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Joined 08-16-10, id: 2498108, Profile Updated: 05-27-15
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi. This is me, in the year 2015. I am graduating from high school exactly a week from now and I just found this account again. The "Last Updated" says 03-26-2011 and that should've been warning enough. To log in, I had to use an AOL email. The username was "emmaluvsbigbird". I will be attending a very nice college in a few months with enough AP credits to graduate a year early. I'm in prom court. As of yesterday, I am a state finalist for tennis. I wanted to delete this, this remnant of my greasy-haired weeaboo past, but I decided against it. Let this be a record in case I ever become too proud. This, my eighth grade account, will keep me modest.

For anyone who's curious, I now enjoy musicals and shows like Community and Psych. I just finally watched Legally Blonde, which is what prompted me to find this again. Actually still mildly proud of that fic.

From hereon out, the profile is authored by my eighth-grade self, who, for the record, hadn't even heard of the Avengers yet. You have been warned.

Hello there! I am *insert name here* and live with my head stuck in the clouds. It would be much appreciated if you could lend me some butter or soap or something to help get me out, because I'm falling behind on schoolwork. Ok, MAYBE that's procrastination, but I need a liable scapegoat. Don't rely on well-scheduled update. These will be as random as me (oh my god, I actually thought I was cool).Let's see, facts about me? Ummm...

First Anime: Avatar: The Last Airbender. Man, I was addicted to that so many years back before I actually knew what anime was.

First Manga: D.N.Angel, lent to me by my friend *insert name here*.

Favorite Anime/Manga: It used to be SUPER FMA but now it's tied with Hetalia. That stuff is like crack...which is what I just wrote!

All Anime/Manga watched/read: In order, Avatar, Teen Titans (if that counts), Soul Eater, D.N.Angel, Fullmetal Alchemist, I think Bleach was next, then Ouran High School Host Club, and like the first 2 chapters of Fruits Basket and Death Note. And now my current obsession, Hetalia. FMA will still hold a special place in my heart, though.

(BBC Merlin started in 2008, didn't it? Why wasn't I watching that?)

HEY, YOU THERE! If you haven't noticed, I write strictly humor. I can't do anything else. However, if you want something with a storyline, suspense, action, and zombies, I suggest you check out my friend, ScratchFox's, fic; Hetalia; Kino Der Toten I think (this was actually really good. If you are still in the slowly-dying Hetalia fandom, check it out). Maybe. If you like romance and paintball, on the other hand, look at my other friend, ChineseNinja's, fic; World Academy(if you do, read it with the knowledge that I now know that I'm a lesbian. It makes my romance with America much better).


OK, this shall be story progress area! Which is pointless because I am only capable of writing oneshots.

A Happy Family

HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE, A MULTIPLE CHAPTERED FIC THAT'S SILL GOING. Yes, it seems I AM capable of it, but these chapters have as much in common with one another as Hetalia episodes. So, yeah. It'll go on for a while, don't worry. I'm CERTAINLY not out of ideas, it's just the writers block that gets me...

Bleach Under the Sea

I don't think I'm going to be finishing it. Sorry! I'm keeping it up, though, for the sole reason that it amuses me (and I kinda accidentally deleted it off my computer).

(ok no I'm deleting this. I never really liked Bleach, I can barely remember it.)

And a little something to annoy the crap out of you if you don't know Kingdom Hearts and can't speak Organizationese...

I am Roxas years old;

My birthday is on Saix Xigbar-Xigbar;

My favorite number is Saix for inside joke reasons;

My second favorite number is Demyx for exactly that reason;

Everybody believes the world will end in Xemnas year because that is the year of Larxene XD;

Marluxia creeps me out. No code there, by the by.


(also, spoiler alert, the world didn't end in 2012. and who tf is Larxene?? and Marluxia??)

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iTorchic and the Philosopher's Stone by iTorchic reviews
A spoof of 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'. King Edward and his Knights of the Circular Table are travel across Amestris to search for a Gate given quest to find the Philosopher's Stone. CRACK. Rated T. Follows the movie! I'm bored again!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
Shenanigans by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Alfred is turned into a cat and is taken in by Russia, who has no idea his cat is actually a fellow nation. Alfred then destroys Ivan's furniture. Comedy ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,799 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Hetalia Carols for the Christmas Season by iTorchic reviews
Tired of the same old Christmas carols every single year? Well, here's some new songs such as "Mother Russia's Coming to Town", "Hit the Bars", "Oh Germany", "I saw Sweden Kissing Santa Claus", and much more. Updated everyday till Christmas. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
Christmas Carols from the FMA Cast! by iTorchic reviews
Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Just in Time for Valentine's Day by Treyen reviews
It's the 13th of February 2010, the place is Athens, Greece, and the nations are peacefully having their Pre-Valentine-Conference. Or they should be: because this time, only one certain Grecian god can know what will happen next. If even he.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,110 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
Seven Pieces of Chalk by Lady Charity reviews
Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,737 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
NO SPOILERS HERE by Carboncreature reviews
Once upon a time, in the magical land of- you know what? how about you just read the story! Crack, nothing serious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Complete
Soul Swap by iTorchic reviews
Edward is having his annual assessment; Tamaki and the host club are cosplaying FMA! What happens when Tamaki and Edward accidentlly swap bodies! How will they get back! Rated T. Tama/Haru, possible Ed/Win. Ouran/FMA Crossover. Mistake put it on FMA board
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,872 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward E., Tamaki S. - Complete
Relationship Status: It's Complicated by crackberries reviews
Welcome to highschool, where stupid is the only thing more prevalent than hormones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,183 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Sugar and Spice and Everything America? by PandaStarz reviews
After getting beat up by France, England makes some imaginary friends who encourage him to use his dark magic in order to create a weapon to beat him. How could anything possibly go wrong?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/9/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Edward's Babysitting Service by UndyingSins reviews
Edward's called to East on an important assignment, but he finds that he's in for a huge surprise on what the assignment entails-taking care of the Vargas Siblings. A job made all the tougher by the Homunculi. Rated T for Romano and Edward.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,535 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Edward E., N. Italy - Complete
I Can Never by gossamer - glass reviews
Rules for what the countries are not allowed to do. Rated T for swearing, sexual innuendo, and violence. First three chapters are the Bad Touch Trio.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
Sunflowers by JoyHeart reviews
One Shot; Russia explains to Lithuania why he wants to become one with all the nations of the world! Once Lithuania hears the reason though, he has his own theory to share.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Matsugo No Mizu by Lily Winterwood reviews
The day began like any other. Written in memory of those who died in the Japan earthquake and tsunamis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Japan, England/Britain - Complete
The Brownie Incident by natcat5 reviews
The reason there are no longer snacks allowed in World Meetings. Because while Canada makes great pancakes, his brownies are not to be trusted. WARNINGS inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Flashlight by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,244 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
THE EPIC TALE OF SUPER AMERICA by flying-mint-bunny reviews
This fic contains the quest of Super!America and Maple Man to retrieve the kidnapped Mc Donalds from the evil Dr. Doitsu and his sidekick, Pasta Boy. Guaranteed to make you go "WTF"! xD I got the prompt from the kink meme :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Strange Professor by Corkboard reviews
That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Isolation by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,710 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
And It's Supposed to be the Day of Love by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Lovina finally agrees to go the Valentine's Dance with Antonio. But not because she likes him or anything!... Gen-flip and Gakuen AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
An' A Bottle O' Rum by Gosangoku reviews
Written for geministar01 for the Secret Santa gift exchange on LJ! When America and Canada at kidnapped by pirates, it's up to England to save them. — US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Best Laid Plans by luffyluffy reviews
Canada tries to read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince without being spoiled. Obv HBP spoilers
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Canada - Complete
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A Happy Family reviews
A series of stories about random days that the 'happy' family of China, Romano, and America go through. If you think that's strange, meet their family and neighborhood! China/Romano, Norway/Taiwan. Oh, you know it's so canon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,764 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - China, S. Italy/Romano
Schadenfreude reviews
America is down and out and feeling really crappy. When Prussia sees how sad he is, it kinda makes him...happy! America learns all about happiness at the misfortune of others, but not without a few examples. Songfic, no pairings. Rated for a good reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2011 - America, Prussia - Complete
There, Right There! reviews
America gets bored and decides to question people's sexual preferences. China and co. decide to join in and that's when the fun of insulting an entire continent comes in! So, tell me; Gay or European? Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/20/2011 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete