EvilChick13
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Joined 08-17-10, id: 2499949, Profile Updated: 08-17-12
Author has written 5 stories for Vampire Diaries, Lord of the Rings, Sherlock, and Supernatural.

Hello! *waves* I am EvilChick13. I am a crazy teenager who spends far too much time on the internet. Doing what, you might ask. Well, generally obsessing over things, mainly Sherlock. This is just the beginning of the first stage of my plan to take over the world. How, you may ask. And I would respond that you are insane if you think that I'm going to tell you - whoever you are. Probably some lost person wondering the great and vast spaces of the internet. Or maybe you have heard something about my plan?I won't let you steal my most brilliant idea of awesomeness!


My Stories

Caroline - in progress, as always. I have some ideas that might eventually end up being posted, but no promises. If you have any suggestions please tell me.

Salem - The fourth and final chapter will be up next, and (if I succeed) it will be the funniest chapter yet.

Of Dark Nights and Rings of Power - This may not be continued. Sorry.

Note - One-shot.

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Mean World, Cold Eye by LoveSupreme reviews
Erik is a journalist in a small town assigned to cover the paranormal investigation of a notoriously haunted house. Not that he believes in that kind of stuff. But Charles Xavier, host of the Discovery Channel's Ghost Trackers certainly does believe in that sort of stuff. In fact, he and his investigative team have rather devoted their lives to converting disbelievers such as Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 138,906 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
It's Complicated by Hannah Lynn McDonald reviews
*GENERAL SPOILERS FOR THE SHOW* *SPECIFIC SPOILERS FOR DEATH IN EPISODE 'LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP'* "What about death?" "It's a complicated relationship."
Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Henry M. - Complete
Beat of a Treasure by Idlesana reviews
For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,935 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 4,391 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Losing Control by MaiTai1327 reviews
Hannibal plans everything with great care, and slowly, effectively he gets inside Will's head, trying to manipulate him into madness. He is close to winning. But, at one point, things start to go awry... Alternative storyline after season 1 ep 10. Hannibal/Will, dark romance.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,842 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Will G., Hannibal L.] - Complete
10880 Malibu Point by renegadewriter8 reviews
Because 10880 Malibu Point wasn't just an address. SPOILERS FOR IRON MAN 3!
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Jarvis, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
The Order of Avalon: The Emrys Quest by Stealth Dragon reviews
All Merlin ever wanted was to be a mechanic in peace without anyone giving him grief for the magic he was born with. But his life is flipped upside down when he is sucked into an epic adventure alongside the famous protectors of the realm, The Order of Avalon, as they set out in search of the mysterious Emrys. Magic, mechanical dragons and swashbuckling abounds. Steampunk AU, Gen.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,712 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Misdialed by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,100 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Man's Best Friend by Dracophile reviews
AU retell Monroe is hunted by someone, so he's hiding as a wolf. However he meets Nick who, thinking he's a stray, takes him in with Juliet just as he discovers he's a Grimm. It's easier to get dragged into cases on a leash... eventual Monroe/Nick
Grimm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,265 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Monroe, Nick B.
Hysterical by Scented-Marker-Sniffer reviews
Neil realized he had never seen Norman laugh. And well... That just had to change.
ParaNorman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Neil D., Norman B. - Complete
Carrying the Torch by chappysmom reviews
Just in time for the 2012 London Olympics, Sherlock discovers John's hidden passion for the Games—but it turns out, there's so much more to it than just sports.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Home Is Where the Heart Is by Ayra Sei Ethari reviews
Kinkmeme prompt: Erik really wishes his family would stop fostering abused mutant kids. One nearly burst his eardrums, and another blew the roof off. Literally. Then his mother brings home little Charles Xavier, who promptly steals Erik's heart.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,327 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
3,554 miles by PaperPrince reviews
AU Bored and lonely Sherlock starts a long distance friendship with one Captain John Watson. Things quickly develop and they start dating... slash! Rated M for mentions of past abuse, swearing and smut!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,650 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Another Quixotic Crusade by wtchcool reviews
Someone's being framed for murder, and for once, it isn't Vince Faraday. Time to get ready to find a killer. Cape? Check. Hockey stick? Check. UST? Check. Peter/Vince & Harry/Bob. Complete. It is NOT necessary to have seen both shows in order to read.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Cape - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - [Bob/Hrothbert of Bainbridge, H. Dresden] [Vince F./The Cape, Chess/Peter F.] - Complete
Four Plus One by Kimauri reviews
Formerly "Four Happy Endings That Never Were". A series of 5 part oneshots, featuring characters from the Lorax. Currently open to prompts.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,638 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - The Lorax, The Once-ler
In The Catacombs of My Mind by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
I dive into my Mind Palace, winding through corridors and down into the Catacombs, where all my secrets are hidden. In this sanctuary, I have a special chamber for my imagination that I use for my Guilty Pleasure. .:. Johnlock. NOW WITH SEQUEL ATTACHED.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,596 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not His Wizard by seize the fire reviews
Morgan is being his usual pleasant self, which would be fine if John Marcone didn't happen to see and disapprove.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/14/2012 - H. Dresden, J. Marcone - Complete
There's Always a Loophole by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Could it really be that simple to duplicate what Uncle Justin had done?
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2012 - H. Dresden, Bob/Hrothbert of Bainbridge - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,619 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2959 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Denial and Other Rivers by Macx reviews
Fic to this prompt: So, Eddie totally doesn't have a crush. Not on a straight dude who has a girlfriend. He seriously doesn't. Except that he kind of does. And it turns out Nick has his own not-a-crush situation going on.
Grimm - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Nick B., Monroe - Complete
Malleus Maleficarum by wugglyump reviews
Victims of the Parasite Spell have only a short while before their power is drained completely. When Abigail Williams wakes in Drake Stone's penthouse, she proposes they work together to save themselves. Can they find Horvath in time?
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,654 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Drake Stone, Abigail Williams
In the Forests of the Night by Kate1221 reviews
After Dumbledore's death Snape becomes the much hated new Headmaster of Hogwarts. Among all the misery, the presence of the quaint Luna Lovegood is the only thing that brightens Snape's day. That is, until the Dark Lord captures her ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,514 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Severus S., Luna L.
The Orcus' Tale by PcKtmouse reviews
When the Legacy comes under attack from an unexpected source Jim finds himself batteling not only with his demons but those of the galley cook as well. Rated for slight language.
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Jim Hawkins, Long John silver
Phobia by Cooper Sterling reviews
So...We all know Columbus mentioned he had a number of phobias....Perhaps its time the rest of them were brought to light. Featuring snakes, spiders, storms, and more! Fluffy Talumbus goodness!
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,101 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee
Damon Salvatore, to the Rescue by Honeeym reviews
It's the third time that he has to give up what he is doing and go to her rescue. He doesn't like it. "Damn it, Caroline, why don't you ever listen?" - Damon Salvatore, the hero?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Damon S., Caroline F. - Complete
The Perfection of Death by Rhanon Brodie reviews
A trip through Caroline's mind, from start to blinding finish, and how she finds her way as a vampire. I'm going to christen this with a new term: Damroline. There, I did it. Caroline / Damon, probably AU and slight OOC if you're really looking.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,821 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Caroline F., Damon S. - Complete
Losing Mary by Eldalie reviews
How to write original characters in the Tolkienverse and escape the clutches of Mary Sue. MEFA 2011 Nominee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Sorcerer's Apprentice by Raven of Aserath reviews
What if David was a girl named Danielle? What if her childhood was a bit worse than one "nervous breakdown" incident? What if she was determined from the start to do whatever it took to make Balthazar happy? FemDave. My first story. .
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Dave S., Balthazar B.
Every Hug by TheProblematique reviews
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
And on the Seventh day by Barcardivodka reviews
Lorne had absolutely no idea how bad his week was going to be. But there is always light at the end of the tunnel, right?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,468 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - E. Lorne - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6278 - Favs: 4,253 - Follows: 3,852 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
this is how i fall by Vanus Empty reviews
Frau was pretty sure he was doomed when Teito turned around and smiled. Frito.
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Frau, Teito K. - Complete
Famous Last Words by IncandescentKitsune reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Of His Light by XME reviews
Based off The Secret Sharer, by Joseph Conrad. In Leggatt's POV, after he leaves the ship.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Cursed by Settiai reviews
Maybe there was a curse.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Radek Z., E. Lorne - Complete
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Protection reviews
"Not that kind of protection, Cas," said Dean. "You use one of these." Cas picked up the box and read. "Ultra-Strength Condoms."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Note reviews
"John wasn't okay. And why should he be? He'd just lost his best friend." Post-Reichenbach Falls angst.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Dark Nights and Rings of Power reviews
Wherein a witch is accidentally sent to Middle Earth, and joins the quest to destroy the ring of power. 10th walker. OC/Aragorn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Aragorn
Salem reviews
Wherein Damon gets a cat, and a fanfiction like no other is born.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Damon S.
Caroline reviews
Unrelated stories and drables about Caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Caroline F.