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Author has written 16 stories for Total Drama series.

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Before we jump into it, I have an obituary:

It is at this point that I would like to bid a very fond farewell to someone who may be gone, but they will never be forgotten, even if nobody other than me remembers them.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you wished to defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, filed a lawsuit, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth, and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He was outlived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If Real Life Was a Video Game

Welcome to Real Life, a massive multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG)!

Real-life holds the world record for all-time longest-running series at 3.5 billion years and counting!

The graphics are beautiful, the physics are super-accurate, and the soundtracks are incredible.

The gameplay is the crappiest part. It's been critically panned and ratings continue to plummet every day.

Yet, it has nearly 8 billion players, and that's not even counting the trillions of non-player characters (NPCs)!

Latest Update: 2.0.21 (New updates every 365/366 days)

Current Arc: Coronavirus Arc (Even though the Spanish Flu Arc, another Pandemic Arc, wasn't well-received by the playerbase). It's been going on for nearly 2 years now. Can we please end this already!? Equip the [Mask] clothing item and take the [Vaccine] upgrade.

Players say the game is free-to-play (F2P). Technically true, but it's also pay-to-win (P2W).

Your character spends quite a bit of time doing things such as eating, sleeping (which takes an average of a third of the time), and bathing. Money-grinding will also suck up a considerable amount of time.

The World War Trilogy is currently stuck in Development Hell. May it remain there forever.

Character creation takes 9 months and the tutorial mode is 18 years.

It's weird that your character always only levels up every year on the day your account was created.

Player versus player (PVP) is discouraged on most servers unless you're in the [Military] or [Wrestler] faction.

No option to change the difficulty level other than moving to a new server.

You get no save points and quest items/paths can easily be lost forever.

You apparently get only one life. This of course depends on who you think Developed the game, or if you even believe in the Developer(s) at all.

Real-life lore: Big Bang, Dinosaurs, extinction, cavemen, fire, wheel, farming, the alphabet, language, civilization, economic systems, renaissance, government, currency, religion, tyrants, revolution, genocide, assassination, monuments, wars, superweapons, rocket ships, moon landings, etc.

Real-life gameplay: Typing away at a computer.



Avatar- Lelouch Lamperouge (alias 'Lelouch vi Britannia', 99th Emperor of the Holy Britannian Empire and Supreme Ruler of the World), from the Japanese anime television series 'Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion by Ichirō Ōkouchi and Gorō Taniguchi. All hail Lelouch!

Name- PurpleBandit3000, the one and only. You can call me 'Bandit'. (What? You didn't expect my real name, did you?). I also go by 'firewolfx' in some places.

Age- 26

Sexual Orientation- Super-Straight/MGTOW

Location- I live on frickin' Neptune. Earth

Gender- Cisgender Patriarchal Helicopter Normalkin that needs to check his privilege. Male

Height- 5 ft. 12 6 ft. something. (I didn't know they stacked crap that high)

Length- *Ahem* Satisfactory

FanFiction Birthday- August 18th, 2010

Race- Human

Nationality- Does it matter?

Blood Type- O Positive. I think.

Consumption Type- Herbivore (Vegetarian)

Zodiac Sign- Aries

Chinese Zodiac Sign- Pig

Religion- Agnostic Atheist

Hobbies- Writing, gaming, reading, swimming, daydreaming, browsing

Profession- God Emperor of the Universe

Alignment- Neutral Evil

Attitude Type- Badass

Class- Wizard

Address- 80085 Orgtfo Lane, Wayne Manor, Gotham City, USA

Bank Account Number- Nice try, Nigerian Prince!

Sports- I like watching cricket, association football/ soccer, and NBA basketball, though I play none of them.

Political Affiliation- Oh no, I'm not brave enough for politics.


Why I Joined FanFiction- I came here to kick butt and write stories, and I'm all done kicking butt. (That's not how the saying goes, is it?)


Discord - firewolfx#9846 (/users/489123842518810625)

Reddit - /user/PurpleBandit3000

YouTube - PurpleBandit3000 (/channel/UCfBAjYirsGtBmuOpzPs8IvQ)

MyAnimeList - /profile/PurpleBandit3000

Steam - /id/sarcasmmaster/

'ate Twitter, 'ate Tumblr, 'ate TikTok

A salute to the armed forces, for protecting the nation. Respect to all you soldiers who sacrifice your life so we can live ours.

Another big thank you goes to the farmers for providing us with food and sustenance.

Our medical professionals deserve a parade once this is over. (Please don't infect me cOwOnachan UwU)


I've only ever written stories about Total Drama, and that's probably how it will be forever. I'm The Kobold Necromancer's alternate account, in case you didn't know.

New: :O


Ongoing: ;)

TDR3: Noah's Tour of the World (Main Story) - Follow-up of Total Drama Redemption. My main fic now. Read it if you liked the first one.

Completed: :D

Totally Awesome Island- A bunch of cartoon characters face-off in a TDI-style competition. Written in script format and was inspired by a YouTube video series. This is my very first story on FanFiction.net, so don't expect much.

Total Mesozoic Island - Total Drama combined with Dinosaurs = Awesomeness. This is my shortest completed multi-chapter fic.

Total Drama Redemption - Noah gets a second shot at Total Drama Island. This is my longest story yet and subsequently my most reviewed fic. If you love Noah (who doesn't?), choose this one. Please?

One-Shots: :)

Beauty and the Brainiac - A cute one-shot about Nindsay (Noah x Lindsay). My first one-shot!

Nine Jewels of Nine - A psycho Trent one-shot where Trent tries to steal stuff. Everyone's got to try one of these!

A Rather Mature Total Drama Fic - It was about time I wrote an M-Rated fic. It'll be unlike any M-rated story you've ever read. Trust me.

Shall We Play A Game? - A good old-fashioned murder mystery. I bet you'll never see the ending coming.

Sunk Your Teeth Right Into My Heart - Short Fang x Scott story because someone requested it. It's dumb.

Of Cereal and Simulation - A weird fic that's rated 'M' for 'mindfuck'. You probably shouldn't read it unless you want to be scarred for life.

On-Hold: :

Is This Some Kind of Joke? - A purely humorous fic filled with jokes and short stories. This fic gives me more freedom to experiment. Let's see how it goes. I will add to it whenever I feel like it. Go check it out and get some laughs.

TotAlejandro Island - Alejandro is in season one and has to figure out why. Things get a bit more complicated along the way.

Swapped - A body swap fic with some high school shenanigans thrown in. There is a method to this madness.

Upcoming: :P

40 Words of X and Y (One-shot)

Backstories - We all have an event or incident that changes us forever. These are their backstories.

Cancelled: :(

Totally Awesome Island: Teams Version - Sequel to Totally Awesome Island, but with reviewers getting to vote. This story went against FF's guidelines because it allowed reviewers to affect the outcome.

