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Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long you forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm
and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had
two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

I believe in Christ as my savior. If you do too, copy and paste this in your profile.

Don't judge Christians because of a few people. Read up on the REAL thing and learn. Try reading the Bible. It would help you. A lot.

98 percent of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 Percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', TitanRavenFreak, Bewarethedarkness, Demonchild99, randomlass, ScytherGirl439, Silent Strike 'Scy', Rumble's Girlfriend, ArmoredSoul, Kirmon64, Evilhumour Author,animefreak171,

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47, Caellach Tiger Eye, Kirmon64, Evilhumour Author,animefreak171,

My best friend is insane. If you have a best friend who is insane or you are insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think Writers Block sucks, copy this into your profile.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

Hush, little sister

Please don't cry

I wish I could be there

To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms

Bloodied and bruised

That's strange, little sister

Mine were like that too

I know you scream

When Daddy's there

Hush, little sister

I know you're scared

I can see the way

He's hurting you

I'm sorry, little sister

He did that to me too

I know that people

Ignore what's going on at home

That makes me angry, little sister

You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister

You wanna know why I'm not there?

It's a sad story, little sister

But people should care

You see, little sister

One day Daddy got high

You were asleep in your crib

So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me

And smashed my head against the door

While you slept, little sister

I died on the floor

You know, little sister

I don't think that I would have died

If someone had only bothered

To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister

Daddy's coming home

Quick, get into bed

You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister

He's in a bad mood

Run while you can

Uh oh little sister

He's lifting his belt

Scream while you can, little sister

Call for help

Hush little sister

You don't need to cry

No one can hurt you

You're in my arms tonight.



