Bertie Bott
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Joined 08-09-02, id: 249856, Profile Updated: 04-09-14
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Labyrinth, Twilight, Vampire Diaries, and Avengers.

Voting for the Non-Canon Awards is now open through 4-9, please click the link and give us a vote :) Click HERE.

Currently, Thirsty for Your Love has won 3rd Place Most Promising Crossover at Energize W.I.P., 1st Place Favorite Drama and 2nd Place Favorite NC-17 at Intertwined Eternity Awards, and 1st Place Favorite Drama at the Bloodlust Awards. It also won 1st place in the following categories at the Burning Diamond Awards:Overall Favorite Author, Overall Favorite Story, Best Break-Through Author, Best Drama, Best Romance, Best Damon, Best Dynamic, Best Friendship and Best Kiss.

I'm touched and thrilled that this story I wrote on a whim has resonated with so many. Thank you all for reading - you make my day :)


I've done it! I've buckled and created my very own wordpress site for my fics. For unrated versions of my stories (i.e. steamy lemons), please visit me there and don't forget to follow!

http://bertiebottwrites.wordpress.com/

Youtube Fan trailer for Set My Soul Alight click HERE.

Hello world!

I'm an aspiring author like so many other dedicated members here. My free time is spent listening to diverse music, writing and editing my own original novels, and by thinking of crazy situations to place the Harry Potter kids in. My fanfic interests stretch to include Twilight, Labyrinth, Vampire Diaries, True Blood and Supernatural as well and for my next project I may tackle any combination of them. What I'm currently addicted to right now are Twilight crossover fics, so if you know of some good ones, feel free to PM me the rec!

Up until recently, I managed a Borders Bookstore, but with their bankruptcy I am now a happy, stay at home mom/authoress. I have a degree in Creative Writing from ASU, and in between fics, I write original works for publishing consideration - but here is where I get my writing itch scratched and I still remain a loyal fanfic author.

Currently, I have the pleasure of beta'ing two stories for Kittyinaz. The first is "A Twilighted Tea Shoppe" and the second is "When I Pretend" - they are both amazing reads and I highly encourage you to check them and her other stories out! For the unrated versions (yummy lemons!) visit her wordpress here.

Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you enjoy my stories!

Current fics in progress:

Thirsty for Your Love (Twilight/Vampire Diaries, Damon/Bella) - Damon wouldn't leave me alone until I started writing, lol. While there are none yet, I do foresee lemons for this story so to read the unedited version, visit my wordpress here.

Even Darkness Must Pass (Harry Potter, Cedric/Hermione) - I'm picking this back up again, although Thirsty for Your Love is my main priority. I don't see this being one of my longer stories, so I anticipate t being around 10-15 chapters when all's said and done, and I imagine there'll be a lemon or two :) Click here for the unrated version.

