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Joined 08-15-10, id: 2497444, Profile Updated: 02-26-17
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Elder Scroll series, and Bleach.

Hello, Everyone! If you really want to know me, then look below to find out only a few things.

All work will take a while to be updated as I currently don't have my own computer and my laptop is dead... Again...

Pen-Name: TheBlackCat01 (obviously! XD)

Age: 21

Name: Ash (nickname)

Height: (why am I putting this?) Let's just say I'm short. Like Shorter then SASORI kinda short, and he's just over 5'3"

Japanese Name(s): 夜雨 -Amaya (Night Rain), 少し -Sukoshi ((pronounced skoshi) Meaning 'Little')-also nickname...

DA Account Name: KyuubiIsKing http:///

YouTube: TheBlackCat015

Um... According to the quiz...

Result: You are a Badass Uke! http:///images/fmp.gif

Personality: Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatable with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme

Least compatable with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme currently teaching myself japanese and how to read thought I should just say that.

Loves To: Write, draw, read, watch TV, listen to music, play video games, surf the internet, writing music, singing.

Fav Drink: Sprite.

Fav Animal: Wolves, Ravens, Foxes, Tigers, Panthers, Snakes.

Fav Transformers: Bumblebee, Ironhide (from the original cartoon more so), Scorpinox, Soundwave, Arcee, Megatron.

Fav Naruto Characters: (in this order, more or less) Hidan, Deidara, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Mikoto, Mitarashi Anko, Hyuuga Hinata, Sabaku no Gaara, Akasuna no Sasori, Hoshigaki Kisame, Pein/Nagato & Konan, Yamashiro Aoba (he uses crows too XD), The rest of the Konoha lot and Sand siblings, The rest of Akatsuki, Orochimaru (not really a fav cause of his character, just cause of his snakes).

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off. (mission accomplished)

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you are a Akatsuki Fanatic copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...then I'm sure the voices would want you to copy and paste this on your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Sasuke Uchiha... Just when you thought you were too mature to hate a cartoon character.

Karin...Just when you thought you were too mature to hate a cartoon character. (her character got better after she started to hate Sasuke and like the Konoha lot)

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

Copy and Paste if you've got yourself an addiction to...DEIDARAAAAA!! (And Hidan, Itachi and Gaara, lol)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts Anita Tseu, Kawaii Chibi-kun, Djsakura, gaarafangirl91, Gaarafangirl1, etsunara, luckydog10heart, TheBlackCat01,

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

Friends will help you up when you fall down, but best friends will trip you again and continue laughing.

Friends will lend you a shoulder to cry on, but BEST friends will have a shovel, ready to beat up the person who made you cry.

When chased by a bear, you don't have to be faster than it, you just have to be faster than the person your with.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Lily, Danni Lea, Arashi Kitsune-sama, 3Kiyoshi3, aero13, etsunara, luckydog10heart, TheBlackCat01,

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers have never read manga. If you are part of the 2 percent that have, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you find yourself reading fanfiction more then you write, add your name then copy and paste this to your profile: TeenageCrisis, Kirathis-Chan, Spazz8884, xXxJaycee81196xXx, 3Kiyoshi3, aero13, XxSwEeTcHiCkAxX, etsunara, luckydog10heart, TheBlackCat01,

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when yourfavorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in yourbinders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive SasukeDisorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds and Hero's Water. Crazy is when you get brained by a tennis ball(unexpectedly) andthe first things out of you mouthare "Direct Hit!" and hysterical laughter. Crazy is when you draw your favorite anime characters on your plate in ketchup. Crazy is when you run into a glass door that isn't there. Crazy is when you get into fights over the internet with someone about a Anime character. Crazy is when you think Naruto is sexy. Crazy is when you create your own Naruto character (or any other anime character) just so you can fall in love with another character in the show and make youreslf believe it was actually real. Crazy is when you think an anime show is more real than the real world. Crazy is when everytime you see (or get mentioned) your favorite anime character(s) you fangirl scream so loud that it beat Naruto's loud voice and then deny it saying it wasn't you to your friends. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you are a total hopeless and utter fangirl, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!:KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948,NaruHinaxNejiTen, NaruHinaFanboy, Hinata110, 3Kiyoshi3, aero13, luckydog10heart, TheBlackCat01,

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile

92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out andcame back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, shadow of the abyss, Narora, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, Pendragon1, aero13, XxSwEeTcHiCkAxX, etsunara, luckydog10heart, TheBlackCat01,

If u love naruto so much that u wish the characters were real or that u are one of them, copy and paste this into ur profile

"A ninja waits until the of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile andadd yourname: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai!,aero13, etsunara, luckydog10heart, TheBlackCat01,

Akatsuki Tributes... (sad face)

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. R.I.P

Uchiha, Itachi. R.I.P. He will never be frogotten and will remain in our hearts forever.

Akasuna no Sasori. May he R.I.P. He died as he lived; fighting surrounded by puppets. He will remain in our memories were he will be eternal.

Hidan. He will live on within us. May he be forever remembered for his deeds. He must come back, Jashin-sama would not allow for him to die. Ya hear?

Kakuzu. He will be remembered forever and live on within us. May he R.I.P.

If you belive that the Akatsuki didn't deserve to die, Copy and paste onto your profile and add your name: TheBlackCat01,

Akatsuki Quiz...

Pein/Pein - Nagato
] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4]

[X] - Most of my friends are guys.
] - Origami RULES!
] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
] - My closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3 ]

Itachi Uchiha
] - My younger sibling's bothers me a lot.
] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore.
[X] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X]- Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5]

[X] - I look young for my age.
] - Puppets are fascinating...
] - I'm very impatient.
] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me. (Well, She does, and she doesn't. Depends on what mood I'm in)
[X] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 4 ]

[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
] - I have blue eyes. (I wish)
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[X] - I hate Tobi. (Not so much Tobi as who he really is, though Tobi does annoy me sometimes)
[X] - I have a friend who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 5 ]

[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
] - I LOVE the colour orange.
] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.

[Tobi Score: 2 ]

] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
] - Tobi is not that bad.
] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 4 ]

] - I'm attracted to younger people.
] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[X] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[X] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane. (Only sometimes)

[Orochimaru Score: 4 ]

] - I'm a saver, not a spender. ( I wish...)
] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
] - I have had stitches.
] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[X] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[X] - My skin is dark or tanned. (Natuarlly so. Cames with mediteranian blood.)

[Kakuzu Score: 3 ]

[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem. (Not really a problem, who has a problem with swearing anyways?!)
] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[X] - I am religious. (In my own way...)
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before. (I can give myself a paper-cut on purpose...)
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 6 ]

Eh...So i'm basically Hidan and Deidara... Cool. I dub me, Hidei (not very creative, tee hee!). 'Bitches! Change to the ways of Jashin-sama, Un! Or I'll blow you up with my art, and hack you to littler pieces with my fucking Scythe-'o'-Doom! Un!'

Good friends will wipe your tears when you're rejected. Best friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Enemies stab you in front, friends stab you in the back, boys stab you in the heart, but best friends are there to stab those fuckers right back.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it?

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I DONT obsess! I think intensely

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought (Wow. Never going to therapy should I need it inthe future now...)

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Put this on your
page if you love

F.E.A.R. Fuck Everything And Run

My hearts like a vase,

and guess what you've done.

You came with a hammer,

and with the strike of one.

You shattered it to thousands,

to be scarred forever.

Now heavy as rocks,

once light as a feather.

You can see the cracks,

cracks that can't be saved.

Broken inside because,

you thought me as your slave.

Copy and Paste this to you profile if you hearts been broken or you don't wanna boyfriend because you know this will happen.

- Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift, that is why they call it the present.

- Not all scars show, not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can't see, the pain someone feels.

- You only see what I choose to show. There's so much behind this smile you don't even know.

- I'll write your name on a bullet
so everyone will know
you were the last thing
that went through my mind

- Isn't it funny how the people who say "I'll never hurt you" are the ones who hurt you the most?

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

My name is Sarah,
I am but three.
My eyes are swollen,
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all,
I can't do a wrong,
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.

When I awake,
I'm all alone.
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car.
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse.
My name he calls.
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide,
From his evil eyes.
I'm so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,
He shouts ugly words.
He says its my fault,
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me,
And yells at me more.
I finally get free,
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it,
And I start to bawl.
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor,
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues,
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream,
But its now much too late.
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain.
Again and again.
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops.
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless,
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah,
And I am but three.
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child Abuse. MAKE IT STOP!

Hush, Little Sister,
Please don't cry.
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby.

I can see your arms,
Bloodied and bruised.
That's strange, Little Sister,
Mine were like that too.

I know you scream
When Daddy's there,
Hush, Little Sister,
I know you're scared.

I can see the way
He's hurting you.
I'm sorry, Little Sister.
He did that to me too.

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home.
That makes me angry, Little Sister.
You shouldn't have to be alone.

Hey, Little Sister?
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, Little Sister,
But people should care.

You see, Little Sister,
One day Daddy got high.
You were asleep in your crib,
So you didn't hear my cry.

He screamed at me,
And smashed my head against the door.
While you slept, Little Sister,
I died on the floor.

You know, Little Sister?
I don't think that I would have died,
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries.

But hush, Little Sister,
Daddy's coming home.
Quick, get into bed.
You don't want him to find you alone.

I'm sorry Little Sister,
He's in a bad mood.
Run while you can!

Uh oh, Little Sister.
He's lifting his belt.
Scream while you can, Little Sister,
Call for help!

