Episcopal Percussionist
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Joined 08-17-10, id: 2500043, Profile Updated: 04-07-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Yo, I'm (THE!) Episcopal Percussionist, and I'm an Episcopal guy from New England.

My hobbies include drumming, running, swimming, eating, and reading ShikaChou stories secretly. My goal is to write stories that actually have the mindsight of a man in mind. In other words, My stories will be about guys, by a guy, and not about guys, by some ugly fangirl who doesn't know jack about being an actual guy and who's never kissed a guy.

Things that annoy me:

-When fangirls categorize couples, fiction or real, into "Semes" and "Ukes".

-When people aren't nice.

-When people have those "If... then copy and paste this" things on their profiles.

-When people have that "I'm... so I must..." list in their profiles. Honestly, Half the things on that list no one has even though of before.

-Guys with tight jeans and skater hair that they need to swish to get it out of their face. When I see one, I want to hurt him.

-Drama Queens.

-Republicans/neoconservatives/bigots.

-Fundamentalist religions.

Things I like:

-Girls.

-The Episcopal Church!!

-Hot Episcopal girls.

-Drumming.

-God.

Reading Fanfiction!

If you reviewed my stories, I would greatly appreciated it.

Update: Slowly sinking back in to writing fanfiction. Kinda like a hot tub. Anyways, Updates and new stories will be arriving soon.

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The Price of Love I by JaydenNara reviews
Two friends are sent on a fake mission to stop their fighting after a accidental encounter, but Shikamaru and Kiba are attacked leaving Shikamaru worse for wear. Emotional damaged, Shikamaru tries to heal and only Kiba can help him through it.Being redone
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,324 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N.
Delicious Kiss by 01LoVsTaR10 reviews
"I want to wait for the right girl, or boy." Choji wants his first kiss to be speacial, but two of his best friends Ino and Sakura have other plans for that first kiss that will probably change the boy's heart forever. Too bad Shika isn't helping either
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Chōji A., Itachi U. - Complete
A Spring Kind of Silence by coincident reviews
A love story interrupted is still a love story. KisaIta/AU/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Shikamaru and Chouji by Mookie Man reviews
My first and probably only story, I don't usually write stories. About Shikamaru's feelings for Chouji, there's a possibility I'll make more chapters, probably not though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A.
Moving On by Victoria Levi reviews
The past is the past, the present is now. It is time to move on. Written for a challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Chōji A., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Secrets by Victoria Levi reviews
You are never too old to have a school girl crush. one shot crack pairing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Tsunade S., Chōji A. - Complete
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An Awkward Bench reviews
Chouji has a revelation, Shikamaru exposes his anxious side, yet some things never change. A quaint One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Tales From Lake Okina Sakana: Kankuro and Tsume reviews
My first in a series of extended one-shots. The first: Kankuro and Tsume. Yes, you heard me correctly . There aren't enough stories of the two of them. TsuKank, with some TemaChou.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Kankuro, Tsume I.
From the Dance Floor to the School Desk reviews
After a night at the club, Chouji's high school life changes when he falls in love with Temari, a teacher intern, and others come out with their feelings to the Akimichi. ChouTema, ShikaChou, ChouSasu, and so much more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Chōji A., Temari