Author has written 10 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Sailor Moon, Rise of the Guardians, Teen Titans, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Yu-Gi-Oh, Danny Phantom, Bleach, and Fairy Tail.
Sex: Keh, I Wish!!!
Gender:-- I'm a...--"Mooooooommmmmyyyyyyy! What am I? A boy or a girl?!?"..."YOU ARE A GIRL!!!!!!"..."Thanks mommy!"-- "OKAY!!!! I'm A GIRL!!!!"
Age: I AM 839,362,781,428.680977385009862 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...NOT!!!!! I'm still a teenager!...Or AM I...? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...H-HA...COUGH COUGH Uhhh, I choked...On Air... He-He...?
Personality: I believe that I am very creative, interesting, and I can be mean(but I try not to). I am also Very shy, and I try to get along with those around me(Even though I usually just end up annoying most of them).
Favorite books: The Seven Realms Series, The Underland Chronicles, The Septimus Heap Series, The Percy Jackson & The Olympians Series, The Harry Potter Series, and The Heroes Of Olympus Series,
Favorite animes: Kuroshitsuji(Black Butler), Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Shugo Chara, Tokyo Mew Mew, Bleach, Sailor Moon, InuYasha, Junjou Romantica, And HETALIA!!!!!!!!
My favorite anime pairings:
(You should be able to figure out which pairs go with which anime...Hopefully anyway...)
Favorite Movies: Rise Of The Guardians, Alice In Wonderland(The one with Johnny Depp in it), Hotel Transylvania, She's The Man(With Amanda Bynes), The Lone Ranger(Again, Johnny Depp), Paint It, White!(Hetalia Movie),
NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS
Normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Normal people: Say "OMG!"
Normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
Normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.
Normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
Normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
Normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
Normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
Normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.
Normal people: Think little people are stupid.
Normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.
Normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.
Normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might run out of money.
Normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people.
Normal people: Sing Lady Gaga songs
Normal people: Act normal when they meet someone named Steve.
Normal people: Favorite superhero is someone like Superman, Batman or Spiderman
Normal people: Don't believe in real magic.
Normal people: Don't believe in the Apocalypse.
If you are a Yu-Gi-Oh fan, then put this on your profile!
If you love having friends, post this on your profile
If you have ever seen a movie/show or heard a song so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, you probably can't read this without asking why am i friends with her??
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is jerk cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird.
I honestly believe that I'm stupid in my own special way...Or is it that I'm special in my own stupid way...? Eh, Whatever!
Never argue with an idiot they'll just take you down to your level and beat you by experience.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did; In his sleep -- Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
You know you live in 2010 when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'
7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an inanimate object
8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents)
9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces
10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
15.) Copy & Paste it because you know you fell for it. :)
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie, Aeropostale and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would die laughing, copy and paste this!
If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.
If you'r a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
Giant Red cabbages are falling out of the sky. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your one of those people who go crazy when your angry copy and paste this in your profile
If your obsessed with dragons, foxes, wolves and fantasy copy and paste this in your profile
If you are EVIL and enjoy torturing your friend for the heck of it copy and paste this in your profile
If you haaaaattttteeeee Barney, put this in your profile
I'm a female. Fe= Iron. Male= Man. Therefore, I am Iron Man!
-In the not too distant future, YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge to form one giant, idiotic, super-sized, time-wasting, non-productive, time-stealing, mind-dumbing, do-not-need-to-know website called YouTwitFace
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Rockeh, Sakura LOVE Shadow, Habit, Feed Meh Bacon, The Stars Above Your Head, kairitonks, Arctic Fox-Cat 0.o,
-All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy and Paste if this is true.
-If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you’re a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Wrath - Blue Spheal Ranger, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, thegreatwhitewolf, Feed Meh Bacon, The Star Above Your Head. kairitonks, Arctic Fox-Cat 0.o,
-If you ever ran into a door, copy this to your profile!
-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
Whoever said nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to staple water to a tree
I hate it when you walk outside and someone randomly throws a fridge at you.
-"What’s the difference between you and a calendar?"... "A calendar has dates!"
-Science Fact: If you took all of the veins from your body and laid then end to end... you would die
-I'm so glad Television redefined the word "marathon" to mean the exact opposite of physical exercise
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. Made of steel."
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
Female Come Backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Man: I know how to please a woman
Man: I can tell you want me
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
Girls, repost this as: Female Come Backs
How To Train Your Dragon Movie Quotes;
(to Toothless) Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues.
Oh, the gods hate me! Some people lose their knife or their mug. No, not me! I managed to lose an entire dragon!
Oh, perfect. And while I'm busy, Hiccup can cover the stall. Molten steel, razor-sharp blades, lots of time to himself - what could possibly go wrong?
(approaching the dragons' lair, the Vikings pass a wreck of one of their ships) Oh... I was wondering where that went.
Tuffnut & Ruffnut:
Tuffnut: (to Hiccup) You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon... (Hiccup stares at him blankly) That's me!
Ruffnut: (to Hiccup) You're crazy! (romantically) I like that...
Tuffnut: [Repeated line] Oh, I'm hurt! I am very much hurt!
Hiccup: (voice-over) My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know, but it's not the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that. Viking: (roars in Hiccup's face) AAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!! Mornin'!
Gobber: Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off!
Hiccup: Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too... muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with all... (flexing) this!
Gobber: Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?
Hiccup: I really did hit one.
Gobber: Sure, Hiccup...
Hiccup: (about his father) He never listens.
Gobber: Well, it runs in the family...
Hiccup: And when he does, it's always with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimped on the meat in his sandwich. (imitating) "Excuse me, barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!"
Gobber: Now, you're thinkin' about this all wrong! It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.
Hiccup: [Sarcastically] Thank you for summing that up.
Gobber: Look, the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not.
Hiccup: I just wanna be one of you guys. (goes inside his house)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Now these are funny:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
"Why is the rum always gone?" Captain Jack Sparrow
Put this on your
MY 9 NAMES
1. YOUR REAL NAME
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
Your result for The Sorting Hat Test ...
You scored 76% Slytherin, 36% Ravenclaw, 4% Gryffindor, and 16% Hufflepuff!
Or perhaps in Slytherin
Slytherins are known for their ambition, guile, and Machiavellian sensiblities.
"You never know how fragile you are until you burst out crying over something completely dumb."
"I think life is a bubble. And God is a giant needle that decides when your life is over, and he pops you... then you are reincarnated as another bubble."
"We'll still be friends even we're old and withered and screaming WHAT?! at each other. (cuz our hearing aids don't work)"
"I follow dragons down the interstate"
"You want to change things? You're gonna have to go out there and change them yourself because there are no fairy godmothers in this world!"
"And all you'll have, is an empty heart... and a chipped cup"
A Bit About Friends
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Kitsune Onna1, YourConscience813, angelicordemonic138, Feed Meh Bacon, Tha Stars Abov Your Head, kairitonks, Arctic Fox-Cat 0.o,
If you’re a Yaoi fan-girl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to tear out your vocal cords with a spoon."
"At work: Please think of me as dead."
"If you are allergic to something, it is best if you do not put that thing into your mouth. Especially if that thing is cats."
"Do not annoy the dragon, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
"Don't say you don't have enough time. You have the same amount of time as Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michelangelo Mother Theresa, Leonardo DaVinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein."
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog."
"We would accomplish much more if we did not think things were impossible."
"So let me see if I understand. We're being drawn away from people who are very nice but who we do not trust, to an unknown, possibly deadly, entity who for no reason at all, we do trust."
"You got it. You want to turn back now?"
"Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss this for the world!"
"Yes, definitely...I think."
"Now that's comforting."
"Understanding comes with action. Strength comes from the heart."
"Truth, justice, honor... none of that's worth shit! What matters is people, and people aren't honest, or just, or honorable They're petty, and they're angry, and they're afraid: and all anyone really wants, deep down, is to be wanted... and what's truth to that."
"There are six reasons anyone does anything: Love faith, boredom, greed, fear, and revenge. Six reasons. And they haven't changed in 5,000 years."
"Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell then run away and hide. He hates that."
"I seem to have lost my mind, which is a shame because it's such a little thing to be wandering around unattended."
"Everything here is eatable. I am eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies."
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
We all know or knew someone like this!!
One day, when I was a freshman in high school,
I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.
As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks.'
When we were seniors we began to think about college.
He had to prepare a speech for graduation.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle.
Today was one of those days.
I could see that he was nervous about his speech.
'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years.
My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.'
I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile.
Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions.
You now have two choices, you can:
As you can see, I took choice number 1.
99.9% of girls in america would faint if Hanna Montana disappeared. put this on your profile if you are the 0.1% happily poking your hostage with a spork.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
One more heart that will never love
If you're against abortion, re-post this
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into something that you could have clearly dodged, but you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera, yelling "DO A FLIP!!!
And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.
S.c.h.o.o.l: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every moment of it. (-Asylum Survivor, fanfiction.net)
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.
Being weird is like being normal, only better!!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!!
Life isn't passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
One day, I will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
The trouble with life is there's no background music
They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?
The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous
When life gives you lemons . . .
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.
"Sir, we're surrounded!"
When you really love someone, age, distance, height, and weight are just damn numbers.
Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
Forget the risk; take the fall. If it's what you want, it's worth it all.
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"It's official. He's gone Emo."
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!. . . Although, Oxygen helps too.
Worst. Idea. Ever. [pause] Let's do it.
I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.
I'm not easily distr. . .OMG! SHINY!
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love kittens, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think pandas are adorable, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love Slash/Yaoi stories, copy and paste this to your profile.
98% of girls would follow Robert Pattensen if he jumped off a building. If you're part of the two percent who would grab some popcorn and fight over front-row seats to watch, copy and paste this to your profile. LOL! XD
If you have every pushed on a door marked "pull" or vice-versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you friend is WEIRD (but not as weird as you), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The irony...)
If you're obsessed with Fan Fiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98% of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are part of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Flying_Shadow666, GregsLabrat, Panda-Boo15, JabbaWockyBaby, Arctic Fox-Cat 0.o
If you've ever run up a down escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you hate homework, copy and paste this into your profile.
95% of the teenage girls would cry if Bella Swan was at the edge of a cliff ready to jump.
PLEASE READ THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds my gay brother tight throught the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one the lucky ones, I guess. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
Re-post this if you think homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Stupid Racist People...
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!!
PLEASE put this on your profile if you know someone or are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this on their page, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower... armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post this.