Total Drama: Hunger Games Edition - The Total Drama gang competes in the Hunger Games. I lost interest in this story so it got the boot. No longer updating. Sorry guys.

Fast Times at Wawanakwa High - All the teens go to the same school. Stopped due to work on NTotW. Bit off more than I could chew with this one and it seems too grandiose to continue. It just takes too much time and effort that I'm not willing to commit.

My Story Universes

Much like the MCU, Monsterverse, Star Wars Universe, or the Dark Universe (yes, there's a Dark Universe. Look it up.) Some of my stories exist in the same universe. However, unlike those universes, they don't bring in billions or have famous actors. Anyway, here are the different universes my stories exist in.

The TAI Series: A universe where TD characters are replaced by cartoon characters from other shows. Contains Totally Awesome Island and Totally Awesome Island: Teams Version, of course, along with the now-deleted story Totally Awesome World Tour.

The Redemption Saga: Stories where a character is sent back in time to relive a season of Total Drama. Includes Total Drama Redemption, TDR3: Noah's Tour of the World. Together with TotAlejandro Island, they form what I like to call the 'Redemptionverse'.

The High School Storyline: A worldline where Total Drama never took place and instead all the characters went to the same high school, as detailed in the (now canceled) story, Fast Times at Wawanakwa High. Things get a little 'Freaky Friday'-er when they start exchanging bodies (Swapped).

More information (and story links) can be found from the story descriptions at the bottom of this page.

Before you start writing, do the Tutorial level first:

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Read them!

I'm gonna make this profile so damn good, it will blow your mind away!

Deadpool: He's exaggerating.

Me: Stop breaking the fourth wall, dude! Now let's start, shall we?


Red or Blue?


Cat or Dog?


Urban or Rural?


Paper or Plastic?


Inside or Outside?


Early Bird or Night Owl?

Night Owl.

Glasses or Contact Lenses?


Summer or Winter?


Boat or Plane?


Pirate or Ninja?


PC or Console?

PC master race.

Mobile or Tablet?


iOS or Android?


Mario or Sonic?


Anime Sub or Dub?


Jedi or Sith?


Marvel or DC?


Sweet or Spicy?


Fruit or Vegetable?


Pizza or Burger?


Cake or Pie?


Muffin or Cupcake?


Coke or Pepsi?


Pancake or Waffle?


Tea or Coffee?


The Snyder Cut - Proof that executive meddling can completely ruin a story and franchise

"Anti-Life is found, DeSaad. And we will stop at nothing to possess it. Ready the armada. We will use the old ways." - Darkseid, Zack Snyder's Justice League

DeSaad: "I told you... the Snyder Cut would succeed."

Darkseid: "Yes. Yes, you did."

DeSaad: "My master, now that Warner Bros has destroyed any hopes of continuing Zack's DC timeline, how will you retrieve your great prize?"

Darkseid: "The Snyderverse is found, DeSaad, and we will stop at nothing to possess it. Ready the hashtag armada. We will use the old ways."


For Darkseid!


Cartoon: Total Drama by Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Duh!

Animation: Batman: The Animated Series by Bruce Timm and Paul Dini. Best animated television series hands down.

Anime: Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya) by Tatsuya Ishihara. KyoAni did a little trolling with the Endless Eight.

Waifu: Mikuru Asahina (from Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu). Moe! O kawaii koto.

Sitcom: Friends by David Crane and Marta Kauffman. Hilariously on point.

TV Series: Dark by Baran bo Odar and Jantje Friese. Mystery-drama thriller with time travel.

Nature Documentary: Savage Kingdom by Brad Bestelink. African wildlife meets Game of Thrones (except the final season isn't absolute crap)

Animated Movie: Toy Story by John Lasseter. You've got a friend in me!

Film: Fight Club by David Fincher I'm not supposed to talk about it.

Movie Series: Star Wars by George Lucas (and not just the OT, but the Sequels and the Prequels too!)

Shared Universe: Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) by Kevin Feige

Serial Killer: Jason Voorhees by Victor Brooke Miller (from the Friday the 13th series)

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor by Joanne Kathleen Rowling (from the Harry Potter series)

Hero: Spider-Man by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko (from the Marvel universe. Respect the hyphen!)

Villain: Darth Vader by George Lucas (from the Star Wars universe).

Fictional Character: Also Spider-Man.

Pony: Pinkie Pie by Lauren Faust (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Like it could be anyone else.)

Theme Song: Rock the Dragon by Jeremy Sweet (from Dragon Ball Z)

Website: YouTube

YouTuber: Ryan George

Computer Game: Town of Salem by BlankMediaGames

Video Game: Team Fortress 2 (TF2) by Valve Corporation

Board Game: Chess

Card Game: Uno by Merle Robbins

Book/Novel: The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas

Comic Strip: Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Song: Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day

Singer: Freddy Mercury (Queen)

Rapper: Marshall Mathers (Eminem)

Sports Team: Dallas Cowboys American football team (National Football League)

Athlete: Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (CR7) - Portuguese association football player for English football club Manchester United

Number: Seven (7)

Holiday: Halloween (31st October)

Animal: Cheetah

Color: Hmmm. Let's see. I'm thinking Orange. No! It's 'Purple', you dummy!

Invisible Sentence:

Quote: "That's what." ~ She

Food: Pizza!

Mythical Creature: Honest Politician Werewolf

Word: Defenestration

Motto: Disregard Females, Compose Literature (F*ck B*tches, Write Stories). Nah, I'm just kidding. I love you guys. ;)

Things I LOVE

Writing (Obviously)



TV shows


Video games


The Great and Powerful Internet, at the top of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs

My younger brother!




Good music - classics, current, whatever, as long as it sounds great.

Jokes. My life is the biggest one.

My friends

Discord! I spend a lot more time there. Add me as your friend if you want. (firewolfx#9846)







Good food (Ice cream, cake, pasta, etc.)



Board games

Things I Love (to HATE)

The Government

Explaining jokes

Extreme heat/cold

Low battery


Submit your own character (SYOC) stories

Lovey-dovey stuff

Heavy rain (used to love it. Now I abhor it)

Waking up early

Self-insert fics

Ants. Their bites hurt like hell!

Twilight (the movie/book, not the pony!)


Alcohol, cigarettes, and drugs


People who force their views on me

Bad fics

Long drives

Bullies and rude people

Adolf Hitler (I mean come on, it should be a given)

Broccoli, meat, and fish

Waiting in long lines

Pluto getting demoted

No internet/when Wi-Fi goes down

Favorite Quotes

"Attention, the entire world! Hear my proclamation: I am Lelouch vi Britannia, Emperor of the Holy Britannian Empire and your only ruler! Schneizel has surrendered to me: as a result of this, I am now in control of both the Damocles and the FLEIJA weapons, and even the Black Knights no longer possess the strength to oppose me now! If anyone dares to oppose my supreme authority, they shall know the devastating power of the FLEIJAs. Those who could oppose my military rule no longer exist! Yes, from this day, from this moment forward, the world belongs to me! Lelouch vi Britannia commands you: Obey me, subjects! Obey me, world!" - Lelouch Lamperouge, Code Geass

"I have turned one hundred thousand worlds to dust looking for Anti-Life; looking for those who robbed me of my glory. I will stride across their bones and bask in the glow of Anti-Life, and all of the existence shall be mine!" - Darkseid, Zack Snyder's Justice League

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." - John Fitzgerald Kennedy (JFK), 35th President of the United States, 1961 Presidential Inauguration

"I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the Master." - Darth Vader, Star Wars 4: A New Hope

"With great power comes great responsibility" - Uncle Ben, Spider-Man (2002)

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?" - Dr. Romero, Spy Kids 2

"I am vengeance. I am the night. I'm Batman!" - Batman, Batman TAS

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind

"I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here. Or should I say, I am." - Thanos, Infinity War

"I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!" - Light Yagami, Death Note


50 Fun Things To Do In An Exam When You're Probably Going To Fail Anyway:

WARNING: Doing these things may result in you getting kicked out of class, suspended, or even expelled. Do so at your own risk.

1. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks"

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming, "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is a long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders (oh là là!). Claim that it's for motivation.

7. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

8. Bring a Game Boy/ Game Cube / PlayStation Portable, etc. Play with the volume at maximum level.

9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: "I refuse to answer this question because it conflicts with my religious beliefs." Be creative.

10. Bring pets.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say, "They've found me, I have to leave the country," and runoff.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out, "Merry Christmas." If you're daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a bad case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? Who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

17. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

18. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

19. As soon as the instructor gives you the exam, eat it.

20. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

21. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say, "oh geez, better get cracking," and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

22. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

23. For written exams, do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple-choice exam, spell out interesting things (DAB. BABE., etc.).

24. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

25. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!", and walk out triumphantly.

26. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink).

27. Act completely drunk. ("Completely drunk" means that at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy.)

28. now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. Duh!"

29. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

30. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling, "I'm here, the phantom of the opera," until they drag you away.

31. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

32. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Game of Thrones is on!"

33. Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.

34. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge On The River Kwai.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed because you have bad circulation.

38. Bring cheat sheets for another class and staple them to the exam with the comment "Please use the attached notes for reference as you see fit." Make sure this is obvious, like history notes for a calculus exam. Otherwise, you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out, too.)

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons. Blow them up. Start throwing them around like people do before concerts start.

43. Try to get students in the room to do the wave.

44. Play frisbee with a friend on the other side of the room.

45. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam writing everything backward at a 90-degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say, "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase, "Told you so".

50. Write this list of 50 Fun Things To Do In An Exam When You're Probably Going To Fail Anyway.

Disclaimer: Under no circumstances will PurpleBandit3000 be held responsible or liable in any way for any claims, damages, losses, expenses, costs, or liabilities whatsoever (including, without limitation, any direct or indirect damages for loss of profits, business interruption, or loss of information) resulting from or arising directly or indirectly from a person or people performing any of the 50 things on this list.

Is Hell Exothermic Or Endothermic?

Exothermic - Gives off heat.

Endothermic - Absorbs heat.

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell.

Boyle's Law states that "For a fixed amount of an ideal gas kept at a fixed temperature, pressure and volume are inversely proportional."

Therefore, for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So, which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Emily during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I had sex with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is extinct, leaving only Heaven.

This proves the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Emily kept screaming "Oh, my God!" when we were in bed.

A Story Everyone Should Know

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Random One-Liners

I couldn't fit this stuff into another section so this is a hodge-podge of things taken from vast areas of the interwebs:

If I had one wish and only one wish, I would wish that whatever money I wanted would come out of my pockets. This way no one could steal the money and I would have infinite money.

Call me crazy if you want. Being normal is boring as hell. Weird people get to have all the fun. Abnormality is where it's at!

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until they speak.

69% of people find something perverted in every sentence.

Spider-Man 3 is a good movie. Yes, I said it.

I also enjoy the Star Wars Prequels. Fight me.

If the odds of an event happening to you are one in a million, that means roughly 7,350 people on Earth have either had or will have that event happen to them.

Tech Support: "Airplane Mode does not turn your smartphone into an airplane."

Vampires want you for your body, but zombies want you for your brains.

Do you know that if you look closely in a mirror, you can see the word 'Gullible' appear on your forehead?

7/11 was a part-time job.

The high school system tells us that we're all unique, then makes us wear ID cards, shave our beards off, wear only certain clothes, and take standardized tests.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get a warm feeling that it brings.

97.42% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Is it really a hate crime if you loved doing it?

I'm not suffering from insanity. I'm enjoying every minute of it.

Oh, you think I'm a freak? What was your first clue?

I know people go on and on about how much they miss High School or College, and I miss them too. But let's be real here, Elementary School was here it was at.

Looking for a job in organized crime? I hear the government specializes in that.

They say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day.

I'm not biased. I hate everyone equally.

Rearrange The Letters

















Now, my favorite-


In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot. That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase is necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(That would be how, exactly? By not dropping it in prison I'm assuming.)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(Sure. A "suggestion". You can disregard it.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(Well, a bit late for that, isn't it?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(So you thought it would be cold?)

On a McDonald's cup full of hot coffee -- "Caution: Contents hot."
(Imagine getting sued over something like that.)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on the body."
(Wouldn't this save time? I hear Trump does it.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could drastically reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those sick 5-year-olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(Oh darn. I wanted to take this to be wide awake.)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(Is there another option?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(I'm a bit curious. What is this 'other use' they speak of?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash. I'm going nuts after reading these.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: Maybe fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I blame the parents for this one. You're not Superman, you know.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(I have so many questions and I'm not sure if I want them answered.)

Hilarious as these may be, honestly, these are less on the business and more on humanity's idiocy. I guess Mike Judge's Idiocracy was a documentary after all.

16 Things To Do At Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Remember When?

GETTING HIGH meant swinging at a playground?

The worst thing you could get from someone was COOTIES?

Your BIGGEST PROBLEM was completing your homework on time?

Your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings?

RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?

WAR was a card game?

Life was simple(and also a board game)?

Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?

Put this in your profile if you're still a child inside no matter how old you are now!

You May Be A Writer If

Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the character's names.

You often imagine your books becoming movies.

Spell check is your best friend.

You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

You hesitate before killing off one of your favorite characters.

You crack a huge smile while finally writing a character love scene.

Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

Not being able to write is like not being able to pee. You just can't hold it in for so long.

You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write them better.

You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

You constantly talk to yourself.

When you have to write a story in class, you get carried away.

You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' etc.

You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

You start to cry when writing about death or another depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

You are in love with the Thesaurus.

You dream about your stories.

You dream of new stories.

You often revisit some of your old stories.

Someone can call your name twenty times and you won't hear them because you're writing.

You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.

You would rather write than go out.

Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit.

You get cranky if you don't get to write.

You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down.

You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices quiet so you can get some sleep.

Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food.

A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes.

You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters.

You argue with said character.

You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say.

Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your grammar on IM.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much.

Your family/friends have come to ignore the habit of your talking to yourself.

You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them.

You always carry a pen or pencil

You have a FanFiction account!


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Favorite Characters (5 - 1): Ella, Lindsay, Cody, Izzy, Noah

My Least Favorite Character: Sugar

One True Pairing: Nizzy (Noah x Izzy)

Season Rankings (1 - 7): Island, World Tour, Pahkitew Island, Ridonculous Race, Revenge of the Island, All-Stars, Action

Favorite Episode: Dodgebrawl (S1E04)

Favorite Quote: "Life, why do you hate me so?" ~ Noah, TDWT


The Original Trilogy

The first three seasons are OG. They were the pioneers of what would grow to become one of the greatest cartoons in TV history. It was original in more ways than one, since the idea was new and fresh, and we got introduced to a slew of the characters we know and love… and hate.

Total Drama Island - Ah, yes. The one that started it all. As is often the case, the first one is the best. It introduced a new premise as the idea of a cartoon reality show. The characters were awesome, the challenges were awesome, there was a great antagonist, the eliminations were anything but expected, and there was much drama to be had over 26 episodes. Sure, it has its flaws. (Which show doesn’t?) However, I feel that this was the best season. You could rewatch this season multiple times (the Canadian version of course) and find new and interesting tidbits.

My Rating: 8.5/10

Total Drama Action - The follow-up and much-awaited sequel season to the popular show, unfortunately, fell flat on its face. I don’t know if the producers tried too hard or if it was something else. In an attempt to develop some underused characters, they gave all the liked nice guys a flaw. Oddly enough, the best season was followed by the worst. It still had its moments and memories. Hey, at least it resulted in the hilarious Psycho Nine-Obsessed Trent. That’s worth something, right?

My Rating: 6/10

Total Drama World Tour - The show attempt to rebound with the third season, and I think that it did just that. Introducing two new contestants, singing, and a trip around the world, I felt the show reinvented itself. We saw Noah at his snarkiest, Heather turned to the light side, and Cody got some love (both from the producers and Sierra). Although I didn’t like them butchering Ezekiel, the lengthier season was full of twists and turns, all culminating in an epic battle at the top of a volcano, with a reference to both LotR and Star Wars. What’s not to love about season three?

My Rating: 8/10

The Newbie Trilogy

In the next three (two? Two and a half?) seasons, there were even more characters and stereotypes for us to enjoy. Some were great, some not so much. In my opinion, the second Total Drama trilogy wasn’t quite as good as the first, yet still pretty enjoyable.

Total Drama: Revenge of the Island - Though there was an uproar after the old characters got the ax, new characters are always refreshing for a show. They help it break out of the monotony and give room for new ideas. Such was the case with this one, although being set on Wawanakwa, the radioactivity made it interesting. The main negative was too much focus on Zoey and Cameron, who aren’t that interesting in my opinion. In the end, this was an average season. Not great, but not terrible either.

My Rating: 7/10

Total Drama: All-Stars - Ah, what could have been? The premise for this season was awesome, as were most of the characters. This season kicked off and started strong, but lost the momentum about halfway through. A mix of all the fan favorites, awesome challenges based on previous seasons, and Gwen and Courtney were finally friends again. I honestly felt like this could have been the best season, even surpassing Island. Unfortunately, too much focus on Mal, Zoey, and Cameron (again) doomed this season and it ended up as one of the worst.

My Rating: 6/10

Total Drama: Pahkitew Island - Total Drama once again proves that it can bounce back from devastation by delivering a gem of a season. They crafted one of the best seasons yet and may have saved the entire franchise from extinction with this masterpiece. In what was the most Survivor-Esque season ever, they had a cool slate of new characters and storylines, all with a great overarching plot about the mystery of the island. Despite being limited to fourteen episodes, Total Drama redeemed itself.

My Rating: 8/10

Spinoff (Trilogy?)

The drama didn’t end there, though. After poking fun at Survivor, Fear Factor, and Big Brother, they decided to take a jab at another popular reality show, The Amazing Race. Then they reimagined the characters as little kids. Yeah. I can't believe it either.

Total Drama Presents The Ridonculous Race - I liked Don, though Chris is the better host. Either way, this role suits him. The characters were all awesome, albeit some not getting enough screen time. The action was fast-paced (sometimes too much), and there were some great challenges. Maybe that might change if this spinoff ever gets a sequel. I would love to see what some of the characters would do in the original format, though.

My Rating: 7.5/10

Total DramaRama - Currently ongoing season where the characters are kids and in a daycare managed by Chef. Oh and Jude from 6teen is there too! There will be 52 episodes in total, and this has been confirmed. We'll get about an episode a week or so. Although it isn't in the format of other seasons (no eliminations, voting, challenges, etc.), there are still references and cameos. It has been surprisingly better than I expected it to be. It's enough to revive the Total Drama fandom and keep me going as well.

My Rating: TBD

The ? Trilogy

The Producers have stated that they would like the show to have 10 seasons. Considering All-Stars and Pahkitew were technically both season 5, and RR as a spinoff, that means there are at least 4 more seasons left, if not more. This is assuming DramaRama counts as a season. Where could our characters go next? Outer Space? Underwater? Maybe Chris decides to resurrect Wawanakwa for old time's sake. You never know. I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

Things That You Would NEVER Hear A Total Drama Contestant Say

Beth: She sells seashells on the seashore.

Harold: Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan.

Eva: I'm not tough enough for this job.

DJ: Yo dawgs! Sup? It's Devon Joseph from da hood. How ya doin' homies?

Alejandro: Chef is 10 times as hot as me.

Leshawna: Trolololololololololololololololol

Owen: I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts.

Geoff: Enough partying. It's time to study.

Trent: Nine sucks. It's the worst number ever. I hate it.

Duncan: Puppies are so cute.


Katie: I think that Sadie and I should stop squealing. It's super annoying.

Justin: I am so high on potatoes right now.

Cody: I'm gay.

Heather: Who can take a sunrise? Sprinkle it with dew? The Candyman. Oh, the Candyman can!

Tyler: I like big butts and I cannot lie!

