Queen Elsa Of Arendale
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Joined 08-17-10, id: 2500353, Profile Updated: 11-28-10
Author has written 8 stories for Vampire Kisses, Bloodline series, Kate Cary, Mortal Instruments, and Grossology.

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Personal info:


Likes:

gummy bears

Creepy stuff

The childs play movies (chucky)

Vampires

Big books

goth rock music

My friends

Anime/manga

Art

The gay community


Dislikes:

Twilight

Justin beaver

Twilight fangirls

Hanna montanna

Pink (color)

Kaki (Preppy pants)

Men with squeaky voices (not gay guys)


My fav Quotes:

1. Just because you call an electric eeile a rubber duckie dosen't make it a rubber duckie. God help the poor bastard who tries to take a bath with that rubber duckie.

2. God is good, god is great, god made me gay instead of strait.

3. 96% of teenage girls would die if robert pattinson was on top of a sky skraper about to jump, rate if you were the 4% that would push him off.

4. I am...Dracula

5. Mulan: Oh, no! I gotta tell Shang I love him. -drives horse foward- Shang...Shang. Shang: It's an ambush!

6. Quincy: I swear, if John turns that wench seward, I'll shove him into the sunlight.

Here is what I think about some book characters

Twilight

Edward: He's a f*ing fairy! point proven. He cheated on cho w/ bella. Stalker, petafile.

Bella: Mary sue

Jacob: Discrace to shapeshifters, not werewolfs. Obsessive. He forced himself onto bella. Also, he went after bellas kid, manwhore.

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A Tangled Web by LolliGurlz reviews
My first fan fiction! Once Hannah leaves the Trancy Manor, Alois hires a new maid. Lucy Blake is a mysterious girl, who's now being watched closely by Claude. At first Lucy and Alois hate each other, but will Lucy get caught in the Spider's Web? LEMON in chapter seven. Please R&R. AloisxOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,786 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Alois T., OC
Even in Death I Shall Always Dream of You by DoroTastesLikeDinosaur reviews
It all started with a dream. A single dream about her ex-lover and husband, Valentine. She knew that the dream wasn't just a dream, it was something more. Something she didn't think would change her life. *Spoilers from Book 3-4 and ongoing fanfic*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Jocelyn F., Valentine M.
Roman Goes to Kindergarten by emodinosaurX3 reviews
Little Roman Maxwell is the oddest boy in his class and his teacher is concerned why. It's not every year you get a neck-biting, blood-drinking, goth-dressed kid in your class. ONE-SHOT
Vampire Kisses - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Jagger M. - Complete
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Beware the vampire reviews
you seem to think you know all about Alexander sterling. you think he's kind and considerate, do you? if you are brave and curious enough, read to find out all that you never knew about Alexander Sterling.
Vampire Kisses - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Alexander S., Raven M., Trevor M., Jagger M.
Lady Rot reviews
who is Kid Rots' partner? Does Abby still have feelings for Chester? Tune in to find out! I don't own.
Grossology - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Kid Rot
TMI play date reviews
will our favorite shadowhunters survive the dangerous averture known as... Kindergarden? tune in to find out...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Clary F.
Not hard to love reviews
Set in book four. Billy starts to wonder about valentine... Cold they ever be more than friends?
Vampire Kisses - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Valentine M., Billy M.
raven in underland reviews
I do not own.
Vampire Kisses - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Raven M.
The hate is mutual reviews
There will be cheating, insest, and most deffanatly... murdure.
Vampire Kisses - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Sebastian, Luna M.
Suicidal vampire reviews
For all you John haters out there. Marry Vampmis!
Bloodline series, Kate Cary - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2010 - John Shaw, Mary Seward
Deadpan Interview reviews
All you're favorite characters are back! even the dead ones! Who do you want to know more abut? Ask me.
Bloodline series, Kate Cary - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/28/2010