Hush, Little Sister,
You don't need to cry.
No one can hurt you,
You're in my arms tonight.

Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
-She gave him a big hug-
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realised his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time.
Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose -- Me or your life.
Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind."
"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you."
"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you."
"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left."
"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you."
"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you."
"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, paste this into your profile. (I can totally see this happeneing with Naruto and Hinata too!)

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
That I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you
then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat,
only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call,
to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
That you can't realize..
I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this
and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right,
and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it,
I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you
and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you
instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
That I listen to you at night
talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If anybody wants, in my favourites section on my devianart, I have a collection of bases to use for The Flaw of Mine... Just if you're interested in trying to draw her or something. There are also some pics that I've used for the idea of Amaya's clothing. But, yeah, feel free to use these to draw Amaya using the bases, or draw her free hand yourselves! I'd love to see you work! :)

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Steady As We Burn by C. Nichole reviews
Rey and Kylo Ren share a Force bond and it distracts them both as they fight on opposite ends of a galaxy-wide war. Life is strange and attraction adds a layer of complication that neither Rey nor Kylo is comfortable acknowledging. Still... Sometimes, in the sweet moments between dreams and reality, they meet as the Force tries to bridge the gap between understanding and love.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,983 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/13/2019 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,972 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 7/11/2019 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Unofferable, Part II - Divergence by AnMorrighan reviews
Five years after the events on Alfheim, Loki and Ellie have lived a quiet and happy life together. Unfortunately, with the next King of Asgard being chosen imminently and with the truths that are brought to light as a result, their relationship will be put through the hardest test they have ever faced. With the life they have built together suddenly under threat, they may lose ever
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,534 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/7/2019 - Published: 6/22/2018 - Thor, Loki, Frigga, OC
Holding Out for a Hero by Strife'sBitch reviews
When the Council realizes the Horsemen could disobey them or disregard their rules and threaten the balance, they devise a plan to tame them...A rather strange plan...Rated M (WarxOC, DeathxOC, StrifexOC, FuryxOC) (As of Feb. 2019, I am revising chapters to be free of grammatical errors, as well as revising characters to better fit their personalities in the games)
Darksiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,270 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/4/2018 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Death, Fury, Strife, War
A Treasure more Prescious than Gold by thebenniebabyninja reviews
[Revised as of 9/15/2017] "Edward what time is it? Can't we talk about this in the morning?" "It is morning Mary, you just have the Windows covered." Mary finds herself in a compromising situation after a drunken fling with Edward. AU Kiddway where Mary survives the prison.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,037 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 4/17/2017 - [Edward K., Mary R.] Anne B., Ah Tabai - Complete
Unofferable, Part I - Emergence by AnMorrighan reviews
The unexpected arrival of an injured Midgardian child clinging to life causes a ruckus on Asgard. The princes, Thor and Loki, are somewhat intrigued by this unusual guest, unsure as to how and why she ended up in such a state. What they did not expect, however, was the turn of events her appearance would inevitably cause.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 130,193 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/13/2018 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Thor, Loki, Frigga, OC - Complete
When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 207,744 - Reviews: 3823 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Stars' Guardian by Meow999 reviews
Due to injury, Team Natsu temporarily replaces Lucy with Lisanna. However, like always, Lucy is desperate for rent money and takes on a simple solo mission. Easy enough, right?... But why isn't she returning home?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 233,044 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Purgatory by Siren's pen reviews
Regan never expected to be alive when the so called apocalypse began. But she is, and with a lapse in judgement she follows the accused War across the world she had once called home. Helping him to find out who truly is behind the deaths of the humans, and why in the world she is the only one left.
Darksiders - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,002 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 2/5/2017
Ready or Not, Here I Come by TheCorpseGarden reviews
She made the mistake of uttering the word "forever" to a psychotic immortal. Now she would pay the price. Everything would be taken from her: her freedom, her sanity, and her status as a human being. She would become no more than a toy - easy to play with, but a little harder to discard. Chapter 6 updated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,151 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 11/13/2012 - [Hidan, OC] Deidara, Akatsuki
Let's Self-Indulge! by Self Indullgence reviews