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Stealing Twilight's Swan by Dr Harleen Frances Quinzel reviews
Yeah I want pepperoni, hamburger, jalapenos, extra cheese... Sir, this is the white house. How did you get this number? Huh, well let me tell you a story... RATED MATURE FOR A REASON! NOT FOR CHILDREN! Deadpool aka Wade Wilson/Bella Swan pairing.
Crossover - Twilight & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,812 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 3/26 - [Bella, Deadpool/Wade W.]
Behind The Stained Glass-Mind (Adopted from Jinx Dodson) by Dr Harleen Frances Quinzel reviews
Bella finds herself in Gotham City after spending a few years in the asylum back in Seattle. With a scattered memory, years of shock therapy, meds etc... how will she adapt to the new life? Selina Kyle takes her under her wing. However Selena has plans of her own for Bella. She seeks a bit of revenge for the loss of her friend Harley. Is Bella just what she needs? (Adopted)
Crossover - Nightwing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 144,268 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 3/1 - [Dick G./Nightwing, Bella]
Entwined by Justabitoftime reviews
A bond, centuries old, has finally completed, and the Volturi Kings have found their mate at last. But when the Spirits unite old enemies, what new dangers could be lurking on the horizon? *B/A/M/C, Wolf-pack, vampires. Lemons. Poly, no-slash.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,010 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/16 - Aro, Bella, Caius, Marcus
Fire And Brimstone by Dr Harleen Frances Quinzel reviews
What happens when James's attack literally ignites something within Bella Swan? Something big enough to cause havoc and fear amongst those around her. Even the Cullen's? Why does everyone turn their backs to Bella and how will she deal with her new life as a mutant? Humor, Romance, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Family, Horror, Suspense, Mystery. MATURE THEMES such as sex and language!
Crossover - X-Men & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,706 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 1/13 - [Kurt W./Nightcrawler, Bella] - Complete
Taking The Plunge by Dr Harleen Frances Quinzel reviews
Sequel to Sex, Lies, and Wolverine. Rated MATURE! Explicit content! Read at own risk!
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 119,191 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 1/26 - [Wolverine, Bella]
Postcard From The Big Apple by Dr Harleen Frances Quinzel reviews
Peter lost Uncle Ben not long ago. He's just discovering himself and what he's capable of. When the new girl across the street moves in. It seems however, she's got some secrets of her own. What's she hiding? And how will she react; when she finds out who Peter Parker truly is.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,910 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Bella, Peter P./Spider-Man]
Smallville City Limits by Dr Harleen Frances Quinzel reviews
Longtime friends of the Kent's come to visit, but at the worst time possible. During, the meteor shower, that hit the very day, a special boy came into their lives. What happens though, when Bella finds herself, without a father, and her mother in a coma? Please read and review. Bella/Clark K./Superman pairing.
Crossover - Smallville & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 125,982 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Clark K./Superman, Bella] [Lex L., Lana L.]
Shield Mates by Dr Harleen Frances Quinzel reviews
What's a small town girl to do; when she finds herself wanting more? She enlist... With a god for a best friend, a beast for a father, and an all American Hero as a lover? Hooah!
Crossover - Twilight & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,193 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 2/15 - [Bella, Captain America/Steve R.]
As Fate Would Have It by LivingInALostGeneration reviews
(Slightly Revised) - Is there such thing as Fate and Destiny? - Two lonely souls facing rejection and heart-break. One; drifting, seeking. The other; sitting, waiting. What happens when their world's collide? Can they heal other other? Inspiration from 'Fade' by Jakwob ft Maiday... Twilight/TVD - Bella/Damon
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Bella, Damon S.]
Reflections by mommy4thomas reviews
Bella takes a walk reflecting on the past year of her life. She looks back on moments of both sorrow and joy. She feels gratitude for her new friends in Mystic Falls, especially a certain dark haired Salvatore. Rated M for violence and language. This is a one-shot.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/27 - [Bella, Damon S.] - Complete
Every Captive Soul by SLovingLecter reviews
After saving Edward from the Volturi, Bella begins dreaming about her meeting with Aro. Having decided she can't forgive and forget, she begins her own Journey back to Volterra and back to the man who haunts her sleep.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,936 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Aro, Bella
Behind The Stained Glass-Mind by Jinx Dodson reviews
Adopted By Dr Harleen Frances Quinzel Thanks!
Crossover - Nightwing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Dick G./Nightwing, Bella]
Sex, Lies, And Wolverine by Dr Harleen Frances Quinzel reviews
What happens when Bella's finally had enough of Edward's crap? He dumps her and something in Bella Swan snaps. What part will a certain beloved X-Men play in her life? Will he get her to come out of that shell of hers? MATURE! FOR A DAMN GOOD REASON! One Shot Story... Will consider otherwise if enough interest is taken. Bella/Logan aka Wolverine pairing.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,607 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 1/25 - [Wolverine, Bella] - Complete
Bloodlust Awards by vampires-suck1993 reviews
BLOODLUST AWARDS 2013 - WINNERS ANNOUNCED! - Wordpress link on Profile: Nominations Want to show how much you care for your wonderful twilight/vampire diaries crossover authors? Want to give recognition to a particular story or an author? Why not nominate some of these for a bloodlust awards? Read more to find out how you can show your appreciation to this dedicated authors.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013
2013 Intertwined Eternity Awards by katmaymason reviews
Important Intertwined Eternity Awards 2013, a way to show your favorite author appreciation. Vampire Diaries/Twilight Vampire Diaries/Originals Link to blogger and more information inside.
