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Hello peoples of fanfiction! My name is... A MYSTERY! That's not actually my name, it's just that I'm not going to tell you. Also, I am the awesomest person you will ever meet. (yes. yes I am.) Anyway, read and learn about me cause you know you want to!

Country: the States (my friends think it's really weird that I call it that)

Fav Books: ummm...pretty much everything I read, but I'll probably write fanfics about Twilight, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who. And yes, I know Twilight is girly, but that didn't stop me from reading and loving it. But VAMPIRES SHOULD NOT SPARKLE!

Fav Movie(s): Stepbrothers

Fav TV Show(s): Doctor Who, the Big Bang Theory, and

Fav Doctor: 10th (David Tennant can really rock those Converse)

Hobbies: reading, writing, playing gutair, and basketball

I really like to talk, so pm me if you're bored. I don't really care what you want to talk about. It could be about a new story, updated chapter, forums, vampires, avian hybrids, timelords, tacos, whatever.


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11/29 - It might have seemed like I disappeared off the face of the earth for awhile there, but I've actually just been on Fictionpress instead. I post most my work on there now, so don't be looking for anything new on this account. My pen name on fp is the same as on here, so check it out! Please and thank you and have a nice day (Look at how awesome my manners are!)! Ok that is all.

- NoNameGiven

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To make a point by CruelDawn reviews
Set during Eclipse. Self-insert. A teenager decides to prove that the Twilight vampires are not truely vampires, but aliens. She uses Alice to prove it. Alice is not happy whatsoever. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Aubrey by V3GG13vamp reviews
Sometimes a good old-fashioned vampire is EXACTLY what you need! I'm only rating it as T because let's face it vampires are killers. But if you're mature enough to have seen Twilight then you'll be fine with this story .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Complete