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Orion Zabini Potter by slayer of destiny reviews
Harry and Blaise are brought together by events that mean Harry has to flee Hogwarts, feelings develop and Harry's place in the war is in the balance. MPREG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 107,732 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 2,591 - Follows: 2,864 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Miss Ranma by Screaming Dean reviews
Genma's plans to take Ranma to Jusenkyo to make her a man among men fail horribly, prompting her to get a new lease on her life. In ch 23, Tsubasa's true colors are revealed. Then Ranma meets defeat at the hands of ...
Crossover - Ranma & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 151,493 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Ranma
The Bad Cut by Ozzallos reviews
The whisper of wind. The hint of movement. That was all it took for Ranma Saotome's life to be turned upside down after the surprise engagement to one Akane Tendo. Ranma!chan.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,637 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Ranma, Kodachi
Ranma chan, the Cat by Noy Telin'u reviews
In an AU, Ranma is born female and due to Genma's infertility, an only child. He steals her and raises Ranma as male. Genma takes her to Jusenkyo, but unlike others fails to throw her into the spring of drowned man, instead, a spring much worse, for him. Ranma, now with a cat curse is on the run, looking for her mother with Genma on her heels, obsessively wanting a son.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,913 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Ranma, Ukyo, Akane
Blessed Curse by USA Tiger reviews
For his whole life Ranma has always felt a little... different. Almost like he was in the wrong skin. After his fated trip to Jusenkyo Ranma is forced to confront these feelings in himself and see maybe his curse just might be a blessing in disguise.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,465 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Ranma, Akane, Ryoga, Shampoo
Matchmaking (and Moneymaking) by Maltrazz reviews
Fact: Nabiki likes money. Problem? With the failed wedding, the bets on who Ranma will end up with are getting too great in Akane's favor. Fact: NOBODY makes Nabiki lose money, family or not. Solution? Get Ranma together with someone else. Difficult? Yes, but with a loophole in the Seppuku Contract as leverage and the right plan, not impossible for one as cunning as Nabiki Tendo.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,908 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Ranma, Ryoga] Nabiki
Naruto: the No-Life Prince by HellkingUzumaki reviews
Someone tries to kill naruto by summoning an ancient demon of hell. Unfortunately said demon takes pity on Naruto and makes him heir to all the demons kingdoms and powers. The demon's name? Alucard: King of Vampires. Rated M for blood and gore.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,270 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Alucard, Seras]
A Real Family by Emma Iveli reviews
AU crossover with Ranma and Pokemon. The Ketchum Kazama family is not your average family with no parents, Ash, a private Pokemon Gym Leader, Naruto, a loud Genin and Ranko, a reincarnated martial artist they are far from normal... Please R&R
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,240 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U.
White Owl by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Rogue stumbles upon a new shop in Bayville, White Owl, she also stumbles upon a new friend, and possibly more. FemHarry, FemSlash, FemHarry/Rogue. M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,374 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 2,872 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Rogue/Anna Marie
Who Hates Boys? by JeremyGU reviews
What if Akane actually liked boys... a lot? And girls? And what if she met a fellow martial artist who could be either at will? A/U with a 'friendlier' Akane.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,149 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Akane
Call Me Leo by Alavear reviews
What Happens when after the department of mystery's Harry discovers he is a mutant of the feral variety still in capable of magic but not in a recognized form? Along with the fact his temper is worse then ever and the ministry wants to capture and dissect him? No slash unless it was in Canon Rewrite of the original. Same author slightly different plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,875 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Harry Potter and the Nightwalker by itachikage reviews
During the ritual to revive Voldemort, someone else was revived as well.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,748 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Susan B., Seras
Naruto True Ninja by Ruskibraat reviews
Naruto will be strong in this story, will stay dark and not change side midway, will NOT be with Hinata, Minato and Kushina are still alive and have another kid, Naruto will eventually leave leaf village, Pairings undecided, wont do lemons cant write those. Naruto will hate parents and snotty sister, will have a fem sasuke but don't know if they will hook up or not. REWRITTING NOW
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,319 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Cliched Fantasy by Lawra reviews
Ranma could handle anything, traveling with his father as an adventurer for hire. Man, beast, or magic; he always came out on top, but that all changed on a routine mission. Cursed by a vengeful god, he now has to find a way back to himself... even if it means risking everything to do it.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 173,136 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Ranma, Kasumi
Meet The Monster by ICHeart reviews
On his sixth birthday Naruto is abducted by ROOT and experimented on for 6 months before escaping and taking his revenge. What has Danzo unleashed upon the world! Godlike Naruto! Slightly Insane, but Morally strong Naruto!
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,904 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Alucard, Naruto U.
A Whole New World by fuzzy-christmas-socks reviews
When Harry gets transported to Middle Earth, he doesn't realizes what changes are in store. Bitter and alone, he must relearn how to open up and live again. LOTRHP cross: eventual HarryxLegolas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,629 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 4,580 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Harry P., Legolas
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 174,098 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