Who knew Akatsuki Kitten stories were still around? A perpetually depressed young adult stumbles across a bunch of kittens- Ones that were dyed to look like the beloved Akatsuki characters! Unaware that they are actually the members, new cat mom Ollie gives the cats a new life and a new home. Will she be able to tame them? Rated M for Language and Sexual Situations
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 9/15/2016 - Akatsuki, OC
Little Girl and the Akatsuki by Dana.Kay123 reviews
Konan decides to bring a little girl to the Akatsuki to be her 'baby'...What will happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,345 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Akatsuki
The Akatsuki are at my house, again! by Dana.Kay123 reviews
This is the sequel to my story "The Akatsuki are at my house, WAIT WHAT".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,133 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Akatsuki
A Birth of Flame and Frost by LadySpontaneity reviews
When Daenerys Stormborn finally returns home, it is with an army behind her, dragons at her side and the God of Mischief in her heart. But there is more to face than the mortal army at Kings Landing, for Death marches upon the Wall in the form of the White Walkers. And as the inevitable war approaches, the Red God rises... (Daenerys x Loki) SEQUEL to "The Flame Maiden of Hygard."
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,713 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Daenerys T.
Gravity by Bethanay reviews
Plagued by nightmares, Levy is losing sleep and peace of mind. She becomes tired and antsy. Although she tries to hide it, the changes don't go unnoticed by the Iron Dragon Slayer. Gajeel invites Levy to join him on a mission in order to get to the bottom of her troubles, but neither he nor Levy is prepared for the truth. But truth can never be ignored.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,869 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Levy M., Gajeel R.
Captive by DragonofFernweh reviews
Amaya has spent most of her life in a cage, both literally and metaphorically, wishing for a taste of freedom. When she meets the devil himself, will she succumb to his will, or will she bring him to his knees? Perhaps they both lose a little of themselves in the chaos. You never trust the devil when he's smiling, but you never turn your back on a wolf.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 67,544 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Hidan, OC - Complete
Sakura and Akatsuki Holidays by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
Spend the Holidays with Sakura and the Akatsuki!This includes Christmas and Halloween!even Itachis b-day!funny and romantic with every Akatsuki and Sakura pairing! MadaSaku PeinSaku HidaSaku so on! Every holiday will be included summery sucks read review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,818 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Kissing kitties by evioletfox reviews
what happens when the akatsuki are kittens in our worl and are bought by their doubles? who also are huge naruto fans and are sometime called the real life akatsuki? well read and find out. the rating my change thank you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,924 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Time Warp by Shad0w W0lf reviews
Hidan is dug up after about 160 years and when he opens his eyes he finds that his fate is in the hands of 6 thirteen year olds. Whatever will they do with him? Humour. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,025 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Hidan
Adherence by ToxiNeena reviews
The bond between Natsu and Lucy is profound, undoubtedly the strongest, and the hardest to shatter. But, after one mistake made in the dark, and the interference of unforeseen forces, the two are being pushed together in a way they never knew…while simultaneously being torn apart.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 207,229 - Reviews: 2603 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
The Flame Maiden of Hygard by LadySpontaneity reviews
The Frost Giant meets the Dragon Queen. Another contender vies for the throne of Westeros, but perhaps Loki has found something he wants even more in this realm... a fiery woman to shatter the icy wall around his heart. However, he is not the only God making his mark in this realm... (Set at the beginning of season 3 of GoT.) Avengers X-over
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,985 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Daenerys T. - Complete
Scarlet Rumor by Starry o.0 reviews
It started as a favor to a friend. Soon the whole school "knew" that Miss Teacher's Pet aka the Valedictorian aka Little Goody Two-shoes: "Sakura Haruno.. is a slut!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,754 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Well, It's Not So Bad by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
The Akatsuki are back! But this time the tables are turned; They're in our world. And even while fending off enemy ninja, they manage to have fun while doing it. Sequel to 'Ugh, Why me'. 3 OC's as well. Rated T for swearing and minor suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 150,442 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Sakura DOROPPUSU by mistressinwaiting reviews
Her parents are dead, her sister's gone, and yet, in all of this, he's her only light—and she his. This will be her last heartbreak. 2ND SEQUEL TO AKATSUKI NO KURUMA AND SEQUEL TO TOKI NO SABAKU
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,258 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Conscience by MariaLise reviews
I didn't look back as I placed all my trust in something I wasn't even sure was real.Everything I had come to know was about to change, but whether or not it was a good change, I didn't know.All I knew was that he would be there, willingly or not.HidaXOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,764 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Kitten Curse by I love creepy things reviews
THIS STORY IS UNDER RECONSTRUCTION. PREVIEWS OF REWRITE STORY IN LAST CHAPTERS . T for attempted murder and swearing. Rewrite moved to The Kitten Curse. This version is more of a crack and humor story. Hidan pisses off a witch and, as punishment, she sends him and the others to the real world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,708 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Six friends, one sleepover, a whole new life by story-teller666 reviews
Kioko and her friends didn't expect the TV to attack them...or to send them into their all time favourite manga/anime! Cliche sounding, right? But I bet you didn't expect the unexpected...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,728 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Akatsuki