Crossover - Vampire Diaries & Originals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2013
Walking with an Angel by DevonF reviews
Super/TWD/Twi crossover sequel to Dread the Silence. Dean, Cas, Sam and Bella closed the gates of Hell and now the Damned walk the Earth. How will our heroes stop the Zombie apocalypse? Can it even be stopped? and will someone unexpected hold the key. Rated M for language and probable gore. Read and review, concrit welcome.
Crossover - Supernatural & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,645 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Castiel, Daryl D.
When A Phoenix Cries: Hermione by FalconLux reviews
Not your average time travel fic, I promise. No time turner, no going back to the future, and does Hermione still belong in Griffindor? A tale of romance, adventure, and maybe a better future for everyone. Slightly AU. Rated M for language, themes, violence, and some possible smut eventually. PART 2 COMING SOON!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,358 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Fix You by AllyDLV reviews
Sequel to Shattered. After Bella turns, Damon takes her under his wing, and teaches her to embrace her new life. Her shattered heart has mended, but is it ready to open up again?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 139,341 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Bella, Damon S.
Getting Forked Up In Washington by Jinx Dodson reviews
Dean finds himself on a case in Forks and he's not too happy about it either. He ends up working on this case with Charlie Swan and finds out that he's the father of the girl he has the hots for. Not only that but it seems Bella has some secrets of her own. He finds himself wanting to stake a certain vampire and invest in a shock collar for a dirty wolfboy. What else lies ahead? R&
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 152,401 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [Dean W., Bella] - Complete
Voldemort's Failsafe by FalconLux reviews
TOMIONE! When Hermione is captured at Malfoy Manor, she does not escape with the boys. What happens when Voldemort arrives? What happens if he finds something unexpected in Hermione? This will be a time-travel fic. Eventually. Rated M for a reason. Torture, murder, sexual themes, other adult themes, adult language. All the good stuff! - ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,805 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.]
Those Who Play With Fire by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
As war hero Hermione Granger and labyrinth defeater Sarah Williams know, there are always prices for playing with dangerous men. Oneshot LuciusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
It started with a book by Shiv5468 reviews
Now completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,913 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Dancing Stars: Take me higher by Crystalnia reviews
Hermione Granger meets Peter Pan, who whisks her off to Neverland, but there may be a stowaway on this trip. DMHG or PPHG not sure yet.Rating higher then the other version: PG-13 version found under Peter Pan
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,657 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Absinthe of Reason by Mundungus42 reviews
An ill timed toast binds Hermione and her friends to a difficult and potentially humiliating task. SSHG, contains rude bits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Set My Soul Alight reviews
Bella's life takes a horrible turn after Edward leaves her so she makes a call to the one person she could always count on to be there for her. Through him, she meets a whole team of heroes and eventually crosses paths with a god with a chip on his shoulder…
Crossover - Twilight & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,688 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 2/7 - [Bella, Loki] [Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.]
Thirsty for Your Love reviews
AU New Moon. Bella's lost herself to despair after being abandoned by Edward and finds herself on the cusp of giving up. Meanwhile, Damon's been drifting aimlessly since opening the tomb and discovering Katherine's betrayal. One day Laurent corners Bella in the meadow, but it's not Jake who appears to the rescue...
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,859 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Bella, Damon S.]
This Left Feels Right reviews
Sometimes life throws you a curve ball right when you need it most. Damon is asked to visit an old friend by someone he can't say no to. When he gets to Forks, though, it's not a family of vampires he finds waiting for him, but an angry girl who just might give his life the new direction he's been seeking...
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/20 - [Bella, Damon S.] - Complete
Carpe Diem reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Even Darkness Must Pass reviews
Times are dark. What would a man do to save the woman he loves? What can Cedric Diggory do to protect Hermione Granger in the wake of devestation? Is it possible for there to be a light at the end of a long, dark tunnel?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,413 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - [Hermione G., Cedric D.]
Moonlight Sonata reviews
oneshot...She spent the rest of the night playing beautiful, haunting melodies for him because, in the end, there was nothing else she could do. HermioneVoldemort Post War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2006 - [Hermione G., Voldemort] - Complete
Pawn to Queen reviews
As Sarah grows she transforms from a pawn to a Queen...A Goblin Queen if Jareth has anything to say about it... This is now a one-shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Complete
Mister Cellophane reviews
Rating for further chapters-NOT a songfic... A potion gone wrong turns Severus invisible. It's amazing the things one can learn when people think that they're only talking to themselves. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,251 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
It's Not Fair reviews
Sarah may have won the battle, but in the end, Jareth won the war...first Laby fic...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Complete
The Waiting Game reviews
Hermione Granger never knew that being dead would be so hard, especially when she's going to Heaven... My first post! Please RR...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2002 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete