Oh My Glob
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Joined 08-16-10, id: 2497844, Profile Updated: 07-06-12
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Hi!!! I LOVE Anime!! It's my life!

I guess I'll start with what I see a lot of people do


Likes: Anime, purple, sweets, manga, random nice people, anything romance-y, Samurai Champloo, Naruto, Azumanga Diaoh, Skip Beat, Vampire Knight, reading, xxxHolic, School Rumble, Yurara no Tsuki, Bleach, J-Pop (any Japanese music even some Korean), Japan, sleeping, my friends, Kanye West, not being a closed-minded person, music (in general)... I can't think of anything else so far, but I'm sure there's more.

Dislikes: Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, racists, the stupid people on Youtube, rude people, closed-minded people, Sakura }( (from Naruto, in case you didn't know... I seriously can't stand her!), fanfics that are hard to follow, fanfics that are hard to follow cause of super bad grammar!, Yaoi, Yuri... probably more, but I don't feel like thinking about it more. I'm kinda suprised there's more likes than dislikes...


My fav. pairings! XD
(Naruto pairings)
SasuHina (this one's my top fav)
NaruHina
ShikaTema
ChoIno
ItaHina
NejiHina
(Skip Beat)
Ren&Kyoko
Sho&Kyoko
(Vampire Knight)
Kaname&Yuki
(Bleach)
IchiHime
KanHime

My not fav. pairing...
Anything with Sakura...
ShikaIno
NaruIno (What's with this one... it makes no sense)
Any yaoi or yuri coupling
NejiTen (I don't know why...)
Did I say anything with Sakura...?
(Vampire Knight)
Zero&Yuki
(Bleach)
IchiRuki

If you can't tell, I only listed the ones I'll actually read on here. I mostly read Naruto stuff though.


Also I have a friend name Rikutanze (her fanfiction name). She's more of a (aurgggghhh...) Sakura fan (we're polar opposites, jk. But it feels that way). I've been pitching her some ideas that I'm not gonna write cause I'm super lazy. She said that she would possible write it. Go check out her stories if you want. You should if you like Sakura... cause she loves Sakura and it's sickening. I can't believe she hates Sasuke, but because she loves me she made Hinata and Sasuke a couple. _

Updates and stuff...

READ!!!!

ALL OF MY STORIES ARE GONNA BE ON HOLD FOR A WHILE!!! MY MOM TURNED OFF OUR INTERNET SO WE COULD HAVE DIRECTV SO... NO MORE UPDATES FOR A REALLY LONG TIME. SO VERY SORRY. FORGIVE ME. YOU MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MY SCHOOL STARTS AGAIN.


Here's a little interesting stuff about me... I guess...lol
I like anime (I think we already established that =D)
I can listen to almost any music, except country...
... that wasn't really anything was it? (sigh) I tried... =)

Alright look, i love a good racist joke every now and then, but only if it doesn't offend or hurt anyone. I put this here to help stop hurtful and stupid sterotypes. The bold ones apply to me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I can be though)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (I hate people who do that!)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Black is a slimming color)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Don't most people wear what they want?)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (Someone actually asked me if I was a lesbian because a good portion of my friends were. It killed me a little inside)
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (I'm a proud prude. I'm saving myself til marriage... or college lol)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I'm not fat, but I is thick, lol... bad grammar)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I'm just not confident :'[)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I kinda am. I have some preppy friends though...)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I'm smarter than most adults I know)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (How...wha?)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I am. I can't stand having more than two people around me... almost three... sometimes)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I can laugh at almost anything)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I can get a little crazy lol)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Yep. I even made an anthem for our Otaku's at our school)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Nuh-uh)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I like to write sometimes is all)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (I'm black! What of it! I don't even hang-out with black kids, so they think it's weird when I recite a rap verse. They're like, "I didn't know you knew that song." IT PLAYS EVERYWHERE!!!!)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (I'm not popular, but I'm well known)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I can be a loner whenever I'm in that mood, especially when I read)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Big Brother is watching you)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (I'm not sure what I would be labelled.)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (... I cuss every now and then. It's usually by accident)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (What teenager doesn't still like games and cartoons???)
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (Most of them have gotten over that faze of their life.)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I'm just an emotional person!!)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (My biology teacher was talking to us about fractions and he wrote the wrong number he was talking about, so I thought I would correct him. When I did everyone looked at me crazy. He was wrong so I corrected him! Is that sooo bad!!!?)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (It's my business, I'll share it when I want!!!!)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, GaaraCutie, Poetperson93, BleedingSaro, WolfChibi-Chan, Zuki Uchiha,Oodama Rasengan, Shadow Predator, Masaki Jamie, Hinakunoichi, Storm0Wolf, Oh My Glob


If you have never drank, smoked, or been to rehab, copy this to your profile.

If you love anime, copy this to your profile.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile

if your one of those girls that would want a ticket to fast and furious instead of hanna montanna copt this on to your profile

if you have friends that are from the middle east or of that origin and treat them like every one else copy this one to your profile

if your one of the 15 percent of teens that don't live on their cell phone...you know the drill ( that's because we're on our computers reading fanfiction or manga)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate back stabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

XXX

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?


Friends or best friends

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DAMN that was fun."

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry...just laugh about it when you're not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!


Now For Random Quizzes!

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I was playing Killer in the Dark (it's like hide and seek... except in the dark), I got bored and left and I couldn't see and I feel on a rock that left a scar in the middle of my leg.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Some posters. On my door is my collage of anime that I cut out. It's my pride and joy.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I talk. I woke up one morning say "That's my turkey!" lol

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Anything that sounds good.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 6:09 pm

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT? Too much for comfort...

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Some friends that aren't my friends anymore. Most who aren't became preps... weird.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My anime collage

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Tall enough to make short jokes

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Not really...

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Sometimes. My cat attacks my feet at night.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My brother, because he got in a car-wreck, with me in it. It freaked me out.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Kiwi-something... I forgot.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Doesn't matter.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I don't know. I feel like it's going to be random and totally weird...

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither, but I guess if I had to choose, energy drink.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Fudge Round

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Nothing really...

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yea...

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Yes in my knees

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Nothing really

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes, a cat.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? idk

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Probably, knowing me...

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Being mean

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 68

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? No ones... People usually call me if anything

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Girls who act stupid cause they think it's cute.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No, I wish

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I dunno...

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Pat Summerall

37. FIRST JOB? Mowing

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yes to one of my old friends

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Playing in a basketball game

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My body shape.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No, I have almost perfect teeth

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Something anime

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? A girl and a boy, so two

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Not really, I don't believe in that

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Changes all the time

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It's okay

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Bolonga

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I bite my lip when I’m nervous

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? The Disney music one, sadly I still like the music

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Maybe...

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No, but personalities do.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I talk about it or punch something

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Don't have one

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? This blue dog that looked like Blues Clues

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Not a lot. I don't talk much anyway

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Not really, I liked Sesame Street

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Not really, only on my friends

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed Patatoes, I love it with ketchup (I know, weird)

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? They have to be funny. I good guy who is just as loose mouthed as I am (I don't cuss but I am rather smart with my replies)

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? They don't matter (mostly cause I hate them)

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Kanye West

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? The Boondocks

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Vanilla with carmel drizzled on it.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yeah...

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Yesterday for basketball

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #69? Haha, no

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I dunno

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I don't care

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? My baby brother abusing me.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Apple Juice

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My dad

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Their looks

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Road to Zion (Damian Marley ft. Nas)

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Stupid People

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? September. It's the month when things start to get cool, but not cold

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? I don't care, but I guess libra, because I am one

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Light Brown

86. EYE COLOR? Lightish Brown

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? McDonald's

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Yes, not the fake ones at Chinese all you can eat restaurant's, the real ones.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Hoodwinked

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? I dunno, The first day of Summer

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Piano, but I don't know very much

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I don't think about that stuff

95. KISSES OR HUGS? HUGS =D

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships, because I don’t want AIDs.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A DVD - Samurai Champloo

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I can’t drive

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Romeo & Juliet for school

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Nothing...


Best Freakin Quotes Ever:

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

"FEAR: Fuck Everything And Run."

"Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh" -Unknown

"Earth is the insane Asylum of the Universe -Unknown

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon..." - Unknown (Haha i actually said that to my teacher and she laughed so hard we didn't finish the lesson!)

"Know your limits, not so that you can honor them, but so that you can smash them to pieces and reach for magnificence." - Cherie Carter-Scott (I love doing that)

"We will either find a way or make one." - Hannibal

"Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts." - Henry Rollins


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost if u believe in gay rights25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Yeah this one is the strangest one but the most true...