The Life and Times of Terah Mitsume by Tori-Da-Mutt reviews
THIS STORY IS DEAD. IT DIED SLOW AND PAINFUL. a story that will be written in collaboration with DaniZaraki's Man, I Miss the Kitties. Told from the POV of my OC, Terah mitsume, starting about two days before she meets Alice, Kat, and the Akatsuki. I only Own Terah. M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,975 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Destined to happen by freakyfanficgirl reviews
Sequel to the Uchiha sister. Two and a half years have passed since Tukiko has come back to Konoha. She is one of the top ninjas there is but her life is screwed. Her brothers are criminals and she is expected to kill her boyfriend...More inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,862 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Deidara, Sasuke U.
Plushie Akatsuki! by Pendragon-sama reviews
I suck at summaries and titles! An ordinary fangirl gets a rather special Christmas present, that just happen to turn into the Akatsuki when she hugs them! What will happen? Rated for Hidan's mouth and stuff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,959 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Akatsuki
Screw the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
The Ninja world had a hard time handling the Akatsuki, Kat, and Alice. So how will it handle two children raised by the gang of social outcasts, both of whom are just like their parents? Part 3 of a 3 segment story. Four OC warning. Rated T for bad words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 266,070 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Life Renew by AkatsukiCrush reviews
*When young Ayame Kai is tired of her old life she bails and runs away but when lightnings strikes a symbol on the tree and sends her into the World of Naruto, her favorite anime/manga. But what happens when she's confronted by the Akatsuki? Tune in
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 61,646 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Akatsuki
Sakura's Secret by Midnight Lost reviews
Every good shinobi has their secrets. But Sakura's is bigger then them all. Hidan x Sakura pairing. Rated T for Hidans mouth and suggestive themes. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,858 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Night of Ebony by BLACK WINGS OF THE NIGHT reviews
The world is a bad one, Yet I will not let that stop me."-sakura "Are you willing to Die?"-Sasuke "Nothing you can say will make me change my mind. I want my freedom."-sakura " And I want the one thing you can't give me."- sasuke "Then we're even."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,968 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beginnings by extroverses reviews
We're S-class criminals, not a f-ing daycare!"...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,978 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Captive by ForTheLoveOfDane reviews
DeidaraxOC Nariko, a girl taken from her abusive parents and placed in the Akatsuki, finds herself in love with the blonde bomber Deidara. But love in an orginization such as Akatsuki isn't always easy, if possible at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki
I Knew I Was Unlucky, But Really? by AkatsukiWinItachiSasoriDeidara reviews
What happens when the Akatsuki show up at my house while parents are away, and I am babysitting my sister? Oh, choas, humor, and romance for sure! I knew I was unlucky...but it was far worse than I could have imagined!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Akatsuki
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
At the Divide by Michi-tan reviews
Avery is just your average freshman, except for one thing; she's a witch! What will she do now that she's in the clutches of Akatsuki and has a demon after her? T for language.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,768 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Madara U., Akatsuki
Sakura's Experiance in Boot camp by Poolday reviews
Ok, so I'm stuck with freaks that might have visted Juvi more then me. What should I do? What else? Prank 'em.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,465 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
So Damn Unpretty by MyRegardstothereader reviews
Aria isn't your normal Sunakagure girl, and now Gaara is stuck babysitting her and her mental voices every wednesday for as long as Aria stays Stable. But Aria's spiralling down as a certain shadow comes back to town to finish what they started. GaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,077 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Gaara - Complete
I Didn't Mean To! by Eternal Grey reviews
Thanks to losing a bet Sakura has to spend the night in a forest where the Akatsuki hang out. What happens when she wakes up in a jail cell and everyone in the akatsuki spends time with her? Will she remain innocent and pure or will she lose it? SakuAkat
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,812 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Akasuki Daughters by Winter Blue Dragon reviews
The Akatsuki have daughters and now they have to take them in and all chaos is going to come! WARNIG: langrege and hidan and SPOILERS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,217 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Akatsuki
Reaper Angle by aero13 reviews
Well as it said inside, this is really xXSakura-Hime-samaXx's idea. Rated for Hidan's language for now. Sakura is only ten years old when Hidan finds her. What happens when she develops her kekkei genkai? What does Orochimaru have to do with it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,087 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Obsession by Desert.Moon reviews
Takara grew up hearing tales of "the child-monster," who ate small, badly behaving children. The day she turned six, she discovered that the child-monster was actually a child: Gaara. Now, an unhealthy obsession has been born...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 203,331 - Reviews: 1742 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Gaara, OC - Complete
All the Birds of Akatsuki by Jinso Kitsune-kun reviews
What happens when the Akatsuki is transported into our world, and they're BIRDS! Freakin' hilarity. Rated T for Hidan. I do not own Naruto. Crack fic. Gary-sueish. Now rated M for the mentions of sexual content in chapter 56! Also, add-on to end note of Chapter 57! IMPORTANT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 140,469 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Enter:Akatsuki by poetofnothing reviews
Lyra is considered a normal 16-year-old girl, despite the fact she lives alone. She never thought manga characters were real. But when she decides to go out on a hike to kill a day's worth of time, she finds out just how wrong she was. Rated T from Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,037 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Akatsuki
The Kitten of the Akatsuki by ThisIsACabbeth reviews
In a box, lies a pure black kitten who suddenly transforms into a blonde haired girl. What will the Akatsuki think of this? AkatsukixOC Rating due to Hidan's language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,729 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Akatsuki
Man, I Miss the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 329,688 - Reviews: 3327 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Jutsu Misfire by Tigers and Dragons reviews
After a jutsu goes disastrously wrong, the Akatsuki are left as young children. Kakuzu, being the least effected, dumps them with the renowned healer, Tsunade, who just happens to be in the Leaf Village. Fun times. Warning: Series Spoilers. Undergoing editing in preparation for update. You can thank "The Last: Naruto the Movie" for this. 2015 01 18
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Akatsuki
Black Plus White Equalls Grey by PaInTiNg-ThE-aPocAlYpCe reviews
What happens when Pein realizes that Akatsuki will eventually die out? He kicks the other men out until they find strong girlfriends in other villages or course! But is that really Pein? Rated M for sexual themes and swearing. OCsXAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,080 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Akatsuki
Who Didn't See It Coming? by whisper.zed reviews
Two girls. A dog. An incident with jell-o. An irked god. Guess what happens. Yep, they're poofed to the world of Naruto. Who didn't see it coming?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,058 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Akatsuki's baby by Vullardqueen reviews
Deidara's a dad? When Deidara, Sasori, and Hidan run into a baby girl in an abandond shelter, Will Deidara keep it or leave it, Will Konan let him? Forgive for my spelling. T for major Cussing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
All for one by Abnegation Vampire reviews
"Of all the people to fall in love with Sakura... You just had to pick a him didn't you?" Previously called Cannibal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,888 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Inuzuka Girls, Kiba's Cousins by CuteCountryGirl-14 reviews
After ten years accompanying their parents on a mission, Akime and Mae Inuzuka are back to Konoha. Not knowing of the war that went down, One wonders into forbidden Nara property..What shall she find? OC'sx? Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,534 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kiba I., Hidan
The Bigger Picture by ChellyBellyBeanBag reviews
A take on our favorite hunter, D. Told from the pov of one of the very kind he hates. A catty, slightly immature, stubborn vampiress that plays tag-along for the mission of a life-time. Can D put his hatred of her kind aside, will they strangle eachother?
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,658 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009
Ojosama To Miko by Edward Emma reviews
When the Akatsuki happen across a girl in the forest, none of them are prepared for what's about to happen next. Returning to their world from another one, and unsure of her memories, it's up to the lethal criminals to protect her – from one of their own…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Itachi U., Hidan
Snap Run Grow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,513 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
This Again? by Narceine reviews
Sequel to my story "Captive". When Sakura finally gets home from the Akatsuki base, her friends and team mates demand to know what happened to her. And when she tells them...Well, they get an idea. Rated T for very dirty song lyrics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sakura H.
I'd rather be in Narnia by Sasuke-KiraLover reviews
Sakura Haruno and Dakota Haruno are players- only bother with people to mess with their feelings. Will they go to far this time? Will things change? Will they get THEIR hearts broken this time? Is it even possible?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,828 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U.
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki's Hacking Whore by AkatsukiZSama reviews
My life is normal... untill the Akatsuki show up in my world, kidnapp me, and force me to be their whore. Not only that, but they want me to hack into the computers of their enemies. Rated for the obvious. All AkatsukiXOC me .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,705 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
SCARS by LalaMoped reviews
To most people, being kidnapped by the Zombie Brothers would be a bad thing. She wasn't most people, and there was no way her life could get worse, anyway. - HidanOCKakuzu - Beware of swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,938 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu, OC - Complete
The Sorce and the Titans by N Rawk reviews
Chapter 42: Gifts received, Levous faces the Titans in an all out spar so they can master their armaments. But why the urgency? What is he not telling the others? - Disclaimer: I do not, and never will own Teen Titans, or anything else from DC comics
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 130,107 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Raven
Hearts and Ghosts by Mileto reviews
Sakura has got enough stuff to sort through with Sasuke back and Konoha up to its mountains with threats, but when a mysterious woman pops up in her apartment her daily reality gets a good slap to the face.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,047 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dont Stand Near a Dunk Ninja by foxres reviews
when sasuke gets drunk at a party things get complicated and sakura needs to find a way to tell sasuke he is going to be a father but things dont always work out how you want it to. rated M for lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Playing with Fire by CideanForever reviews
The Akatsuki come to our world and Nicky isn't pleased about it. Why? Because they're invading her house.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,817 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
For All the World to Fall by CrystallineArtist reviews
When Deidara left home to join the Akatsuki he made one major promise to his little sister. After years he's gone home to make good on his promise and take her away from the hell that he left her in. But as with anything involving family nothing is easy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Toki no Sabaku by mistressinwaiting reviews
Her scattering tears had passed—the hands of time were engraved in her beating heart… The people around her were gone, even the baby… What meaning was there to life? -SEQUEL TO AKATSUKI NO KURUMA-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,537 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Night Falls by 70sheetsofpaper reviews
Junko Kei and emotionally unstable girl in early adulthood gets kidnapped by the tall pale and blonde member of the Akatsuki, Deidara. Will she hate the Akatsuki or love them? Deidara x Oc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,521 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Deidara
World Domination by AchievingKitKat reviews
Naruto came back from a reckless solo mission. But his punishment, in his and Kyuubi's opinion, is way too unfair. After all, only he and four others can stop the Akatsuki's new evil scheme…Teamwork is on the biggest scale the shinobi world has ever seen…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,474 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
s ranked kittens by poisonlovely reviews
oh, my. the akatsuki have "poofed" into my world as kittens... and they're rather annoyed. Aw, snap... this can't be good... Let's hope the tooth fairy and chuck norris can help me... CRACK. T for Hidan. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,486 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Highway to Hell by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
SEQUEL to Ghosts of the Past. The Akatsuki visit again, warning the girls that Konoha knows of their world. In order to protect the girls, the Akatsuki might have to venture into hell itself: high school. Crazier? Certainly. Deserves reviews? Hell yes. :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,968 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
The Akatsuki Action Figures by ima-panda-hear-me-roar reviews
The Akatsuki have been shruken down, turned into action figures, sent to our world, AND end up for sale in an anime store. There, they are bought by Kit and her friend, Lynn. Living with S-rank criminals for 3 weeks? This is going to be fun. Right? No.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,815 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Akatsuki
A Stronger Time by darkangelwithlove reviews
Sakura is now 15 years old and the war with Sound has ended. Sasuke has lost his body to Orochimaru. Sakura wants to go back and change it all; starting with the genin days. Can she do it? Find out! SASUXSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
30 Days by Nocturnal Supremacy reviews
Hidan proposes a bet to Kakuzu in hopes of weaseling away some of the ryo he has horded. To do this he chooses something he's positive Kazuku isn't capable of doing; getting a woman to fall in love with him. Mild Xover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,402 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kakuzu, Akatsuki
Sempiternal by WriteroftehStories reviews
Konoha's only 'immortal', Kobayashi Shoko, has been released from her 15 year prison and asked to hunt down Uchiha Madara, who also happens to be her brother. OC centric Adven/Drama/Rom/Trag/Angst/Hum -Canon with a kick-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 94,277 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U.
NarutoUniverse , EHHH! by HidanIshMineex3 reviews
NoNoNo : I'm HORRIBLE AT SUMMARIES ! Basically three girls , two of which are sisters get sucked into the naruto world ; randomness ensues ; pink and orange flying ponies and love ; HidanxOC SasorixOC ItachixOC Rated For Language; & if the mind wonders..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,690 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Akatsuki Switch by VampireKitty-chan reviews
What happens when the Akatsuki get trapped into each other's bodies? And it's all because Tobi wanted ice cream! VERY FUNNY! Possible couple.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Akatsuki
Blossoms Kittens by LaaDiDaa reviews
It started off with a box on my door step. A wedding. A good night kiss. Kidnapping. And being tied to a chair with men that use to have paws. Now i am a traitor. They are will my kittens. While i am their blossom.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,823 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Brother My Brother by OsuwariKawaii reviews
Raiya, sided with young Kiro, is sent after her older brother, Deidara, and bring him back to Iwagakure. But when they encounter trouble, and the other Akatsuki, will her plans be so easy to follow through? T for language. Romance/action/family/adventure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Stupid Cupid by Orange Sherbet reviews
Last summer, at the End of the Year Masquerade Ball, Sakura found her soulmate. One problem; he was wearing a mask, and there's about twenty guys who could be him. Too bad she has to kiss all of them just to find Mr. Right again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,241 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sakura H.
Wanted by Orange Sherbet reviews
Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Why So Serious? by Darkmoonphase reviews
Pein: Why do you have a camera, Sasori? Sasori: Documenting my life. Maybe I can sue you all for abuse… Konan: Yeah, okay. Good luck with that. Sasori: -taps the side of the camera- Evidence… Deidara: That's not fair, yeah! Sasori: ...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 20,189 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Akatsuki
Neko Hiatus by Zero Assassin reviews
My tail twitched at the name Kisame had given me. Well, Deidara gave me the name. Kisame took the credit for it..I looked around, not noticing the two figures in front of me..I suddenly got a feeling that the bird was planing something...Words from story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Akatsuki
Consider Yourselves Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Potentially being rewritten at some point due to my annoyance with all the errors and OOCness that I can easily fix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,981 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Possession by rockzursockz reviews
On the eve of her fifteenth birthday Sakura was stolen from her bed and brought to the Akatsuki for one reason: to service any of the members who requested it. Her life changed in a second, she now has to endure harsh rules and a life ran by the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Captive by Narceine reviews
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki. When Itachi puts some 'happy' pills into Sakura's food, she sings perverted songs to her guards. Rated T for some sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Letters to Sasuke by PeinSaku reviews
"So, here's my plan, Uchiha: You read all of these letters and realize what an idiot you were for leaving the village. You ask to be reinstated, I grant your request, and I kick your scrawny tail for all the trouble you've caused. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. I expect your answer soon, and I expect it to be satisfactory. OR ELSE." Signed, Tsunade. [Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Teen Titans: Naruto Style! by Catspee reviews
The Teen Titans are warped to the Naruto Universe! And they want to go back home! However, Akatsuki won't let them leave until they get what they want. Will our Titans be strong enough to stand against any ninja in their way?
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,067 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 3/15/2007
Akatsuki Puppies by AkatsukiHimikai reviews
The Akatsuki are out of the Narutoverse and into the real world as puppies and Konan as a cat. They now have to adjust to how things work until they can find a way to get back to their world or at least back human! *Rated for Hidan and Himikai's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,133 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Akatsuki
The Adventures Of Raya Unagi by Dreaded redhead sand-ninja reviews
This is Raya's story with the Akatsuki... It's a bit of a crack fic not sure if I'll have a pairing in here... xD Tobi might be in every chapter though just warning... oh rated for suggestive themes and language from Hidan Hidan: @#@! # @% %# you #@ %#!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Akatsuki, Obito U.
I Own You by deideiblueeyez reviews
Ayame is a 16-year-old prostitute for her father. But when a dashing red-haired stranger with ties to a criminally-inclined gang purchases her for his own means, her world is turned upside-down on its hinges. DEIFINITELY ON HIATUS. MAJOR OVERHAUL OF THIS STORY IS DUE IN THE FUTURE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 56,165 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - [Sasori, OC] Kabuto Y., Akatsuki
Shisui by Lady Hanaka reviews
Pein's plan is finally coming to fruition. Now Itachi and Sakura must come accept their future...and come to terms with their past. Sides will be chosen and loyalties tested. The only question is: who will win this deadly game? Sequel to Maelstrom. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,442 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Kissed By An Angel Or Two by MewBleuberri reviews
I guess a person would start an Autobiography with their birth or childhood. No thanks. I'm going to start mine with the day my life really began. The day I met my first love, my first friend and other important people in my true life....
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,937 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Ryou S.
100 Ways To Get Killed By The Akatsuki by PeinSaku reviews
The Akatsuki. With just those two words, an entire village could be brought to its knees, quivering and crying for mercy. Despite this, a dark secret hovered above these men - and woman. This motley crew was actually composed of...imbeciles. [Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Red Butterfly by Laura-chan reviews
She was his and only his. “It’s dangerous for you to touch me like that.” He said, knowing that she couldn’t understand him, yet. SasuSaku AU/OOC, TWO-SHOTS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 443 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Maelstrom by Lady Hanaka reviews
Two years after Sakura 'died', the shinobi world is on the brink of war. New and old enemies will arise to destroy all that Sakura holds dear, and it will be up to her and the still hidden mysteries of her scroll to save the unknowing shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 162,333 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
His Chain Necklace by cresent-lunette reviews
Hidan says he lost his necklace and he needs Deidara to help him. Yaoi, lemon. HiDei, if you don't like it, don't read it. Rated for language as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Crimson Reflections by Lady Hanaka reviews
The continuation of A Ripple in the Pond. Sakura Haruno is now a missingnin from Konoha, living with the Akatsuki. As she comes to terms with her new lifestyle, she must also come to terms with her new feelings for the Mangekyou wielding Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,883 - Reviews: 2584 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Ripple in the Pond by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,401 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Sweet Shadows reviews
The shadows had always embraced me. I never knew why, until I was captured by the Imperials as I tried to cross into Skyrim to track my mother. This is my story. This is how I found my family. This is my curse... This is my story... Eventual Brynjolf/Dragonborn. There will be a lot of adult themes, what with Molag Bal. Please Read and Review!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/3/2015 - Brynjolf, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Nocturnal, Molag Bal
The Flaw of Mine reviews
The time for my life to change has come, but am I up to the trials ahead of me? I can only hope that I am... My challenges with the Akatsuki have just begun and there are many more on the way, let alone the upcoming missons of my cousin's and my friend's. I'm to go with them to make sure nothing goes wrong, but before all that, I need to get initiated in... Hidan/OC/Akatsuki R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,440 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Hidan, OC, Itachi U., Akatsuki
Lost and Found reviews
Azure Mitarashi, sister of Anko Mitarashi, never expected that there were more worlds out there, and she certainly never expected that she'd fall into one. But when she does, old nightmares are rekindeled. Grimmjow/OC later. M for content and swears. Currently on hold as i have writers block for this one...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Anko M., Grimmjow J.