Flying with the Fox by Laira Evans reviews
Ranma is kicked into the Naruto universe by jealous love-rivals a few months after the failed wedding. Zapped into the Kyuubi's prison, he breaks free with his new blood-thirsty companion to encounter a world very different from his own. Fem Kyuubi, AU
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,363 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Ranma, Kyuubi/Kurama
The Demon Fox of Hellsing: Version 2 by E. Wojo reviews
Redone. Naruto is transported to the Hellsing manor just as Alucard and Integra first meet. Can Konoha's most surprising ninja help them deal with the undead?
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,308 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Integra, Naruto U.
Subway cliché by fangirlandiknowit reviews
A chance meeting on the subway, leading to? Is this Naruto's chance to finally get answers to his bi-curiosity? Is this Sasuke's chance to, uuh, get some good lovin? Lots of smexing, rated M for a reason! Yaoi! seme!sasu, uke!naru... Did I mention it's kinda funny too? XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,955 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Titanium by Charlie Chaos reviews
The war is over, and now all that's left is a dead world. They are granted a second chance, given the hope to save another world from a war much like their own. Granted the chance to find their proper mates, but things are never easy, not for them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,552 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P., Aragorn
Bloody Love by King of the Fallen reviews
Adopted By Kage Bijuu.
Crossover - Naruto & Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Love Looketh Not on Appearance But on the Heart by Compucles reviews
Ranma and Akane have finally gotten married. However, Gosunkugi has in desperation managed to cast a spell that has rewritten the memories of everyone but Ranma into thinking that Ranma is actually a girl who sometimes turns into a boy. To break the spell, Ranma must win Akane's heart all over again, but can he convince her to fall in love with someone she thinks is another girl?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,622 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - [Ranma, Akane]
Change of Power by Ice-Tea-1983 reviews
Bayville High has a new Exchange Student: Ranma. How much of a difference will his presence make in the Mutant community?
Crossover - Ranma & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,863 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/24/2007
And Hell Followed After Him by Harbinger Of Kaos reviews
They say that hell is the realm of the damned, but what happens when an innocent is sent there by those he trusted? this is is the story of his quest for freedom, of justice of VENGEANCE
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 111,128 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Ranma - Complete
Abandoned Tragic Love by Red-the-Edge reviews
Ranma left one year ago. The reasons were in the last letter he left behind. People are searching for him and Akane finds out that she loves him. However, the new school year has arrived and two new faces have appeared.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,148 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
His by whitetigerwolf reviews
FemHarry. M for Sexual Content. Now a Two-Shot. A male contemplates Harriet Potter. I dare not say anymore in summary for fear of ruining the story. Harry/?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Haunted by Shadows by Nihil Asara reviews
Ranma finds himself transformed into a girl and lost in the Forbidden Forest surrounding Hogwarts, haunted by the shadows of the neko-ken and memories that he cannot forget. Ranma / Harry Potter Crossover. Ranma is 11 years old. AU. No Nerima Cast.
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Ranma
Zero Interface by Golden Arms reviews
Ranma taunts his father on his first day of school at Furinkan, only to end up falling through a portal that leads him to Halkeginia. However, just because Ranma is made Louise's familiar doesn't mean he's taking it lying down.
Crossover - Ranma & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,510 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Ranma, Louise
Ranma's Got His Girl Face On by LlamaMathilde reviews
Ranma's looking suddenly pretty, and Ryoga gets confused. Alternate versions of chapters 9 and 10.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
Platinum by Lawra reviews
Genma Saotome is a greedy, selfish, individual who's married to a woman with far more wealth than he can fathom. To bad for him, she's a dragon, and if he touched any of it, she would kill him. At least he gets a son out of the deal.
Crossover - Ranma & Gold Digger - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,780 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Ranma
Old Contrast Match by weebee reviews
Ranma Saotome leaves Nerima, not on the best of terms with anyone. He ends up in Minato ward, where he meets a motorcycle racer. Discontinued.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 189,367 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Ranma - Complete
Ranma Saotome Doesn't Miyah! by Tigee86 reviews
Explosions, beatings, and confusion abound as the fallout from failed plans and sacrifices no longer made rain down on the Nerima district. Happy Holidays and an awesome New Years to all!
Crossover - Ranma & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 106,577 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Ranma
Zero's Cabbit by Kytranis reviews
A Tie in with RSDM from an Omake I sent Tigee86. Just before Saito was summoned By Louise he was transformed into a cabbit just in time for her spell to blow him up. Now he not only has to deal with being a familiar in a strange world, but a fuzzy pet too
Crossover - Tenchi Muyo & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,665 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Ryo-Ohki, Saito
Wild Horse X by Darknight Squire reviews
Ranm1/2/XMen:Evolution crossover. Ranma just barely missed falling into the Spring of Drowned Girl-but he still turns into a girl? Turns out his mother is a mutant and now he is too! And he has a brother he never knew about?
Crossover - Ranma & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,018 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Ranma, Wolfsbane/Rahne S.
Ranma's Eternal Night by Lawra reviews
Ranma x Hellsing Crossover - Ranma gets himself into hot water when a vampire takes an interest in everyone's favorite aquatranssexual.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 118,756 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Ranma
Ranma's Neko curse: redone by MrFoxHoundSir reviews
Ranma is stuck in the neko-ken state, but is in full control. Meanwhile Kasumi realizes feelings she never knew she had about the pig-tailed martial artist. RanmaXKasumi
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,184 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete
Tokimi's Child by deathgeonous reviews
The death of Tokimi's child lead to an inter-reality war that destroyed many realities and drove Tokimi herself insane with grief. When a series of events leads to the impossible, finding her reborn daughter, Tokimi starts on the slow path of healing.
Crossover - Ranma & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,147 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Ranma, Tokimi
A New Future 1: Things Change by Narsil reviews
After the failed wedding, Happosai decides to teach Ranma a lesson in obedience, and a new future opens for the Nerima Wrecking Crew and the Sailor Senshi alike. Rated M only for the opening chapter. Not a Ranma/Setsuna romance.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,769 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - [Ranma, Akane] Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto - Complete
THAT IS ENOUGH! by RankoSaotome reviews
Akane has accused Ranma of cheating on her again two years after Ranma's arrival. This is normal. What is NOT normal is Kasumi snaps, and promptly starts screaming her head off, informing the family of who the REAL adulterer is! Uh oh! Oneshot.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete
Ranma the Werelion by mdizzle reviews
A RanmaxLove HinaxGold Diggers crossover first one with all three I think. Ranma as it turns out is the very last of a very special breed of werelions. Werelions with some supernatural abilities.RanmaBrittany.
Crossover - Ranma & Gold Digger - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,299 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Ranma
Wolf of Zero by Kytranis reviews
Saito starts out as a spiritually powerful, cocky and fearless werewolf, so let's see what happens when Louise drags him completely out of his element. This could prove to be fun.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,237 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
Absolute Power Leads to Absolute Lonlyness, AMGV by deathgeonous reviews
Absolute Power. Many have sought it, but yet the only one to ever have achieved it, never had even wanted to have it in the first place, and she also wishes that she had never, ever attained it either.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Ranma, Urd
A Dark Moon Rising by deathgeonous reviews
Another realities Serenity, an evil Empress Serenity of a vast multi-dimensional empire that is, comes looking for her long lost daughter. To bad all she can find is Ranma Saotome instead. A tale of misinformation, evil counterparts and twisted love.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,989 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto, Ranma
Sparkle by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Legolas/HP Harry was killed by Voldemort. Due to a miracle he doesn’t pass onto the afterlife. He wakes up just outside of Gondor. Mistaken for Isildur's heir Harry is kept in isolation until Faromir accidentally frees him & he meets a certain blond Elf
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,634 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
Path of Peace by RankoSaotome reviews
Ranma has changed over the course of seven years, after a bad beating from Ryouga. Married, with a family, she has thrived. Rated T for later chapters.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,987 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Ranma, Mousse
Ohtareamin, A’maeleamin: My Warriors, My Beloveds by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. In T.A. 2969, an attractive youth with fair skin, jewel eyes, and pointed ears attracts the attention of Thorongil: the man we will come to know as Aragorn. Too bad the elves are convinced Harry will be perfect for Prince Legolas of Mirkwood.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,166 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Harry P., Legolas
Am I Smart? by Penguin-sa reviews
An AU examination of episode 49, in which Ranma suffers head trauma and believes himself to be a girl. Ranma imprints on a different girl as his "model".
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 167 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
The Other World of Rumiko Takahashi by HitokiriHERO reviews
Ranma Inuyasha Xover: What happens when you take the Queen of Manga's two greatest creations and throw them into an exchange program? An unveiling of secrets and loves. Slight AU. Takes place post series for Ranma. Complete with Sequel. NOT RANXKAG.
Crossover - Ranma & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,085 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Ranma, Kagome H. - Complete
Ranma Saotome: Transgender Warrior by adept42 reviews
In a world without magical transformations, Ranma is still half boy and half girl.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,568 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Ranma
Strangers In A Strange Land by deathgeonous reviews
A rewrite of Travelers. Ranma and Kasumi get thrown from their dimention to the Senshi's by Happasai. Slight OOC and Superness abound.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,517 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 4/15/2007
Brothers United by genhoss reviews
Stolen as a child Ranma learns the truth about his origins upon fighting Saffron. Uniting the Valley and leaving to find his brother, RanmaHP crossover, RanmaxTonks
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 98,746 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Ranma, N. Tonks
The Black Paw by Ice-Tea-1983 reviews
Ranma Gold Digger Kim Possible Crossover. AU Ranma is flung into another world due to a miscalculation in Happosai's revenge for thwarting his fun. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Ranma & Gold Digger - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 278,839 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Ranma - Complete
The Rebirth of the Daimakaicho by deathgeonous reviews
Hild was drowned at Jusenkyo, and had many regrets about her life, mostly concerning her daughters. She gets a second chance through a mortal named Ranma Saotome at not only Motherhood, but also vengeance upon the mastermind behind her fall. The Meger's R
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,162 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007
One Piece Ranma by mdizzle reviews
Ranma is reborn into the One Piece world where Luffy is going to eventually keep bugging him to join his crew. Only problem is Ranma hates pirates. Can the Straw Hat Crew change his mind? HIATUS
Crossover - Ranma & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,080 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Ranma, Robin
Of Black Feather by SnEptUne reviews
Instead of falling into spring of drowned girl, Ranma fell into a spring that transform him into a certain introvert girl with silver hair, with a new set of personality, or is this his true self? [Ranma & Rozen Maiden Crossover]
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Ranma, Genma
Worlds Fall Apart by CreamSoda1382 reviews
You mean Ranma's really a...girl? o.O How will everyone react when they find out that Ranma, man among men, is actually a girl who was turned into a boy with a Jusenkyo curse after Soun accidentally makes a deal with a demon? How will Ranma react?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,601 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
A Different Father by genhoss reviews
It seemed that Nodoka was not as traditional as she seems. what will happen as ranma discovers his true hieritage. ranmadbz x over
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,648 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Ranma
Reconstructing Oneself by genhoss reviews
After being drugged Ranma is turned back into a child, as forces are gathering agianst those at the Masaki shrine. the plot is unfurling what will happen now xover with TM chp 1,2 reposted
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,846 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Ranma, Nabiki
Ah! My Ranma One Half! by Ozzallos reviews
The battle with Saffron causes an instabiity in the Yggradsil, and with it, some minor changes to Ranma's file, namely an upgrade to that of Goddess of Luck First Class! Ranma copes, changes and gets into trouble. 6 parts eventially.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 76,900 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005
Dragon's Destiny by John Tannius reviews
Ranma arrives at the Tendo Dojo but there's something different about the pigtailed martial artist. Why does he have red hair and green eyes? Is he cursed or not?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,036 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Ranma, Nabiki
Purrfectly Normal Behavior by glainfach reviews
Ranma x Aishiteruze Baby crossover. I've always felt sorry for Shampoo, she seems so starved for affection. I wanted to see what would happen if she met up with anime's cutiest five year old... while in cat form! You asked for more, so now there is!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,282 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Shampoo
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
I, My, Me Half Strawberry Blond by Anchoku reviews
An I, My, Me Strawberry Eggs flavored fan fiction continuing Ranma Nibun no Ichi.
Crossover - Ranma & I My Me! Strawberry Eggs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,936 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Ranma
Harry, It's Saotome, Potter by Lassy D reviews
A crossover with Ranma 12, Harry's mother was Nodoka's sister, so voila, Harry becomes Ranma's adoptive brother. PG for minor use of bad language
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,352 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Complete
Starting Over: Do You Want to be Friends? by Senshi of Valis reviews
Ranma is hiding several secrets from his fiances and friends, each one more surprising than the last.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,144 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Complete
Dark Huntress Reiko: Soul Mates by Calamity Cordite reviews
AU DIV. KamiSama decides to alter certain events in answer to a young girl's prayer. Ranma finds herself with a thrice locked curse and a new calling. R & A. Complete
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,184 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Forever the Tomboy by ranger5 reviews
Ranma Xover Edited Ch 12 upSee AN RSMxover Ranma finally found love and friends, Prelude to Battle with Ryouga cut short due to computer problems everyone's patience & encouragement so far greatly appreciated
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,549 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 10/11/2003
Ranma The Catgirl by chrono 9999 reviews
A slight change in the neko-ken causes big changes in Ranma's curse AU - OOC
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 10/26/2004
Tattoon Ranma by Hung Nguyen reviews
[Rated for V & L] Ranma decides that girls are nothing but trouble and tries to get away from his fiancee problems in Nerima. However, one last fiancee comes onto the scene... and she's definitely different!
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,242 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Ranma - Complete
Fist of the Pikachu! by Hung Nguyen reviews
Ranma Saotome gets pulled out of his own world and into the world of Pokémon. -Teaser of Chapter 17 Uploaded-
Crossover - Pokémon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,649 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 3/24/2000 - Pikachu, Ponyta, Ranma
True Identity by Priest Li Xiang reviews
[Book 2] The sequel to False Identity: When the girl named Revenge wants revenge, she'll do anything to get it.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,335 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002
Ranko's Curse A Love Story by John Tannius reviews
It's Back! The story of a girl and the girl who falls in love with her. Now with 99.9% less sex scenes.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,461 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/5/2002
False Identity by Priest Li Xiang reviews
[Book 1] Xover with Ranma (Oo) Farfello has a pet. His name is Kitty, and he's a martial artist with the ability to kill a god... [COMPLETE]
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,230 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/26/2002 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Complete
A Tendo & Her Falcon by Battlezone reviews
At a pivitol point at Jusenkyo, a change is made as our favorite martial artist is faced with something totally different from the Spring of Young Girl. FYI RN pair and Please C&C andor Review the story.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,825 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/4/2001 - Published: 9/13/2001 - Ranma, Nabiki
Kikuko by Cloud-Dreamer reviews
Ranma makes a horrifing discovery that causes him to creat a new life.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,628 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/9/2001 - Ranma, Dr. Tofu - Complete
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