PUCKLEBERRY PURE
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Joined 08-15-10, id: 2497114, Profile Updated: 06-16-11
Author has written 9 stories for Glee.

"Size Does Matter" was my first fan fic so be kind. I had a lot of fun with it. I love it more than the others, but the reviewers didn't. :( Disappointment as I thought I was quite clever to come up with that premise. Boo hiss.

Fan Fic is what won me over to Puckleberry. Prior to that I was team Finchel. Now... I can't stop obsessing over Mark Salling... seriously.

I love to read humorous smut. Puck is a humorous character and Glee is a funny show so this should lend itself easily to this style of writing. If you do not write M rated fanfics, I probably have not read your work. I tend to read only M stuff, and I avoid the real serious storylines. I've read a few good ones, but they're usually too much for me. I like it simple. I also avoid the really AU storylines. I don't mind mixing it up a little, but... again, I guess I like things "in the box".

I update often, which suprisingly, bothers some people. Others tell me that's why I don't get as many reviews. Too bad. I don't like to be strung along for MONTHS without an update. Sorry. I have a short attention span. I write that SMUT is in my stories because I want to make it clear to the reader what's in there. Since I only read M-rated stories, I am surprised (and disappointed) when the smut isn't there.

I found Season 2 disappointing- not only because there was no real Puckleberry- they also left Mark Salling with a shirt ON the whole season! No, there were parts I liked, but I was disappointed with the lack of connections between story lines.

I'm GROUPING my stories to make it easier to read my older stuff, if you haven't already. I REALLY appreciate readers who review and let me know what they like. Although these stories can be read alone, some are grouped together as the same couple.

High School Puckleberry: "Size Does Matter" and "Spring Break Sins"

or "Blue Balls of Christmas" and "Hot Chocolate, Hot Nights"

or "Turn Me On", a prompt fic.

Adult Puckleberry: "The Right Time Now", "The Honeymoon" and "Rachel Berry Puckerman: Queen of Hormones"

or "Blind Date"

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Give it Time by novice242 reviews
Puckleberry-starting from Special Education to senior year (different from the show) and on to college. Really St Puckleberry SFuinn & multiple ships; with main cast, Shelby & Beth. Multi-pov. Synopsis: Post-Finchel, Rachel & Puck enter an agreement that grows into more than they bargained for, but what will they do about it? Will Puck realize he should be with Rachel for real?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 229,882 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
Unhealthy by entwined-fate reviews
She was finding it harder and harder to walk away from him. "I'm in your system now, baby. You're gonna crave me." Puckleberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,997 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Mardi Gras Fling by and-im-feelin-good reviews
Santana talks Rachel into cutting loose at Mardi Gras. It was just supposed to be one night. This is a Puckleberry story.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,277 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Puck, Rachel B.
Forever and Almost Always by heartsmash reviews
He faltered for an rebuttal and she put the final nail in the coffin. "The answer is you can't. And I won't. I'm not built to be the girlfriend of a ghost." P/R future fic, Rachel and Puck take different paths that are intertwined from start to finish. SUSPENDED.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,883 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Needed You Always by Paceismyhero reviews
Starting at the flashback that spurned the Need You Now duet, showing the progression from practicing to the duet to the big game and beyond, with very different results. Rated M for later, and maybe Puck's mouth at the beginning. Enjoy ... and review!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,014 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Someone Else's Heart by nicalyse reviews
He's the guy who gets her off, not the guy she talks to about things that matter. She made it really clear that this thing they're doing is just friends having sex. A follow-up to This Is How It works, though you needn't have read that one.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,259 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Rachel takes one for the team by Nova802 reviews
As it turns out, Rachel will do just about anything to win Nationals. Especially if it's something she already wants to do. Puckleberry with a strong side of Kurt/Rachel friendship. M for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,459 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Coming Undone by SkyeDrgn reviews
Rachel babysits Pucks little sister and witnesses a little of Puck's "alone" time. What does she do? Read and find out. Warning Graphic situation and language
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,779 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Puck, Rachel B.
Almost Like Loving by nicalyse reviews
Maybe this is what happens when two hot Jews are forced to co-exist in the same space.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,705 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Private Lessons by bellakitse reviews
Rachel's romantic fantasy once again crashes and burns so she seeks out knowledge she lacks from a top teacher. Set during the summer after 'Journey'.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,052 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The Picture by PaddynBelle reviews
From a PuckRachel drabble meme prompt but it didn't want to be a drabble. Rachel leaves Lima halfway through senior year and no one knows why until a picture of a very pregnant Rachel makes its way back to Lima. Rating for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,401 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
Borrowed Time by rockbandstar reviews
They always say be careful what you wish for. Stuck in a monotonous life and unhappily married Rachel can't help but think "if only." Suddenly she is thrust back into the past and into her relationship with the one that got away. Full summary inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,094 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Summer in the City by novice242 reviews
Sequel to the completed story, Junior Year. Puckleberry near-future fic. Rachel goes to NY for summer camps. Puck gets to visit her there for a week, but spends most of the summer in Lima. A little drama ensues. M to be safe. Main characters featured. End
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,635 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Bright Particular Star by Nova802 reviews
Somehow Rachel Berry turned out to be his pole star, the thing that gives him direction and when Noah Puckerman really needs someone, it's his truest instinct to go to her. Rated "M" for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,870 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Love Makes You Do the Wacky by sigmakutie reviews
Recently called "Collide". Sequel to "I Guess I'll Settle for Second Best" Puck and Rachel are dating now, angst ensues. A/N- M for final chapter! ENJOY! 0.0 Sigma
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,628 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Burning Down the House by Katertots reviews
Rachel Berry and Noah Puckerman have a fiery first encounter that leads to an unlikely friendship and maybe something more. Set in New York City, this future AU fic also features Rachel's friendship with Quinn and Kurt, and Puck's best friend, Finn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,941 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Rachel B., Puck
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Blind Date reviews
Ten years after high school, Rachel goes on a blind date only to see a familiar face across the table. Reviews always appreciated! Definite SMUCKLEBERRY with a side of plot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,229 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Puck, Rachel B.
Hot Chocolate, Hot Nights reviews
The GLEE kids go on a ski trip. Smut ensues. Artie/Brittany Finn/Santana Tina/Mike Sam/Quinn Loose sequel to "Blue Balls of Christmas" but can be read alone.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Blue Balls of Christmas reviews
The guys of McKinley High are not getting any and definitely not feeling the spirit of Christmas! Slight AU Season 2. Puck/Rachel Finn/Santana Tina/Mike Sam/Quinn
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,036 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Rachel Berry Puckerman, Queen of Hormones reviews
Rachel's pregnant and she does everything in a BIG way! This is the sequel to "The Honeymoon". Of course there's smut!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,638 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Turn Me On reviews
Puck finds out that Finn doesn't turn Rachel on. Written to a prompt from Kimmy 77 on the LJ meme. Please review. This is my first attempt to write to a prompt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Honeymoon reviews
This is a sequel to "The Right Time Now", but it is mostly smut so will be fine alone. Puck and Rachel- post wedding!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,292 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Right Time Now reviews
Future Fic where Puck and Rachel meet again...is it the right time now? Please review. SMUT!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,629 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Spring Break Sins reviews
The Glee gang heads to Florida for Spring Break where major smut ensues. Please review!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,354 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Size Does Matter reviews
Is it possible that the rumors are true and Finn has "more" to offer than Puck? Puck/Rachel, Finn/Santana, Artie/Tina, others. SMUT! Rated M for a reason! Please review. I don't have much feedback.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,769 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete