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Joined 08-15-10, id: 2497293, Profile Updated: 04-19-12

I'm 29 with three kiddos. I run a small business from home and love the flexibility it gives me (more time to read!).

I've always enjoyed reading. One thing that I don't like about reading fanfic, and sometimes even published books is that I catch the misspellings and grammatical errors. I hate it. It's like I have a radar or something. It's very aggravating, at times. Since being introduced to fanfic in 2010, I've gotten better. I can pass a "their" when it should be "they're" and not actually flinch. I'm proud of myself. Ha.

Moving on from my madness, I'm addicted to Twilight stories. Especially, ExB. I don't venture far from canon coupling, but when I do, I usually lean towards BxJ. I've read ONE story with Edward and someone else. Never, never, never again. Ever.

I like HEA. What can I say? I really don't want to be pissed at an author because of their writing. I'm sure it's great, but I just don't like leaving a story feeling bummed out.

I'd love to Beta, but I don't have any experience and the few people I've offer to beta for...have declined. Le sigh.

I just recently made a banner for CaraNo's "Second Page". First banner ever, so I'm kinda proud of it. You can find it on her blog, under Fan Art.

Here's the link: caranofiction . blogspot. com /p/ fan-art. html (take out all the spaces)

I've been thinking about writing my own stories for a while, but it's very intimidating. So many writers on here are amazing and I'm not sure I could compete with that. Maybe soon!

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An Elegant Death by InLoveWEric reviews
BOOK 1 - In the FATE SERIES: AU of how Eric and Sookie met and the stories that follow. The local watering whole is being rebuilt. But by who and for what purpose. And what does it mean for Sookie and her future? Is there more to her than she ever realized? E/S NC-17
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Hoarder by lvtwilight09 reviews
I don't know if I'm a hoarder or not, but the house is ridiculous. There's stuff all over the floor. It's everywhere. There's no place to put anything, so it's hard to even begin to figure out how to put anything away...Edward desperately needs help. When professional organizer Bella Swan takes on the job, will Edward get more out of their relationship than just a clean house?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 32,320 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Edward, Bella
Diary of an Ugly Girl by Anton M reviews
Complete. Follow Bella as she grows from a bullied little girl into a sassy young woman. After all, it's not about what you're looking at, it's about what you see. An unorthodox story about best friends and their journey. Humor/Angst/Friendship/Romance. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 289,228 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Consequence of Miracles by Travis Birkenstock reviews
Sometimes, the miracles we plead for come at a terrible price. AH, dark subject matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,647 - Reviews: 3464 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Hallelujah by cupcakeriot reviews
After tragedy, Bella Mercer becomes the new social pariah of small, closed-minded preppy Hallows Town, Connecticut - all because she's a pierced, tattooed, eye-liner-loving, guitar-playing Christian. Enter Edward Abbott, the clean-cut son of a Pastor with secret dreams of playing music in a Christian rock band - against his father's wishes. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,299 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beginning of Everything by Sweet Sookie reviews
On a whim, Eric saves a little girl from drowning. How will it change his undead life? A/U OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,624 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Eric, Sookie
A Smarter Sookie by Sophie Myst reviews
What if Sookie had been more than a little smarter, intellectually and emotionally? Slightly AU. Rated M for language and the occasional lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 117,244 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sookie, Eric
Eric by DeeDeeINFJ reviews
A retelling of Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries from Eric's POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 234,850 - Reviews: 3451 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie
I remain, Yours by Momatu reviews
Bella is unexpectedly given an antique desk that once belonged to Edward, and in it she finds a letter he wrote to his cousin in 1918. She responds and sets them off on a journey neither could ever have expected. Perhaps there are some things we aren't meant to understand, just accept... Will eventually contain character death - NOT Edward or Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 456,107 - Reviews: 4931 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Life Unexpected by GoldenEyess reviews
Bella's life seems to finally be on the right track until her ex-boyfriend from high school shows up with an unexpected, life-altering surprise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,227 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Bella, Edward
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8482 - Favs: 5,323 - Follows: 4,411 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Down and Derby by kitkat681 reviews
Bell Swan is a hard ass roller derby chick. Edward Cullen is a shy and totally awkward Medical Examiner. What will happen when he needs to take care of her when no one else will? A bit of angst... a bit of drama but a TON of funny. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,503 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Claiming of Sookie Stackhouse by CavalierQueen reviews
Sookie's an innocent. A handsome blonde vampire threatens to take that innocence. Tired of waiting,Eric takes the situation in hand and finally claims Sookie as his own. He teaches her everything,sparing nothing. But just who is being claimed by whom? R&R
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,903 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Bubble Gum & SpiderMan by CullensTwiMistress reviews
She's new to Forks and seriously lacks a brain filter. He's lived there his entire life and has never met anything like her. One night changes everything. Do opposites really attract, or are some things just never meant to be? AH; ExB; HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 54,853 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worship by beegurl13 reviews
"Age shouldn't matter. When you meet the person that completes all the unfinished parts of you, it shouldn't matter about anything else." The story of a brazen young man, an invisible woman, and an unholy worship. E&B, AH, rated M, drabble-ish type fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 81,100 - Reviews: 6097 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3870 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dead To My World by AF101 reviews
What if Hallow cursed Eric so that he lost his memory and ended up meeting Sookie while running down Hummingbird Road…but she had never met him or Bill or any other vampire before? Rated M for later chapters. Slightly AU, more like Alternate Timeline.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 325,437 - Reviews: 3728 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
UnThinkable by vikinglover elle reviews
Will Sookie do the unthinkable and start a relationship with her best friend's boyfriend, Eric? She did meet him first, afterall. There's sweets, trips to Sweden and a hunky stranger on a plane. AH/AU/OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,514 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Expectations by kjwrit reviews
Sookie has mostly lived her life according to others' wishes. Eric is a playboy called home to be groomed to take over his father's company. They clash immediately but when they're forced to rely on each other for their very survival, can they? AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,690 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Couples Therapy by evenflo78 reviews
Best friends, Eric & Sookie, have had more than their share of bad relationships. They seek the advice of a relationship counselor who gives them some advice they were never prepared for. AH Now complete.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 120,965 - Reviews: 2561 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Rise by Sin by ChanelAddict reviews
Orphaned Sookie Stackhouse & Eric Northman find themselves growing up together in the St Jude's children's home. Sookie's path to becoming a nun joins Eric as he becomes a Priest. But do either of them stay that way? *Mature themes throughout.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,666 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Hope Is The Thing With Feathers by Terri Botta reviews
A Let Love In side story - Eric gives Sookie a gift
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,515 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Eric, Sookie
What The Fae? by MKay Productions reviews
A collaborative event that takes SVM!Sookie & drops her in TB!verse, while TB!Sookie finds herself dropped in SVM!verse. How did this happen, and will they survive? AU with serious potential for citrus explosions of am Eric/Sookie variety.
Crossover - Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,913 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sookie, Sookie S.
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14608 - Favs: 17,556 - Follows: 8,945 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Promise by Munquay reviews
AH - Sookie returns to Louisiana following the break-up of her marriage and starts work at Northman Inc. Yet there's a past to be told between Sookie and Eric Northman, CEO, and neither are too pleased to see the other.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,992 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Vampires! Witches! Lesbians! Oh My! by Xerizzelles reviews
TBC Sookie comes home to find Pam and Amelia getting freaky in a room, and they manage to persuade her to join. What trouble follows this decision and what if a little magic were to get involved and switch some things around? Eric here too! Plot thickens.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,338 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sookie, Pam
Sometimes a Fantasy by greenlemons reviews
AU. What if Sookie had gone to see Eric after Godric died? What if it wasn't interrupted by her waking up? What if she had to return to Bill after her early morning rendez-vous with the Viking? Lemons.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,566 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by TekniCAL reviews
Prince Niall, GGdad to telepath Sookie hires a Vampire to bring her under protection against a threat from his many enemies. He has big plans involving everyone and anyone in the Supe community. A retelling of sorts from all bks. Mostly Canon, slightly AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 167,736 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Hershey's Kisses by evenflo78 reviews
Is Sookie really the good girl everyone thinks she is? What if she has a bit of a wild side? A one- night stand leads to more than Sookie ever bargained for. All Human
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,643 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Never Reupholster Your Bedroom Chair by Ryan Ninea reviews
Sookie wakes up to a surprise. PWP. If you are Under 18 do not read. f/f/m
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sookie, Pam - Complete