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I guess i should update this soon. Fuck the daily mail and never let them take you alive. Unleash The Fucking Bats!

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Educated Virgin by cbeth88 reviews
While recruiting, Charles finds Erik, a powerful mutant in London. But when he tracks him down, Erik isn't exactly what he expected to find. A prostitute!Erik fic
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Caramel Sex Tapes by AshesTheTerrible reviews
AHHH! WHATS L DOING IN THE SHOWER? AHHH! LIGHT WATCHING GAY PORN? WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE POOR COOKIES L? intrested? read and find out! *L's POV*/LXHis hand?/LXLight/ YAOI!in later chapters
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,619 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y.
Rassilon, What Is She Doing? by bow-to-my-tie reviews
The Doctor has a certain Rose Tyler snuggled up next to him, and his thoughts go absolutely wild. But what he doesn't know is Rose has a crazy plan to get the Time-Lord to make a move on her. Will the plan work, or will he go insane from lust first? 10/Rose cuteness.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,063 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.]
Seducing The Doctor by Used To Write reviews
Rose is pretty sure that the Doctor wants her as much as she wants him. Smut with a story. Lots of sexual tension. Nine x Rose pairing. Mature content.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,881 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Unwritten History by mamazano reviews
A continuing story of our immortal Captains, Jack Sparrow and Will Turner. Jack takes temporary employment at the British Museum of Natural History.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,829 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Undisclosed Desires by DanceWithMeUntilSunrise reviews
Light won't admit his dreams to L, despite L hears him at night. LxLight Lemons included
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/11/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Where the Wild Things Are by smileanddoitanyway reviews
College!AU. Castiel and Dean meet in a no name faraway bar and have wild, completely uninhibited sex. Which is fine, except the usually stoic and severe Castiel has to remember each and every horrifying detail every day because Dean is his new professor.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,861 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
The Perks of Gardening by lotus-brody reviews
Bruce gets Tony to help him in his rooftop garden. Certain Things follow. Tony/Bruce
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Just One of the Guys by MurderingxMyxTeddyxBear reviews
Blair Hunter is far from average. Everything from her funky hair to her well-worn Chucks screams ODD! But when a favor to a friend lands her in an all-boys boarding school, things get just plain weird. A few new friends might be able to help. Que MCR!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,575 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
UnExpected by Amerie0227 reviews
Home is the place where when you have to go there, they have to take you in-right? At least that's what Buffy had hoped, but when she returned to the Wizarding World she had left it wasn't exactly all proverb-y as she had liked
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 350,153 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Again by namichan89 reviews
Playing chess has never been that hot and interesting - then Charles and Erik came along. Rated M for Lemon/Slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Rain Dance by LilySparrow18 reviews
Will finds Jack dancing in the rain. Slash! Dont read if you dont like guy/guy sex. Please dont hurt me it's my first fic ;D Oh and I dont own these two sexy bastards but boy if I did ;O Chapter 8 is here, it's queer, GET USED TO IT ;
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,337 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Messages in a Dysfunctional Workplace by Black-Dranzer-1119 reviews
L wants Light and Light is being naive. How long will it take until L finally gets what he wants, when he shouldn't want it to begin with. LXLight lemons. PWP Co-authored by Jesus-of-suburbia2o2o
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 146,428 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - L, Light Y.
Death Note: The Yaoi Outtakes by Arciam reviews
Well, Light and L have feelings for each other, as much is obvious for most of us. But why didn't they do anything about it? They tried, but failed miserably xD The yaoi outtakes of Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Switched by MurderingxMyxTeddyxBear reviews
After a strange runin with a spiritual Japanese woman Max and Lissa switch bodies! Are these worst enemies really who they thought eachother to be or is there more to the picture? They must learn to work together to reverse the spell before time runs out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,567 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Max, Lissa - Complete
The Road Trip Of Insanity by HieiDragonFire reviews
L , Light , Near , Misa and Mellow go on a road trip. Chaos ensues. I DO NOT OWN DEATH NOTE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,310 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
100 Themes Challenge Death Note Oneshots of Doom by Holli-chan reviews
100 Themes Challenge with Death Note Oneshots. Some of them may be extremely random. Mostly MattxMello and LxLight with some other crap drabbled in. LOTS OF YAOI-NESS SO.... don't complain if you don't like that kind of stuff. ;D Rating May Change
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,182 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010
A Game Death note fanfic by qurota ayuni reviews
It was just a game, a battle only the two of them can fight. Then, after a night... shall we say it turns out to something more? Now with a plot! LxLight disclaimer I do not own death note
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,138 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - L, Light Y.
Jump Into the Fire by Ilandere Okami reviews
Light has gotten his memories back but they're tainted...with memories of L. When he realizes his feelings for the man, will he do whatever it takes to save him? Will L make it out alive? LxLight, lemons, realistic as possible
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,988 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Death Doll by crematosis reviews
AU Instead of a Death Note, a doll is dropped from the shinigami realm. What is Light to do when he realizes that this 'doll' is quite a lot of trouble? LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,843 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - L, Light Y.
I Should Be Angry by Brat-Child3 reviews
L is waiting for Light to return home. The only problem is L's not even sure what he's doing there. He's been dead for two days, and not being able to eat sweets is really starting to annoy him. One-Shot, Yaoi, LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Sexcapades of Raito Yagami and L Lawliet by Grimm-kitty-kun reviews
Update 2/15/09. A series of sexy one/two-shots featuring our two favorite boys L and Raito Light . Spoiler Warning! Lemons, Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,329 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - L, Light Y.
Death Note Alphabet by Dragonrider4000 reviews
Death Note AU after episode 25, meaning that L catches Light as Kira and lives. L and Light search for a killer who seems to know the Death Note rules, while coming to terms with the developing feelings they have for each other... LxLight with MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,476 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Something for L's Birthday by L.Is.Cute reviews
First One-shot! Just some random Light x L Halloween fun. No real plot. Hints of a lemon, hint's of Misa bashing. Hope you like it!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Paparazzi Love Story by recipe for insanity reviews
L takes on the paparazzi after they question his sexual orientation. Only when Matsuda, Misa and Light decide to help with damage control, do things really get out of hand! In the end, both L and Light realize there just may be some truth to those rumors.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,467 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Engel Tokio Hotel Fanfic by Xhaan reviews
A Fanfic about Tokio Hotel - the most amazing band ever! No twincest.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,571 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008
Computers 101 by s-chan.the.insane reviews
Light has asked L for a day off, and the detective agrees. But while he is gone, something happens to Light's laptop and L doesn't know what to do about it. Can the detective figure out how to fix it before the teen comes home?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008
Meeting Betsy by fee-kh reviews
Spike and Buffy on a road trip.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 12/7/2005
The Adventures of Sparrow and Turner by CommodoreJewlz reviews
Jack Sparrow and Will Turner have a lot of adventure ahead of them. These are the scenes that never made the big screen, or DVD for that matter. Full explanation inside.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,135 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/20/2005