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Joined 08-17-10, id: 2499907, Profile Updated: 03-05-14
Author has written 3 stories for Toy Story, and Sherlock.

I just read stuff now, k?

This is where most of my time is spent

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Be A Good Girl, Kanaya by The Indecent Nerd reviews
Kanaya comes back from a 'Straight Camp' and claims to be cured. Rose Lalonde thinks this is utter bullshit.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,852 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Rose L., Kanaya M. - Complete
A very StarKid Summer by CharlieTubs reviews
A RL StarKid fan-fic. I do not know Team StarKid, but I love them deeply.
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,665 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
Archetypes by Vauseman reviews
AU. Piper and Alex meet in detention at Litchfield High School, forming an instant attraction to one another. When strange occurrences start to plague Piper, it becomes clear that it is not just Alex and Larry that have an invested interest in the blonde. Piper must deal with conflicting feelings, imminent dangers, and all the struggles of being a senior in high school. Piper/Alex
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,519 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Piper C., Alex V.
Green Roses by Mrs. Boojangles reviews
When Harley is beaten within an inch of her life, something in her drastically changes. With Ivy at her side, can she fight the demons in her life and move forward? Or will the Joker kill what he can no longer have? Harley/Ivy. M for content, sex, and language.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,194 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
A Child Amoung Them by Velvet Shadow reviews
For the first time a child has arrived at Arkham and the Rogue Gallery has taken an interest.But after a few years Batman also takes notice and seperates the family.This sets a series of events in motion including the unvieling of Gothem's newest threat.You don't mess with family. Constructive critisism welcome and rating may change
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,118 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
What Happens on Tour, Stays on Tour by ravenclawdancer4999 reviews
What do nerf guns, late night snack adventures, and pranks have in common? All are a part of the various antics and shenanigans that the Starkids will encounter while on tour. Takes place before and during Apocalyptour.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,929 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012
Sugar Baby by Holdim reviews
I planned never to write FanFiction, and disliked stories where the main characters had a child. It seemed only natural then that my first ever FanFic deals with the joys and difficulties faced by Sweedy when Candy becomes pregnant. Rated T for references to sexual and violent situations (as expected regarding a story about parenthood and Sweedy). Complete!
Holy Musical [email protected]! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,387 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Sweet Tooth, Candy - Complete
A Very Hungry Games by rons-excited-owl reviews
We've heard it all before. Twelve districts, twenty-four tributes, one victor. But these tributes might seem a little familiar... StarKids?
Starship - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,941 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012
Inside Eden's Mind by Gates of Tartarus reviews
A look inside the mind of one of Gotham's least understood, and most dangerous, villains. Pamela Lillian Isley, 5' 9", 152 lbs, currently being treated by the recently hired psychiatrist, Dr. Hazel Birch. Rated M in later chapters
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 85,348 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Poison Ivy - Complete
A Very Starkid Scavenger Hunt by ravenclawdancer4999 reviews
On opening night of SPACE tour, the Starkids receive a challenge from Darren. If they can follow a series of riddles around Ann Arbor, they will receive a very special gift... Set the day before SPACE tour begins.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
Diamonds and Spades by Riverhaze reviews
It's been five years. Five years since Harley has returned to sanity, but her return to Gotham will not go unnoticed no matter who she claims to be. Rated T for themes/language, currently being updated/refreshed
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,296 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harley Q., Joker, Pamela I., S. Kyle
The Madness of Two by Lexwing reviews
*From Harley's POV* A Sequel to "The Ballad of Harley Quinn." Harley tells Poison Ivy about life with the Joker. A tale in twelve parts.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,517 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Ballad of Harley Quinn COMPLETE by Lexwing reviews
Going crazy might be the shortest trip I've even taken. *From Harley's POV*
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,092 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
No Good Deed by kerithwyn reviews
Welcome to Arkham. Dark. [Gen]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Complete
A Lily For Harley by Allaine reviews
Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy share the perfect island paradise. Or do they? Not part of the Allergies series.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Complete
Kiss From a Rose by Allaine reviews
Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn visit Gotham after being absent for over a year. A sequel to "Life Don't Have to be No Bed of Roses". Nuff said.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,300 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/14/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003
Perfect Opportunity by Allaine reviews
Poison Ivy receives a tempting offer, but she's not completely convinced. Takes place between Chapter 5 and 6 in "Life Don't Have to be No Bed of Roses".
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/1/2002 - Published: 9/28/2002
Wrath by Allaine reviews
In this prequel to "It's Just Allergies" an enraged Poison Ivy vents her anger on a plant specially created for that purpose. It gets out of control, however.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/21/2002 - Published: 8/20/2002
Life Don't Have to be No Bed of Roses by Allaine reviews
The Joker was bound to interfere in Harley and Ivy’s relationship. Will it survive? Will they? Sequel to “It’s Just Allergies”.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,076 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/29/2002 - Published: 4/3/2002
It's Just Allergies by Allaine reviews
When Poison Ivy's well-being is threatened by an unexpected source, Harley Quinn wants her to know she doesn't have to be alone anymore. My first Batman fic, so R&R is very appreciated.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,851 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/3/2002 - Published: 2/13/2002
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Toby reviews
Super super short fic from Molly's cat's point of view
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Molly Hooper - Complete
Acrostic Toys reviews
Bad title. Acrostic Poems about Toy Story. They'll be short, but still fun!
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Toy Story Poem reviews
A little poem I wrote about the Toy Story movies. I hope you like it. Reviws appriciated
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete