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Joined 08-15-10, id: 2496826, Profile Updated: 12-26-12
Author has written 7 stories for Penguins of Madagascar, House of Night, and Phineas and Ferb.

Name: K* (not a bad word)

Age: 13

Gender: Female

Zodiac: Gemini

Interests: Reading, painting objects, scaring people, finding new ways to creep people out, being weird, confusing people, annoying people, watching racing turtles, etc.

Won something in the lottery?: Yes actually! Two whole dollars! Then of course I spent it on another totally worthless lottery ticket...

Snuck out of the house?: Eh, I'd get caught the first two steps.

Lied to get out of trouble?: Uh...

Had a computer crash?: Yes. But now I've got a reliable one!

Gotten lost in your city?: FOR A WHOLE FIVE MINUTES!

Seen a shooting star?: I used to a lot when I was little.. Now that I'm older, I guess I haven't had the patience to actually gaze up at the sky.

Been to any other countries?: Why, yes. Yes I have.

Had a serious surgery?: 0-o Ugh.. thankfully not.

Stolen something important to someone else?: I don't think I have... Does candy count?

Gone out in public in your pajamas?: AND I WAS COMFY!

Cried over a girl?: You crazy, man!

Cried over a boy?: Why would I?!

Kissed a random stranger?: ...no...

Hugged a random stranger?: Hehe. Yeah.

Been in a fist fight?: No...

been arrested?: Only in Wonderland.

Done drugs?: NO!

Had alcohol?: NO!

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: It was kool-aid..

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: One of these days...

Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: IDK. Have I?

Swore at your parents?: Nope. Iz don't swear.

Kicked a guy where it hurts?: Not yet.

Been to a casino?: It was a casino-themed fund raiser!

Ran over an animal and killed it?: Well that's gonna be kinda hard considering I don't have a liscence...

Broken a bone?: Nopez.

Gotten stitches?: Despite several close calls... no.

Had a water balloon fight in winter?: No. But it sounds fun!

Made homemade muffins?: :D They were Blueberry!

Bitten someone?: Yes.

Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: It. Was. Awesome.

Burped in someone’s face?: Not lately!


Oh! And I live on Earth... or do I?

I know a word that begins with 'f ' and ends with 'uck' and guess what. It's firetruck!

I don't like the copy, paste, and add your name here thingies. Whenever a person posts that, it's probably leaving some poor chap out. Then they might get all sad like and live under a rock the rest of their lives.

I have learned that someone I'm related to is on fanfiction! They don't write stories though...

If you love cupcakes, but think they're bad for your colons, put this on your profile.

If you don't do drugs put this on your profile.

If you prevent wild fires just because you're afraid Smokey the bear will go on a killing spree and kill everyone who has even looked at a fire, post this on your profile.

If you'd pay to see a total skilene episode, put this on your profile.

If you've had a laughing fit in an elevator for no apparent reason, post this on your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, post this on your profile.

If you adore your science teacher, but stink at science, you know where to put this.

If you talk to yourself, post this on your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. 4% of those teens would bring a chair and popcorn, copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 1% that would climb to the top of the sky scraper and push him off saying: SORRY IT TOOK YOU SO LONG!

96% of teens would shout "No, don't do it!" if they saw Miley Cyrus about to dive into a valcano. 3% would shout "Hurry up!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be part of the 1% of teens who had a sense of humor, dress up as a tiki person and shout "If you do not jump, you will anger the tiki spirits!"

QUOTES OF MY LIFE

I have a LOT of totally awesome quotes! So, what the heck? You get to read them!

"MAGMAAA"

"AUUGGHHH! Oh... it's just a bench..."

"Aww man, he lost a leg!"

"I'm sorry, ketchup!"

"Did you just steal my fork?"

"I never liked therapists... Why do I need some stranger to tell me I have issues? I already know that!"

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Feather of Maat by Oxymora reviews
The quartet of penguins worked together as a team for a valuable time by now. However, they don't seem to know much about Skipper. That is when his past catches up. – Finished. Sequel online: "File Number: Tippy Top Secret"
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,479 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Skipper - Complete
The Battle of Central Park by DrunkenTavern reviews
After discovering a stash of paintball guns, the penguins start using firearms in their missions. But after refusing to let King Julien 'play' with them, an all out Penguin-Lemur war breaks out which devastates the entire zoo.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,036 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Skipper, King Julien
Stevie Rae's Penguins by almbookbuyer reviews
This is a one shot about a weird dream I had. It is AWESOME! and WEIRD!
House of Night - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
RANDOMNESS! by Meggie-chan100 reviews
This is based off of a REALLY weird dream I had. It is a one-shot Warriors and Penguins of Madagascar crossover so... ENJOY! Warning: WAY out of character,OC, and character deaths. Also, severe levels of crazyness
Crossover - Warriors & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
Welcome to Ga'Hoole by SilverGuardian44 reviews
As Kowalski finished his new invention the four penguins have been transported to the owl kingdom. Now they need to find a way to go back home. Ratings may change. Please no flames. Anonymous reviews are allowed. Chapter 12 is up
Crossover - Penguins of Madagascar & Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,776 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Penguins of Madagascar Questionare! by I-am-Italia reviews
Welcome! This is the one place where YOU! The audience, gets to send in questions to your favorite characters and learn all about them! Episode 5 is now up! Skipper!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,410 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010
Eternal Magic by From Darkness and Light reviews
Every family has a secret. When the penguins discover that Julien and his dead family hold a secret of their own. Twists and turns come into play, when discovering that this uncovered secret will determine the very future fate. Please R&R
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,207 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010
Seven Abominations by moved1account reviews
Skipper and Marlene learn something that changes their lives and turns their world upside down. This story is up for adoption for any good writer, message me!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Skipper, Marlene
Kidnapping Skipper by Mastermindhunter reviews
Skipper's gone, and the only clue is a note with a lone stamp on it. The enemy blowhole is not to blame. Desperate, the boys seek unlikely help. How far will they be willing to go to save him? Or more important, how far will this new form of help go?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,786 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Skipper, Dr. Blowhole
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Skilight reviews
Marlene has been transferred to the Central Park Zoo where she has the time of her life! The weird part? Meeting the supernatural penguin team and werewolf lemurs. By me and EppogirlXD! Please review! Oh, and we don't own anything! :
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Marlene
25 days of Eggnog! reviews
Ever wonder what the animals of the Central Park Zoo think of Christmas? Well, you can wonder no longer! Collections of poems. Contains Skilene, Koris, Roll, & Cuvate... or Cupid the reindeer and Private. I'll try to update every day XD
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010
Random Bus Adventure reviews
WARNING: Based off a real story! Some events in this are real... mostly the bus conversation... Review please! :D
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Shaunee C., Erin B. - Complete
Light Without the Sun reviews
Rico. A crazed penguin that everyone loves. But what happens when he's blown underground and meets Dr. Blowhole? What's the dolphin planning? And is the one helping him Rico's true love? This is book one of a trilogy. It's really good, so please read!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Rico
Truth or Dare: PF Style! reviews
Has anyone done this yet? I don't know, but your welcome to submit truths or dares!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010
Bad Travels reviews
The penguins accidently step through the Travelerex, an untested invention of Kowalski's. Little do they know the horrors and bunnies they'll encounter!Contains Denmark. My 1st story: It's T cause I'm paranoid.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Kowalski, Skipper
My Eyeballs hurt reviews
This is actually a dream I had. Sorry if anyone had a story similar to this
House of Night - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Zoey R., Venus - Complete