Author has written 11 stories for Vampire Kisses, Bloodline series, Kate Cary, Mortal Instruments, Grossology, Merlin, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and Avatar: Last Airbender.
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The gay community
Kaki (Preppy pants)
Men with squeaky voices (not gay guys)
My fav Quotes:
1. Just because you call an electric eeile a rubber duckie dosen't make it a rubber duckie. God help the poor bastard who tries to take a bath with that rubber duckie.
2. God is good, god is great, god made me gay instead of strait.
3. 96% of teenage girls would die if robert pattinson was on top of a sky skraper about to jump, rate if you were the 4% that would push him off.
4. I am...Dracula
5. Mulan: Oh, no! I gotta tell Shang I love him. -drives horse foward- Shang...Shang. Shang: It's an ambush!
6. Quincy: I swear, if John turns that wench seward, I'll shove him into the sunlight.
Here is what I think about some book characters
Edward: He's a f*ing fairy! point proven. He cheated on cho w/ bella. Stalker, petafile.
Bella: Mary sue
Jacob: Discrace to shapeshifters, not werewolfs. Obsessive. He forced himself onto bella. Also, he went after bellas kid, manwhore.
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