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Joined 08-16-10, id: 2497971, Profile Updated: 08-31-12
Author has written 5 stories for Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, and Transformers.

IMPORTANT PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: This account will only be used for messages, and all stories are being moved/have moved to jenniferwritesfanfiction . tumblr . com (minus all those spaces of course). All new story updates will be found there.

Alright, let's get this show on the road. The name's Jennifer and I'm an Australian student who has ridiculous (yet awesome) friends who I love muchly. I'm also Asian, so don't negotiate with me and my Asian conscience :D.

I love TMI and TID by Cassandra Clare (Team Malec, then Team Jace, then Team Will, THEN Team Jem). I completely despise the Hunger Games, especially Peeta. Gale's the only awesome character, Bogg's too, but that's about it. Vampire Academy's getting iffy now; I didn't like Spirit Bound much either. I mean, Dimitrti is KICK-ASS, then he gets reduced to nothing *weep*

My life pretty much revolves around music and seriously, don't write fics about real life artists. I read a Adommy (google it, unless you're a die-hard Glambert like me) fic and I couldn't read past the SUMMARY. Seriously, if the author is reading this, the only reason the review is here is because I couldn't muster the balls to click into your story.

Since you're reading this, then you can obviously find my stories too. Reviews are muchly appreciated! The pet story was 'City of Ancient Light' but I've found my rhythm in 'Uncharted Web'... scroll down and click on the links, yeah? Subscribe too; there's plenty more of awesome stories to come!You're here, so I'm assuming you have time on your hands, riiight? Of course I'm right.

Legendary story ideas (don't steal them please; it's just an idea of what to expect!)
1. Some kind of Avatar: The Last Airbender thingy}
2. Fullmetal Alchemist?
3. More Artemis Fowl?

AAAAND I love my kiddie TV shows. Yup, that's how I roll. :) I mean, who doesn't love the Tombliboos from 'In the Night Garden'? I saw these MASSIVE plushies of them and pretty much squealed. That about sums up me, I guess.

OH, and my stories... they go like this:

When Old Meets New: I came up with this idea before I found out that CC was doing the same thing. Camille pays a visit unannounced to Magnus' apartment one night, but only Alec is home.
Uncharted Web: Jace and the crew discover the magical wonder of the Internet.
The Meaning of Magic: My brainchild during a Science lesson, although I'm co-writing it with my friend special-rock. The TMI crew receive the coveted Hogwarts letters and are off to discover what magic really is. (I want Voldemort to make an appearance. Just saying.)
Madison Avenue: How does Jace know so much about running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on his head? It's completed btw ;)
Falling Magic: Leon Abbot's true story of his adventure on Earth. Not exactly by highest priority right now... might be deleted soon :S

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

AWKWARD DILEMMA. There isn't a book close to me with more than 80 pages.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My cello music folder that I haven't touched in a year, since I dropped it after moving schools

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The news

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:40 p.m.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:38 p.m.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

"Thinking of You" by Katy Perry in my right ear and my brother next to me.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

To go stationery shopping, which is probably the best type of shopping there is.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My status on FB. And no you can't add me.

9. What are you wearing?

An old T-shirt and 3/4 PJ pants

10. Did you dream last night?

Probably did but can't remember. I learnt that in my Science book :)

11. When did you last laugh?

Best one I can recall recently is yesterday at my unncle buried to his knees in sand and tilting back and forth like in the Matrix and getting stared at by some fat lady walking past.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Various posters, in particular my crown jewel: a HUGE poster of Adam Lambert above the bed

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My uncle. See question eleven.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's taking up time that I would otherwise waste doing nothing.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 in cinemas... Sky High on TV ;)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Every album I've been meaning to download, a new house and more posters

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm secretly a warlock who's allied with an aquatic vampire (love you, special-rock)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Pass gay rights. Like, phuck yeah.

19. Do you like to dance?

I guess, but I'll leave it to the pros

20. George Bush:

A bush that's on my friends' way home. No seriously, that's what they christened him.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?


22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Adam, Alec, or Jace

SO as Draco Malfoy (aka Lauren Lopez the Legend from AVPM) once said: 'Pigfarts, Pigfarts; here I come! Pigfarts, Pigfarts; yum, yum, YUM!' (although there's this awesome meme over on tumblr that talks about a cow sighted in Hogsmeade being a visitor from Cowshits.)


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City of Morons by Velvet Liquor reviews
When Clary meets Shadowhunter Jace, she is sucked into the violent world of cliche puns, plagiarizing authors, Chris Crocker impersonators, and 'hawt' urine-haired teens with daddy issues. What's a gawky ginger to do? Become a Shadowhunter herself, DUH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010
The Cat's Meow by Chloe Winchester reviews
A mystery unfolds when Magnus and Alec find themselves faced with something they never would have expected. Someone's made Chairman Meow human, and he's ready to enjoy life in the Homosapien lane. Malec and Jary and a special surprise thrown in later.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,768 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Chairman Meow, Magnus B. - Complete
A Magician's Secrets by Chloe Winchester reviews
Sequel to "Black Magic Woman" Magnus has lived a very long life, and Alec wants to know about it. But as Magnus spins his tale, he finds out that Magnus' life hasn't been what he thought. Hurt!Magnus throughout and of course, my specialty, Malec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 69,204 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Mortis: The Saga Begins by sachariah reviews
With funds in short supply, the Jedi are forced to resort to more inventive methods of obtaining income. Answering the call of duty, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Ahsoka Tano, set out to do what no Jedi has ever done before. "Humorish", One-shot
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
After the Storm by Inksaber reviews
Takes place immediately after the Mortis arc. Haunted by what happened to his Padawan on the mystical world of Mortis, Anakin resolves to keep her from harm. But after hearing about these strange events, Darth Sidious wants Ahsoka... alive. My first fic!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,842 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
Ave Atque Vale by MauMaster reviews
But I will say this - if you think that Downworlders haven't any hearts, haven't emotions, haven't loved or made a difference in the world… You didn't know Magnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Miwacchi reviews
Using the abused basis for a fanfic: the game of Truth or Dare. I wanted to try it out since it looked fun. So here goes Jace, Clary, Simon, Isabelle, Maia, Alec and Magnus. Each on a mission to embarass every one else.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010
Every Little Thing He Does is Magic by Chloe Winchester reviews
Magnus and Alec's relationship is threatened by a man that's everything Magnus isn't. And to make matters worse, he's a Shadowhunter, and Magnus fears he may lose the best thing that's ever happened to him. Emotionally!HurtMagnus Malec and Jary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,447 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
For the Love of All that is Random by AllieAmberwhite reviews
Phobias, vampire teabags, and general insanity is captured in short little fics ranging from all characters and all genres.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010
Exposed by soundofmadness223 reviews
On his arrival back from his Shadowhunter duties, Alec finds that Magnus has thrown out all his clothes. What's a Shadowhunter to do against a warlock? Rated T for references to sexual situations.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Alpha and Omega by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. In the end, she is forgotten. Her name is erased by the sands of time. She's little more than a stranger to them. To her own incarnations.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Aang, OC - Complete
Sparkles! by Patricia Sage reviews
Isabelle and Magnus go shopping to get Alec a birthday present. First ever fanfic! :D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
A Normal Life by special-rock reviews
'I want to be normal, for a while. I want to finish high school. I want to go to college. I want to get a job. I want a normal life.' After City of Glass Simon just wants to get on with his life. City of Glass compliant.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Simon L.
When Authors Go Wild by Not Xander and Heffie reviews
"so, Alec, What is wrong?" "I... I have a confession." Crack fanfic, co writen with ISufferFromHubris at 1:00 in the morning. Careful there is alot of raunchy language later on! Have fun! and enjoy our sleep debrived madness! Its finger licking good!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,481 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010
Selfish by Imogine Jean San Luca reviews
Everyone is selfish. All Magnus ever wanted was Alec. And now he has him all to himself. MALEC. This is my first MI fic. Please give whatever thoughts you can, mean or nice.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Forgetting is Harder Said, Than Done by jadenomy reviews
Magnus 50 years after Alec dies. Just an idea I'm playing with. T for possible future chapters. Might change again.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Magnus B.
Alec Lightwood by Duck Life reviews
Parody of Lady GaGa's "Alejandro". Magnus's POV. Please R&R! Next up, hopefully, because I think I heard it on the radio the other day: Monster.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Black Magic Woman by Chloe Winchester reviews
Someone wants the Book of the White, and there's only one way to get it from Magnus. Alec. The Usual Malec and Clary/Jace nothing more! hurt!Alec set after COG Malec centric
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,267 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
A Through Z by BellaBaby2813 reviews
Jace can have any girl he wants with the snap of a finger. So Magnus comes up with a bet, one girl for each letter of the alphabet in fifty days or Jace gets a makeover; Magnus style. Sounds easy? Of course! Until he gets to C... AU!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,800 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
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Madison Avenue reviews
How did Jace REALLY know about the faerie plum in City of Bones? ONESHOT not counting the epilogue . Reviews appreciated!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Jace W. - Complete
The Cybertronian Stone reviews
The hunt is on for the Allspark, but where is it? Could it be in a particular place called Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011
The Meaning of Magic reviews
Jace is sceptical of magic; it's a dark and elemental thing. So what happens when he and his friends receive letters from Hogwarts? Rated T cause I'm cool like that. COWRITTEN WITH SPECIAL-ROCK!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 10/19/2010
Uncharted Web reviews
"Wait, do you even know what the Internet is?" "It's a net that people share?" Jace, Isabelle and Alec are introduced to the Internet by Clary, Simon and Magnus!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010
When Old Meets New reviews
One night, a stranger arrives on Magnus' doorstep, but only Alec is home. Who is the stranger and what part do they play in Magnus' long history? And how will it affect Alec? T 'cause I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Alec L., Camille B.