Chris: I hate hair gel and wish I was ugly.

Chef: DJ, I am your father!

Courtney: My Little Pony! My Little Pony!

Sierra: I think I'll leave Cody alone for a while.

Lindsay: I'm sick of these stupid morons on this dumb island! Screw you freaks!

Ezekiel: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Sadie: I'm lesbo for Katie.

Noah: I love physical activities. Sports are my forte.

Izzy: I'll shut up now.

Bridgette: I'm gonna eat some beef now. Maybe some chicken wings as well, with some dolphin wieners on the side!

Total Drama Questionnaire:

1. Your favorite character: Noah (The badass bookworm)

2. Your least favorite character: Sugar (She's a combination of Owen's grossness, Staci's blabbering, and Katie & Sadie's annoying-ness. Add a stupid Texas accent and you've got the absolute worst character in Total Drama history.)

3. Character you’d date: Lindsay (The reason should be pretty clear. Or rather, two reasons *wink wink, nudge nudge*)

4. Character you’d like to take shopping: Cody (We can talk about cool gadgets and buy video games)

5. Character you’d like as your child: Hmmm. Baby Zoey wouldn't be that bad.

6. Character who would probably be your rival: Heather (I despise her)

7. Character you have most in common with: Noah (As shown above)

8. Character you look like the most: Noah (but with glasses)

9. Character you’d bring home to your parents: Gwen would be cool

10. Character you’d never bring home to your parents: Izzy OR Duncan. Can't decide.

11. Character you’d become best friends with: Cody. That dude needs some friends.

12. Character with your favorite voice: Noah.

13. Character you’d go camping with: Geoff (Party all day!)

14. Character you wouldn’t mind being roommates with Bridgette (Kind, smart, and understanding)

15. Character you’d want to cook for you: DJ (Mama's spice)

16. Character you wouldn’t mind prancing naked for you: Can you say "awkward"? If I must choose, I guess Lindsay for two reasons, although Izzy's the one who's most likely to do it.

17. Your OTP: Noah and Izzy. Notie's cool, but Nizzy rocks! Nizzy forever!

18. Character you wouldn’t mind having as a parent: Courtney would be pretty responsible. Cody would make a cool father.

19. Character you’d like to go karaoke with: Geoff

20. Character you wouldn't mind having as your butler/maid: DJ

21. Character you’d have in your clan if you were in an RPG: Cody

22. Another OTP of yours: One true pairing? Emphasis on "one". I don't care much about the others.

23. Your favorite character of the opposite gender of #1: Izzy

24. Character with your favorite uniform/outfit: Geoff

25. Character who would be your band-mate if you were in a band: Geoff

26. Character you wouldn't mind having as your boss: Owen (I think he'd be cool)

27. Character you wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley: Duncan (I would piss my pants)

28. Character you’d want to be personified into a dog: DJ

29. Character you’d want to be personified into a cat: Izzy (Cuteness overload)

30. Character you’d want to cosplay as: Noah

Who's More Likely?

To lose their virginity first?

To watch anime?

To have a lot of brothers and sisters?

To be an only child?

To smoke?

To do drugs?

To be the teacher's pet?

To be in a choir?

To have never been in love before?

To have most Fs?

To listen to classical music?

To watch romantic movies?
Katie & Sadie

To read Stephen King?

To go to the museum very often?
Cody / Harold

To live on a farm?
Ezekiel / Beth

To live in a mansion?

To be rich?
Lindsay / Heather

To be poor?

To always be happy?
Geoff / Owen

To have always been the heartbreaker?
Alejandro / Duncan

To be a very big fan of "Star Wars"?

Girl to have never spoken to a guy before joining TDI?

Boy to have never spoken to a girl before joining TD?


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Well, what are you waiting for? Go read their stories.


If you are still reading this and haven't gotten bored yet, here are some suggestions that I will offer to other writers. I know that I, myself am not such a good writer, but I do have some important rules for you to follow:

Before uploading a story, make sure it follows the FanFiction Guidelines and also adheres to the FanFiction Ratings.

Your story will be reported and removed if it is found to violate them.

Tips on Story Etiquette:-

1. The first rule of Write Club is you do not talk about Write Club.

2. Try to avoid walls of text. They are very difficult and annoying to read. The 'Enter' key exists for a reason. Please use it once in a while. If you build the wall, you will pay for it (with a lack of reviewers).

3. One Thing That I Am Not A Fan Of Is When Every Word Is Typed In Upper Case. [Can you see how irritating that is? Seriously, don't do it.] ALSO, AVOID TYPING IN ALL CAPITALS, or all lowercase. Or iN RanDOm caPs. Ugh. -_-

4. Capitalization: It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. For those in doubt: Names are always capitalized. The word "God" is always capitalized (and 'He' when referring to 'Him'). The beginnings of sentences are capitalized. The title of stories/ places/ movies/ video games is capitalized. Also, of course, state and country capitals are capitalized. Also, commas are the difference between Let's eat Grandma! and Let's eat, Grandma!

5. Terrible spelling is something that immediately makes me switch to another fic. Everyone makes mistakes, everybody has those days but please try to keep them to a minimum. Check your spelling first before uploading. Most document editors like MS Word or Google Docs have a built-in spellchecker, and even if yours doesn't, reading through the story once should remove most mistakes. Those red lines aren't for decoration! Lern 2 speel porprely, okey?

6. Also, please check your grammar. "You're" and "your" are two different things. So are "to", "too", and "two". "Their", "there" and "they're" are not similar in the slightest. It may seem like a small mistake, but it will make a big difference and it could change the meaning of your sentence entirely. I recommend the Grammarly add-on for Google Chrome. Also, watch "Grammar Slam" by CM Punk and fix your gosh darn grammar.

7. Try to balance chapters out. If they are too short, there might not be enough information and if they are too long, it will be very tiring to read. Whatever you choose, be sure to stay consistent. Also, try to have a similar number of words in each chapter, so people will get used to the flow of the fic. It's hard to trust a story that's under one thousand words, especially after three chapters.

8. Quality over speed any day. You need to be putting your best out to the readers. Even if it takes a while to do, don't compromise on quality. A well-written story that takes three years to complete is much better than a rushed one with mistakes finished in a year. I have held off on publishing a chapter for 2 years because I didn't want to rush things.

Tips for Characters:-

9. Simplify. Focus. Combine characters. Hop over detours. You’ll feel like you’re losing valuable stuff but it sets you free. A few well-rounded characters are much better than many one-dimensional ones.

10. Problems are what drive a story. What are the stakes? Give us a reason to root for the character(s). What are the consequences if they don’t succeed? Stack the odds against them. Make trouble. Wreak havoc.

11. Especially in POV fics, imagine what you would do and think when faced with the situation that the character is facing. Relate to your situation/characters. What would make you act that way? If you were your character, in this situation, how would you feel? Honesty lends credibility to baffling situations.

12. Coincidences to get characters into trouble are great. Coincidences to get them out of it are cheating. Avoid these like the plague. Too much of them and your story will become unbelievable.

Tips for Plots and Finishing:-

13. Keep in mind what’s interesting to the audience, not what’s awesome to do as a writer. They can be very different. Don't assume the readers know all that you know. They aren't telepathic (except me, of course). Be obvious if necessary. It's better than being vague and leaving your readers clueless.

14. Writer's block sucks. You just have to fight through it and force yourself to upload that next chapter. Once you do this, the rest of the chapters will be easy as pie. Before you start your story, make sure you have a rough idea of the plot. Never deviate too far from this plot. If stuck, make a list of what wouldn't happen next. Lots of times the material to get you unstuck will show up.

15. Nearly every story follows some version of this format: Once upon a time there was _. Every day, _. One day, _. Because of that, _. Because of that, _. Until finally, _. Now all you have to do is fill in the blanks! :)

16. Can't think of a logical ending? Don't write the story! It'll eventually get discontinued. I guarantee it. Come up with your ending before you figure out your middle. Seriously. Endings are hard, so get working on yours at the beginning, as counterintuitive it feels. This technique may seem dumb, but it works. Many a good fic has been left incomplete because the writer couldn't stick with the plot or figure out an apt ending.

17. With that being said, avoid burning a lot of fuel going nowhere. If it’s not working, just stop and try something else. The time could be utilized for greater things. No work is ever wasted. It might come back around to be useful later.

18. Once you manage to finish a story, let it be even if it’s not perfect. Stop worrying about it. Move on and do better next time.

Tips on Miscellaneous Stuff:-

19. Look at the source material before you write! Watch it, learn it, love it! No matter how many fanfics or lore you've read, there is no substitute for the original thing. Wikis and other fics should be used to bolster your knowledge, not as a primary source of information. This is the way the creators intended the characters to be. The rest is made by fans. This way, you stay true to the original and don't drift into OOC-ness.

20. Don't be afraid to try out a new idea for a fic. Who knows? It might catch fire. However, if you know that the idea is stupid, please don't upload it. It's better to post a few good stories than a lot of crappy and half-hearted ones.

21. Constructive criticism is good. Flaming is bad. Everyone in FF is an aspiring writer and wants to share their thoughts and ideas with the rest of us. No matter how much you think a story sucks, please do not flame it. It will only upset the writer and may put them off from writing anything else. If you don't have anything good/helpful to say, don't review at all. Critique the story, not the writer. Don't lower yourself to petty arguments. In short, don't be a dick.

22. On the subject of pure OC Fics (Submit your own characters), I'm sure I speak for the majority of people when I say this: These stories are really stupid! FanFiction is supposed to be about the actual characters, not your own. The fics rarely (if ever) get finished and I am glad FF has started cracking down on them. You may get a lot of reviews but people will stop reading once their character is gone. There is no point to these fics. All they do is clog the front page. If you do create an OC, do not make them the main character! Stories combining your own OCs with real characters are fine. (If done right). Also, for the love of Cthulhu, please stop inserting yourself into your fics! Unless it's for humor or done ironically, it's just borderline creepy.

23. Two keys unlock the writer within you. One of these is to read good stories. Note down what you like about them. A lot of fanfiction is amateurish, and a lot of it frankly isn't worth reading. It takes patience to find the great stuff. It's not just fanfics, either. Novels, novellas, and short stories offer great inputs as well.

24. The other key is to write, write, write. If you want to succeed as a writer, you must be willing to accept criticism and adapt your writing style. No one is born brilliant, they are molded. No story is without sins or mistakes. The important thing is to learn from those mistakes and reduce the mistakes next time to develop as a writer. The more you write, the better you'll get. Keep working hard and success will come your way. Just keep writing, just keep writing, just keep writing, writing, writing. What do we do? We write!

25. Last but certainly not least, never give up. Your first few stories may not be that big of a hit but just keep writing and thinking of new ideas and you'll have a good story in no time. Mine certainly wasn't great. I even deleted the sequel. Write because you enjoy it, not solely because you want to please your reviewers or followers. Don't turn it into a chore. HAVE FUN WHILE YOU'RE WRITING! I cannot stress this point enough.

You didn't notice that there were two "rule 2"s, did you?

I lied.

Be sure to pass on these golden rules to newcomers (more may be added on later as I see fit).

To be honest with you, there are no hard and fast rules. They're more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules.

I am guilty of not following some of these guidelines as well. My first story was full of mistakes and errors (Seriously. Way too many).

Repeat after me: "I am not perfect. There is no 'perfect way to write a story, nor a perfect story, nor a perfect writer."

You're not perfect.

Yes, there is no such thing as perfect. You can, however, get better by practicing more and more.

Also, never forget to have fun and stay frosty. Let your creative juices flow freely. Unleash Your Imagination!

Your journey is now complete. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. *Cackles maniacally*

Uh... I mean... Thanks for stopping by! *Hands you a cookie as a reward*

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Total Drama: Brains vs Brawn vs Beauty by The Cheesebub reviews
Get ready for a season of TD unlike any other! 18 campers from seasons' past return to Pahkitew Island, where they'll compete in the ultimate battle for dominance. Which trait will prevail? Along the way, there's sure to be tons of shocking twists, high stakes drama, touching romance, and of course... DUNCAN! Did I mention Duncan! Your favorite character, Duncan! He's here too!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 142,651 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/22/2020 - Published: 1/29/2017
Total Noah Action by Uncle Grimsley reviews
Following his redemption on the Island, Noah now has a shot to make a name for himself on the next season of the dreaded show, Total Drama Action! However, things have changed quite a bit since the first TDA Noah watched, and it's up to him to adapt to and make use of these changes! A sequel/spinoff of PurpleBandit's Redemption series, placed between TDR and TDR3.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/29/2020 - Published: 3/15/2020 - Gwen, Noah
The Art of Pretending It Isn't Your Fault by Contemperina reviews
Duncan was thrown into the hallway wearing no more than his boxers and dog collar. "Yeah," he replied to the crowd, dodging one of Courtney's projectiles and smirking at his former campmates. "This is EXACTLY what it looks like." A Playa de Losers fic.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 271,683 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 3/26/2020 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Total Drama: Cody's Redemption by CosmicWarrior reviews
Total Drama has ended, and Cody is still single. All he ever wants is to have someone special in his life. A chance to redeem himself. He's given a second chance as he returns to the island, while coming across some changes. How will he perform this time around, and how will it affect the game and its course? (Inspired by 'Total Drama Redemption' by PurpleBandit3000 - indef hiatus)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,268 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 7/13/2017 - Cody, Lindsay, Bridgette, Courtney
Total Humor Island by 100TenMillion reviews
The best jokes, comedy sketches and parodies, as interpreted by YOUR favorite campers!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 45,342 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/22/2018 - Published: 3/23/2009
Total Noah Action by nintenlympics reviews
Noah has been sent back in time to compete in the second season of Total Drama. To get a future he desires, he must compete in movie-themed challenges, and hopefully NOT die while doing so. This is an unofficial sequel/spin-off of PurpleBandit3000's Total Drama Redemption. It is suggested that you read that first if you haven't already.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,823 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21/2018 - Published: 4/20/2018
Summer by Mr. Aanonymous reviews
It's a grand old city. A shining metropolis next to nature. One with a thieves' guild. Monsters. Hauntings. Villainous mad scientists. Maybe even aliens. Who knows? All we do know is, Total Drama for all!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,705 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/13/2017 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Gwen, Bridgette, Scott
Honest Trailers - Total Drama by The 21st Century Pendragon reviews
With a new season brewing, here is an honest and farcical take of the entire series, plus the spin-off.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2017 - Complete
Lindsay's Development by ThatFacelessDude reviews
After a summer in Europe, Lindsay comes back home quite grown up...with breasts five cup sizes larger than when she left. Despite being the same bubbly, naïve and friendly girl she was before she left, Lindsay's life is changed by her new assets, as she becomes the biggest sexual desire of her whole school. Includes Lindsay multiple-shipping lemon.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,244 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Lindsay
TDC2: Total Drama Battlegrounds by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
Sequel to Total Drama Comeback. Forty-four contestants enter this season, veterans and originals, a crowded and wild ride! An impromptu challenge created by the warped mind of Chris Maclean will change everything in TDBG, and the host's cruelty leads to a horrible scenario. A frantic hunt to save someone dear to many begins, with time and participants dropping fast...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 551,451 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Total Shuffled Action by Fangren reviews
[SEQUEL TO TOTAL SHUFFLED ISLAND] Two days after the dramatic conclusion of season one, those that qualified have met at an abandoned film lot for the next competition: Total Drama Action. But though it may seem like the original series you know, the contestants have been re-ordered in time and space; they have been shuffled. Season Two AU; pairing and update info in first chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 315,719 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Complete
Total Drama Returns by The Cheesebub reviews
The 24 contestants from the first 3 seasons of Total Drama are back to the island for another season of intense drama, hilarious surprises, and of course, dangerous challenges! 12 campers remain, 1 in Redemption Cabin!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 638,621 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 1/2/2011
Time Brand by The Canadian HoneyBadger reviews
A disillusioned Cody loses his third season; but before he goes home without the money or the girl he finds himself waking up on the day before the first season of TDI. And a chilling ultimatum is carved into his wall and flesh. "Win or repeat this day a thousand times!" Against shadowy T.V. show producers, the supernatural, and his own darkness. Can Cody hope to keep his soul?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,383 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Cody
The Codemeister Charm by StayOuttaMyShed reviews
Cody is still upset about failing to win over Gwen. Noah, Tyler, and Ezekiel suggest that he ask out someone else to move on. The problem? The only girl available is Eva...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/21/2015 - [Cody, Eva] Tyler, Noah - Complete
Heroes VS Villains! by Knifez reviews
[[CANCELLED DUE TO BOTH OF MY CO-WRITERS PERMANENT ABSENCE.]] When Chris needs to make a new season he decides that, instead of finding new contestants, he would bring back the best contestants that really left an impression on Total Drama and bring them all back for the ultimate game of Heroes VS. Villains. [[Co-written with I'll Cover Angel and Collins and RedEyedWarrior.]]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,907 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Chris M., Courtney, Harold, Jo - Complete
Duncan's guide to Dating, Cheating and Breaking up with everyone! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Yep, he's done it! Duncan has managed to date every single person who has ever been on the show including Chris, Chef and Blainley! Now he's going to be a dead man soon, but before they kill him he's going to give you his secrets to how he managed to do this!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 22,014 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Duncan - Complete
Dodgeball at TDI High by idk97 reviews
It's a normal day in PE for Cody till he is hit by a dodgeball and forced to go to the nurse's office. There, he meets his assailant and the two form an unexpected friendship.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,286 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Cody, Bridgette] Geoff - Complete
The Academy of Hard Knocks: The Ballad of Loserdom by Sarcastic Devotee reviews
Wawanakwa Academy works a bit different from most schools. Divided into classes A through F, students settle things by competing in Principal McLean's dangerous challenges. Class F, the class of losers, has more to prove than any class. Join Duncan, Gwen, Noah, Shawn, Sammy, and Courtney as their ambitions turn the school upside down. Contains Duncney/Gwuncan, Nawn, and Shazmine.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Courtney, Duncan, Gwen] Noah
A Codette World Tour by TDI Charlie Brown reviews
Takes place during TDWT. Bridgette and Geoff never reconciled after their arguments and break up before TDWT. After a mishap, Cody ends up on Team Victory. And with Alejandro wooing Bridgette, can Cody save Bridgette before it's too late? Cody/Bridgette.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,908 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Cody, Bridgette - Complete
Infinite Loops: Total Drama Endless Repeats by TelevisionGamer reviews
When the universe of Total Drama is put into the Infinite Loops, hilarity ensues when Gwen and her friends, enemies, and exs have to deal with living in a 'Groundhog Day' loop with no end in sight, along with crossing over with other loops and facing alternate pasts. Based on the Infinite Loops of Innortal and Saphroneth.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,681 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014
I Am ZEKE by The Cheesebub reviews
He was a man. A man betrayed by the ones he trusted. A man who lost it all. A man humiliated with the whole world watching. And ultimately, he was a man forgotten. But his story won't end there. Out of the ashes, a toque-wearing phoenix shall rise. Come follow Ezekiel as he sets forth on an epic comeback adventure. (Co-write with TIAW)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Ezekiel
Tips for Surviving High School by MeAndYouForeverBaby reviews
The incoming Seniors of Eastern Toronto High (TD veterans) give the incoming freshman (TDROTI characters) advice for surviving high school on an online website. Tips/ results may vary. Each TD veteran gets their own chapter. Next up are Katie and Sadie!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013
Beyond the Fourth Wall by The Sarcasm Master reviews
cody has somethin 2 say 2 noa, lol, i suck at summaries. DONT LIEK DONT READ! (Read the whole thing.)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [Noah, Cody] - Complete
Total Drama Jurassic Park by I Am TIAW reviews
When Chris hosts Total Drama's 5th season on Isla Sorna, things are about to go deadly wrong. After a savage dinosaur attack kills many of the cast and crew, the remaining are forced on a desperate quest for survival. Who will survive, if anyone? And who will become a T-Rex's next meal? Supspense, adventure, and action all abound in Total Drama Jurassic Park. Final chapter now up!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,197 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Complete
Cody's Hijacked Birthday Surprise by randompandattack reviews
It's Cody's birthday and his girlfriend Gwen decides to throw him a party. Afterwards she invites him up to her room to give him a "special" present. Much to Gwen's dismay, Heather discovers them and she wants in. This can only get better for Cody. Cody/Gwen/Heather oneshot lemon.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Cody, Gwen] Heather - Complete
You're on Total Drama Island, Charlie Brown! by TDI Charlie Brown reviews
What if Charlie Brown had been selected to compete along with the other 22 campers. Story based on the television show and is told from the POV of Charlie Brown. Follow along with everyone's favorite blockhead as he interacts with the campers of TDI! R&R!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 222,173 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Beth, Geoff
Just a walk in the park by Mecha Kraken reviews
Lemony goodness between Link and Peach. Originally scripted as a one-shot, this story will now be continued in multiple chapters to explore the ramifications of their relationship together.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,892 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/17/2008
Courtney and the Violin of Despair by Gideoncrawle reviews
A kinder, gentler Courtney "bashing" (if that's what you want to call it) story, written to show bashers that they don't have to be mean or tasteless to give their favorite punching bag a lot of grief. A loosely connected series of vignettes built around three humiliating incidents based on true stories. Mostly prequel, although two chapters expand on canonical incidents.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Courtney - Complete
Literally sleeping with Chris! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Season 3 is over and everyone is forced to stay Playa Des Losers until all the episodes officially air! What happens when our favorite host finds his room to be the only room without a bed? Why he sleeps with everyone...Literally!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,266 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Chris M.
Total Sibling Rivalry by Kelsica2 reviews
12 campers and their siblings compete for half a million dollars in TSR! Day 21: Okay,this is just weird. You're gonna have to read to find out what happens in this episode of TOTAL SIBLING RIVALRY!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 267,075 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 11/22/2008
Total Drama Time Loop by Frosty Wolf reviews
He lost the million dollars, lost the girl again, and is fleeing from lava. Then, life decides to throw him a curve ball. Next thing he knows he's back at Camp Wawanakwa...and Chris welcomes him to Total Drama Island?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,054 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Cody
Façade: Through the Eyes of the Codemeister by DeadmanDairyland reviews
He's not just the geeky, perverted ladies man you think he is. There's more to him than that. Total Drama through the eyes of a teenage boy trying to live a life that's not his own.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 170,106 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Cody, Gwen - Complete
The TDI User Guide for: Noah by Winter-Rae reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a NOAH unit! In order to obtain maximum enjoyment from your sarcastic and cynical bookworm please follow the instructions inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Noah - Complete
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TDR3: Noah's Tour of the World reviews
Sequel to Total Drama Redemption. Noah finds himself back on the jumbo jet and is forced to relive the events of Season 3 (Total Drama World Tour). However, not everything is the same the second time around...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,932 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Noah
Is This Some Kind of Joke? reviews
Sketches, parodies, jokes, comedy skits, and stories of all shapes and sizes starring the Total Drama characters you all know and love! Numerous humorous takes on things old and new. Read for the LOLs.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,152 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2019 - Published: 9/22/2016
Swapped reviews
What happens when the Total Drama characters start waking up in each other's bodies? Craziness, confusion, and comicalities ensue, of course! Story idea from C107galaxytachyon. Chapter One: Owen & Izzy.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/12/2019
TotAlejandro Island reviews
Cheated out of a million dollars again. Coming so far only to lose the money, his girl, and his dignity. Alejandro was ready to head home. Then, things took a turn when he found Chris welcoming him to... Total Drama Island?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/23/2018 - Published: 2/9/2017 - Alejandro
Of Cereal and Stimulation reviews
A simple bet for Cody to "do it" with a bowl of cereal turns into something much much more. Something Harold, Heather, and Cody could never have seen "coming". Not sponsored by Froot Loops. Oneshot. (Main pairing - Cody x someone/thing). Rated M for sexual content.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2018
Sunk Your Teeth Right Into My Heart reviews
I decided to write a Scott x Fang oneshot fic... for some reason.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Scott - Complete
Shall We Play A Game? reviews
Someone is picking off the contestants one by one, and it's up to them to figure out who the killer is before it's too late... (Oneshot, Rated T for death.)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Complete
A Rather Mature Total Drama Fic reviews
This one-shot is rated M for Mature. Obviously, there's no room for little children here. This story contains mature elements that only mature people can comprehend maturely. To be read in a mature manner by someone mature. Contains violence, bad words, and tons of other evil stuff that only mature people know of. Oh, and did I mention that you have to be mature enough to read it?
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2017 - Complete
Nine Jewels of Nine reviews
A man. A plan. Will he be able to complete the perfect crime, or will he get caught redhanded? Remember, kiddos, crime never pays! A psycho Trent one shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Trent - Complete
Beauty and the Brainiac reviews
He's a smart alec. She's a dumb blonde. When the two are forced to do a project together, one thing just might lead to another. A Nindsay oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2016 - [Lindsay, Noah] - Complete
Fast Times at Wawanakwa High reviews
Instead of joining Total Drama, the cast attends the grand Wawanakwa Academy, a boarding school with a twist. There will be friendships, rivalries, romances, and betrayals. With Chris Maclean running the show, you just know there'll be drama. Breakups, shakeups, and the applying of makeup. It all happens here at Wawanakwa High!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 1/6/2015
Total Drama Redemption reviews
It was all he wanted ever since he was booted off third: A second chance. Noah's back on the island. How will he fare the second time around? Written from Noah's POV. Rated T for mild swearing and other sophomoric humor. Now officially concluded! Check out "Noah's Tour of the World" for the sequel! :D
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 197,349 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Noah, Izzy] Cody, Heather - Complete
Total Drama: Hunger Games Edition reviews
The 24 contestants from Total Drama Island and World Tour now face their biggest challenge yet: a fight to the death. With ten billion dollars at stake, one slip up could mean your doom... literally. Who will be the last one standing? Read and find out. T for death. CANCELLED. The only thing dead is this fic.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 11/12/2011
Totally Awesome Island: Teams Version reviews
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,184 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
Total Mesozoic Island reviews
The 22 teens from Total Drama Island are invited back for a second season. Little do they know that pretty soon, they're going to be running for their lives. This story happens after TDI and before TDA. Rated T for death.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Complete
Totally Awesome Island reviews
24 or more cartoon characters from Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon and Disney Channel compete against each other to win 100,000 dollars. Who will win this massive prize? Find out on Totally Awesome Island! GRAND FINALE HAS BEEN PUBLISHED!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,962 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Complete