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie, SkywardShadow, Gaaras1Girl, Hail-Knight, ShinoAndMe, KariandNole, Shiroi Maroboshi!!, VampireWolfGirl,AKATSUKICHIBI789, IceCrystal7, Aurora1495,neko-sasuke123, Oh My Glob


If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this,
and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching:
-Keenan and Kel.
-Doug.
-the amanda show.
-all that.
-Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:
-fresh prince of bellair
-full house.
-cheers.
-Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps&qu ot;

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

When everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-ms. mary mack
-doggy doggy diamond step right out!

when kick ball was a daily activity.

when we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember The Original Game Boy.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-ghost busters

You remember Ring Pops.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

one word. . . . . . . .trolls.

Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of
-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry's
-Power Rangers
-Rocket Power.
-Invader Zim

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Lambchop's song never ended.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

Everyone watched the WB.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear...


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."


Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


Are you Crazy?!

(X) You have yelled at a non-living things (Computer, DVD player, car,etc.)

(X) You have ran into glass/screen doors

(X) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

(X) You have run into a tree/bush.

(X) You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 6

() You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

() You just tried to lick your elbow. (OUCH!)

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

() You just sang them to make sure.

(X) You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

(X) You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 2

(X) You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

() You type with three fingers or less.

() You have accidentally caught something on fire.

(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

(X) You have caught yourself drooling

Total: 3

(X) You have fallen asleep in class.

(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking.

(X) Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

() People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

() You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 3

(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.

(X) You have eaten a bug accidentally

() You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

(X) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4

(X) You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.

(X) You break a lot of things.

(X) You tilt your head when you're confused.

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before.

(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

(X) The word "um" is used frequently.

() You don't know what "um" means.

(X) You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

() You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 7

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4

SCORE= 100 (wow...)


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Cover My Eyes by Rampantt reviews
There's one thing far worse than unrequited love; an impossible one. What do you do when you're falling in love with your best friend's boyfriend? SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
A Man's World by Asphalt Love reviews
AU. Hinata has always lived a sheltered life, but due to unforeseen circumstances that puts her life in danger, she is sent to a boarding school disguised as a boy, which is the least of her worries when her new roommate is none other than Uchiha Sasuke. Sasuhina and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,246 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Gaara
Divinity by tranquilwriter reviews
AU. ItaHina. Slight NejiHina. "A savage place! as holy and enchanted As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover!" -Kubla Khan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 324,111 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
You Belong With Me by Hinata6 reviews
She wanted nothing more just for him to notice her the way she notices him but things don't always go as planned especially when the guy you're madly in love with already has a girlfriend. SasuHina, GaaHina, NaruHina one-sided R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 294,160 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
All For Love by Rampantt reviews
"It's just... You make me so angry sometimes. I don't want to hurt you, Hinata, I love you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,143 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Little Things in Life by Trinity Effect reviews
Secrets and high school never mix; especially when your secret has to do with the King of the school. Bonds will be tested and hearts broken as a shy girl learns the hard way that growing up can happen faster than expected and all it takes is one mistake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 85,215 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Libido by Trinity Effect reviews
"I can't control my body anymore; my veins...they're burning…" He closed his eyes, swallowing his pride as he continued. He never talked this much."And the only time it stops is when I indulge in these foreign thoughts in my head." So he kissed her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,030 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Torture of Silence by LightBender reviews
It's what you can't say that hurts the most.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bundy Syndrome by Rampantt reviews
"All of this, all of it! I did this for you! For us! Can't you see," she asked, moving closer to him, holding the blade under his chin. "You and I are meant to be together. Just us! Only us! You and me!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,826 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Mairudo Sebun by Rampantt reviews
Boys are major distractions. Truer words have never been spoken. The ballerina was most certain of that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,678 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Possession by tranquilwriter reviews
AU. What if it was Neji's father that was born first instead of Hinata's? How different would their lives be now that Neji is the heir? How different would Neji and Hinata's relationship be? Would there be room for romance? NejiHina Mature Content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 208,275 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
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My Home In You reviews
Hinata is a workaholic that never gets her way, until she meets a jerk at one of her jobs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,953 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
My Lovely Stalker reviews
Sasuke is in love with Hinata, but not in a healthy way. Summary probably isn't great but the story is. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,181 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Valentine Cards reviews
Naruto's gets Valentine Day cards :D
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Woke From Dreaming reviews
A nightmare that seems too real, an unfaithful husband, a vengeful wife. Is it reality or is it all just a horrible dream? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shift reviews
Hinata and Naruto are getting married, but Hinata found that she doesn't love him andd she has little time to break off the marriage. Sasuke confronts her and helps her resolve her problem. How will Naruto feel about the turn of events?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
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