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I am a young man, with some very strange tastes. I enjoy playing a multitude of video games, my favorite being Mass Effect, and I enjoy watching many shows, from House to Teen Titans (BRING IT BACK, WARNER BROS. AND CARTOON NETWORK). I was a varsity hockey player in my high school days, on the starting defensive pairing, and had been since freshman year. I enjoy writing poetry (which I turn into music on the guitar), and I also love reading books. Lifting weights is fun (despite weighing only 160 pounds, I bench press almost 230), and I run like Michael Cera in Superbad. If I seem interesting, message me. I try to be friendly...most of the time.

Another thing that most people should know about me...I do try to be friendly, but I am naturally inclined to using my quick wit and barbed-wire tongue to utterly destroy the minds of lesser beings with a few figurative (most of the time) licks. I make a lot of quotes, as well, from all of my favorite things. They include, but are not limited to: music, video games, television shows, cartoons, books, movies, reddit, real life, and some choice actors.

Favorite Music: Alice in Chains, R.E.M., U2, Early Adopted, Hugh Laurie, B.B. King, Buddy Guy, Beck, Soundgarden, Screaming Trees, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam (though I hate Eddie Vedder, the shivering bastard), Coldplay, Escape the Fate, A Faylene Sky (a very good New England based scream band), Nirvana, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Eric Clapton, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, and multitudes of rap and hip hop...I like it all, though my heart is with the blues.

Video Games: Mass Effect series (three will make me orgasm), the Fallout universe (so...exspansive...in backstory...), the Elder Scrolls series (Morrowind was my favorite story of all time in that kind of RPG), Halo (Combat Evolved ftw), GTA 4, Red Dead Redemption, Battlefield Bad Company (online), CoD: MW (single player), and Assassin's Creed (just not their stupid cliff hangers that give me blue balls...)

Television Shows: House, M.D. ("You're an idiot..."), Bones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, White Collar, Burn Notice, Covert Affairs, NCIS, Suits, In Plain Sight, Psych, Law and Order (SVU and Criminal Intent).

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A House Divided by TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne reviews
The nation hands over the reigns of power to a dictator and the Titans are divided on who their loyalty is with. The Titans will have to choose sides. RobStar and BBRae pairings. The finale is posted. Moving story to the M section.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,767 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Joker's Shadow by TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne reviews
Robin receives a message from Alfred and has to return to Gotham. RobXStar, BBxRae. COMPLETE.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,322 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven, Robin, Starfire - Complete
The Rangers: Echo by Thug-4-Less reviews
Young men and women, some enamored with tales of the Lone Wanderer and The Good Fight, others driven by a lust for adventure, and a few simply searching for a place to call home, are drawn to Reilly's Rangers in the hope that they will find the answer to their heart's desire.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 283,311 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Lone Wanderer, OC - Complete
Red Rain by thegraytigress reviews
A mission into Crimea leads Natasha back somewhere she never wanted to go again: her past. With Steve at her side, she must battle demons best left to darkness and resist answering the call of those who made her who she was. The only way to protect everything and everyone she loves is to stay the person she has become, no matter the sacrifice. Part two of "Heart of the Storm".
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,436 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow] - Complete
Heritage by Aurelianella reviews
Sequel to Foundations. More than a year has passed since the rescue in the Citadel, but when the public finds out the Psions came searching for Starfire they demand she be banished. Meanwhile, Batman's negotiations to keep Tamaran at bay prove futile when a suitor is selected for her hand. Knowing their fate if Starfire leaves, can Robin let outside forces tear the Titans apart?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,235 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Robin, Starfire
Foundations by Aurelianella reviews
The Titans are assembled and the new tower is complete. But becoming a team takes more than just moving in together. With the public watching their every move, the Teen Titans struggle to find common ground in time to save Jump City from an extra-terrestrial threat out to reclaim what was stolen from them.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,394 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Celebrations by liketotescray reviews
Lingering gazes and awkward moments ensue as the titans plan a not-so-surprising surprise party for Cyborg's 20th birthday! BBRae, RobStar, and Cy(Somebody)! My first multi-chapter story!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,442 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Les Miserables by mad-dog13 reviews
Garfield Logan can't shut up. Victor Stone is too nice to people. Kori Anders is clueless and insecure. Richard Grayson needs an attitude adjustment. Rachel Roth doesn't have friends and doesn't seem to care. Jinx started this whole mess. Now six people who have nothing in common are stuck in detention for two weeks.Let the nightmare begin. BBRae, RobStar, CyJinx Teen Titans AU
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 108,649 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Quiet Voice by Caprichoso reviews
One-shot. Responsibility never rests easy on a good leader. Things go wrong, and Beast Boy reaches out to Robin in Gotham. BBRob friendship.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
All In A Day by GreenRock reviews
Chapter Twelve: Since the author is a liar because he clearly cannot stick to deadlines that he sets himself, he offers this chapter as a peace offering. Buy your pitchforks, torches and other miscellaneous items here.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,070 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven
Titans Together by EmeraldsAndDaggers reviews
For nearly a year, the Titans have been split across the globe, putting together what the Brotherhood had nearly ripped apart. With the fighting almost at an end, can the Titans go back to the way they were? M for language and plot. Complete.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,236 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Fallout: The Novelisation by Flopsie reviews
Follow Player Name in his quest to find his father, Liam Neeson.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,184 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009
The Green Man of Notre Dame by GlacierBlueRose reviews
He was the bell ringer that was left to the cruelty of man for being different. She stood up for his rights and he found that soon he wanted to always be near and with her. Little did either know that someone else wanted the little bird as well. BB/Rae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 145,651 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven
The Wrath of Koh by A Voice in the Desert reviews
Four years after Sozin's Comet the Gaang travels to the Fire Nation for a reunion. Katara is captured, Azula escapes, and Koh seems bent on entering the mortal world! What will the Gaang do? Who is this new mysterious character? Tokka/Kataang. COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 131,988 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Avatar Book 4: Air by mugatu reviews
Two weeks after Sozin's Comet, the Avatar must seek a way to restore his lost people. Following the legacy of his old teacher, he journeys across the 4 Nations looking for clues. But evil never rests, setting him on a race against a ticking time bomb...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,897 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Delivery by Bainaku reviews
Years after the war and four days before the summer solstice, an unexpected delivery from a messenger hawk puts into motion a field trip guaranteed to change Sokka's life forever. Short story told in short snippets. Tokka! COMPLETE.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,938 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
On the Wrong Side of the Ghostfence by Llawlietzz reviews
Edgar Louis' dream was to walk the entire perimeter of the Ghostfence around Vvardenfell's perilous Red Mountain, and write a book about it. This is that book.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010
Razor's Edge by Tairis Deamhan reviews
Mass Effect 2 novelization, the life of one spectre that's seen more than his share of the galaxy's dark side. If you've already died once the question becomes what's worth living for? It's the question that will have to be answered to save a galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Diamonds in the Rough by Psychochick52 reviews
Jauffre's impressions of the Hero of Kvatch.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Complete
In The Moment by PandaFire McMango reviews
Ron and Hermione go to the Chamber of Secrets to destroy the final Horcrux before the Battle of Hogwarts...but it's not going to be easy. The Horcrux isn't any nicer to Hermione than the locket was to Ron. All normal universe, R/h shipping, big surprise..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Rise of the Beast by Quill N. Inque reviews
After defeating the Brotherhood, Beast Boy finds himself haunted by his more animalistic side... COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,424 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
To Survive by Calinstel reviews
Escaping the collector base and moving forward. The ongoing story of John Shepard and the fight to survive and also what it means to fall in love with a quarian. T rated after shown the errors of my way :
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 92,241 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
It Wants A Mate 1st by RavenFollower13 reviews
OUT OF SCENE STORY! Ten years ago, Raven befriended someone she knew nothing about. He gave her a lucky charm so he could find her again. She hasn't seen him since. Someone's terrorizing her people. Who is it? Beast BoyxRaven BBxRae Story! Descrip inside!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,332 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
To Reflect Perfection by Sir Alwick reviews
COMPLETE: Inside each of us is our ideal selves, the person whom we most want to see ourselves as. Beast Boy would like more than anything to bring that person to the surface, but what happens when the road to perfection takes a dangerous turn? BBXRAE
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,590 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Broken Vows by Liael reviews
What does it take to corrupt an Ordinator?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,885 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete
Blood And Trust by Liael reviews
A Bosmer slave is unwillingly caught up in the vampiric intrigues of Morrowind.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,719 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
Life With No Green by amused4ever reviews
Title kinda sums it up. A person's most prized possesion is his identity...what happens when someone takes it away? Beast Boy is as normal as a green kid can be. Then again, there's always a chance 'average life' can catch up. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE bbrae
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 137,558 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Deadpan Love by Gwaihir10 reviews
Raven very calmly takes charge of a relationship with Beast Boy.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,443 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Cat by crosseyedbutterfly reviews
A couple years after Trigon's little 'attempt', Raven and Beastboy aren't much closer than they were before. However, life has funny ways of making unvoiced dreams come true...COMPLETE
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,054 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
The Paragon Of Animals by dr.evil99 reviews
When his self control slips, The Titans are forced to deal with Beastboy's dark side. BBRae possibly some RobStar later. Book one of the Titans Quintet
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
iLearn How to Forgive reviews
Good news: I have a new laptop. Bad news: It does NOT have any form of word processor. This story is on official, but not permanent, HIATUS for between maybe three to five weeks. I'd apologize, but that's not my style. Love you all, hearts and puppies!
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,009 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.