Draco/Blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Want To Be Yours by C.Queen reviews
Al has always crushed on Scorpius, who he thinks would never want him. But Scorpius HAS always wanted a dog, which just so happens to be Al's Animagi form. Now if Al could just make Scorpius like him as a human too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,161 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
All And Enough by NanaMun reviews
Edward is fed up with Emmett's double life - as a straight football player and his lover - but he can't call it quits until the new boy shows up - gay and the new quarterback for the school's team and completely enamored with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Edward - Complete
Two Bottles of Firewhiskey and a Patented Daydream by hereticalvision reviews
"You will not believe what James did at Al's birthday party!" Little sisters are such gossips... SLASH - Teddy Lupin/James Sirius Potter, with narration from Lily Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Teddy L., James S. P. - Complete
The Traitor ONE SHOT by FullMoonDreams reviews
Sirius Black knows that Remus is keeping a secret from him and he is determined to figure it out. And no, the secret is probably not what you're thinking of. Remus/Sirius. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Get Lucky by gypsysue reviews
Fandom Gives Back fic for Alfalfa04. Re-added. Seth dreams about the sexy bouncer at his nightclub, will his dream finally come true. Slash Emmett/Seth A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Emmett, Seth - Complete
When Strikers Collide by rmhale reviews
When Jasper goes head to head with the new striker from Spain, he has to decide what is more important...what everyone else thinks or his own happiness. Written for the girl I love the most, OnTheTurningAway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,069 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Jungle by Dilmn8 reviews
Jasper is a dancer in a gay club with a difficult past. Vampires have just come out and are now public knowledge, will Edward be able to rescue Jasper from this jungle he lives in? E/J SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,308 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Fitting in and Standing Out by Darkira reviews
Being out and proud isn't always easy, especially for a teenaged boy who happens to crush on the blonde God in his new school. A blonde God who just happens to be painfully shy... For Slash Backslash 2.0. AU/AH/T/S&J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Seth, Jasper - Complete
Being James Potter by astha22 reviews
See what hapens when James Potter II comes back home with his girlfriend and kisses her on the platform! Teddy takes his revenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Always and Forever by gypsysue reviews
Written for rmhale for the SSA. Seth has to go away for 3 months for work, much to Jasper's dismay. AH Seth/Jasper M One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Jasper, Seth - Complete
Day of Silence by broadwaypants reviews
After Kurt explains to Mr. Schue that he will be participating in Day of Silence, Schue decides to get the whole club in on it. One chapter for each character, detailing what happened during their day and how it affected them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
Always by Cae Thomas aka CNL reviews
Harry is afraid of storms.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Namesakes by Ash-Varnei reviews
James Sirius Potter. The eldest Potter boy, said to be just like his namesakes. But is that who he really is? And is that who he really wants to be? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2010 - James S. P. - Complete
The Talk by Renai-chan reviews
Remus decides that Sirius should give the boys The Talk. Mainly an attempt at humor; some romance if you squint :D SBRL, Slight HPDM. Slight AU. M for mature language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
It's Just a Flesh Wound by Zigster reviews
The need for a band-aid can cause a crush. Edward cuts his finger, and a strange, overenthusiastic boy offers to help. Entry for the AwkWard contest. AH/AU Hookahs and spit-takes abound.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Some Memories Are Better Lost by MagickBeing reviews
Harry was in a coma after the final battle. He has awakened now, but he finds his mind wiped clean and his verbal skills gone. When Draco shows up to help, will he trigger Harry's memory? And if he does, what if Harry was better not remembering?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
How Al's Plan Failed Miserably by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
"IlikeScorpius." Rose said quickly. "Brilliant!" Al exclaimed, thinking the two would be a perfect couple. So why, when he is trying to get them together, does he feel the need to interrupt the would-be couple at every turn? Scorpius/Al oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,385 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Games People Play by LostOne125 reviews
All human. AU. Emmett/James. Emmett's suffering from heartache, and James offers a distraction in the form of proving he doesn't like what he thinks he likes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,804 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Emmett, James - Complete
Little Margot: Matchmaker by Zigster reviews
Won 1st Place in No Bella Allowed Contest! Alice is a ballerina recovering from an injury. Edward is her loyal partner but Alice knows that he deserves more. That's why she plans to hand him her brother, Jasper, on a silver platter. Luckily, he's in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Arses by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
A jealous Sirius and some talk about arses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
It Started With A Dream by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Remus has a rather eventful dream, and decides to tell Sirius about it. RL/SB slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Pleasure in Memories by Jhrbrown reviews
Oneshot entry for FML Contest. James is heartbroken and alone. One meeting with the person he lost pieces him together again, that is until he finds something devestating in his "Inbox". JamesxEmmett Slash. Rated M for lemons and foul mouths, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - James, Emmett - Complete
Worth Loving by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Set after Sirius is disowned by his stupid family. Sirius is being an idiot, and it's up to Remus to set him straight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Drunken Words by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
And it's what we say when we're drunk that we sometimes regret the most. Remus hates alcohol, and Sirius needs it to forget, for just a moment. MWPP Era. Complete, rating changed from T to M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,581 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Werewolf with the Black Tattoo by Azrael's Addiction reviews
Remus is talked into getting a tattoo. SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Werewolf with the Metal Earring by Azrael's Addiction reviews
Remus gets an earring as per Sirius' request. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Happy by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco Malfoy wasn't smirking or sneering or frowning or glaring.He was SMILING.Like he was HAPPY about something.Which,technically,wasn't even allowed in Slytherin." Draco seems far too happy for his own good. Why,though? Ooh. The mystery. HPDM SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For Harry's Entertainment by Cae Thomas aka CNL reviews
Harry didn't think that the Hogwarts talent show would be any fun. He couldn't have been more wrong. Inspired by Adam Lambert's "For Your Entertainment" because it makes me think of Draco in leather pants. Lots of love to Zachie for helping me finish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Christmas Puzzle by Reinamy's Cloud reviews
Draco Malfoy is not allowed puzzles of any kind. His boyfriend, Harry Potter, says so. Holiday fic. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
NextDoor Neighbors by ChoCedric reviews
Fred and George often feel like they're not part of the family because of the way their mother treats them. A short vignette on their thoughts and feelings through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Grief by Miyabita reviews
Alec only has his memories and his regret. Spoilers for City of Glass. Takes place the night of the funeral.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Arms Of A Stranger by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
After brushing off a bizarre encounter in a restroom with Jacob, Emmett realizes that maybe he does need him after all. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 110 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Slytherin Napping by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco is rubbish at sleeping. Sort of. Foundations!verse, utter fluff. Short oneshot. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Let's Play A Game by Zikkie reviews
Gazzy's sick, but that doesn't stop him and Iggy from humiliating Max...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 115 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Onions by Pulele Hua reviews
Draco came home late...again. NOW BETA-ED
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Blaise Knows by Lily McGlaughlin reviews
Blaise knows Harry better than anyone else, and because he knows, he isn't surprised. Sash. HP/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Perfect Gift by BonesBBLover reviews
Scorpius' birthday is fast approaching, and Al has to find the perfect gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Mistakes by RavenHeart101 reviews
James made a stupid mistake, he really did. And Sirius didn’t like that he’s the one that had to pick up the pieces. Slash. JP/RL Past , SB/RL, JP/LE. Kinda AUish? Give it a try. Sirius' POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Naughty Boy by Pulele Hua reviews
#2 Harry told him he knew how to dance. He really did. Now, Harry is going to win that bet. NOW BETA-ED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Stand By Me 2 by Mistress Slytherin reviews
Sequel to Stand by Me- Scorpius and Albus head to Malfoy manor for summer break sixth year but Scorpius begins to show his rebel side, what horribly Slytherin thing will Albus do to teach him a lesson?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Pillow Mutter by Sweet Shiva reviews
In which Ron Weasley jumps to conclusions, and Harry Potter is amused. BZ/HP. SLASH. Oneshot. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Blaise Z., Harry P. - Complete
Seducing James Potter by LetterRead reviews
Sirius and Remus have something to tell James, and Sirius is explaining in the only way he knows how. Just a little one-shot. MWPP ERA SBRL RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Noises or You Shouldn't Believe What You Hear by hell.bent.wings reviews
“Go deeper! Yes, right there!” Ginny’s brown eyes widened as she processed the fact that her brother George was in the boy’s washroom at midnight with Fred and they were making unbelievable sounds. God,she was going to need some extensive therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Playtime by pooka14 reviews
Harry is somewhat of a whore and will have sex with anyone who meets his requirements. What happens when he takes on Draco and strong feelings emerge? Heavy slash. Second chapter very fluffy and OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
But he did, He so, so did by LetterRead reviews
Sirius has something he wants to tell Remus, Remus might be more responsive than Sirius expects. WARNING: Disgusting amounts of fluff ensue and i mean like- it's unabashedly sickening . MWPP ERA SBRL RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Middle Name by midnigthaze reviews
teddy/james - oneshot "the s is for sucks" teddy is just sure of it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Sorry by midnigthaze reviews
Teddy/James - Oneshot Teddy's had a rough day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Unintended Emotional Crimes by Annie789 reviews
Pretending to be Lily’s boyfriend for the summer would have been a lot easier if Remus didn’t secretly wish it was more than pretend. Canon-compatible RL/LE; features Remus, Lily, James, Sirius, Peter, and Snape, with cameos by the Blacks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,061 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Kiss in the Dark by CrimsonRose18 reviews
Harry can't sleep so he sitting on the dark stairs outside the common room when someone trips over him. B/H enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Blaise Z., Harry P. - Complete
Ginny Doesn't Know by Pulele Hua reviews
#3 Harry is with Ginny and doesn't know how to break up with her. So, Draco tells her in his own way. NOW BETA-ED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/7/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Drunken Harry by gorgeousbowneyesslash reviews
“Oh, sweetheart put the bottle down...” "Please, please, please! I love you, please don't leave me I love you, don't leave me!" Crying in the corner. That’s where I found him, hugging an almost-empty bottle of muggle Vodka.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Squawk by owlpostagain reviews
“Somebody, do something,” Mrs. Weasley pleaded, watching as a fork sailed across the table, bits of sausage still attached to the end, narrowly missing Ron’s head. Harry complies. SLASH warning. one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The End of the World by LetterRead reviews
The Marauders are outside looking at the stars when Sirius poses the question, "What would you do if you knew the world was going to end tomorrow?" MWPP SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Hidden Partner by MiSs-SuRealiSt reviews
Sirius has been dating a certain someone, but who is it that he's hiding from everyone, and why's Remus so quiet? Review if you like : Be careful it gets a little steamy in places. Sorry for spelling mistakes or changes in tenses!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Moment of Silence for Harry Potter by Writting2StayHalfSane reviews
A moment of silence for Harry Potter, a place we all once called home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008
Kiss It Better by Starflower-Gem reviews
Draco's a whiner, always has been and always will be, but can harry make him feel better? dmhp slash drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Third Generation of Love by PrincessofDarkness11 reviews
Watch as Harry and Draco's sons, Albus and Scorpius, become friends and then lovers, causing havoc and mayhem for all of those around them! DH Compliant! SLASH! EXPLICIT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,918 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Best Friends With Benefits by Writing Is What I Do Best reviews
Draco and Harry have been friends since first year. What happens when Draco starts having some more-than-just-friends thoughts?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Memories by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
James Sirius/Teddy. 'Growling, I grabbed his hand and ran up the stairs, dragging him along behind me. I was done with waiting; I wanted action.' Now rated M for a reason. Be warned: fic contains explicit slash and a lot of fluffiness. Updated weekly-ish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - James P., Teddy L.
Sweatpants Theif by janecanblog reviews
Scorpius is a sweatpants theif.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Natural by RBTL reviews
James is gay. Teddy is gay. They are living together--but only because Harry has rejected them both. Teddy doesn't like James that way. Why would he? James is his god-brother! Teddy just wants to take care of him. Teddy/James, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Teddy L., James S. P. - Complete
Expensive Disaster by Digitallace reviews
Non- Magical AU. D/H Slash – Written for my lovely Beta Alicia - Everyone in school wants to BE Draco Malfoy or be WITH him, he’s good looking, clever and aloof. But when Harry Potter starts at Veritas Academy, everything goes to hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,171 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Everything by counterdogma reviews
Draco definitely should have yelled or thrown something at Potter’s head or something, because it was clear that he, Draco, was much more suited to the role of Harry Potter’s eye candy than Snape was. A love potion backfires on Harry in Potions. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Then the sun came out by sue9292 reviews
Harry hates the rain, this is something his boyfriend is determined to change. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No Such Thing as Normal by Starlight Disaster reviews
Ten things about Dudley Dursley that no one ever found out
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Dudley D. - Complete
Coffee Shop by pooka14 reviews
Harry goes to his favorite coffee shop and he stumbles upon a situation. Non-magic. Heavy slash. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kisses for Draco by Von reviews
His duty complete, Harry is saying goodbye in a rather.. unorthodox fashion. SLASH. Major Harry/Draco. Extremely minor Harry/Blaise, Harry/Neville, Harry/Snape.. well, Harry/Everyone, really..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Now and Forever by Writting2StayHalfSane reviews
Ginny Weasley forms a special bond with her father. Through out her life she tells him, "I love you Daddy." With him always responding, "Now and forever." Contains slight DH spoliers. If you have not read that book yet, get yourself a library card!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Ginny W., Arthur W. - Complete
The Hogwarts Werewolf by Jill-Bloom89 reviews
Before Harry's 7th year at Hogwarts, Harry was outside at Dursley's was attacked and bitten by a werewolf, then is captured by Voldemort and force to serve the Dark Lord as a slave. Story is much better then Summary! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,121 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sneaking Around by LittleRedOne reviews
Scorpius is tired of always having to sneak around. He wants everyone to know about his relationship with a certain Potter. Albus Severus/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
To the Rescue by pooka14 reviews
H/D SLASH! If you don't like, then don't read. Harry and Draco mess around. Ron notices something and goes crazy. Rated M for a reason folks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shame by Original Katie Bell reviews
The Dursleys reaction to Harry receiving a letter from Hogwarts was, in reality, much different from what JKR portrayed. 5 years later Harry is still suffering the repercussions of that day when he hides from Dudleys gang in the Leaky Cauldron. Abuse fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,417 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Happy Birthday, Remus! by GOLD fish 945 reviews
Remus is turning 19, and Sirius has no idea what the hell to get him! Fluffy, rated T for language. Oneshot RLSB !slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Come to Bed? by Cleo Burton reviews
An ASS story because I can't seem to leave these two alone! An abridged version of how they met and eventually fell in love. Warning- PWP, Manseckz, Uber-fluff. I will not be held liable for cavities or slash conversions that may and will ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Irresistible by DylanJames666 reviews
Albus/ Scorpius fanfiction. Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Severus Potter are both Slytherins in their fifth year, and are dating. Filled with sex, drama, love, and humor. There will be 6 total chapters, at least that's what I am planning on. Currently, 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
What the hell by Talking Frenchfries reviews
Draco and Harry's reactions to reading Deathly Hallows DM/HP Slash fluffy/funny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Right Way To Do It by Crystal Haze reviews
Tonks kisses Remus under the mistletoe. Sirius shows her how it's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Complicated Person by Samayel reviews
One the day of Harry and Draco's handfasting, Ron finally learns the secret that brought Harry and Draco together, and gains a new respect for both of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Long Way From Home by Samayel reviews
AUNonMagic HarryDraco! Harry's first day of college introduces him to his new roommate...the Out!rageous and proud Drake Malfoy! RomanceComedyFluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sirius Black is Just a Little Sick and Twisted by CrazieDasie reviews
After the prank on Snape, Remus refuses to talk to Sirius. So Sirius finds something else to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Significant by GOLD fish 945 reviews
As Harry and Draco awake on a humid summer's day, Harry remembers everything that made everything as wonderful as it was now. HPxDM Slash Warning. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3685 - Favs: 4,265 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Summer Thunder by X.Mika.X reviews
Blaise doesn't like thunder. Theo is happy to distract him. Slash TNxBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
Insecurity by X.Mika.X reviews
Theo likes Blaise. Blaise likes Theo back. One problem: Blaise thinks Theo is after him exclusively for his body. Slash Theodore Nott X Blaise Zabini
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
E! by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella tries to outsmart Edward. Oneshot! This is what happens when Edward thinks TOO hard. It's more popular than I thought it would be! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Emerald by Starflower-Gem reviews
Oneshot Draco likes Harry, Harry likes Draco. Neither are planning on doing anything about it. so their friends team up and trap Harry in his animagus form and 'give' him to Draco. Cute and fluffy! HarryKitty Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just plain fluff by chelsHDfan reviews
Draco comes home to a little surprise. 1st fic. FLUFF Oneshot, hpdm. uhm repost? i think. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Puppy Love by FemmeFerret reviews
Draco acquires a friend. HD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Boy, interrupted by hamlet-972 reviews
Tattoo, chains, a guitar, piercings. So Harry Potter has changed a bit in the summer. How much will he change when he has to live in a town full of muggles with the one he hates the most? Oh yes, Draco Malfoy. HPDM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,353 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Safe and Sound by Lykaios Nyx reviews
Little Harry worries when he has to go to his Grandma and Grandpa's house on a full moon night. [AU Living With arc] RLSB Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Art and Practice of Absolute Pitch by Gold-Snitcher reviews
DMHP. Sequel to 'Life'. AU. Things do not always turn-out the way you planned, and no one knows that better than Draco Malfoy. But still, life has a funny way of working out, even when it seems impossible. Est. rltnshps. Music and art in the 'real world'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,359 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 3,133 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Golden by opalish reviews
HPSS. ...because you know, when you hurt, that you're alive. You know, if you're bleeding, that you can fight. And you know that what you have, what you have isn't weak, isn't golden...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kiss Me by starrysunrise reviews
It's Lily and James' wedding, and Sirius is going to show them how it's really done...JL and RS SLASH One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Life, As Experienced Through Your Fingers by Gold-Snitcher reviews
DMHP. AU. Draco Malfoy loves boarding school almost as much as he hates it. But this new school for the arts provides him with more challenges and happiness than he ever expected to experience. (Complete).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,654 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Echoes of the Mind by angel74 reviews
[Complete] HPDM [Sequel] 6th yearHarry learns to overcome his abusive past with the help of Remus and Draco. He wants to know what really happened to Sirius, but will the Death Eater attacks and strange dreams get in his way of his mission?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 202,862 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tourniquet by nightliferogue reviews
Harry talks to Draco just before Draco is being sentenced to the Dementor's Kiss. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jealous Guy by LadyBush reviews
Sirius catches Remus and Snape kissing. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Prince Charming by MagickBeing reviews
Harry becomes morbid after Sirius's 'disappearance'. He becomes suicidal and Mentally unstable. Will his mood change when his prince charming shows? And did he come soon enough? WARNING: HP plus DM Slash, Ootp Spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,248 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Bring Me To Life by angel74 reviews
[Complete] HPDM, Do soulmates really exist? Draco is placed with the Weasleys for his own protection and discovers Harry doesn’t lead the perfect life he has always imagined. Warning: SLASH, abuse, rape, cutting
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,329 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/4/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Maquillage by silma reviews
Draco emerges with a pile of tight black clothes, eyeliner in hand. Will his boyfriend, Harry, do what he asks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
That's How it's Done, Ronniekins by Malicious Dagger reviews
When Fred and George catch Ron kissing his pillow in a completely disgusting fashion, they decide to teach him how to kiss properly ... TWINCEST! One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Brotherly Love by Lomadia reviews
Fred/George ::twincest warning:: The twins talk about their 'relationship', but talking doesn't seem to be the most pressing thing or their minds. I suck at summaries, please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2003 - George W.
Are You Afraid of the Dark by MinnGirl reviews
Harry gets Draco to watch a scary movie. What does Draco think of muggle scariness? Fluffy H/D SLASH!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Locked Out by Dragon Mistress reviews
What has Sirius done to be locked out of the bedroom by Remus?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
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When Emmett Gets Bored reviews
Emmett gets bored and asks Bella some questions in front of the Cullens. CONTINUED! I deleted this off of my old profile and am continuing it on this one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Tomorrow reviews
Sometimes Harry gets so fed up that he needs time alone, but everything's alright when he has Draco. Post-war, Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In A Relationship reviews
Alec gets a little curious about Facebook and his boyfriend's relationship status.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
If Only She Knew reviews
Teddy is going out with Victoire, but not very faithfully. Now his boyfriend on the side is starting to feel a bit guilty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Max reviews
Max has a change of heart and decides that the School really is doing the right thing and helps them capture the Flock. ONESHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Max - Complete